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There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
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Rachel's POV:

I slowly walked towards the door. And opened the door.

That person whom I saw could have been amazed to see me there.

I stood there Frozen with my jaw dropping down.

Andrew came near me to see who was at the door.

That person's face was flushed with anger when that person saw Andrew holding me da my waist.


Did I just say, that he had his hand wrapped on my waist.

That person raised the eyebrows.

What did Andrew plan?

"What is she doing here?!" She asked.

He didn't reply.

"Answer me Fedrer!" She demanded.

Not a good situation.

Come on answer her.

I slowly took his fine grip from my waist....
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 Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
recently NASA received pictures from their rover in Mars. none of the foto looked odd except one. they looked più into the matter. at first they claimed it to be a simple chemical compound mix making a shape but now they're not so sure. some still claim it to be nothing but others are saying that life has finally been found. in that picture there is 2 rocks and in the middle of them there appears to be a rat. so what do te think? life finally proved o a chemical compound making an unusual shape?
 curiosity rover
curiosity rover
To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw te to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I Amore you
te say do te mean it?
I say yes I do
I Amore te
più than anything in the world
te Amore me for who I am
Not for my looks o body
Just me
If te never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
te found me and took me in
te cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Skyadami
1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did te say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
posted by Pokemon_melody
NOTE: I do not own any of the things listed!

These are real names I made for things, if they became humans. Here we go~:

Trollface- Trolly Mctrollmyer
Forever Alone- Foren Alones
Y U NO- Yuggle Uber Noober
Me Gusta- Mero Goosta


Twilight Sparkle: Tina Sparks
Fluttershy: Freedom Slait
Pinkie Pie: Penny Plure
Applejack: Annie Jackson
arcobaleno Dash: Rachel Danes
Rarity: Rena Taylor


Pikachu: Pelly Chus
Oshawott: Onia Wain
Lugia: Lena Iesa
Skitty: Serena Tiens

Sonic the hedgehog:

Sonic: Soren Clios
Cosmo: Cleena Moise
Cream: Casey Maise

 iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my superiore, in alto Ten preferito Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games da Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If te have a Pogo account, te can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* da Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! te can download different flashcard sets simply da searching for a topic o te can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) Film da Flixter with...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy te get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a calzino with pennies, and then demand all of the Cibo using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a random person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos o baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as te can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little agnello at the superiore, in alto of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's Cibo when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about random things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by invadercalliope
1.Have te noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to mostra around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in letto looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If te die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about libri is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End


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Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul o Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concerto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 ora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Canto I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sede, sedile Ooh K Then drake Sad te Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fan fan Was Canto Along Giving Him fiori Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Leggere And You're Comments
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100% Credit to: link

She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: te want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do te Amore me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have te ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are te asking me?
She: Will te baciare me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will te ever hit me?
He: Are te crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...

posted by FutureDancer

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it più and più everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.


Just because this is the random Spot, that doesn't mean te have the right to post whatever crap te want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, o if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the risposte section here, but at least...
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posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-When te forget someone's name te wait for someone else to say it so te don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't cancella my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and te are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are te kidding me?' even though te know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if te look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!



Ash:Loose some weight te fat bastard!


Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Cibo up.Pikachu...
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He was staring at a wall, più like me but I was invisible, o I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like te know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their domande with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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