I wonder....

Cop: "Where were te between the hours of 6 and 7?"

Me: "I was at home."

Cop: "Can anyone confermare that?"

Me: "you can. I just told te about it."

Cop: "This guy can't have done it. He's a total moron." postato più di un anno fa

My sister has a horrible case of Cibo poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday o else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o postato più di un anno fa

tomorrow (new years) is another giorno just like any other day. It won't even feel like the anno changed. It's nothing special just another giorno leading us closer to the end of our life :P postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno all te drunk and complete strangers postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno veryone postato più di un anno fa

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming/Confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending,
Controlling/ I can't seem

To find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Linkin Park - Crawling postato più di un anno fa

@^_^@ postato più di un anno fa

if te are pro-anorexia and encourage people to BE anorexic youre stupid and everyone else hates te goodbye postato più di un anno fa

Hello, Randomers. ^-^ I haven't been online in a while due to Natale vacation and now a New Years Vacation. >.<

But while I finally got online, I just came to say Happy New Years to te all. ^-^ postato più di un anno fa

please keep voting to decide!
link postato più di un anno fa

Sexting! It's how phones are born! postato più di un anno fa

randomness is awesome ;) postato più di un anno fa

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
te and I, te and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight te and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky postato più di un anno fa

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever te will go!
Way up high, o down low
I'll go w herever te will go! postato più di un anno fa

When I Meet Slender Man

Me: ciao Slender Man!
Slender Man: Yeah?
Me: Do te Have Wife?
Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES!
Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right?
Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did te Know
Me: te Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister!
Slender Man: That's Right! How Did te Know?!
Me: I'm Spying te All The Time
Slender Man: lol postato più di un anno fa

Wanna travel into the future?

No problem! All you'll need is a plane ticket to Japan.... postato più di un anno fa

same here dude postato più di un anno fa

That man is about as innocent as Hugh Hefner. postato più di un anno fa

Smoking..... Drinking.... Drugs postato più di un anno fa

I'm Batman!!! postato più di un anno fa

omfg 10 hours man!

link

yay~

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you~~~~~~~~
There's nothing that a hundred men o più could ever do.....~~~~~~~~ postato più di un anno fa

This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh!
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam!
We're gonna party as much as we can! postato più di un anno fa

Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah....
Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions!
Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the successivo decade:
MOVE... YOUR... ASS! postato più di un anno fa

mom: honey take a break te look exhausted
me: mom please just one più hour....

12 hours later what the fuck what giorno is it? postato più di un anno fa

who else has a sensitive fuoco alarm? MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I am your leader. (If te are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF o ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?! postato più di un anno fa

POKES are FUN. Facebook YAY!!!! postato più di un anno fa

finn wat r u doing finn STAHP postato più di un anno fa

My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night. postato più di un anno fa

Google cerca gravity falls illuminati postato più di un anno fa

stop kony postato più di un anno fa

ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them,
'Bye! Wont talk to u until successivo year!' XD postato più di un anno fa

I can swing my sword, sword sword, my diamond sword sword
u cannot afford ford for my diamond sword sword XD postato più di un anno fa

My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to letto in broad daylight! postato più di un anno fa

We ordered a pizza and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the pizza place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten minuti later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the strada, via cuz he forgot to put it in park. postato più di un anno fa

♪ ♫ Makin' pancakes, pancake makin' bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes
take some bacon, pancetta affumicata and i put it in a pancake
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakess!

bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, makin' bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes
take some bacon, pancetta affumicata and i put it in a pancake
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫ postato più di un anno fa

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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... postato più di un anno fa

*sigh in content* I have done the deed...I am at peace, now... postato più di un anno fa

Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there...
te can read the full journal I wrote on my DA.
link postato più di un anno fa

y'know, nothing can piss te off più when te type out a long response to a domanda only to find the domanda has been removed postato più di un anno fa

How do people bold and underline words on here?? postato più di un anno fa

UNICORNS! postato più di un anno fa

Apparently my humor is sad...

5 anno old cousin: "this isn't burro silly."

Me: "It's not butter?! I can't believe it!" postato più di un anno fa

Gah, I hope spring'll come around soon.

All this snow and cold coldness is driving me up the friggin' wall. =~= postato più di un anno fa

When returning from a long trip o vacation.

Everyone else: *Happily chatting about all the fun they had.*

Me: *Dying on the floor, hand stretched towards my bedroom.* "Must.....get to.....computer.....need.....anime...." *Flat-line sound*

*Twenty minuti later.*

*Heart suddenly starts beating again and I reach towards bedroom again.* "Heaven....sucks....no anime.....there...." postato più di un anno fa

Jack and Jill went up the collina to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. :P postato più di un anno fa

Winter is so depressing for me... postato più di un anno fa

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky postato più di un anno fa

Late Merry Natale Randomness . postato più di un anno fa

Taylor veloce, swift coping Lana Del raggio, ray

Thats going to be embarrasing to watch... postato più di un anno fa

We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.

ah, good times. postato più di un anno fa

today's mi birthday and I'm hereon fanpop............... postato più di un anno fa

Yay~
There's finally snow outside~!
^ ^ postato più di un anno fa

If te Meet With Slender Man, Says '' Look At You! Your So Awesome And Spooky! Too Bad te Don't Have A Face And Mouth Cause I'm Wanna baciare You!'' postato più di un anno fa

I just realized how much control I have over my family. I do the laundry for the entire house(6 people) and I do the dishes for the entire house(6 people) I feed the dogs, and water the plants, I give foot massages, and sweep the floors, I clean the bathrooms, bedrooms, and pretty much most of the other housework.

If I stopped doing this, my family is screwed.

I hold the power! postato più di un anno fa

It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now..
and motherfuckers snow a lot.
I don't.. I don't know if te know about that but umm
in the early 1920s motherfuckers use to snow a lot..
I mean I'm talkin like 30 feet of snow per motherfucker...
So it's like that outside.. postato più di un anno fa

when people say there sorry...are they really? postato più di un anno fa

te fan me, I fan you? :D postato più di un anno fa

Hit the ignition switch, I'm on a blimp bitch!
I'm playing card games in the sky cause I'm so rich!
I got locator cards and my duel disk!
I'm winning finals while you're still in duelist kingdom losing stella, star chips! postato più di un anno fa

Can't beat my....
Can't beat my...
No they can't beat my....BROOKLYN RAGE! postato più di un anno fa

we mash up the place, turn up the bass,
and make them all have fun,
ah we-a blaze the fyah, make it bun dem!

we mash up the place, turn up the bass,
and make some sound why run,
and we will end your week, just like a sunday! postato più di un anno fa

My sister attempting to sing PonPonPon is the funniest thing ever xD postato più di un anno fa

Me: *Reading a YJ fanfiction* :D
Me: *Bart and Jaime stumble into the story* :D
Me: *Realizes that the entire story is about them* Hmmm...... Ok, seems good enough, just as long as te don't ship them.
*IT'S A STINKING BLUEPULSE FANFIC, GAH DAMMIT*
Me: GAH DAMMIT! D:<

EVERY. FREAKING. TIME. postato più di un anno fa

don't call me small. postato più di un anno fa

Weighted companion cube ice cubes, frick yeah postato più di un anno fa

Please unisciti the mikmad8282 fan club postato più di un anno fa

Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ ˚And a happy new anno to all the fanpoppers, LOL!!!!! XD ;D :) postato più di un anno fa

Merry Natale and Happy New anno to te all! postato più di un anno fa

Merry Natale and a happy new year! :D

Joyeux Noël et bonne année! :D postato più di un anno fa

Happy Natale to all fanpoppers!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! ^-^ postato più di un anno fa

my gattini :''''( i am so sad they taken away from me i am so sad postato più di un anno fa

Merry Natale Everybody! :D postato più di un anno fa

Merry chritmas y'all hope u have a good one....I did I got iPod 5g touch yeah postato più di un anno fa

MERRY Natale BAY-BEHH!! postato più di un anno fa

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~My Lovely Tale of Going sciare, sci on Natale Eve~

*goes on ski lift but drops pole* "NOOOOO!!! *reaching out for it*
*drops other pole and it lands on someone's shoulder* "I'm so sorry!!"
*one of my skis fall off* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!"' postato più di un anno fa

My dad got me a iPod 5g Amore it so cool postato più di un anno fa

happy festivus plebians postato più di un anno fa

It's already 1am here, so merry fucking christmas! postato più di un anno fa

I FOUND A UNICORN WHAT DO I DO!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Does anyone else have TWO Christmases ?! postato più di un anno fa

Mother: ROSE!!! (That's my name)
Me: What?!.........What?!?......WHAT??!!!!!...
*5 minuti later and still no reply*
Me:*Whispers* Deaf bitch...
Mother: What did te call me?!?!
Me: =____________= postato più di un anno fa

wanna rp? anyone? postato più di un anno fa

It's funny. 2012 is almost over and almost no one gives a shit about Kony anymore.

BANDWAGONS postato più di un anno fa

Oh Flame Princess, I think you're rad. postato più di un anno fa

MERRY Natale PHEGS. postato più di un anno fa

When I have a cold, like I have now... I walk up to my Friends who can see I'm obviously sick, stretch out my arms for a hug and say, "Feeling lucky?"

Pssh...they run.

...I catch up though and shout, "There's no escape from THIS VIRUS! AHAHA!"

...I'm an odd person and obviously getting the side effects of lack of sleep for posting this on the random bacheca pointlessly. :') postato più di un anno fa

Dream last night:

The brain is an alien parasite from a distant galaxy that came to Earth and infected a bunch of gorilla's, then rearranged their genetic structures to suit their needs. Then they slowly enacted their plan to take over the Earth da reproducing over and over again, slowly populating the Earth as part of their evil plan, but there was an unknown side effect. The "soul" was created and tried to retake Earth, and now they are in some large scale battle over control of Earth. postato più di un anno fa

happy Gesù birthday postato più di un anno fa

It's Natale Eve....And I'm still waiting for that mela, apple Computer my mom promised....0.e postato più di un anno fa

57 fan in 5 days?! Whoa!!!! te guys are awesome!!!!
Have a great Christmas! :D postato più di un anno fa

Man... Fitness sucks if te haven't done it for two weeks... postato più di un anno fa

omg.......ITS Natale EVE!!!!!! ALL OF U GUYS EXCITED TOO??? postato più di un anno fa

Ack. I drew my mom a little tiny drawing of a wrapped present and handed it to her since I would be getting their gifts late. I randomly went to the trash can and saw it in there. T_T postato più di un anno fa

Woah Firefox just listed this website as an attack site hosting malware. Weird. postato più di un anno fa

CARAMELLDANSEN TIME :3
-dances to caramelldansen-
link postato più di un anno fa

I've been on fanpop for a giorno and I already have 52 fans! ^O^ Thanks guys! postato più di un anno fa

Mmmm... this is a tasty burger. postato più di un anno fa

shut da fuckk up , ya all uglyy dooe. & ya stupid chineese charaterszz. ((: postato più di un anno fa