My classmate were looking up their names in the dictionary... Julio: Definition of Julio, a very masculine name *lifts head proudly* Me:....Doesn't Julio mean July in Spa- Julio: Shut up! Me: o_o
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One of my guy Friends is attempting to hit on me and used this pick up line: "If te were a guy, I'll be gay." Of course it didn't work cause I see him as a friend, nothing più nothing less. Then he called me twice as ugly and left. It was an awkward situation and he does this to me every day. In fact, ALL my guy Friends do it. It's weird. I think I should stop making guy friends.
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i have never watched a single episode of game of thrones in my life, but i know for a fact that te do not fuck with the blonde dragon chick.
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sitting outside with best guy friend in snow (his name is Cody) Me: *hits Cody with snowball* Cody: Do not throw snowballs at your king Me: -_- *hits Cody with another snowball*
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te know,one giorno I just want to lay down on some freshly mowed erba and blow on dandelions. Umbrella included of course. *Sighs*
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I hate it when te look up pictures on Google immagini for a book and in the related searches is something like "Bluestar's Death" and your like "WHAT?! BLUESTAR DIES?!" and it ruins it. (P.S. Bluestar is from the warrior series just thought I'd use her as an example)
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the successivo time te feel like shit just remember the sloths they don;t do anything ever and they haven;t gone extinct so te can afford to take a nap
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cool *sings a song* He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He'll eat te with his taters and his greens He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot 'Cause to Bigfoot you're a fleshy tangerine Boy: Oh, no! Clyde: He goes barefoot so he's always free to stomp ya He carries a big stick so he can whomp ya Sharpens up those teeth so he can chomp ya So I think te better flee 'cause I'm telling te that he's... Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He bathes in the water that te drink Holly: Yuck! Clyde: He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot So watch out 'cause he's closer than te think Boo!più di un anno fa
Happy Earth Day! What's sad is my friend and I were talking today about Earth giorno and then one of my other Friends said"It's Earth Day?" And I go "OF COURSE IT'S EARTH giorno HOW COULD te FORGET?! IT'S LIKE EARTH'S BIRTHDAY! HOW COULD te FORGET?!" And she goes " I was too busy styling my hair to think about earth day" I just look at her like this -_-più di un anno fa
So my Friends saw my um... incestualish (not even a word. e.e) background on my laptop. ....Kill me now. ;~; I had to hid my face for a while.
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*too busy telling little kids lies to notice* " I swear Spongebob is gay! I saw him making out with Diago behind the school! And Dora was watching! She is messed up"più di un anno fa
yeah, i will be! i went outside after that being as quiet as i could but i heard that huffing noise they make from nearby after getting a can, so i bolted for the house thinking "oshitoshitoshit!' but i didn't see it. it's a black orso btw.più di un anno fa
~“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way da moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”~
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Me when I was 5 seeing someone pull a rabbit out of there hat for the first time: .........What kind of black magic is this?!
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MY CLASSROOM IS HAUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! During testing today it was silent then suddenly we heard a weird noise like a weird baby laughing crying dying sound. I don't know how to explain what it sounded like. But it was coming from the closet. It was scary. Even the teacher looked a little scared.
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If my dad breaks the TV one più time I'll lose my patience!! JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON AND IT'LL SWITCH BACK ON, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!
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the loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
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ciao I'm bored ask me a question K....Do your balls smell like fish? And does your pubic hair go up your nose when te smell them 0_o I dont smell my balls and they don't smell like fish If te don't smell them how do te no they don't smell of fish? I don't smell my balls but i no they don't smell like fish. Ok.......but just to be accurate smell your balls *my friend sends me this conversation and says its her and her bf talking and I die of laughter*
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te know if I had to eat either a ragno o a roach I'd eat the roach because I can't have a ragno making webs inside of me. That's gross O_o
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i just had some faith in humanity restored because the people living across from the westboro baptist church painted their house arcobaleno and painted their punch, punzone buggy arcobaleno and wrote "fagbug" in big letters.più di un anno fa
ciao guys! I've started a new club called 180. It's open to anyone and I was wondering if te would like to unisciti it. If not, I would Amore it if te spread the word around. te can do both, if te would like to.
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I'm pretty sure I could even make a record nowadays. A little bit editor would just even a few false notes, and my voice would sound decent to listen to. Ever heard Carly Rae Jepsen sing live? What an abomination. Still, I must admit she's one of the few artists with the balls to actually perform without playbacking.più di un anno fa
in the news today one direction fan tweet death threats to a fucking cucciolo idiotic justin bieber fan piss all over anne frank because he went to her house boston gets bombed excellent giorno excellent giorno
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today, i walked down to visit my cousin's memorial stone & sat successivo to it/talked for a lil' bit. it had me end up saying to him "i miss you...but i still feel like i can talk to te even though you're gone." r.i.p. eli...
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Does anyone else sometimes watch TV and look at the person's teeth as they talk and think "HOLY SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE WHITE!"?
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Dear JB haters, I owe my life to him (don't stop Leggere yet it gets better) I was in a bad car accident a few months fa and was in a coma for like 3 months. One giorno the nurse came into my room, and turned on the radio. A justin beiber song was on. So I woke up, got up and turned off the radio.più di un anno fa
He goes to fucking Anne Frank's house and manages to think about himself and his fans, that's ridiculous. This is one downward spiral I am enjoying.più di un anno fa
If te live in the Boston area please make sure to stay sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and if you're headed that way, turn around, police have reported più possible bombs. Everyone, please stay as sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza as possible.
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Damn.. This mese has just been horrible for a lot of people.. My thoughts and prayers go out to those who were affected/injured in the explosion at the Boston marathon.
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Why can't it be perfect? This loves not even real. Why don't I cry for you? I don't want you. i don't need you. I'll forget te it doesn't matter. We are perfect. I Amore you. No this is all wrong. Why aren't te gone? I know your not that strong. Don't listen to me we'll always be perfectly happy. And maybe, one giorno I'll, get to see, te smile, in the arms, of someone, who loves you, like I do.
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I see how she fakes her affection. I try to understand everything. But I guess I'm just a hopeful fool. To her I'm nothing. We weren't anything. Just a basic test, an experiment. But I won't give up. I won't let him steal te from me. I'll save te and then te will Amore me. I won't let te do this to yourself. I don't get why she's not listening. I'm fighting an abandoned war. I try to mostra her the way I feel. I want you. I deeply need you. I won't forget you. Your my sanctuary.
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I have had my Xbox 360 since 2006. Never had any red rings... It even fell from my scrivania, reception once. Never was anything wrong with it! :D
People underestimate the durability of the Xbox 360. If te look away from the controller, which appears to be made from glass. >.>
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I'm moving back to Tokyo! Its where I was born and I'm so happy! I can't wait for my step sister and step mom to see what its like to live there :D My real mom lives in Tokyo, maybe I'll be able to see her :)
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The creepiest thing happened to me and my friend today. Ok so some 30 anno old black guy was bothering my friend on Facebook, so she blocked him, but he somehow found out where we go to school, and both our names! I don't even have a Facebook anymore! (do to bullying) He went to our school today to find us, he kept asking teachers and students where we were at the time, he printed out pictures of us and everything! The teachers knew something was wrong. So they called the police. Thank god!
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Vrei sa pleci dar numa, numa iei, numa, numa iei, numa, numa, numa iei! Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai! <3 (please excuse my Romanian..)
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Doctor: Do te want the Aladeen news o the Aladeen news? Patient: The Aladeen news? Doctor: You're HIV-Aladeen. Patient: :) :( :) :( :)?????????????????????????
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