Tell me if u think this is funny o not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:
random GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would te like to hear your fortune?
random guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
random guy: Uh te gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
random guy: te gonna tell me my fortune o what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell te your fortune?
random guy: te detto te WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have te been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and biscotti, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
random guy:0.o But te j-
Cookies: No I didn't
random guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell te your fortune.
random guy:Yes te did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
random guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would te like to hear your fortune?
random guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
random guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky te your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
random GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would te like to hear your fortune?
random guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
random guy: Uh te gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
random guy: te gonna tell me my fortune o what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell te your fortune?
random guy: te detto te WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have te been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and biscotti, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
random guy:0.o But te j-
Cookies: No I didn't
random guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell te your fortune.
random guy:Yes te did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
random guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would te like to hear your fortune?
random guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
random guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky te your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once più at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure da now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For da him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones o powers o rulers o authorities;
all things were created da him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17