I'm bored and putting some random facts about me..
* I'm an Irish Canadian..
* One side of my family are literary cowboys and cowgirls. Even down to the town itself.. But I myself am a city boy from Ottawa., witch is probably why I don't enjoy country Musica like they do. Except maybe Alan Jackson..
* My dad is involved in the army, but not as soldier. As intelligence programs..
* I have ADHD..
* I am one of the darkest "bronies" I know.. I take much joy in Leggere dark twisted stories like Cupcakes. And Scrivere dark humored stories about MLP, witch involves killing off characters. But not ALL my stories are like that though..
* I am X-writer of Alpha and Omega (kinda like I retired from it) but still leave reviews of stories from the fansize..
* I am a very sarcastic person, but also a very kind, caring person..
* Sucide is a topic that took people I care about, più than once..
* I have an unhealthy obsession with KORN and METALLICA..
* I have a close friend who is gay, so I believe strongly in gay rights..
* I think the Saw Film are underrated..
* I own both an electric basso and electric guitar..
* I am a huge fan of Eminem (who isn't)..
* I'm an Irish Canadian..
* One side of my family are literary cowboys and cowgirls. Even down to the town itself.. But I myself am a city boy from Ottawa., witch is probably why I don't enjoy country Musica like they do. Except maybe Alan Jackson..
* My dad is involved in the army, but not as soldier. As intelligence programs..
* I have ADHD..
* I am one of the darkest "bronies" I know.. I take much joy in Leggere dark twisted stories like Cupcakes. And Scrivere dark humored stories about MLP, witch involves killing off characters. But not ALL my stories are like that though..
* I am X-writer of Alpha and Omega (kinda like I retired from it) but still leave reviews of stories from the fansize..
* I am a very sarcastic person, but also a very kind, caring person..
* Sucide is a topic that took people I care about, più than once..
* I have an unhealthy obsession with KORN and METALLICA..
* I have a close friend who is gay, so I believe strongly in gay rights..
* I think the Saw Film are underrated..
* I own both an electric basso and electric guitar..
* I am a huge fan of Eminem (who isn't)..
DEMENTED POEMS
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while fa and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask te somethingand i want te to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how te feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want te to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi o Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask te somethingand i want te to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how te feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want te to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi o Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.