Grapes explode when te put them in the microwave. postato più di un anno fa

Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured da toilets each year. postato più di un anno fa

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. postato più di un anno fa

The Batman actors described in one sentence each:
Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery: The original Batmen
Michael Keaton: The cool bad-boy
Joey de Leon: The funny Batman
Val Kilmer: The one-hit wonder
George Clooney: Um......
Christian Bale: The serious Batman
Ben Affleck: The intense Batman
Adam West: The best Batman postato più di un anno fa

Even in the darkest of times, always remember:

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te tell Arthur Reed he'll never eat lunch in this town again postato più di un anno fa

If te are on a diet how do te feel about the first three letters in the word? postato più di un anno fa

The successivo time someone thanks te for something, say, “I’m going to hell so te don’t have to.” postato più di un anno fa

I don't give a damn. If te still support Trump after everything that has happen. te are a racist,xenophobic,etc o just damn ignorant of anyone else's plight but yourself. Do not talk to me if te support him. o if te support anything about him. postato più di un anno fa

Copyright is an ass. Good thing Mixcloud is dj-friendly. postato più di un anno fa

Here's a life hack for you
If te don't want to look for a job, but don't want society to call te a bum, just call yourself an artist. Draw some pictures, get a guitar, and before te know it, te can use that as an excuse. Your parents will still feel like they failed somewhere, but at least te don't have to feel guilty postato più di un anno fa

>Haven't signed in for three weeks
>Auto fill user/pass
>Realize I've been using auto sign in for the past anno and a half
>Can't even remember the email used
>If this browser/site cache somehow sometime gets cleared I'm fugged postato più di un anno fa

I keep seeing on the news about George Floyd and what happened to him. I think the worst thing about it is not the fact that he was brutally killed, but all of the bullshit and rage that it incited all over the USA. I'm from NZ and we have it come up on our news pretty much every giorno since it happened, which shows just how big it is.

This is why I fucking hate cops, man. Bunch of bastards. postato più di un anno fa

Welp, I'm 18 now. Officially an adult. Huh, crazy. Never thought I'd make it this far, but here I am. xD postato più di un anno fa

I have some neat rawtrap flips I've been making. I just might make more. postato più di un anno fa

What even is 2020? Usually I say "this anno is the best" during the current anno every year...This anno is truly fugged up for me to not say that during anno of the ratto of all things. postato più di un anno fa

Chauvin is gonna get his. Just te wait. postato più di un anno fa

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I don't care if the police get charged and fired
I don't care if we can elect a new police chief
I don't care if if starting a riot solves jack shit
And I don't care if I'm on the opposite end of the country
I brought this molotov to a random protest
What am I supposed to do? NOT use it?
I'm gonna use it and burn down this entire strada, via corner
Like a real hero postato più di un anno fa

A person once detto to the random bacheca "My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me"...

Lmao

I'm glad we're still friends. XD postato più di un anno fa

Derp. postato più di un anno fa

Can we all just appreciate how epic the night sky is?

I mean, honestly. It's like a tapestry of various colours (with the absence of light), where stars meet galaxies and galaxies meet nebulae, quasars and blackholes.

I'm a nerd. Yep. te guessed it. Astronomy nerd NO.1 right here. postato più di un anno fa

Oh boy, a virus outbreak and riots against police?
America truly is speed running its way toward a weird Akira-esque dystopian future. da Christmas, we're gonna have a fucking school boy with mind powers start trashing a government lab postato più di un anno fa

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This is my fan club, it's a site primarily based on being LGBT friendly. With plenty of sexy sexy men!!
Amore te all and of course LGBT forever🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 postato più di un anno fa

"There is Nothing So Finely Perceived and So Finely Felt, as Injustice" Charles Dickens postato più di un anno fa

Sooo

After spending the past 2wks watching every episode of ATLA, I decided to rewatch the (really bad) live-action version, and..... I couldn’t even make it to the end, it really was just as awful as when it came out 10yrs ago. It was bland, dull and rushed af. I’d honestly rather watch LOK. Anyone think that series will also be on Netflix, too? If so, I’d Amore to rewatch it. postato più di un anno fa

aspro, acida cream is just cow mayonnaise. postato più di un anno fa

You're probably all surprised that I haven't just vanished again... in fact, here I am still derping around on here like old times. XD

How's everyone doing? I was playing LoL, but I've Lost three games in a row, one of which I played bad, two of which my team-mates weren't playing overly great. postato più di un anno fa

The heat was dreadful that I honestly wanted to sposta to Antarctica!

Also I finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was great! postato più di un anno fa

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I'm happy to be who I am xxxx hopefully te all are to.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 postato più di un anno fa

Thank te to all the people who have sacrificed their time to serve and protect this nation. I hope that everyone is having a Happy Memorial Day!~ 💖🇺🇸🙏 postato più di un anno fa

Alright, I'm done grilling sausages and burgers. Back to watching YouTube vids about simps and E-girls.

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Happy Memorial giorno God bless all those we have lost. May they always remain an important part of our memories and hearts. postato più di un anno fa

I'm grilling today.

Happy Memorial giorno :) postato più di un anno fa

That feeling when someone steals your car and now the body in the tronco is their problem. postato più di un anno fa

I don't normally do this but can te all be dears and help me out with the ICONIC yellow dress poll?

I would post a link, but fanpop won't let me, so it'd be in the most recente sondaggi page. postato più di un anno fa

We're gonna watch a Disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it postato più di un anno fa

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a berretto, tappo and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! postato più di un anno fa

I have Oreos. postato più di un anno fa

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles postato più di un anno fa

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
più commonly known as male prostitution postato più di un anno fa

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my Friends here, have a good life everyone stay safe. postato più di un anno fa

Guys, let me give te some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
te need to dump her immediately postato più di un anno fa

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. postato più di un anno fa

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on superiore, in alto of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders postato più di un anno fa

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and te aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do te have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." postato più di un anno fa

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. postato più di un anno fa

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The Minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And commenti that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic postato più di un anno fa

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron postato più di un anno fa

I'm a Barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
te can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. postato più di un anno fa

Another ora o so of posting random shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all te mofos tomorrow night! XD postato più di un anno fa

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! postato più di un anno fa

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. postato più di un anno fa

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? postato più di un anno fa

ratatata XD postato più di un anno fa

te know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a arachide, arachidi because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank te for coming to church postato più di un anno fa

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD postato più di un anno fa

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from random episodes. postato più di un anno fa

If te weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, te were born in the wrong generation postato più di un anno fa

What do te call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. postato più di un anno fa

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. postato più di un anno fa

te ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? postato più di un anno fa

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. postato più di un anno fa

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are te doing ,hurry up and save us. postato più di un anno fa

When te have a crazy miserable childhood, te either grow up to be a serial killer o te grow up to be a comedian postato più di un anno fa

This anno marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. postato più di un anno fa

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. postato più di un anno fa

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! postato più di un anno fa

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
te where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my Amore to Siegfried and his Family and Friends too!!! postato più di un anno fa

[insert famous quote] postato più di un anno fa

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Holy shit, what have I done...

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What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in da making pancakes, pancake for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? postato più di un anno fa

Gamer: The new N-word postato più di un anno fa

Hi, fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If te need a friend to talk to, te can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank te all for being great Friends to me. I hope te have a wonderful giorno today, tomorrow and always. postato più di un anno fa

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your Amore and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 postato più di un anno fa

I give te all an ultimatum
te find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do te A): Kill yourself
o B): Kill yourself fast postato più di un anno fa

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I just released a few più chapters in my Wattpad story :)

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But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with detto story, o close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 postato più di un anno fa

Contrary to popolare belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here postato più di un anno fa

What’s up peeps postato più di un anno fa

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... postato più di un anno fa

What do te think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would te be shitting yourself once te got past that advent horizon? postato più di un anno fa

Waddup I'm new postato più di un anno fa

When it comes to the king of yogurt, te either Gogurt o te Gofuckyourself postato più di un anno fa

Happy friday te perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good postato più di un anno fa

Batman in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
Batman in 2016: Looks at Superman and says "Do te bleed? te will." postato più di un anno fa

Today I wrote on Random's bacheca and waited for random to write back to me, but random never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw postato più di un anno fa

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

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The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. postato più di un anno fa

How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. postato più di un anno fa

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if te have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! postato più di un anno fa

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, limone succo, succo di frutta and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. postato più di un anno fa

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! postato più di un anno fa

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Did te guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? postato più di un anno fa

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because Tekken fan are a simp for him and my first set of articoli will be based around Tekken characters postato più di un anno fa

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

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Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. postato più di un anno fa

I'll make più "finally" memes sometime later XD postato più di un anno fa