to win at tug-of-war, te must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent postato più di un anno fa

One horse detto to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. postato più di un anno fa

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. postato più di un anno fa

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the domanda postato più di un anno fa

One cavalletta told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. postato più di un anno fa

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. postato più di un anno fa

Moar puns pls. postato più di un anno fa

Have te ever heard of an honest cheetah? postato più di un anno fa

smoke dynamite and really blow your mind postato più di un anno fa

Having your hand amputated must be a handful postato più di un anno fa

theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view postato più di un anno fa

It's OK to watch an elefante bathe as they usually have their trunks on. postato più di un anno fa

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" postato più di un anno fa

The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. postato più di un anno fa

where do libri sleep?
under their covers postato più di un anno fa

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ postato più di un anno fa

Where do te find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. postato più di un anno fa

i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded postato più di un anno fa

don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us postato più di un anno fa

I ha rubato, stola his coat, call that jack it postato più di un anno fa

Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. postato più di un anno fa

how do te train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
te give them a drill instructor postato più di un anno fa

A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak postato più di un anno fa

a man walked into a bar. a secondo man saw it and ducked just in time postato più di un anno fa

Doing Coca Cola with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines postato più di un anno fa

the seductive scopa salesmen swept me off my feet postato più di un anno fa

Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. postato più di un anno fa

why won't a bike stand up da itself?
its two tired postato più di un anno fa

two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie postato più di un anno fa

One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. te could say he has teleAPATHY postato più di un anno fa

I murder so many verses, te can say I killed hip hop. postato più di un anno fa

i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window postato più di un anno fa

Got a black dog
Call it a cagna nigga postato più di un anno fa

i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist postato più di un anno fa

I ha rubato, stola his coat, call that jack it postato più di un anno fa

i bought a smoking giacca and blazer at a fuoco sale postato più di un anno fa

I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird postato più di un anno fa

i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool postato più di un anno fa

Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain postato più di un anno fa

puns should be eradicated from existence postato più di un anno fa

I can't get this Squid Girl Anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. postato più di un anno fa

i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon postato più di un anno fa

Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome postato più di un anno fa

do te know any chemistry jokes?
NaH postato più di un anno fa

Christopher Walken loves long walks on the spiaggia when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. postato più di un anno fa

i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind postato più di un anno fa

Shoot te on Halloween call it trigger treating postato più di un anno fa

remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination postato più di un anno fa

This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix postato più di un anno fa

i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce postato più di un anno fa

the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot postato più di un anno fa

I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD postato più di un anno fa

what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx postato più di un anno fa

Priests hate cos/tan postato più di un anno fa

Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy postato più di un anno fa

i used to be a oro prospector, but it didn't really pan out postato più di un anno fa

there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent postato più di un anno fa

She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child postato più di un anno fa

birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age postato più di un anno fa

A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. postato più di un anno fa

I pattinare, skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. postato più di un anno fa

i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to diviso, spalato hares postato più di un anno fa

a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony postato più di un anno fa

Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. postato più di un anno fa

gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap postato più di un anno fa

My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . postato più di un anno fa

i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later postato più di un anno fa

if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? postato più di un anno fa

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull postato più di un anno fa

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind postato più di un anno fa

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , postato più di un anno fa

this bacheca is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive postato più di un anno fa

te can tell if a doctor's a quack when te see his large bill postato più di un anno fa

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin postato più di un anno fa

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another postato più di un anno fa

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. postato più di un anno fa

the best way to make an mela, apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minuti postato più di un anno fa

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. postato più di un anno fa

art thou feelin it now mr krabs postato più di un anno fa

Why can't te hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. postato più di un anno fa

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide cintura near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new anno received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza house. postato più di un anno fa

if we're posting bad puns on the bacheca count me in
i see detto the blind man, i saw detto the carpenter postato più di un anno fa

Took my old girlfriend out to cena call dat Fed-Ex. postato più di un anno fa

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. postato più di un anno fa

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. postato più di un anno fa

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, postato più di un anno fa

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. postato più di un anno fa

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to random person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more o less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes random person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! postato più di un anno fa

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. postato più di un anno fa

the random club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame postato più di un anno fa

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. postato più di un anno fa

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So te come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! postato più di un anno fa

young man, there's no need to feel down postato più di un anno fa

WI FI postato più di un anno fa

I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. postato più di un anno fa

I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. postato più di un anno fa

sting postato più di un anno fa

great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap postato più di un anno fa

THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. postato più di un anno fa

It's only been what, 20 minuti since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. postato più di un anno fa