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man those wind tunnels really blew me away postato più di un anno fa
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never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend te socket instead postato più di un anno fa
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Feudalism: its your Count that voti postato più di un anno fa
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Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper postato più di un anno fa
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In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his cappotto and pants. postato più di un anno fa
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A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of sedano up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right postato più di un anno fa
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Peacocks are meticulous because they mostra attention to de tail. postato più di un anno fa
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Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. postato più di un anno fa
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When a avvoltoio flies, he takes carrion luggage. postato più di un anno fa
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it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person postato più di un anno fa
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Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. postato più di un anno fa
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my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people detto it was too long winded postato più di un anno fa
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A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" postato più di un anno fa
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A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. postato più di un anno fa
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There were three cavalli on a ship including a sick bay. postato più di un anno fa
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when she told me i was average, she was just being mean postato più di un anno fa
metrolight commentato…
we need to apprehend her imMEDIANtly più di un anno fa
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God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal bacheca of puns postato più di un anno fa
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our hearts go out to the familes of those who tried to skim the mass amount of posts and did not survive out of frustration più di un anno fa
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Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. postato più di un anno fa
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a math teacher got a pet pappagallo and taught it to talk. one giorno the pappagallo escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" postato più di un anno fa
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The anatra detto to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' postato più di un anno fa
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what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have collare id postato più di un anno fa
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Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. postato più di un anno fa
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Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. postato più di un anno fa
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An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. postato più di un anno fa
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A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. postato più di un anno fa
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Time flies like an arrow. frutta flies like a banana. postato più di un anno fa
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hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks postato più di un anno fa
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It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. postato più di un anno fa
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The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. postato più di un anno fa
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The best way to communicate with a pesce is to drop them a line. postato più di un anno fa
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two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone postato più di un anno fa
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On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. postato più di un anno fa
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Male deer have buck teeth. postato più di un anno fa
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an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence postato più di un anno fa
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A zoo had a cammello with no humps named 'Humphrey.' postato più di un anno fa
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When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. postato più di un anno fa
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to win at tug-of-war, te must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent postato più di un anno fa
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One horse detto to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. postato più di un anno fa
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan commentato…
K. più di un anno fa
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when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the domanda postato più di un anno fa
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One cavalletta told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. postato più di un anno fa
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An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. postato più di un anno fa
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Moar puns pls. postato più di un anno fa
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Have te ever heard of an honest cheetah? postato più di un anno fa
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smoke dynamite and really blow your mind postato più di un anno fa
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Having your hand amputated must be a handful postato più di un anno fa
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theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view postato più di un anno fa
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It's OK to watch an elefante bathe as they usually have their trunks on. postato più di un anno fa
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" postato più di un anno fa
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The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. postato più di un anno fa
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where do libri sleep?
under their covers postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ postato più di un anno fa
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Where do te find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. postato più di un anno fa
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i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us postato più di un anno fa
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I ha rubato, stola his coat, call that jack it postato più di un anno fa
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Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. postato più di un anno fa
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how do te train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
te give them a drill instructor postato più di un anno fa
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how long will the puns go, no one knows più di un anno fa
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A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak postato più di un anno fa
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drake più di un anno fa
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a man walked into a bar. a secondo man saw it and ducked just in time postato più di un anno fa
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Doing Coca Cola with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines postato più di un anno fa
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the seductive scopa salesmen swept me off my feet postato più di un anno fa
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Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. postato più di un anno fa
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why won't a bike stand up da itself?
its two tired postato più di un anno fa
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two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie postato più di un anno fa
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One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. te could say he has teleAPATHY postato più di un anno fa
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I murder so many verses, te can say I killed hip hop. postato più di un anno fa
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i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window postato più di un anno fa
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Got a black dog
Call it a cagna nigga postato più di un anno fa
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i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist postato più di un anno fa
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I ha rubato, stola his coat, call that jack it postato più di un anno fa
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i bought a smoking giacca and blazer at a fuoco sale postato più di un anno fa
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I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird postato più di un anno fa
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i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool postato più di un anno fa
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Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain postato più di un anno fa
MarineHolocaust detto …
puns should be eradicated from existence postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
I can't get this Squid Girl Anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. postato più di un anno fa
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i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon postato più di un anno fa
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Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome postato più di un anno fa
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do te know any chemistry jokes?
NaH postato più di un anno fa
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also acceptable: Na più di un anno fa
gabbalee commentato…
I wanted to make a good periodic tavolo joke but all the good ones argon più di un anno fa
metrolight commentato…
I NO Au FeW più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the spiaggia when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. postato più di un anno fa
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i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind postato più di un anno fa
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Shoot te on Halloween call it trigger treating postato più di un anno fa
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remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination postato più di un anno fa
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This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix postato più di un anno fa
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i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce postato più di un anno fa
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the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot postato più di un anno fa
metrolight commentato…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service più di un anno fa
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I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD postato più di un anno fa
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what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Priests hate cos/tan postato più di un anno fa
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Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy postato più di un anno fa
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i used to be a oro prospector, but it didn't really pan out postato più di un anno fa
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there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent postato più di un anno fa
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She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child postato più di un anno fa
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birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age postato più di un anno fa
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A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. postato più di un anno fa
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that escalated quickly più di un anno fa
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I pattinare, skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. postato più di un anno fa
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i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to diviso, spalato hares postato più di un anno fa
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the cycle of puns never ends Gesù christ più di un anno fa
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a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony postato più di un anno fa
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Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. postato più di un anno fa