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posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all te can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your cuore and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all te can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do te think...

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Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

posted by Dreazky

Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!

For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating consigli is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to più modern minds.

The Old Way:
~Date only boys who...

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My preferito Entertainers

posted by uploaded900

For a while, I've been thinking of making an articolo on my influential celebs and here they are. This lista is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I Amore them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd Amore to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

The Realist

Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...

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superiore, in alto 50 funniest jokes ever!

posted by cuteasprincie

Survey reveals superiore, in alto 50 funniest jokes ever told

[HK]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined più than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had da far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags da Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...

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Puns

posted by Bluekait

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the orso that was hit da an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They detto it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the uvetta, uva passa for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

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Solo

posted by nmdis

"Solo"

You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until te give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think te could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

te sing to me
Too bad te couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't te stick to acting?

Here te go again...

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Piercing Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Piercing"

Living in fear
Is not what te had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

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Ice Cold's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

IceCold
She fell in Amore with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell te da the Greyhound
She can mostra te how to stay down
I can tell te 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my cagna watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get te buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

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Beat Lyrics

posted by nmdis

BEAT

It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make te bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, te do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...

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A anno Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can te feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing te so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A giorno without te is like a anno without rain
I need te da my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A giorno without te is like a anno without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't te hear me calling?
My cuore is yearning
Like...

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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All giorno all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I Amore it, hate the way I Amore you
All giorno all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to mostra I Amore you, I got no regrets.
I Amore te much to, much to hide you, this Amore ain’t finished yet. This Amore ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

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The Warrior Princess and the Elven Prince

posted by misscrazel

Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten minuti the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire anno and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...

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the mirror of fate chapter one: the chosen lands

posted by misscrazel

June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the secondo Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

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I have no idea what to call this. O.O But it's chapter one.

posted by -SilverFey-

Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something te don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, più than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope te like it!
_____________________________________________

Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

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Schoolstuck: Chapter three

posted by canal

(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John detto walking in with a bowl of popcorn he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some popcorn away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee tavolo in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can te change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, te little boy” I detto ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...

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Truth on Justin Bieber

posted by Bluekait

There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that te may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan bistecca that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...

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Why Dani from Hocus Pocus Annoys Me

posted by hatelarxene

Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as te can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minuti of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the superiore, in alto of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's recitazione all tough and Ribelle - The Brave against ghiandaia, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...

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An articolo written for the earth

posted by justinfangrrl

Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this articolo I will tell te about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell te about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate te in a good way.

Everything in this articolo is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to data facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...

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"Buckwild" stella, stella, star Shain Gandee dead at 21, MTV cancels production for season 2 following his death.

posted by adultswimperson

We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" stella, star Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old MTV reality stella, star had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...

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A poem I made up in 5 minuti from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with libri scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Musica but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.