random Article: Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if te ever, one giorno decide to call me that. If te think I'm insane, run away, because te are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too te a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. te think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

hakadoshi12345, Tdinoahiscute4 and 9 others like this

peterslover ~LOL~ That was kinda cute!! Sooooooo you were bored! How long did this take to do?!

K5-HOWL lol

bellaroseswan it was ok probly only took 10 minutes maybe lol ur not weird to me or anything

shomill Funny!

demon_wolf lol, funny

skipperluvs It only took me like...eh....5 minutes XD I'm a writer so this was pretty quick

taytrain97 I showed my mom this and she called you a dork. =P Don't worry, it's always a compliment coming from her xD

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are te busy?" o "Are te doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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~ Wallpapers: Full HD ~

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wallpaper FOR PC

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random wallpaper

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LoL- So True!

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Things te Only See In Giappone

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Funny Kitty

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Rapunzel (Tangled)

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Quiz:Bet I can make te say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first quiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told te I could make te say 256.

OK,if te detto to yourself,"No.You detto te can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if te didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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te May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If te consider it a sport to gather your Cibo da drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all giorno hoping that the Cibo will swim by, te might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each anno because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, te might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, te might live in Michigan .

If te instinctively walk like a pinguino for five months out of the year, te might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call te a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and te lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because te know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that te must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who te are and te should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make te feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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te know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

te know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your preferito character from stella, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled da Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your preferito female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding o happy
:-( depressed o frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool o sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

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Melascula

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical giorno at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky anatra walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught da their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the superiore, in alto of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as detto before. He and Buster were instructed da their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, anatra season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

gengar wallpaper Is Cool wallpaper

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with te guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

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