I'm grilling today.

Happy Memorial giorno :) postato più di un anno fa

That feeling when someone steals your car and now the body in the tronco is their problem. postato più di un anno fa

I don't normally do this but can te all be dears and help me out with the ICONIC yellow dress poll?

I would post a link, but fanpop won't let me, so it'd be in the most recente sondaggi page. postato più di un anno fa

We're gonna watch a Disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it postato più di un anno fa

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a berretto, tappo and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! postato più di un anno fa

I have Oreos. postato più di un anno fa

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles postato più di un anno fa

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
più commonly known as male prostitution postato più di un anno fa

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my Friends here, have a good life everyone stay safe. postato più di un anno fa

Guys, let me give te some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
te need to dump her immediately postato più di un anno fa

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. postato più di un anno fa

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on superiore, in alto of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders postato più di un anno fa

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and te aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do te have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." postato più di un anno fa

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. postato più di un anno fa

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The Minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And commenti that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic postato più di un anno fa

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron postato più di un anno fa

I'm a Barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
te can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. postato più di un anno fa

Another ora o so of posting random shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all te mofos tomorrow night! XD postato più di un anno fa

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! postato più di un anno fa

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. postato più di un anno fa

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? postato più di un anno fa

ratatata XD postato più di un anno fa

te know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a arachide, arachidi because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank te for coming to church postato più di un anno fa

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD postato più di un anno fa

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from random episodes. postato più di un anno fa

If te weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, te were born in the wrong generation postato più di un anno fa

What do te call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. postato più di un anno fa

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. postato più di un anno fa

te ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? postato più di un anno fa

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. postato più di un anno fa

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are te doing ,hurry up and save us. postato più di un anno fa

When te have a crazy miserable childhood, te either grow up to be a serial killer o te grow up to be a comedian postato più di un anno fa

This anno marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. postato più di un anno fa

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. postato più di un anno fa

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! postato più di un anno fa

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
te where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my Amore to Siegfried and his Family and Friends too!!! postato più di un anno fa

[insert famous quote] postato più di un anno fa

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Holy shit, what have I done...

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What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in da making pancakes, pancake for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? postato più di un anno fa

Gamer: The new N-word postato più di un anno fa

Hi, fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If te need a friend to talk to, te can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank te all for being great Friends to me. I hope te have a wonderful giorno today, tomorrow and always. postato più di un anno fa

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your Amore and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 postato più di un anno fa

I give te all an ultimatum
te find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do te A): Kill yourself
o B): Kill yourself fast postato più di un anno fa

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I just released a few più chapters in my Wattpad story :)

link

But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with detto story, o close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 postato più di un anno fa

Contrary to popolare belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here postato più di un anno fa

What’s up peeps postato più di un anno fa

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... postato più di un anno fa

What do te think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would te be shitting yourself once te got past that advent horizon? postato più di un anno fa

Waddup I'm new postato più di un anno fa

When it comes to the king of yogurt, te either Gogurt o te Gofuckyourself postato più di un anno fa

Happy friday te perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good postato più di un anno fa

Batman in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
Batman in 2016: Looks at Superman and says "Do te bleed? te will." postato più di un anno fa

Today I wrote on Random's bacheca and waited for random to write back to me, but random never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw postato più di un anno fa

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

link postato più di un anno fa

The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. postato più di un anno fa

How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. postato più di un anno fa

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if te have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! postato più di un anno fa

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, limone succo, succo di frutta and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. postato più di un anno fa

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! postato più di un anno fa

Protip: When the job descrizione doesn't say how much they pay
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Did te guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? postato più di un anno fa

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because Tekken fan are a simp for him and my first set of articoli will be based around Tekken characters postato più di un anno fa

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

link postato più di un anno fa

Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. postato più di un anno fa

I'll make più "finally" memes sometime later XD postato più di un anno fa

How is quarantine my hopeless ones?
Yes, it is I, the God Of Rejection.
I have heard your prayers.
te must be suffering in this time of loneliness despite being shut-ins all your life.

Take your pocky and drink cola.
Don't chase anymore.
te are finding a partner, not prey. postato più di un anno fa

When te open the state, turns out COVID cases rise up. postato più di un anno fa

See ya later, masturbater postato più di un anno fa

Who here made their mark on fist random bacheca post?
I just did mine XD feels awkward but cool. postato più di un anno fa

How great would it be if we got notifications when people commentato on our forum posts o on a sondaggio we've chosen to follow. I wish the fanpop four still loved us :'( postato più di un anno fa

Man I enjoy going on fanning sprees. One of them will become my successivo victim. ;) postato più di un anno fa

Become one with the Darkness and you'll have all the power te desire. ;) postato più di un anno fa

It gains the più it gives
And then it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't te see that all that stuff's a sideshow?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now te can't await
your own arrival
you've twenty secondi to comply postato più di un anno fa

Sonic do the spindash into my wildest wet dreams postato più di un anno fa

every time I watch donald trump, I just feel bad for Americans.. The normal ones at least postato più di un anno fa

Despite being a movie buff, I have never watched a single James Bond movie
I've only ever seen three spy movies... All of them were Austin Powers postato più di un anno fa

I just looked into my spam folder, and I've been invited into the National Honour society. postato più di un anno fa

In life I don't let the Darkness consume me I consume it and befriend it. :) postato più di un anno fa

Wish I knew why my cousin hates himself so much he's just full of self hatred I mean he has a successful Good paying job a hot loyal girl, awesome friends. But he still keeps hating himself and recitazione angry. I'll never understand him. postato più di un anno fa

Online class is so hard. I ended up with a verbal thrashing from my teach for missing class. postato più di un anno fa

In a land far away my village stood. For a thousand years o più my people lived and life was good.
And the sound I heard was the rhyme of my soul, a pulse of hope and unity for people young and old!

Then a barca came along that took us far to a land both strange and new. Our only hope was north star.
Deep inside my cuore was the rhythm of my soul that helped me overcome my fear, for freedom was my goal! postato più di un anno fa

Still waiting for god to load the quicksave postato più di un anno fa

Just achieved the Shadow of the Colossus platinum trophy on ps4.
Probably one of my most proud plats. That was difficult as hell. Highly recommend this game though. postato più di un anno fa

Cleo De Nile,
te so beguile,
Even though te act so vile. postato più di un anno fa

I wish più cheap canned Cibo had tabs for opening them. Opening them with a normal can opener can be pain... postato più di un anno fa

I gotta go turn off the wifi o I'll never sleep

Goodnight. postato più di un anno fa

Damn, that was some powerful Red Bull. postato più di un anno fa

Trump talking about all this "Inject disinfectants to save yourself from Corona"
Fam, bleach chuggers and Tide Pod eaters had the right idea all along! postato più di un anno fa

*Deep breath* C H E E S E! postato più di un anno fa

Feeling nauseous, hot, and anxious is awful. Imma prolly just... sleep... I'm usually up at 12 anyways... and hopefully I'll feel better... postato più di un anno fa

*looks around in my messy room* I think I vegged out too much XD postato più di un anno fa

How the fuck do te internet stalk someone for years XD I mean like, why? There's so much other shit to do on the internet! postato più di un anno fa

If you're looking for a film to watch, I know the perfect film. It's called Alyas Batman en Robin. It's a 1991 romantic comedy, featuring several musical numbers. It was made in the Philippines and it's amazing. I've been thinking about it, every giorno since I've seen it. If te look on YouTube, you'll likely find it. It's a masterpiece and is way più fun than watching The Dark Knight o any MCU film. postato più di un anno fa

Forget nube, nuvola nine. I am on nube, nuvola hundred. I have finally acquired an outfit/hairstyle I've wanted since forever. So much WORTH. postato più di un anno fa

Happy Ramadan. postato più di un anno fa

Guys, please understand that I am fine with te making jokes about my mental issues. I'd rather everyone be on equal, good sporting terms and have laughs rather than be coddled and treated like a special baby.
If te wanna call me a Sonic loving, chicken nugget eating, Gamestop employee pepper spraying autistic faggot, I'm perfectly cool with that
Disclaimer: Maybe don't say the F word. That one may not be as easy to say casually postato più di un anno fa

I still wonder if the rumour of earning money after a semester of college is true? I just gotta ask. postato più di un anno fa

Plain yogurt vs Twix postato più di un anno fa