One giorno a man who was at the fair went to the fortune teller tent the teller had told him that,that very summer he would die because of his horse,so the guy Ted went home and sold his horse.
a few months later the guy who bought his horse called Ted to say his horse died and detto he could come over,Ted went over to the ranch and to the Conner where his horse's seketon was sitting in the cornner he patting the head,then out of the eye socket a snake came out and bit Ted,Ted died instantly. postato più di un anno fa

Sitting in a lonely room.
The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

And that's when all hell broke loose. postato più di un anno fa

Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator

It's like riding a dinosaur strapped to a rocket fueled da concentrated rage. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys ! is there chatting here? postato più di un anno fa

Would anyone like some of my banana? postato più di un anno fa

im bored...:\ postato più di un anno fa

So I just found an articolo online saying there's a fragrance company trying to recreate the smells of video game characters. The first character they're going to try is Mega Man.
Because I want to smell like a B rank maverick hunter with his own Mega buster god dammit. postato più di un anno fa

My superiore, in alto 3 preferito songs

Poltergeist
Pandemic
Juular

All da The Devin Townsend Project
Genre: Metal :3 postato più di un anno fa

omg something horrorable happen to giorno and my head still hurts don't mess with bolond curly headed boy cusines there cute and vishes postato più di un anno fa

Im DELETING my account for reasons........i will miss this place ALOT and also a few fanpoppers like XxKeithHarkinxX' Noahstar (i forget the numbers at the end of her name) Abrina ' Legand_of_roxas'Butterlesstoast" Blindbandit92'scalesandtails1'mintymiget (forget the numbers toDX) ..Goodbye fanpop ;( postato più di un anno fa

-goes up stairs- "Why am I up here" -goes down stairs- "Oh, yeah now I remember" -goes up stairs- "Dang it! Forgot again!" postato più di un anno fa

"Sir were surrounded!"
"Good we can attack from all sides then."
"No it means if we attack one place the others will kill us."
"That's what I ment."
"Well people on this ship want to live."
"Well I don't so shut up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"You know what,your hella gay captain."
"Am not!"
"Then prove it da getting us out of this mess."
"I see what you're doing."
"Do te want to die not gay o gay?"
"You meanie."
"That's what gay people say."
"Fine!!" postato più di un anno fa

Guys te know I do not stereotype and I honestly try my best not to. I am aware there are good and nice cat lovers. BUT why are there so many stereotypical crazy and stupid cat lovers. No offense but seriously why? I've been thinking this for a long time now. postato più di un anno fa

this just in not listening to mainstream Musica doesnt make te più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento smarter o better than anyone else so stop recitazione like it postato più di un anno fa

Found my good old DS after having Lost it for a few months...

And my mom has taken it and has been playing with it for the last ora T.T

And she isn't done yet. postato più di un anno fa

I just watched insalata fingers 123 for the first time........

THAT.WAS....

There are no words for what i jut watched..... postato più di un anno fa

Far beyond these castello Walls
Where the distant harbour meets the sky
There the battle rages like hell
And every colomba has Lost its will to fly postato più di un anno fa

how bad can a good girl get?? postato più di un anno fa

sometimes te have to forget what u want to remember what u deserve ... postato più di un anno fa

In the night the stormy night she'll close her eyes
In the night the stormy night away she'd fly

And dreams of
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
She'd dream of
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh postato più di un anno fa

Rain makes mais
mais makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my girl, feel little frisky. postato più di un anno fa

I'm bored. I shall now dance the caramelldansen. Who would like to unisciti me?~ postato più di un anno fa

My life has apparently resorted too late night laptopping spent secretly updating a fanfic for My Babysitter's a Vampire. postato più di un anno fa

Meta Knight.....best....video game....swordsman....ever. postato più di un anno fa

Stupid person asks domanda = smartass risposte = butthurt asker = hilarious shit. xDDDD postato più di un anno fa

people judging other peoples intelligence because of grammar più like raWAUHHHHHHHHghHHHGGGGGG postato più di un anno fa

Omg lol!!!!
Im watching Trust Us With Your life and I think I died and went to lol heaven!!
te have got to watch this its on abc.
Seriously turn on d tv postato più di un anno fa

I think the hate on celebritàs are going very far now. Like,really? People wanting Justin Bieber dead because of what,his Musica and his hairstyle? Then we have other celebrity people getting hated on now including bands like One Direction. I don't like their Musica but I don't hate the singers,actually one of them is quite cute but I forgot his name. ;3; postato più di un anno fa

im boooooooooooooored ._. postato più di un anno fa

Does any one remember the mostra Rolie Polie Olie? postato più di un anno fa

Just returned from the dentist and I'm never going back again. -_- postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes I have the insufferable urge to punch, punzone people. WHY is there always some sort of war between Yaoi innamorati and yuri lovers? I like both. Problem?

For that matter why are there hypocritical people? What does a person gain da being hypocritical? Nothing that is what. Well maybe te get laughed at and a few other things but not many good things will happen.

WHY are there fandom wars? I find those to be among the most stupid concepts imaginable. All started da stupid people..... postato più di un anno fa

"man remember the good old days when Musica was actually good"
"man Musica is shit nowadays"
"i wish people would make better music, it's all trash these days"

ok o te can shut the fuck up postato più di un anno fa

te want knives? te want them in your belly? No? Then te stop talking to Deeja! - Deeja The Argonian. postato più di un anno fa

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field postato più di un anno fa

will te unisciti my Whistle club? i need più fans.

link postato più di un anno fa

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man
I can shake-a mah fanny I can shake-a mah cans postato più di un anno fa

Hi! I have a club. My goal is to become a potato. If my club gets 100 fans, I will become a potato. So please go unisciti it! (: I would appreciate it!!! postato più di un anno fa

Im feeling like pie..........

~and ice cream :3 postato più di un anno fa

Merp :c i want at least one fan postato più di un anno fa

My mom thinks lol stands for "lots of love" once she texted me "Your grandfather just died. LOL." postato più di un anno fa

I EARNED MY 1ST MEDAL IN THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

if te want to have a party and dont no what kidda party u want i suggest a spagettiy throwing party postato più di un anno fa

A battle i really wanna see happen: Flippy vs Whistle vs Mr pickles vs Splendid. postato più di un anno fa

They made this cool app called Soundhound where if te don't know a good song your listening to, te just put your Ipod/Iphone/Ipad up to the speaker where the song is coming from and it tell's te the song and artist! postato più di un anno fa

I have 300+ fans. te know what that means. THIS IS SPARTA!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

woke up this morning on a divano at a hotel in panamal city wierd jk i was on vaca but now im home fan me postato più di un anno fa

Ya that happens to me all the time :) postato più di un anno fa

one random person on Facebook:hi im new to Facebook
secondo random person on Facebook: WTF
First random person on Facebook:what does WTF
secondo random person on Facebook: um......um......welcome to Facebook!
first random person on Facebook: oh that's nice of you!
secondo random person on Facebook: huh few
third random person on Facebook: no it doesn't it means What The Fuck.
first random person on Facebook: te meanie just wait I know how to hack a computer!
SRPOF: thanks a lot postato più di un anno fa

My cat acts like a dog O.o postato più di un anno fa

I just randomly found out that I have 12 dollars in quarters....too bad there are no good arcades XD postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment....

When your about to eat some frosted flakes....

te look on the side of the box...

And it says...

With mais postato più di un anno fa

random is not as it used to b there was comets every 2 minnets the last commento was 50 minnets lets all bring the random bacheca back 2 life who says we should?????? postato più di un anno fa

domanda ? ... does anyone here Amore jermey sumpter ? o at least know who he is ? postato più di un anno fa

Yay! 260 fans! postato più di un anno fa

Their everywhere!! postato più di un anno fa

I would have stayed up with te all night
Had I know how to save a life postato più di un anno fa

Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until te break, until te yield
I send the swarm! postato più di un anno fa

Who wants to see the Avengers 2012 movie???? postato più di un anno fa

GUISE, I JUST HAD A REVELATION.
Y'know when something comes in a plastic covering, examples being cell phones and all that?
Turns out te can open the plastic covering easily with a can opener.
A can opener.
...Y'know, just in case any of te guise didn't know that. Continue on with your existance. postato più di un anno fa

ugh dont te hate it when youre a fan of something and another fan does something really dumb and te suffer secondhand embarrassment
jfc postato più di un anno fa

If te really want to confuse someone, say in the most sarcastic tone te can muster, "Nice name. Who gave te that, your MOM?" postato più di un anno fa

check out my sondaggio mcdonalds vs burger king! postato più di un anno fa

the anno is 3042 and we still have no idea what the fuck a starship is postato più di un anno fa

My sister called me a d0uche bag in front of my mom. SOMEONE'S BUSTED!! postato più di un anno fa

te know what's awesome about a cliffhanger question? postato più di un anno fa

Why does fanpop even give me the option to "like" my own posts? Of course I like my posts. I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy.  postato più di un anno fa

50 shades of grey più like fifty shades of gay
#realtalk postato più di un anno fa

Hug a banana today postato più di un anno fa

I heard of a Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Anyone here gonna see it? postato più di un anno fa

Yay!~<3

Got my 700th fan xD postato più di un anno fa

Funny thing that happened:

Me: ciao everyone Miranda's camicia says never never never give up from King Arthur!!!!
Miranda (stupid and annoying): It's Winston Churchill.
Me: Geez kid, never thought te were such a geek!!! postato più di un anno fa

random quote: "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." ~Winston Churchill postato più di un anno fa

I'm Scrivere a story about a dream I had and I just got into it and right now I'm like:

I am awesome.

XD postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

One fish
Two pesce
Red fish
Blue fish....

xP da Dr. Seuss postato più di un anno fa

Strife! postato più di un anno fa

ilikebeingrandomdoyoucuziloveit.theywontletyouberandomorspamontheherosofoylmpusclubbutpeopledoitanywaycuztheydontgiveadamnabputrulesandsotheyreawesome.yaidontknowwhyimdoingthiseaityerimjustboredveryveryboredcuzbreakfastisnatforhourswellactlybrunchbutidontknowthediffrencesoadiosamegoi. postato più di un anno fa

hello anyone here postato più di un anno fa

should I go get a snack postato più di un anno fa

How is everyone? postato più di un anno fa

Sorry I haven't been on postato più di un anno fa

Hey! postato più di un anno fa

I feel like a complete idiot every time I mistake an Australian accent for an English one o vice versa. postato più di un anno fa

Internet's freaking slow here.... postato più di un anno fa

i now am the proud owner of rubber anatra earphones. this officially makes me one of the coolest people around. yes. postato più di un anno fa

I have been on for quite some time now...
Holy shit, I need to get some sleep. It's almost 1:00 AM where I live right now.
Cya all tomorrow!~ postato più di un anno fa

Seriously....you run over one o two streetlamps and everyone assumes you're a bad driver! (Lol jk jk)

Driving technique??? Children know how to drive a vehicle, più o less, they just don't know the rules.

And let's face it....even adults, the first thing they wanna do when they get in the car, is turn the wheel. postato più di un anno fa

"ur fucking gay" the wind whispers as it blows through the night postato più di un anno fa

sometimes i wonder if anyone feels honored when talk to them/comment on their posts like
"she's here"
is that only me that wonders that omg i just postato più di un anno fa

That new Usher song "Scream" SO SEXY! >.< I get a lady boner in my brain xD postato più di un anno fa

don't te think its weird how te can sit and watch any scary movie and not jump once but then when your crostini, pane tostato pops up it scares the hell out of te postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when your parents ask te what te want to do with your life and te say "Go to the planet of the Kais." postato più di un anno fa

"im INSANE lol XD ill hurt u real bad if u mess with me so beware!! people call me crazy rawr XD"

hahahaha
hahahahhahahaha
no postato più di un anno fa

Holy god, I don't wanna leave for two weeks, I'll miss te bitches and bastards soo much, omg ;-; postato più di un anno fa

Deadpool: Hi, Black Bolt. How are ya?
*Black Bolt says nothing*
Deadpool: Oh, that's right. te can't talk can you? Your voice is so powerful, it would destroy half of Atillan if te detto anything at all.
*Black Bolt still says nothing*
Deadpool: But c'mon, let's put that to the test. Just say one tiny word: 'Spatula.'
*Black Bolt still says nothing*
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'

Gotta Amore this guy. XD postato più di un anno fa

I dreamt for the 3rd time last night I got my dedicated fan medal for this spot. WHEN WILL MY DREAMS BECOME A REALITY! postato più di un anno fa

whos been on that website quotev.com its so cool postato più di un anno fa

link Please read randoms!!! Trying desperately to promote. Please forgive me if I'm annoying :( postato più di un anno fa

I'm leaving tomorrow morning to go on vacation for two weeks, so I won't be around,

So I'd though I'd say goodbye to all of the random club (even though I dislike most of you)

so BAIS :D

Don't miss me too much

and don't have too much fun without me :D postato più di un anno fa