These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, te need it down. te don't hear us
complaining about te leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what te want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable risposte to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if te want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we detto 6 months fa is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all commenti become null and void after 7 days.
1. If te won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If te think you're fat, te probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we detto can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes te sad o angry, we meant the other one.
1. te can either ask us to do something o tell us how te want it
done. Not both. If te already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever te have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. zucca is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and te say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know te are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If te ask a domanda te don't want an answer to, expect an
answer te don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything te wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless te are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, o monster
trucks.
1. te have enough clothes.
1. te have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank te for Leggere this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
divano tonight, but did te know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, te need it down. te don't hear us
complaining about te leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what te want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable risposte to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if te want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we detto 6 months fa is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all commenti become null and void after 7 days.
1. If te won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If te think you're fat, te probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we detto can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes te sad o angry, we meant the other one.
1. te can either ask us to do something o tell us how te want it
done. Not both. If te already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever te have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. zucca is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and te say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know te are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If te ask a domanda te don't want an answer to, expect an
answer te don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything te wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless te are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, o monster
trucks.
1. te have enough clothes.
1. te have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank te for Leggere this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
divano tonight, but did te know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
te never lived in the streets though te wish te had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If te need help o another example for a better understanding, let me know.