"There once was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true."
~Gary, the snail. postato più di un anno fa

:) what did te do today? postato più di un anno fa

I suppose I should tell te guys something and explain why I might act a bit out of character...

I got the most shocking news of my life earlier today.

I found out my sister is my mom, my parents are my grandparents, and my siblings are my aunt' and uncles...

and also, I'm going away Sunday for 2 weeks, and I won't have access to the internet, ^-^' postato più di un anno fa

Guess who :D postato più di un anno fa

I'm leaving for the best camp in the history of summer camps on Sunday. It's my secondo year.

The days until then? Longest days of my life. postato più di un anno fa

playing skywire vip... postato più di un anno fa

When I ripped my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants.
~ Spongebob Squarepants. postato più di un anno fa

I just got the most shocking news of my life :D postato più di un anno fa

I have La Baton lying in the shed somewhere. Yeah, we gave it a French name. I prefer to just call it a baseball bat. postato più di un anno fa

Trolls, why do te even try?

WHAT do te have to gain from trolling, in all reality?

Does it keep your hands busy as te type away, amusing yourself with temporary entertainment? Does it really amuse te that much? Well, that is just SELFISH. te think we want to log on and see trolls pleasuring themselves on the Internet? NO.

Trolls, if te really feel that bored, go play some video games o something because we don't have time nor patience for your shit. postato più di un anno fa

f all of u postato più di un anno fa

i got new leather boots today (cuz i a Texan and we're better than y'all out there) and when my dog smelled them he ran to another spot in the yard with his tail tucked between his legs.i dont know why postato più di un anno fa

Is this international hate giorno o something?

and if so...

Y U NO POST domanda ABOUT ME D: postato più di un anno fa

does anyone know y justyce111 hates me :( postato più di un anno fa

>Types "Queen Chrysalis" on Google"
>Third suggestion is "Queen Chrysalis Rule 34"
>mfw link postato più di un anno fa

I just got very suspicous.....

Today we have had 3 difrerent trolls

-beast
3doorsdown
And now hater66

Im honestly not sure,but i think these may be the three same people
Could they be????? postato più di un anno fa

I have a club if anyone's interested in joining. :3

Here's the link- link postato più di un anno fa

Directly from Teens React to Twilight....

Evil sick twisted woman: "Who wouldn't want a boyfriend that sparkles?"

Me: "Ohhh....dear lord....make it stop...please let that woman be alone in that..."

Other sick twisted woman: "I Amore vampires, I Amore Edward, I Amore sparkles."

Me: *Places gun to temple* "I don't want to live here anymore...I really don't."

Guy: "I like Twilight."

Me: "TRAITOR!!!!!!" postato più di un anno fa

Omfg rotflol evrryone watch the vid on here "gitlers reaction to kim kardashians divorce" SO FRIGGIN FUNNY XDDDD postato più di un anno fa

latte Choclate Mickie postato più di un anno fa

Abraham lincoln Vampire hunter?

NO JOKE this is a movie. A real movie. Oh MY GOD I laughed so much when my sister told me about this. Hollywood has Lost their creativity. I almost guarantee te this movie will suck. xDDDDDDDDDD postato più di un anno fa

Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.

And yes, from this giorno inoltrare, avanti I'm gonna start giving lessons. XD postato più di un anno fa

I have this really bad habbit of listening to a new CD, and loving the songs I've listened to online.
Your gonna be like "Whats so bad about that?"
But then, I don't listen to the rest of the CD.

I have had the Paramore album RIOT! for about 2 years now, and it was only a couple of weeks fa I started to like the first song on the album For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic

Happened with my FOB album, MCR, BVB, and with every album I buy -_-' postato più di un anno fa

I'm that crazy guy that te see who is afraid of the dark, so when my house is dark, I walk around the dark hallways with my sword on hand, justyfing it da saying I will go make a sammich. Oh, and I make the sammich in the dark too, jumping at every sound. postato più di un anno fa

If te are considering telling/going to tell someone to kill themselves, o telling someone something personally hurtful, consider this:

• No
• Stop
• Don't fucking do that
• What's wrong with you
• That's not funny
• Don't do that
• They can seriously hurt themselves te asshole

Bonus tip:
Rape jokes aren't funny. Do not joke about rape. Do not take it lightly. Never say "I'd rape him/her" o "I wish he/she would rape me". Rape is a fucking serious topic. postato più di un anno fa

Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitute depends on who te are. postato più di un anno fa

Just talk yourself up
And tear yourself down
You've hit your one wall
Now find a way around
Well, what's the problem?
You've got a lot of nerve

So what did te think I would say?
No, te can't run away
No, te can't run away
So what did te think I would say?
No, te can't run away
No, te can't run away
te wouldn't

I never wanted to say this
te never wanted to stay
I put my faith in you
So much faith
And then te just threw it away
te threw it away postato più di un anno fa

i am not some of this
im all of this
bitches postato più di un anno fa

What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every stella, star fall
Brought te to tears again
We are the very hurt te sold

And what's the worst te take
(Worst te take)
From every cuore te break
(Heart te break)
And like the blade te stain
(Blade te stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight postato più di un anno fa

“I mean, part of why I’m so sympatico with (Styx), they put on a giant, epic mostra every single night and it’s really over the superiore, in alto and that’s what people love.”

- Gowan postato più di un anno fa

Sheriff: No pie for all of you! postato più di un anno fa

At work and power just totally went out... Kind of impressive for a big store like this. I'm probably going to be able to go home sooner! Yay!! postato più di un anno fa

Have a really bad habbit of saying: "Hey Ho! Lets go!" whenever I want to leave of get out of a place ^_^ postato più di un anno fa

Some guy just came to the door telling us that we can learn to make money da drinking coffee xDD postato più di un anno fa

I'm in an "I Amore everyone" phase...

I Amore te <3 postato più di un anno fa

people that take my username seriously più like hahaha what postato più di un anno fa

Funny things that happened to jnrm and I~

*we're sitting in my room she's drawing and I'm eating noodles*

Me: My moms and my plan for the CT concerto is hang out downtown all giorno and hopefully run into Keith, THEN I"LL DRUG HIM THREW HIM IN THE tronco OF MY SISTERS CAR, and then he can live in my closet c;

Jnrm: *looks at me*

Me: *I look at her*

*we burst out laughing for no reason. postato più di un anno fa

holy shit i just yawned and it felt like my jaw diviso, spalato in half call 911 what the fuck
ow postato più di un anno fa

I am søøøøø board i am now going to wisconsin and its a 10 ora drive only 2 1/2 hours longer :/ postato più di un anno fa

I don't know why anybody would want to be like me, I have issues. postato più di un anno fa

Meebo didn't go away ._. huh postato più di un anno fa

"Take it to the head!""Yeah,yeah""Don't think about it,be about it.""Take it to the head!" postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys I have another account called Evilpineapple but I made this one because I wanted to change my username so please add me :) postato più di un anno fa

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball postato più di un anno fa

Remember, remember the 5th of November. postato più di un anno fa

I guess we all have to be prepared for the game/war between didumissme and us. *giggles* This will be fun! I think that user is Stella,but he/she could also be -beast. I guess we'll have to find out tomorrow! ^^ postato più di un anno fa

die te some of this scum postato più di un anno fa

i am some of this sexual postato più di un anno fa

i identify as some of this postato più di un anno fa

te some of this postato più di un anno fa

Whoever is reporting my answer (when nothing is wrong with them) I'd advise te to knock it the fuck off. If te have a problem with me then why don't say it to me instead of reporting my risposte that te don't like. Whoever did it I seriously hate te because you've probably was the one doing that for a while now. So knock it off. postato più di un anno fa

Needs più role players. link Feel free to message me if te have any ?s postato più di un anno fa

commento once if you're going to commento twice postato più di un anno fa

Watching the American League team get crushed in the All stella, star Game. All the fault of those darn Yankees and Blue Jays (for the record, I am an Orioles fan) postato più di un anno fa

te people should unisciti my club for Arizona Ice Tea!!!!!! Cuz its awesome postato più di un anno fa

I...
...I think I just witnessed a tick commit suicide... postato più di un anno fa

I don't think I'll ever change my icon. postato più di un anno fa

i am going c ya all l8ter ba bye bye postato più di un anno fa

CHILLYNEON! te BETTER TELL ME WHY te CAME UP WITH YOUR USERNAME!!! XDDD postato più di un anno fa

ciao can any 1 look at my drawings every 1 detto they suck but do u think they do postato più di un anno fa

te know your a ultimate troll when te can troll Cleverbot postato più di un anno fa

if te ever lose complete faith in fanpop and start to hate it, just remember pewdiepie uses it to look at funny animal pictures postato più di un anno fa

I'm talking to a Bi cleverbot postato più di un anno fa

herro all yall random people postato più di un anno fa

was changing my profilo pic a good idea postato più di un anno fa

Homestuck fan that dont read the comic/skip/ only Amore it for the trolls
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My god... I just had the best sundae in my life... It's like my fantasies were put into a sundae and I'm in heaven... :'D

There was mint choc chip, cookie dough, and arancia, arancio sherbet with caramel, kit kat pieces and liquid marshmallow.

arancia, arancio sherbet...ORANGE SHERBET... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*nom nom nom* :3 postato più di un anno fa

Plot twist: She DOES know she's beautiful, she was just fishing for compliments. postato più di un anno fa

Cleverbot an I are having an argument about who of us is the biggest she-male. "Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?" postato più di un anno fa

Did u know, that if u yell "bloody mary" 3 times in front of your mirror at 3am ur mom will mostra up & tell u to shut up and go to bed? postato più di un anno fa

Happy last giorno Meebo.
We will still have a chatbar but it'll be da Google not meebo postato più di un anno fa

Post your preferito Bands/singers....PWWEAZE postato più di un anno fa

I recall one time I tasted like oreos C: postato più di un anno fa

Smoke coal everyday. postato più di un anno fa

My hair is dyed black and I have a lip ring. That does not make me "emo" o "scene". postato più di un anno fa

plz anwers my domanda what do i do postato più di un anno fa

Come in,come in. I'm sorry for my sloppy attire,the housecreeper has not washed my clothes. You'll also have to excuse the bloodstains. A walk through my unlivingroom...Ah,don't te like the way the flames leap to the ceiling? Too bad we dont have a fireplace. postato più di un anno fa

Me: *Making brownies*
Mother and father: *Talking about my brothers work hours*
*I suddenly hear from dad*

"Well they're all working hard....except for this guy."

........so I licked the brownie batter......I liked them.....my dad thought they tasted funny....Revenge is sweet when te use actual sweets. postato più di un anno fa

Does anyone want to talk to a robot (the computer)? well here's the link: link postato più di un anno fa

I HATE GODZILLA! postato più di un anno fa

I just thought I should tell te guys~

As of this Sunday, I will be gone for two weeks on a vacation, and I won't have access to the internet,

So if te don't see me online, no need to worry, I'll just be bored out of my mind for 2 weeks, nothing big ;3; postato più di un anno fa

commento the funniest thing that has ever happened to te o someone te know! postato più di un anno fa

I made a domanda a lot of people answered. :O

I feel so special ;A; postato più di un anno fa

.3. postato più di un anno fa

commento your preferito color!

fan me<3 postato più di un anno fa

There are più people on here that are from West Virginia than I thought.

That makes me happy. :) postato più di un anno fa

Everyone answer the domanda pity pity....little richard,youll s3e why XD postato più di un anno fa

Anyone remember............
ciao Arnold
Ren &Stimpy
Dexters Laboratory
Powerpuff girls
Fosters home for imaginary friends
Ed, Edd, n Eddy
Mickeys House Of Mouse
Blues Clues
Cory in the house
The proud family
The replacments
Wizards of waverly place postato più di un anno fa

y no one like luigi's mansion its the best game ever postato più di un anno fa

I got a Dedicated fan Medal for RANDOM!!! :D :D postato più di un anno fa

How cruel XD...

Me: Night, mom! Amore ya!
Mother: "Good night, dear. I Amore te too, I think."

Wrong choice of words there..... postato più di un anno fa

People, there is such a thing as the random wall. >_______> It's very useful. e_e te know... for statements... Statements that... don't belong in the 'answers' section... =D Heh... postato più di un anno fa

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL postato più di un anno fa

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. postato più di un anno fa

According to the news....all dinosauri had feathers....my reaction?

NANANANANANANANANANANA CHICKEN REX!!!! CHICKEN REX!!! NANANANANANANANANANA CHICKEN REX!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Killing a zanzara with a Game of Thrones DVD box set: ✔ postato più di un anno fa

So clever,
Whatever,
I'm done with these endeavors.
Alone I walk the winding way.
(Here I stay)
It's over,
No longer,
I feel it growing stronger.
I'll live to die another day,
Until I fade away.
Why give up, why give in?
It's not enough, it never is.
So I will go on until the end.
We've become desolate.
It's not enough, it never is.
But I will go on until the end. postato più di un anno fa

I was having a great giorno until I saw te -_- postato più di un anno fa

Normal is boring. postato più di un anno fa

Zombie survival tip - Try putting Vaseline on doorknobs. Zombies get frustrated easily. postato più di un anno fa