One day, I'm going to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of Twilight fan and scream "HOLY CRAP ITS squalo BOY!" XD postato più di un anno fa

domanda :should a anatra need a passport to to attraversare, croce the Canadian border? And no pesce DO NOT NEED ONE. postato più di un anno fa

Only in my school can te get a first degree burn in Math and watch The Annoying arancia, arancio and violent TV shows in Humanities. postato più di un anno fa

ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my tavolo and my tavolo is already full so these peeps are forcing my Friends out of our tavolo and no matter how nicely we ask they won't sposta so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO sposta YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my Friends were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year. postato più di un anno fa

There are moments... moments when I have something genius and inspirational to say....

This is not one of those moments. postato più di un anno fa

Dose anyone hear like granchio cakes:? postato più di un anno fa

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. postato più di un anno fa

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D postato più di un anno fa

"Have te been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl postato più di un anno fa

So today, i got my titanium foca, guarnizione of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< postato più di un anno fa

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! postato più di un anno fa

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T postato più di un anno fa

*fishing up coins in a fontana on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up pesce continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- postato più di un anno fa

Any 1D fan plz unisciti these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x postato più di un anno fa

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Friday! postato più di un anno fa

Aru~! postato più di un anno fa

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ postato più di un anno fa

Among the "fun" events of successivo week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when te have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
postato più di un anno fa

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; postato più di un anno fa

So, I was at home the other day, makin' tè (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. postato più di un anno fa

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. postato più di un anno fa

Is it just me o does the world seem less filled? postato più di un anno fa

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked più emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... postato più di un anno fa

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: postato più di un anno fa

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? postato più di un anno fa

i met a zebra on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of Cioccolato flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in Amore with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting oro in my doggie's face oh are te alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? postato più di un anno fa

That moment when te break up with the Amore of your life. and te want to kill yourself </3 postato più di un anno fa

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml postato più di un anno fa

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< postato più di un anno fa

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked da a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come home and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst giorno ever'...u manage to punch, punzone yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. postato più di un anno fa

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes te are England. :D Don't Lie postato più di un anno fa

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D postato più di un anno fa

I miss te Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! postato più di un anno fa

Ok all te Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a fan of my club! here's the link!!! link postato più di un anno fa

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT te Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia OBSESSED PERSON!!! postato più di un anno fa

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and secondo it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. postato più di un anno fa

i'm the most random person of all random people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. postato più di un anno fa

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know te guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) postato più di un anno fa

Hates how when I was trying to mostra off my new camera, seventy percent of the foto I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. postato più di un anno fa

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? postato più di un anno fa

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

Props to whoever knows this song! :D postato più di un anno fa

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? postato più di un anno fa

I'm hungry postato più di un anno fa

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls te a scrub, te end up in same BG as them successivo time. And your superiore, in alto and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i Amore it when a baddie calls te bad.
postato più di un anno fa

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a albero i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO postato più di un anno fa

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring postato più di un anno fa

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) postato più di un anno fa

ha ha ha........................... postato più di un anno fa

I'm Fucked... postato più di un anno fa

That moment when te think there's a ragno on te and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. postato più di un anno fa

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would te be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and te don't want you're baby to be jacked up. postato più di un anno fa

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. postato più di un anno fa

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard postato più di un anno fa

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are te cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
postato più di un anno fa

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when te notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P postato più di un anno fa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! postato più di un anno fa

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot postato più di un anno fa

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... postato più di un anno fa

ciao person below me: STOP POSTING. postato più di un anno fa

i Amore talking to my dog becuse they will bark o howl back at me so ita like they are listening to te postato più di un anno fa

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that postato più di un anno fa

this random bacheca is a piece of shit postato più di un anno fa

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
postato più di un anno fa

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I'm new...:Dhelp! postato più di un anno fa

chicken. that is all. postato più di un anno fa

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
postato più di un anno fa

I HOPE te ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

QWERTY!! song da Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! postato più di un anno fa

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
postato più di un anno fa

Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, o impossible ... postato più di un anno fa

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. postato più di un anno fa

I'm planing on staying 'till six in the morning. LIKE A BOSS. postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when te start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and te scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion. postato più di un anno fa

Please answer the answerlink that goes this way "Top 20" coolest and popolare anime.Tnx postato più di un anno fa

That moment when someone posts on the random bacheca saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and te have no idea who they are. postato più di un anno fa

Do te want your own club? postato più di un anno fa

ciao PEEPS I'M BACK!!!!! did ya miss me?!?! its been 2 weeks and 1 day!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I cosplayed as China at Chinese New Year.

Problem, officer? postato più di un anno fa

The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January. postato più di un anno fa

LOL, I actually just noticed...

I just got my 3rd best answer today.

Ok then. XD postato più di un anno fa

Any 1D fan plz unisciti these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x postato più di un anno fa

I'm Gonna Be a Secound Big Sister! :') postato più di un anno fa

Homework gives me : 1% knowledge , 99% boredom ... postato più di un anno fa

Ever notice how Spongebob lives in the BIKINI BOTTOM? lol postato più di un anno fa

When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating pane and reading, te just think life couldnt get any better! :DD postato più di un anno fa

what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and successivo door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated postato più di un anno fa

I passed my ECPE exams!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

wth i am thinking wtf wht has breakfast lunch cena gt to do geography postato più di un anno fa

cameron:brandon u gay boy
me: lol, cameron u am crazy
cameron:yh i am postato più di un anno fa

Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like te to unisciti it! postato più di un anno fa

I just read the Wikipedia articolo on The Game.
I just lost.
And so did you.
:trollface: postato più di un anno fa

Lost! da Coldplay might be my new preferito song, o one of them anyway. postato più di un anno fa

GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, te live somewhere where it's morning o midday, o te don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah. postato più di un anno fa

I was walking down the strada, via then I found 40 dollars in a tree. :D postato più di un anno fa

We found colomba in a soapless place, Listerine in a Scopeless place, cream of wheat in an oatless place, we found a ship in a boatless place~ postato più di un anno fa

hey! someone tell me! what does this face mean? >.<

yeah, yeah, it's sad I have to ask this. postato più di un anno fa