That Heavy's a Spy! postato più di un anno fa

What would te do if a rooster got run over but a car that was walking into a chair because i broke my tooth and that caused me to fall on an eggplant. but why did the chair attraversare, croce the path of the car that ate an arancia, arancio yesterday? postato più di un anno fa

My magic brings Voldemort to the yard and I'm like, that's hurting my scar. postato più di un anno fa

BRB trying out my new time machine. postato più di un anno fa

OMFG IT ACTUALLY WORKED! postato più di un anno fa

My sister was in the bathroom yell- erm, I mean singing. My step dad yelled from the chair; ''I can here you!'' So my sister yells back; ''No te can't!'' postato più di un anno fa

That awkward when te read the word "moment" before te saw it. Because it wasn't really there. postato più di un anno fa

A pony pooped rainbows on my head o.O postato più di un anno fa

In SymmaSoveit Russia, Pinkie Pie Da's you! postato più di un anno fa

Oh my God!

I changed my profilo picture 0_0

May God have mercy on my soul! postato più di un anno fa

Go to walmart and buy a bunch of bags of skittles and hit people with them.....◕‿◕ postato più di un anno fa

TV mostra BREAKUPS: Look, I've found a way to survive my secrets but everyone I care about gets hurt. And te deserve to be with someone who can be honest with you, so, I'm sorry.

REAL LIFE BREAKUPS: This isn't going to work. Byyyyyyeeeeeeee. postato più di un anno fa

I just got anon hate on Tumblr. "Stop posting shit nobody cares about." I was like "Hahahahahaha IDGAF!" postato più di un anno fa

*Messing around on Google Chrome*
*Goes on Youtube for the first time today*

*Insert Oh Crap face here*
...WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?
Tis all... silver.
o-o postato più di un anno fa

What did Six say to Seven?
8 is BETTER.
Then 3 and 8 jumped Six, and all the SymmaSoviets rejoiced, and ate the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals.......
(Happy now?) postato più di un anno fa

SHES' BETTER KNOWN FOR THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES ON THE MATTRESS postato più di un anno fa

WOOHOO! I saw Laid to Rest Two!

Now I really want to be a serial killer... postato più di un anno fa

DARKSIDE postato più di un anno fa

MY postato più di un anno fa

baciare postato più di un anno fa

link omg look at this
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Another way to pointlessly wasting free time:

Rapidly rub your pinky in the inside of your ear, and make the Pacman sound. Afterwards, te may consider eating what te picked out!

I know I did.

Try it, now. postato più di un anno fa

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! RANDOM,RANDOM,RANDOM,RANDOM...............................................

TEDDY BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

i would dearly Amore some dear burro at this moment. wouldnt te my dear fellow poppers? postato più di un anno fa

I HATE MY SCIENCE TEACHERR!!! She detto that spongebob isn't real!! T_T postato più di un anno fa

It's raining outside!
And it's falling at a consistent rate! My ears are very pleased!~
I'm going to go dance and giggle in it to express my overflowing joy!~
... Is it weird to be so excited over something like that? postato più di un anno fa

Boring postato più di un anno fa

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1)pres ctrl+f

2)then type 9 :D <3 postato più di un anno fa

people really need to hush in my class! can't hear myself think! *headache* postato più di un anno fa

Heyz! I have like 20 mins before I go to school postato più di un anno fa

Dear God. I just read the story of Ben Drowned, and now I just know I'm going to have nightmares. Why, why did I read that story? I'm terrified!

God, I'm such a wimp. But it's 1 AM here and I'm hearing strange noises... *shudders* postato più di un anno fa

˙ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇsol ʇsnɾ noʎ postato più di un anno fa

My friend just asked me what Call of Duty was. I asked what she bought it was. She detto she had no clue. I facewalled. postato più di un anno fa

Snape Snape Severus Snape postato più di un anno fa

MATH HOMEWORK" What is the volume of the Earth in cubic kilometers?
ME: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

disco duck..Y dad???
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How do te get the birthday cap?
Just out of curiosity.:/ postato più di un anno fa

MOM: te may think all the boys from TV shows are perfect but in 20 years you'll look back at these pictures and say-
ME: "Look children, it's your father!"
MOM: What?
ME: Nothing... postato più di un anno fa

So I hear they are gonna put Ezio Auditore in the new Soul Calibur game.
I'm gonna have to buy it now. 8D postato più di un anno fa

Attention, stranger danger. postato più di un anno fa

-_- Prussia so many awesomer people sooo many XD postato più di un anno fa

My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD postato più di un anno fa

:) ˙sǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ˙sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ postato più di un anno fa

My cat eats paper. postato più di un anno fa

since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE postato più di un anno fa

Yesterday In math Class

Me: God this teacher's a bitch.
Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch!
Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a cagna too!
Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation,
let's ditch this place and go get some food!
Me:Caleb all te ever want is food!
Caleb:Wells im a athleat!
Me:I care?
Caleb:You should I know te still have feelings for me!
Me:Yeah right!
Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee te have postato più di un anno fa

I just found out I share a birthday with a Anime character, Patricia Martin From Lucky Star. 'Tis is awesome. postato più di un anno fa

Think about how long it takes te to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took te that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed. postato più di un anno fa

On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent. postato più di un anno fa

Hmm, my toothpaste kinda tastes like fruity pebbles. postato più di un anno fa

PRUSSIA I DON'T FUZZOODLIN HATE te xD postato più di un anno fa

Quien abla español? Yo ablo un poco ingles :( i talk little english postato più di un anno fa

Joan Jett rocks
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I've gots a new BF too ^^<3 postato più di un anno fa

An average giorno at school:

A million strangers: Hey, Anika!
Me: Who the fuck are you?
A million strangers: I'm _______
Me: I don't know you!
A million strangers: But I know you!
Me: ............

Is this a good thing o a bad thing? postato più di un anno fa

I like MEOWING!!!
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*dances to Party Rock* If te made this club te are awesome! If te made this club, just click on my username and write on my bacheca that te made this club and if te have another club,and I will fan you. postato più di un anno fa

I finally found - "Livin' on a prayer" da Bon Jovi yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

trust me, if te watch Death Note you'll Amore it! :D postato più di un anno fa

theyknowtheyknow
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today has been so very dear! i have a new preferito pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a pappagallo whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up! postato più di un anno fa

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
(not my list)

That pause after Dora asks te a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
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I just changed my icona yayz! XD postato più di un anno fa

Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do te Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No te Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And te Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So te Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But te Kept Yaping Away ._. postato più di un anno fa

today me and my friend were watching Fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was Fred dressed as a girl........ postato più di un anno fa

"Jack and Jill went up a collina to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do te wanna?'. Jill detto 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class postato più di un anno fa

Who else stayed home from school today? postato più di un anno fa

One giorno I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up successivo to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. postato più di un anno fa

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ postato più di un anno fa

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this anno postato più di un anno fa

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? postato più di un anno fa

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are più addicting than even the greatest Cioccolato temptation. postato più di un anno fa

Just got home from trick o treatin! Theses two guys dato out caramelle gave me and extra burro finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

Scarist Halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person risposte the door
Trick o treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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Anybody not going out 2trick to treat postato più di un anno fa

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. postato più di un anno fa

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} postato più di un anno fa

I just saw a ragno on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! postato più di un anno fa

happy Halloween everybody!! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick o treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. postato più di un anno fa

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
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hello guys
Happy Halloween everybody have a nice giorno postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween everyone! :D postato più di un anno fa

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ postato più di un anno fa

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! postato più di un anno fa

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever postato più di un anno fa

I hate my life postato più di un anno fa

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD postato più di un anno fa

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. postato più di un anno fa

bored....... postato più di un anno fa

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? postato più di un anno fa

Y'all just Lost the game postato più di un anno fa

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their Musica taste if te know what i mean *headdesk* i made the domanda "are te popolare in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many Friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because te are an emo cause te are gay,black,moslem ...and cause te like punk/emo/heavy metal Musica fuck of them te are all beautiful <3 postato più di un anno fa

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. postato più di un anno fa

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every secondo granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' ratto race
But te can't let it get te down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed da frustration o hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go da brennan heart) postato più di un anno fa

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ postato più di un anno fa