These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.
P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). te may see some crossovers! XD
100. Shunsuke Daito: secondo best thing in the live action Ouran High School Host Club series...
99. Mitchel Musso: He's like a little kitten... I just want to take him home...
98. Yuri Lowenthal: You're voice sir... You're voice.
97. Brian Kelley: Uhhhhhhhhhh Florida-Georgia Line is my JAM!
96. Jamie Dornan: He is totally my Christian!
95. Donny Osmond: HIS VOICE! I loved him in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.
94. Jensen Ackles: DEAN! Uhhh te are too pretty for words...
93. Kellan Lutz: Hello muscles... I mean Emmett...
92. John Lennon: Fricken Genius...
91. Elvis Presley: Oh Elvis, Elvis Please, Keep your Pelvis CLOSE to me!
90. Skrillex: ... I Amore his music...
89. Ansel Elgort: te made me cry te beautiful, beautiful man!
88. Mark Ruffalo: Hulk out on me anytime babe!
87. Darren Criss: Hnnng... I want to fricken run my hands through his hair!!!!
86. Mark Edward Fischbach AKA Markiplier: He's my fricken spiritanimal...
85. Marlon Brando: A total classic here. Loved him in A Streetcar Named Desire
84. Tom Felton: Hi Draco!
83. Henry Cavill: te can sweep me off my feat anytime Superman...
82. Michael Crawford: Gawd his VOICE!!!!
81. Stephen Colbert: I Amore a man with a sense of humor!
80. Theo James: Sorry Four, but te only made it to 80. XD
79. Dylan O’Brien: AHhhh He's so cute! He TOTALLY Should have been Spiderman!!!
78. Ben Barnes: hehehe His Caspian...
77. Tyler Hubbard: *drools* His hair....
76. Misha Collins: This man's sense of humor is fabulous! I always have fun doing the GishWIshes! XD
75. Chris Hemsworth: Hnnng, Hi Thor!
74. Sam Claflin: FINNICK!! *glomps* I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BABY LOOKS LIKE!!!
73. Godfrey Gao; Oh hi Magnus!
72. Joel Madden: Sing to me baby!
71. Ian Somerhalder: Uhhhhh his eyes!
70. John Legend: Uhh His voice is like liquid velvet!
69. Jared Padalecki: Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng... I... I can't... Too beautiful...
68. Miles Teller: Uhhh, Yas! Amore this man!
67. Eugene Lee Yang from BuzzFeed: Hnnnnng, I watch the try guys just so I can listen to this man talk. I Amore the sound of his voice.
66. Humphrey Bogart: Huuuu, Oldie but a goodie!
65. Shawn Mendes: I don't care if you're trying to replace JBebs! I think te are adorable!
64. Alberto Rosende: Oh hi Simon! XD He's so cute!
63. James Dean: Uhh your style was God's gift to man kind. No one looks bad if they dress like James Dean...
62. John F. Kennedy: I have a thing for men in power... ;)
61. Jake Gyllenhaal: Uhhhhh, hmm? What? Sorry I got Lost in this man's eyes for a second, what was I saying?
60. Alan Rickman: *CRIES* *sniffle* te are a beautiful man that will live on forever in my heart!
59. Corbin Bleu: HSM and FLight 29 Down are fricking amazing!
58. Billy raggio, ray Cyrus: Don't break my achy breaky heart!
57. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hnnng... I Amore your muscles! Terminate me anytime babe. ;)
56. Harry Styles: *sigh* You, sir, must be a cucciolo in disguise...
55. Taylor Lautner: Hello muscles-I mean Jacob...
54. Colin Morgan: Mer-lin! I just want to hug him and bath in his accent... That sounded better in my head...
53. John Stamos: I can't wait for Fuller House! *sqeals*
52. Gerard Way: I'd Amore to unisciti your Black Parade!
51. Liam Hemsworth: Hmmm Hi Gale. :)
50. Rupert Grint: Uhhh his HAIR! I want to touch it!
49. Ryan Seacrest: Only reason I've been watching American Idol since Simon left...
48. Ramin Karimloo: HIS VOICE!
47. Joe Jonas: Hnnng. Everyone loves at least ONE Jonas Brother.
46. Alexander Hamilton: Ohhmagawd this Musica is my life! The sass and brilliance of this man amazes me to no end!
45. G-Dragon: He's from the K-Pop group Big Bang. Check them out. He looks awesome with no shirt. XD
44. Dominic Sherwood: Oh hello Jace! XD ohhmagawd his EYES though! I Amore heterochromia!
43. Aaron Tveit: Guys, have te watched Grease Live yet? This man is amazing!
42. Jackson Rathbone: Hnnnnng, That episode of Criminal Minds made me fall in Amore with this man hardcore... then I re-watched Twilight and he just took my breath away.
41. Jason Isaacs: Malfoy Sr. te beautifully horrible man!
40. Francois Arnaud: Everyone NEEDS to go watch the Borgias right now. Uhhhh all he wears is leather pants and cod-pieces.
39. Harry Shum, Jr.: Hello other Magnus! And Matt Chang from Glee!
38. Simon Cowell: te beautiful critical man you!
37. Isaiah Mustafa: He's the werewolf your man can smell like! XD
36. Rob Pattinson: Uhhhg I'm such Twilight trash... I Amore THIS MAN!
35. Heath Ledger: RIP te amazingly beautiful man!
34. Eddie Redmayne: Les Mis anyone? He was fricken amazing in that!
33. Jared Leto: Is there anything this man can't do? Sing, act, looking beautiful. I bet he has a sweet hidden talent like being an expert at the French Horn o something...
32. Brendon Urie: Have te guys watched the girls/girls/boys Musica video? Go do that now. You're welcome. :)
31. Elijah Wood: Frodo my love! I'll carry te up the volcano!
30. Mario Lopez: This man doesn't age, I swear!
29. Logan Lerman: Uhhhh look at his sweet FACE! I just want to put him in my pocket! *hug*
28. Mick Jagger: I'm with Ke$ha on this one... No one has Swagger like Mick Jagger.
27. Chris Evans: Genetically enhanced super soldier indeed! He can turn my flame on! Uhhg I'm sorry about all these puns... (no I'm not)
26. Prince William of England: Hehe, I'd like to party with this guy!
25. Ryan Ross: Humana-humana fave member of P!ATD... I want to touch his HAIR! He cut it a while ago... it made me sad...
24. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg AKA Pewdiepie: This beautiful man is my fricken spirit animal! PROUD MEMBER OF THE BRO ARMY RIGHT HERE!
23. Adam Lambert: He's giving me quite the fever!
22. Colin Farrell: That Alexander movie... Uhhg, he can be my king of Macedon any time... As long as he wears that outfit...
21. Jim Morrison: *drools* Hnnnnnnnnng... I Amore this man. Absolutely BAMF!
20. Mark Hamill: He was cute in stella, star Wars. He was fan-fricken-tastic as the Joker!
19. Jeremy Irons: Pope Scar is my nick-name for him. Uhhhhg. His. VOICE!
18. Yusuke Yamamoto: The best part of the Live Action Ouran Hischool Host Club show!!!!
17. Logan Henderson: BTR is my major guilty pleasure... and so is this man.
16. TaeYang from Big Bang: hnnnnnnnng... Yas.
15. Barack Obama: This man is amazing. His threshold for stupidity is unmatched!
14. Zac Efron: C'mon... te all cannot tell me that youdidn't have at least a tiny crush on him in HSM!
13. John Travolta: Shhh I forgive te for Battlefield Earth te beautiful man.
12. Shia LeBeouf: ... Holes introduced me to this man... Its still one of my fave Film EVER because of this cutie!
11. Paul McCartney: My fave Beatle for a REASON! Maxwell's Silver Hammer all the WAY!
NOW FOR THE superiore, in alto TEN!!!!!!
10. Rupert Brooke:
Handsomest man in England indeed! Uhhhhhhg, I Amore this man! His poesia is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! And his letters between him and his friend James Strachey are fricking fun and beautiful to read! HE DIED TOO SOON!
9. David Bowie:
*CRIES* LABRYINTH WAS MY CHILDHOOD!! God this man was sexy. *sniffle* We all shall miss is tremendous musical talent and the blatant sexual tension between him and Mic Jagger. RIP te magnificent man!
8. Oscar Wilde:
If te have never heard of this man te are uncultured swine and need to look up either the Picture of Dorian Grey o The Importance of being Earnest RIGHT NOW AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES!!
*ehhem*... Yes, this man is a fricking GENIUS! His poesia is beautiful and uhhhhg I can't EVEN! This man is as beautiful as the things he writes! And that hat! That's one sexy hat.
7. Josh Hutcherson:
Gosh, Josh Hutcherson is adorkable. Uhhhh Why did it take everyone so long to realize your true beauty? *hugs*
6. Jamie Campbell Bower:
Hello other Jace! I don't care if he looks like a heroine addict I think he's beautiful! I feel in Amore the moment he detto "artifice" in the Breaking Dawn movie! Uhhhhg then the CoB movie... mmmmmm...
5. raggio, ray Davies:
The sass of this man. Uhhhg I want to touch his HAIR! *grabby hands*
I am a HUMUNGASARUS fan of the Kinks and I just can't help it! I Amore Ray! He's another fricking genius! Just go and listen to some of their music, specifically Lola, Wonderboy and [Art Lover[/I] (those are my favorites).
4. Jason Derulo:
te can talk dirty to me anytime lovey... I'll even Wiggle if te want me to. XD
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm done now. >.<
3. Justin Bieber:
... STOP JUDGING ME! I CAN FEEL te JUDGING ME! I can't help it! He just grew up nicely... Physically, obviously not personally. AND te know what, his Musica HAS gotten MUCH better. :P
2. Dave Davies:
Who knew hotness ran in the family? XD
Uhhhhhhg he's so fricking amazing! He's a beautiful and pure spirit trapped in the body of a minx! I read his biography annually and I fall in Amore every time! >.<
AND FOR WHAT te ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
1. Daniel Radcliffe:
My trump card in Cards Against Humanity is "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole."
This man is amazing! I... I just can't express my Amore of this sexy man... That picture of him in Equus though...
Well, there it is... now te all know what kind of weirdo I am...
I almost regret making this thing...
NAHHHH, te guys'll be nice to me!
Thanks for suffering through my insanity for a little while!
Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou unisciti me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"
( Part Two coming soon)
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou unisciti me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"
( Part Two coming soon)
