really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity
I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. te ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If pistole kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but te are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... da the way your out of latte
Wonders why they tell te to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls te over
Going to sue Red toro for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as te pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares te to press ALT + F4
Knows that the erba is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if te choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of te today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. te ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If pistole kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but te are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... da the way your out of latte
Wonders why they tell te to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls te over
Going to sue Red toro for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as te pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares te to press ALT + F4
Knows that the erba is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if te choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of te today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
This has probably happened to a lot of te because of taking notes in class.
Have te ever got a little blister o callus because of Scrivere too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure o rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the chitarra o even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So te have some calluses and te want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
te can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limone for 10 minuti and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams o mandorla oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and te will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have te ever got a little blister o callus because of Scrivere too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure o rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the chitarra o even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So te have some calluses and te want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
te can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limone for 10 minuti and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams o mandorla oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and te will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If te Want to work for people ....Make your cuore the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If te want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As te are the creator of your life, similarly te are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for te
*always forget what te did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If te Want to work for people ....Make your cuore the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If te want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As te are the creator of your life, similarly te are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for te
*always forget what te did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended da the T- camicia slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the camicia isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five anno old boy wearing a camicia that detto "Girls Have Cooties" o "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female o male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have te ever seen a T.V. mostra where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the camicia isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five anno old boy wearing a camicia that detto "Girls Have Cooties" o "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female o male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have te ever seen a T.V. mostra where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.