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Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner. My sister asks me, "Here do te want to sposta over to the other table?" She moves the short tavolo I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break. We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks da and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD
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My sister has a horrible case of Cibo poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday o else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o
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tomorrow (new years) is another giorno just like any other day. It won't even feel like the anno changed. It's nothing special just another giorno leading us closer to the end of our life :P
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Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface, Consuming/Confusing, This lack of self control I fear is never ending, Controlling/ I can't seem
To find myself again, my walls are closing in I've felt this way before, So insecure
Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real
Find light in the beautiful sea I choose to be happy te and I, te and I We’re like diamonds in the sky
I knew that we’d become one right away Oh, right away At first sight I left the energy of sun rays I saw the life inside your eyes
So shine bright, tonight te and I We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so alive We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
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Me: ciao Slender Man! Slender Man: Yeah? Me: Do te Have Wife? Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES! Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right? Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did te Know Me: te Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister! Slender Man: That's Right! How Did te Know?! Me: I'm Spying te All The Time Slender Man: lol
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Stefan.. Plz tell me your not doing any of them. Your not right? @harineHolocaust shut up! It's not hardcore. Stefan te know te can talk to me about anything right?più di un anno fa
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh! This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam! We're gonna party as much as we can!
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Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah.... Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions! Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the successivo decade: MOVE... YOUR... ASS!
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I am your leader. (If te are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF o ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?!
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My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night.
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ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them, 'Bye! Wont talk to u until successivo year!' XD
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My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to letto in broad daylight!
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We ordered a pizza and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the pizza place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten minuti later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the strada, via cuz he forgot to put it in park.
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♪ ♫ Makin' pancakes, pancake makin' bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes take some bacon, pancetta affumicata and i put it in a pancake bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, that's what it's gonna make bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakess!
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, makin' bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes take some bacon, pancetta affumicata and i put it in a pancake bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, that's what it's gonna make baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫
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Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there... te can read the full journal I wrote on my DA. link
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We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.
If te Meet With Slender Man, Says '' Look At You! Your So Awesome And Spooky! Too Bad te Don't Have A Face And Mouth Cause I'm Wanna baciare You!''
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I just realized how much control I have over my family. I do the laundry for the entire house(6 people) and I do the dishes for the entire house(6 people) I feed the dogs, and water the plants, I give foot massages, and sweep the floors, I clean the bathrooms, bedrooms, and pretty much most of the other housework.
I do alot of things in the family like playing the Nintendo (just kidding) I'm too darn lazy to do anything that involves moving your body. So hard to sposta a finger (just kidding again) I have to do the dishes. P.S. Once I found oil on the floor so I felt very ticked of and annoyed! X3!più di un anno fa
It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now.. and motherfuckers snow a lot. I don't.. I don't know if te know about that but umm in the early 1920s motherfuckers use to snow a lot.. I mean I'm talkin like 30 feet of snow per motherfucker... So it's like that outside..
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Hit the ignition switch, I'm on a blimp bitch! I'm playing card games in the sky cause I'm so rich! I got locator cards and my duel disk! I'm winning finals while you're still in duelist kingdom losing stella, star chips!
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Haha, yeah! I'm sitting there, like "Pon pon susumu iro iro na koto..." and she's mumbling "Pon pon way pon way way pon way...derp". :Dpiù di un anno fa
Me: *Reading a YJ fanfiction* :D Me: *Bart and Jaime stumble into the story* :D Me: *Realizes that the entire story is about them* Hmmm...... Ok, seems good enough, just as long as te don't ship them. *IT'S A STINKING BLUEPULSE FANFIC, GAH DAMMIT* Me: GAH DAMMIT! D:<
Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • •。★Christmas★ 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚And a happy new anno to all the fanpoppers, LOL!!!!! XD ;D :)
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thats awsome hate itbwhen dads get mad for the stupides reasons it's not the gattini fault god give them a break lol u know wat i mean so how was ur giorno and thanks for the add back god can't wait for tommrow going to see rise of the guardians i hard it was awsome!!! we will see so watch u been up to other then thenfacked u got ur gattini back!!!!!???più di un anno fa
~My Lovely Tale of Going sciare, sci on Natale Eve~
*goes on ski lift but drops pole* "NOOOOO!!! *reaching out for it* *drops other pole and it lands on someone's shoulder* "I'm so sorry!!" *one of my skis fall off* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!"'
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Mother: ROSE!!! (That's my name) Me: What?!.........What?!?......WHAT??!!!!!... *5 minuti later and still no reply* Me:*Whispers* Deaf bitch... Mother: What did te call me?!?! Me: =____________=
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