I just got the meanest fortune cookie!
"Your fortune is in another cookie..."
.___. postato più di un anno fa

I'M SO FED UP WITH THIS CLUB SYAFK'LFkAK' I WANT THE GOOD USERS BACK. postato più di un anno fa

Cheri Cheri Lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my cuore don't lose it postato più di un anno fa

i think i would Amore it to be famous and someone yells " I Amore you," i would be like " And i Amore te random citizen" lol postato più di un anno fa

If I annoy myself with the whole "Humans are animals" thing, I can't imagine how te guys feel. postato più di un anno fa

Anybody else here dress goth? postato più di un anno fa

I know many of te have forgotten me but I'm back for good now, I've been offline for months because I've been doing other shit and what not.
I'm sure it's been a war with the trolls lately right? postato più di un anno fa

Will te unisciti the Bubble Eye goldfish club???? PLEASE???? Pretty please with a ciliegia one top????? I'm not crazy... I just Amore myself.... and FISH!!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

SIKE! That's the wrong numba! postato più di un anno fa

Dear Kindergarten Children,
If te do not like nap time, give it to us! postato più di un anno fa

Another anno begins with a job hunt, I can't even remember what anno I started job-hunting at this rate it'll be time to retire before I get a proper job!! postato più di un anno fa

Get Rid Of Those Barnacle On The Slopes te Barnaclehead! And You'll Find A Naked Sister Of Mine As A Reward! postato più di un anno fa

Look At This Place. I Mean PUH-LEEZE! Would It Kill Them To Lay Down A Few Thrown Rugs? And All This Wasted Space. How Did Those Two Old Fogies Make All This? postato più di un anno fa

If people do mean shit to te it's because they're jealous of your success. Remember that. postato più di un anno fa

fanpop IS CONFUSING ME, ON MY UPDATES, IT SHOWS WHENEVER SOMEONE commenti ON SOMETHING, SO I CLICKED IT THINK SOMEONE commento ON MY ANSWER TO A QUESTION, HOLY SHIT< NNO fanpop BAD, postato più di un anno fa

"Every girl that think she's ugly is always actually the most beautiful girl." postato più di un anno fa

Ugh cant up load images..can anyone else? postato più di un anno fa

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My train of thought. postato più di un anno fa

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Would te guys be so kind as to look at my shop? Thanks to all of te who do. postato più di un anno fa

first postato più di un anno fa

"I'm not like most girls." What?...Are your tits on your head?... postato più di un anno fa

Go To A Mirror, Open Your Mouth, Look At Your Tongue And Do Nothing postato più di un anno fa

It's in water is tasty. So is arachide, arachidi burro postato più di un anno fa

For cena I went over to my grandma's house and instead of making spaghetti with spaghetti sauce she used salsa.

...It was actually pretty good. postato più di un anno fa

My current day.

I was (rudely) woken up da my mother who was fretting about money. Then she, for no apparent reason, decided to rearrange any and all furniture in our house. Naturally I was the heavy lifter and spent my morning lugging beds and desks and stuff around, only to put it all back because my mom "liked it the way it was better."

I now understand why some people become serial killers. On that note, does anyone know any cool spots to dispose of the body(s)? postato più di un anno fa

Kids in my school = I want a Iphone!!!!

Me = I want a gameboy.................... postato più di un anno fa

♪ ♫Everybody wants to rule the world♪ ♫ postato più di un anno fa

Me: *Watching anime* "Ugh....it's getting late. I should get to bed. I have a late night tomorrow."

*4 am rolls by.*

Me: "Ah screw it." *Moves on to successivo episode* postato più di un anno fa

I hate my classmates -_-

The teachers are just trying to give us an education and all they're doing is being disrespectful. Because of them we can't learn anything. One even yelled at my Algebra teacher to "f*ck off" and then gave him the finger for telling him to put his phone away.

*sigh* Seriously? Does anyone else here go to a school like this? postato più di un anno fa

Can some one please unisciti my finger monkey club because just look at a finger monkey there sooooooo cute postato più di un anno fa

I've been rather unhelpful and cold lately, it's rather concerning. postato più di un anno fa

That moment when te really want to punch, punzone somebody yet te can't because a teacher is like right successivo to where te and that person are sitting at. *In head* Damn it. postato più di un anno fa

WTF :D

link postato più di un anno fa

My family is buying a secondo house and my mother suggested that I should relocate to the secondo house when we buy it because I have no Friends and would not be affected no matter where I lived.

She didn't say it exactly like that, but that's pretty much what she detto XD postato più di un anno fa

Ęÿûíōåßłżčñ•₩§»…¿¡` random(: postato più di un anno fa

I'm new postato più di un anno fa

fanpop te old fuck why can't i carica immagini postato più di un anno fa

te must be whats left postato più di un anno fa

shine bright like a doitsu postato più di un anno fa

yes. postato più di un anno fa

(Me and my Friends at lunch...)
Friend 1: "How do te pronounce gif" like jff or--"
Friend 2: "Dude Jiff is the best arachide, arachidi burro ever!"
Boyfriend of Friend 2: "Nuh uh, Skippy is!"
Friend 1: "No, Jiff is!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy!"
Friend 1 & 2: "JIFF!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy gawdemmit!"
Friend 1 & 2: "Jiff!"
Me: "NUTELLA."
(*everyone applauds me*) postato più di un anno fa

Why can't people learn that two is company but three is a crowd. I can't believe that people invite themselves along and then try to change the plans that were made before they were invited!! postato più di un anno fa

Ya know I find it funny how easy it takes for a person to stop following te on tumblr. It's like one strike and you're out with them yet sometimes they don't even bother to ask for requests o anything that may benefit them in following someone. postato più di un anno fa

So... If he pauses his videogame from time to time to chat with me... It's a good sign, right? Right????? postato più di un anno fa

HAY!!! postato più di un anno fa

link wtf um oh ok ????? postato più di un anno fa

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Guys, I just had the most horrible nightmare... :'(

Grand Theft Auto V was out. I bought it for 60 euros, and played it at once.
I started up the game, but as it turned out... It was just an HD-port of GTA: San andreas...

I need some sincere comforting. It was the most horrible dream ever... postato più di un anno fa

˝So they say, they say in Heaven there's no husbands and wives. And on the giorno that I mostra up, they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.

And I cant use the telephone to tell te that I'm dead and gone, so te won't know.

te won't know.˝ postato più di un anno fa

Me: "Ow....cold sore."

Mother: "Stop drinking Coca Cola then. You're having an allergic reaction."

Me: "I can't. It's....It's so goooood."

Mother: "Don't be a baby! If te keep doing it, it'll get worse and worse and could possibly be dangerous."

Me: *Reaching for Coca Cola.* "If I die. I die with my thirst quenched."

Mother: *Throws out Coke.*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" postato più di un anno fa

Go To www.fanpop.com/login Then Click Your posta in arrivo postato più di un anno fa

I've seen a lot of ceilings in my time... I rate this one... a 3, 3.5. postato più di un anno fa

School Is A House For MOTHERFUCKERS!
MOTHER Means THE Fucking Teachers
FUCKERS Means THOSE Fucking Teachers Always Fuck Up To Student postato più di un anno fa

THE POWER WITHIN postato più di un anno fa

I now have 69 props ;) postato più di un anno fa

I rather enjoy random things..... postato più di un anno fa

Hum dee dum dee dum dEEEEEEEEEEE dum postato più di un anno fa

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE postato più di un anno fa

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.......................Because postato più di un anno fa

Anime people eating crostini, pane tostato più like throw away your earphones postato più di un anno fa

When I'm Robbing A Diamond With My Friends At 11:08 PM

Me: Find It! Find It! It's Here Somewhere!
My Friend 1: Urgh... I'm Looking! Give Me A Break!
My Friend 2: It's Too DARK! Can't See A Thing!
Me: YES! That's The Thing Called NIGHT! Keep Looking!!
My Friend 1: Wait... I Think Aha! I Found IT!
Me: Finally! Let's Get Out Of Here! Quickly!

Then Someone Crash To The Window

Me: !! What The!!?? Head For The Hiiiillllssss!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

sorry for the lateness! (i'm almost always on DeviantArt)

and happy new year, y'all!!!

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-live while i'm young- postato più di un anno fa

Every time I read a stupid post I always think of how amazing it would be if fanpop were to add a dislike button ._. postato più di un anno fa

dislikng/not enjoying yaoi/yuri =/= homophobic postato più di un anno fa

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unisciti the BellDom club, please? :3. It'd mean a lot to me c:. postato più di un anno fa

I noticed something. ALOT of female Anime fan hate Shonen Anime characters. (Hinata Hyuga,Nami,Sakura,Ichigo Kurosaki,etc) and alot of them unfairly criticize the Anime o bash characters ignorantly. Yet the Anime wasn't even geared towards girls in the first place. Girls and guys can watch any type of Anime but honestly don't te think it's funny when alot of dudes hate shoujo and alot of girls hate shonen yet some of them watch it and complain unfairly about it? postato più di un anno fa

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Doesn't it irritate te when people put their usernames as keywords!?

Ugh I just hate it. -.-
It just doesn't seem right it's stupid in my opinion. postato più di un anno fa

My worst fear has become a reality.

I've become allergic to Coca Cola.

On a slightly related note, my secondo worst fear is being face to face with a Japanese ragno Crab. *Shiver* postato più di un anno fa

Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that te raid his wardrobe. postato più di un anno fa

*Listens to sad music*
.....
*Makes sad picture to go with it*

*Listens to painful music*
.....
*Reads painful fanfic to go with it*

*Listens to angry music*
.....
*Grumpy for the rest of the day*

This is 100% me. postato più di un anno fa

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Happy New Year, guys!!!!!<333 postato più di un anno fa

one giorno i'll have a magical new years midnight i hope postato più di un anno fa

akemashite omedetou, losers postato più di un anno fa

Happy New Years!~ postato più di un anno fa

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

BONNE ANNÉE!!! :D

FELIZ ANO NUEVO!!! :D

AKEMASHITE OMEDETÔ GOZAIMASU!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno guys. postato più di un anno fa

Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner.
My sister asks me, "Here do te want to sposta over to the other table?" She moves the short tavolo I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break.
We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks da and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD postato più di un anno fa

YES tatsudoshi add me on psn postato più di un anno fa

My mother and my brother have pretty much the same driving ability.

My mother because she can't see the road.
My brother because he ignores it completely.

(P.S Do not punch, punzone stone walls. Your hand will lose. I learned that the hard way.) postato più di un anno fa

I wonder....

Cop: "Where were te between the hours of 6 and 7?"

Me: "I was at home."

Cop: "Can anyone confermare that?"

Me: "you can. I just told te about it."

Cop: "This guy can't have done it. He's a total moron." postato più di un anno fa

My sister has a horrible case of Cibo poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday o else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o postato più di un anno fa

tomorrow (new years) is another giorno just like any other day. It won't even feel like the anno changed. It's nothing special just another giorno leading us closer to the end of our life :P postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno all te drunk and complete strangers postato più di un anno fa

Happy new anno veryone postato più di un anno fa

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming/Confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending,
Controlling/ I can't seem

To find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Linkin Park - Crawling postato più di un anno fa

@^_^@ postato più di un anno fa

if te are pro-anorexia and encourage people to BE anorexic youre stupid and everyone else hates te goodbye postato più di un anno fa

Hello, Randomers. ^-^ I haven't been online in a while due to Natale vacation and now a New Years Vacation. >.<

But while I finally got online, I just came to say Happy New Years to te all. ^-^ postato più di un anno fa

please keep voting to decide!
link postato più di un anno fa

Sexting! It's how phones are born! postato più di un anno fa

randomness is awesome ;) postato più di un anno fa

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
te and I, te and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight te and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky postato più di un anno fa

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever te will go!
Way up high, o down low
I'll go w herever te will go! postato più di un anno fa

When I Meet Slender Man

Me: ciao Slender Man!
Slender Man: Yeah?
Me: Do te Have Wife?
Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES!
Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right?
Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did te Know
Me: te Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister!
Slender Man: That's Right! How Did te Know?!
Me: I'm Spying te All The Time
Slender Man: lol postato più di un anno fa

Wanna travel into the future?

No problem! All you'll need is a plane ticket to Japan.... postato più di un anno fa

same here dude postato più di un anno fa

That man is about as innocent as Hugh Hefner. postato più di un anno fa

Smoking..... Drinking.... Drugs postato più di un anno fa