WTF :D

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My family is buying a secondo house and my mother suggested that I should relocate to the secondo house when we buy it because I have no Friends and would not be affected no matter where I lived.

She didn't say it exactly like that, but that's pretty much what she detto XD postato più di un anno fa

Ęÿûíōåßłżčñ•₩§»…¿¡` random(: postato più di un anno fa

I'm new postato più di un anno fa

fanpop te old fuck why can't i carica immagini postato più di un anno fa

te must be whats left postato più di un anno fa

shine bright like a doitsu postato più di un anno fa

yes. postato più di un anno fa

(Me and my Friends at lunch...)
Friend 1: "How do te pronounce gif" like jff or--"
Friend 2: "Dude Jiff is the best arachide, arachidi burro ever!"
Boyfriend of Friend 2: "Nuh uh, Skippy is!"
Friend 1: "No, Jiff is!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy!"
Friend 1 & 2: "JIFF!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy gawdemmit!"
Friend 1 & 2: "Jiff!"
Me: "NUTELLA."
(*everyone applauds me*) postato più di un anno fa

Why can't people learn that two is company but three is a crowd. I can't believe that people invite themselves along and then try to change the plans that were made before they were invited!! postato più di un anno fa

Ya know I find it funny how easy it takes for a person to stop following te on tumblr. It's like one strike and you're out with them yet sometimes they don't even bother to ask for requests o anything that may benefit them in following someone. postato più di un anno fa

So... If he pauses his videogame from time to time to chat with me... It's a good sign, right? Right????? postato più di un anno fa

HAY!!! postato più di un anno fa

link wtf um oh ok ????? postato più di un anno fa

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Guys, I just had the most horrible nightmare... :'(

Grand Theft Auto V was out. I bought it for 60 euros, and played it at once.
I started up the game, but as it turned out... It was just an HD-port of GTA: San andreas...

I need some sincere comforting. It was the most horrible dream ever... postato più di un anno fa

˝So they say, they say in Heaven there's no husbands and wives. And on the giorno that I mostra up, they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.

And I cant use the telephone to tell te that I'm dead and gone, so te won't know.

te won't know.˝ postato più di un anno fa

Me: "Ow....cold sore."

Mother: "Stop drinking Coca Cola then. You're having an allergic reaction."

Me: "I can't. It's....It's so goooood."

Mother: "Don't be a baby! If te keep doing it, it'll get worse and worse and could possibly be dangerous."

Me: *Reaching for Coca Cola.* "If I die. I die with my thirst quenched."

Mother: *Throws out Coke.*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" postato più di un anno fa

Go To www.fanpop.com/login Then Click Your posta in arrivo postato più di un anno fa

I've seen a lot of ceilings in my time... I rate this one... a 3, 3.5. postato più di un anno fa

School Is A House For MOTHERFUCKERS!
MOTHER Means THE Fucking Teachers
FUCKERS Means THOSE Fucking Teachers Always Fuck Up To Student postato più di un anno fa

THE POWER WITHIN postato più di un anno fa

I now have 69 props ;) postato più di un anno fa

I rather enjoy random things..... postato più di un anno fa

Hum dee dum dee dum dEEEEEEEEEEE dum postato più di un anno fa

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE postato più di un anno fa

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.......................Because postato più di un anno fa

Anime people eating crostini, pane tostato più like throw away your earphones postato più di un anno fa

When I'm Robbing A Diamond With My Friends At 11:08 PM

Me: Find It! Find It! It's Here Somewhere!
My Friend 1: Urgh... I'm Looking! Give Me A Break!
My Friend 2: It's Too DARK! Can't See A Thing!
Me: YES! That's The Thing Called NIGHT! Keep Looking!!
My Friend 1: Wait... I Think Aha! I Found IT!
Me: Finally! Let's Get Out Of Here! Quickly!

Then Someone Crash To The Window

Me: !! What The!!?? Head For The Hiiiillllssss!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

sorry for the lateness! (i'm almost always on DeviantArt)

and happy new year, y'all!!!

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-live while i'm young- postato più di un anno fa

Every time I read a stupid post I always think of how amazing it would be if fanpop were to add a dislike button ._. postato più di un anno fa

dislikng/not enjoying yaoi/yuri =/= homophobic postato più di un anno fa

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unisciti the BellDom club, please? :3. It'd mean a lot to me c:. postato più di un anno fa

I noticed something. ALOT of female Anime fan hate Shonen Anime characters. (Hinata Hyuga,Nami,Sakura,Ichigo Kurosaki,etc) and alot of them unfairly criticize the Anime o bash characters ignorantly. Yet the Anime wasn't even geared towards girls in the first place. Girls and guys can watch any type of Anime but honestly don't te think it's funny when alot of dudes hate shoujo and alot of girls hate shonen yet some of them watch it and complain unfairly about it? postato più di un anno fa

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Doesn't it irritate te when people put their usernames as keywords!?

Ugh I just hate it. -.-
It just doesn't seem right it's stupid in my opinion. postato più di un anno fa

My worst fear has become a reality.

I've become allergic to Coca Cola.

On a slightly related note, my secondo worst fear is being face to face with a Japanese ragno Crab. *Shiver* postato più di un anno fa

Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that te raid his wardrobe. postato più di un anno fa

*Listens to sad music*
.....
*Makes sad picture to go with it*

*Listens to painful music*
.....
*Reads painful fanfic to go with it*

*Listens to angry music*
.....
*Grumpy for the rest of the day*

This is 100% me. postato più di un anno fa

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Happy New Year, guys!!!!!<333 postato più di un anno fa

one giorno i'll have a magical new years midnight i hope postato più di un anno fa

akemashite omedetou, losers postato più di un anno fa

Happy New Years!~ postato più di un anno fa

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

BONNE ANNÉE!!! :D

FELIZ ANO NUEVO!!! :D

AKEMASHITE OMEDETÔ GOZAIMASU!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno guys. postato più di un anno fa

Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner.
My sister asks me, "Here do te want to sposta over to the other table?" She moves the short tavolo I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break.
We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks da and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD postato più di un anno fa

YES tatsudoshi add me on psn postato più di un anno fa

My mother and my brother have pretty much the same driving ability.

My mother because she can't see the road.
My brother because he ignores it completely.

(P.S Do not punch, punzone stone walls. Your hand will lose. I learned that the hard way.) postato più di un anno fa

I wonder....

Cop: "Where were te between the hours of 6 and 7?"

Me: "I was at home."

Cop: "Can anyone confermare that?"

Me: "you can. I just told te about it."

Cop: "This guy can't have done it. He's a total moron." postato più di un anno fa

My sister has a horrible case of Cibo poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday o else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o postato più di un anno fa

tomorrow (new years) is another giorno just like any other day. It won't even feel like the anno changed. It's nothing special just another giorno leading us closer to the end of our life :P postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno all te drunk and complete strangers postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno veryone postato più di un anno fa

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming/Confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending,
Controlling/ I can't seem

To find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Linkin Park - Crawling postato più di un anno fa

@^_^@ postato più di un anno fa

if te are pro-anorexia and encourage people to BE anorexic youre stupid and everyone else hates te goodbye postato più di un anno fa

Hello, Randomers. ^-^ I haven't been online in a while due to Natale vacation and now a New Years Vacation. >.<

But while I finally got online, I just came to say Happy New Years to te all. ^-^ postato più di un anno fa

please keep voting to decide!
link postato più di un anno fa

Sexting! It's how phones are born! postato più di un anno fa

randomness is awesome ;) postato più di un anno fa

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
te and I, te and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight te and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky postato più di un anno fa

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever te will go!
Way up high, o down low
I'll go w herever te will go! postato più di un anno fa

When I Meet Slender Man

Me: ciao Slender Man!
Slender Man: Yeah?
Me: Do te Have Wife?
Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES!
Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right?
Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did te Know
Me: te Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister!
Slender Man: That's Right! How Did te Know?!
Me: I'm Spying te All The Time
Slender Man: lol postato più di un anno fa

Wanna travel into the future?

No problem! All you'll need is a plane ticket to Japan.... postato più di un anno fa

same here dude postato più di un anno fa

That man is about as innocent as Hugh Hefner. postato più di un anno fa

Smoking..... Drinking.... Drugs postato più di un anno fa

I'm Batman!!! postato più di un anno fa

omfg 10 hours man!

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yay~

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you~~~~~~~~
There's nothing that a hundred men o più could ever do.....~~~~~~~~ postato più di un anno fa

This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh!
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam!
We're gonna party as much as we can! postato più di un anno fa

Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah....
Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions!
Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the successivo decade:
MOVE... YOUR... ASS! postato più di un anno fa

mom: honey take a break te look exhausted
me: mom please just one più hour....

12 hours later what the fuck what giorno is it? postato più di un anno fa

who else has a sensitive fuoco alarm? MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I am your leader. (If te are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF o ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?! postato più di un anno fa

POKES are FUN. Facebook YAY!!!! postato più di un anno fa

finn wat r u doing finn STAHP postato più di un anno fa

My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night. postato più di un anno fa

Google cerca gravity falls illuminati postato più di un anno fa

stop kony postato più di un anno fa

ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them,
'Bye! Wont talk to u until successivo year!' XD postato più di un anno fa

I can swing my sword, sword sword, my diamond sword sword
u cannot afford ford for my diamond sword sword XD postato più di un anno fa

My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to letto in broad daylight! postato più di un anno fa

We ordered a pizza and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the pizza place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten minuti later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the strada, via cuz he forgot to put it in park. postato più di un anno fa

♪ ♫ Makin' pancakes, pancake makin' bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes
take some bacon, pancetta affumicata and i put it in a pancake
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakess!

bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, makin' bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes
take some bacon, pancetta affumicata and i put it in a pancake
bacon, pancetta affumicata pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫ postato più di un anno fa

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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... postato più di un anno fa

*sigh in content* I have done the deed...I am at peace, now... postato più di un anno fa

Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there...
te can read the full journal I wrote on my DA.
link postato più di un anno fa

y'know, nothing can piss te off più when te type out a long response to a domanda only to find the domanda has been removed postato più di un anno fa

How do people bold and underline words on here?? postato più di un anno fa

UNICORNS! postato più di un anno fa

Apparently my humor is sad...

5 anno old cousin: "this isn't burro silly."

Me: "It's not butter?! I can't believe it!" postato più di un anno fa

Gah, I hope spring'll come around soon.

All this snow and cold coldness is driving me up the friggin' wall. =~= postato più di un anno fa

When returning from a long trip o vacation.

Everyone else: *Happily chatting about all the fun they had.*

Me: *Dying on the floor, hand stretched towards my bedroom.* "Must.....get to.....computer.....need.....anime...." *Flat-line sound*

*Twenty minuti later.*

*Heart suddenly starts beating again and I reach towards bedroom again.* "Heaven....sucks....no anime.....there...." postato più di un anno fa

Jack and Jill went up the collina to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. :P postato più di un anno fa

Winter is so depressing for me... postato più di un anno fa

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky postato più di un anno fa

Late Merry Natale Randomness . postato più di un anno fa

Taylor veloce, swift coping Lana Del raggio, ray

Thats going to be embarrasing to watch... postato più di un anno fa

We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.

ah, good times. postato più di un anno fa