im going insane if I don't come back on tomorrow....you'll know why ... postato più di un anno fa

yep I just want to completely disappear I cant take it anymore postato più di un anno fa

have te ever played stella, star volpe 64 postato più di un anno fa

I just ate 12 bags of frutta snacks, in 2 mins.
I just hope no one notices, all the snacks are gone. postato più di un anno fa

everybody's doing a brand new dance now
come on, baby, do the Loco-motion postato più di un anno fa

Feelin' sick from all that school work!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

"FUCK YO PRINCIPLE,BITCH" postato più di un anno fa

i want to give a shout out to all those people who post actual pics of their ipods on amazon and Ebay... postato più di un anno fa

#Zombies postato più di un anno fa

im not dead yet don't worry .....I read everything im trying to re consider postato più di un anno fa

suicide is soon gonna be painless postato più di un anno fa

When da fuck is Natale dough postato più di un anno fa

Who else is filled with boredom? Dx postato più di un anno fa

An interveiw with Grey Delisle:

Interviewer: "So Grey, do te ever have moments when te can act like Mandy?"
Grey: "No, not usually-!

*SINISTER MANDY VOICE*

"-unless te cut me off in the parking lot, and steal my parking spot.
THATS when things get ugly.

-Grey Delisle, Mandy's voice actress from 'The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy". postato più di un anno fa

bananas are tubes of frutta postato più di un anno fa

if pomodoro is a fruit,
isn't ketchup a smoothie? postato più di un anno fa

Don't go hate me cuz i'm a beautiful nigga. postato più di un anno fa

Hate the ship not the shipper. postato più di un anno fa

Hey!!! I came back for now. I've been on Facebook the time i was gone. I Amore u all.. <3.... that knows me postato più di un anno fa

What to do? postato più di un anno fa

Destiny turned her face, numbness and violent shapes postato più di un anno fa

I have two suicidal Friends one I cant help one I can but shes trying to stop me and im depressed and someone i know started cutting and AUUUGGGHH I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO GO AWAY GO AWAY JUST FUCKING GO AWAY postato più di un anno fa

"3 out of 5 smokers die"... apparently the other two become immortal... postato più di un anno fa

Burn memes 2013
te too, for just a dollar a day, could donate to support this cause. postato più di un anno fa

・ postato più di un anno fa

I got iron man 3 for my birthday from my grandparents postato più di un anno fa

people everywhere
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air postato più di un anno fa

What does Doge say? postato più di un anno fa

Whatever te do,don't get out of letto on November the 2nd. No matter what te hear o see. postato più di un anno fa

5th o9f November never forget. postato più di un anno fa

suit untailored ringtone taylor veloce, swift cant tweet up on my twitter cuz i havent done shit postato più di un anno fa

What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. *badum tss* postato più di un anno fa

Let's throw out the what a waste of spazio poop on my face.
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Jellyfish pride, motherfucker! :D postato più di un anno fa

I discovered that it's really hard to find someone's phone number in the phone book if they have an extremely popolare last name. postato più di un anno fa

Let's fight IM ready!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

What do te get if te attraversare, croce a canguro and Bigfoot? Big holes in the ground *badum tss* postato più di un anno fa

Halloween is over...and Bring on the Natale ads XD WATERBUG postato più di un anno fa

Y u no have fun like before? postato più di un anno fa

Is it just me o does the random club seem slow lately? postato più di un anno fa

Hello im an octopus... postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween everybody! Have a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza one! :D postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween everybody!!!!! ^-^ postato più di un anno fa

bacheca is to run in to head first! postato più di un anno fa

It's always disappointing when te check your email and there are no new messages. postato più di un anno fa

BEST CLUB EVER postato più di un anno fa

My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math o art o geography o science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me postato più di un anno fa

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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) postato più di un anno fa

Oh... te hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe postato più di un anno fa

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. postato più di un anno fa

If te dress up then don't be shy. postato più di un anno fa

Halloween!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I want to just sleep and never wake up postato più di un anno fa

So why do te build me up, build me up postato più di un anno fa

Do what te want cause a pirate is free
te are a pirate. postato più di un anno fa

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to pubblicità club but
if there are any fan of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if te joined link uwu

te don't have to o anything if te don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! postato più di un anno fa

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is postato più di un anno fa

I want to eat più warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! postato più di un anno fa

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese Cibo because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. postato più di un anno fa

te know te make me wanna (shout!) postato più di un anno fa

"u smell bad" respect the onions postato più di un anno fa

i hate when people try to get into my business...like Gesù i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC postato più di un anno fa

WE LIVE FOR THIS Amore postato più di un anno fa

Dont te know my culo is famous!! postato più di un anno fa

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself postato più di un anno fa

Canto is a grate way to express your self! postato più di un anno fa

wut dope shite has been goin' down? postato più di un anno fa

I Amore warheads. They're so freakin sour! postato più di un anno fa

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the secondo season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! postato più di un anno fa

what te give is what te get postato più di un anno fa

te only get what te give. postato più di un anno fa

One of my best Friends was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. postato più di un anno fa

Dora the explorer. postato più di un anno fa

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my Friends in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He detto he would email the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) postato più di un anno fa

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a random domanda here...link postato più di un anno fa

16 puns of pages. postato più di un anno fa

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of orso claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to orso arms. postato più di un anno fa

Smile! postato più di un anno fa

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" postato più di un anno fa

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. postato più di un anno fa

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed postato più di un anno fa

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” postato più di un anno fa

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can postato più di un anno fa

Did te hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? postato più di un anno fa

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. postato più di un anno fa

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! postato più di un anno fa

A truck full of frutta crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic marmellata postato più di un anno fa

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. postato più di un anno fa

two pesce were in a tank. one detto to the other "do te know how to drive this thing?" postato più di un anno fa

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. postato più di un anno fa

Friction: it's such a drag. postato più di un anno fa

Ben Stiller is a thief postato più di un anno fa

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS Gesù postato più di un anno fa

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. postato più di un anno fa

working at the pants factory really wore me out postato più di un anno fa

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. postato più di un anno fa

One last pun postato più di un anno fa

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard postato più di un anno fa

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no postato più di un anno fa

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky postato più di un anno fa