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posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my lista of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let te know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything o eating anything te might spit it o something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the scopa late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baia they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF te DON'T PASS THIS ON te DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All giorno long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Why Naruto is the best Anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make te laugh so hard

3.It can make te cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes te wish te lived in the Naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes te think about it all the time

15.It teaches te Naruto history

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take commenti asking domande from the last episode and answer them in the successivo article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope te enjoy our secondo episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commentato in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe te can mostra me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded da the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

Let Me Tell te About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell te about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed da many random ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products o apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined da an idiot that postato a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would te do something like that?

---...

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's complessivamente, generale prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's più serious scenes..
* The shows complessivamente, generale qulity. te can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* te can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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A lista of Sites te Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that te probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add più to the lista when I find più sites I think te should probably avoid. So if anyone sends te links to the following sites, te have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad da the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS te ARE A SICKO I ADVISE te NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - superiore, in alto 20 lista

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all te want even if she is the kind who will out chug te in birra and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names te never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth o Dare domande Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth o dare Questions

Truth o dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth o dare questions, which will help te to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream te have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality o feature te would like to change about yourself?

Do te have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend o boyfriend's friend?

Do te think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Amore flirts.
3. A guy can like te for a minute, and then forget te afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are te doing something?" o "Have te eaten already?" are the first usual domande a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why te Amore her

posted by milorox18

1. I Amore the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Amore the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Amore the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Amore the way te look at me.

5. I Amore how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Amore the way I can’t imagine a giorno without te in my life.

7. I Amore the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Amore the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Amore the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Amore how I know you’ll always be there when I need te to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - superiore, in alto 20 lista

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get te in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly da giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the successivo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - te may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin berretto, tappo and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits

rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter

rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down

rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If te have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that te ask their opinion of everything.

7. After te have your bath, avvolgere a bath towel around te and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My superiore, in alto 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a lista like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lista with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commento but be polite. Also, always commento because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers te know.
12.Strangers te don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to cancella above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar te grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fontana run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to te in public about the...

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10 most stupid domande people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t te try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while fa and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask te somethingand i want te to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how te feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want te to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.