Yesterday In math Class

Me: God this teacher's a bitch.
Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch!
Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a cagna too!
Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation,
let's ditch this place and go get some food!
Me:Caleb all te ever want is food!
Caleb:Wells im a athleat!
Me:I care?
Caleb:You should I know te still have feelings for me!
Me:Yeah right!
Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee te have postato più di un anno fa

I just found out I share a birthday with a Anime character, Patricia Martin From Lucky Star. 'Tis is awesome. postato più di un anno fa

Think about how long it takes te to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took te that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed. postato più di un anno fa

On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent. postato più di un anno fa

Hmm, my toothpaste kinda tastes like fruity pebbles. postato più di un anno fa

PRUSSIA I DON'T FUZZOODLIN HATE te xD postato più di un anno fa

Quien abla español? Yo ablo un poco ingles :( i talk little english postato più di un anno fa

Joan Jett rocks
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I've gots a new BF too ^^<3 postato più di un anno fa

An average giorno at school:

A million strangers: Hey, Anika!
Me: Who the fuck are you?
A million strangers: I'm _______
Me: I don't know you!
A million strangers: But I know you!
Me: ............

Is this a good thing o a bad thing? postato più di un anno fa

I like MEOWING!!!
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*dances to Party Rock* If te made this club te are awesome! If te made this club, just click on my username and write on my bacheca that te made this club and if te have another club,and I will fan you. postato più di un anno fa

I finally found - "Livin' on a prayer" da Bon Jovi yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

trust me, if te watch Death Note you'll Amore it! :D postato più di un anno fa

theyknowtheyknow
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today has been so very dear! i have a new preferito pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a pappagallo whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up! postato più di un anno fa

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
(not my list)

That pause after Dora asks te a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
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I just changed my icona yayz! XD postato più di un anno fa

Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do te Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No te Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And te Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So te Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But te Kept Yaping Away ._. postato più di un anno fa

today me and my friend were watching Fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was Fred dressed as a girl........ postato più di un anno fa

"Jack and Jill went up a collina to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do te wanna?'. Jill detto 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class postato più di un anno fa

Who else stayed home from school today? postato più di un anno fa

One giorno I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up successivo to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. postato più di un anno fa

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ postato più di un anno fa

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this anno postato più di un anno fa

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? postato più di un anno fa

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are più addicting than even the greatest Cioccolato temptation. postato più di un anno fa

Just got home from trick o treatin! Theses two guys dato out caramelle gave me and extra burro finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

Scarist Halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person risposte the door
Trick o treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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Anybody not going out 2trick to treat postato più di un anno fa

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. postato più di un anno fa

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} postato più di un anno fa

I just saw a ragno on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! postato più di un anno fa

happy Halloween everybody!! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick o treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. postato più di un anno fa

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
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hello guys
Happy Halloween everybody have a nice giorno postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween everyone! :D postato più di un anno fa

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ postato più di un anno fa

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! postato più di un anno fa

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever postato più di un anno fa

I hate my life postato più di un anno fa

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD postato più di un anno fa

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. postato più di un anno fa

bored....... postato più di un anno fa

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? postato più di un anno fa

Y'all just Lost the game postato più di un anno fa

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their Musica taste if te know what i mean *headdesk* i made the domanda "are te popolare in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many Friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because te are an emo cause te are gay,black,moslem ...and cause te like punk/emo/heavy metal Musica fuck of them te are all beautiful <3 postato più di un anno fa

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. postato più di un anno fa

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every secondo granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' ratto race
But te can't let it get te down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed da frustration o hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go da brennan heart) postato più di un anno fa

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ postato più di un anno fa

CURSE te PROCRASTINATION Dx postato più di un anno fa

Yeehaw postato più di un anno fa

So The Amanda mostra is on and they detto "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me o does that sound REALLY wrong? :o postato più di un anno fa

I think..I think I'm in love. ; v ;

Black Veil Brides = Epic win. Consider me a fan ~ ( = ヮ = )૭ postato più di un anno fa

tomorrow its L's B-Day yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay L Ryuzaki postato più di un anno fa

Hooray. Today is Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone~! postato più di un anno fa

( = ヮ = )૭ postato più di un anno fa

mmm homemade milkshake ^ ^ postato più di un anno fa

WTF. Just..WTF. ಠ_ಠ

I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it da trying to turn it on again few times with no success. postato più di un anno fa

I've realized something.
Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake.
...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. postato più di un anno fa

Soo..............is anyone gonna be a part of team swag? postato più di un anno fa

*Parents not at home* Expectation: Woohoo! PARTYYY. Reality: *stay in room, on the lights, lock the door.* postato più di un anno fa

If u unisciti da club viva la fashion u get 5 props!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

(Me Leggere le lemon)
"I dream about te every night."
"What do te dream about me?"
"I lick te up and down and fuck te until I forget how to fuck."

Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five secondi later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.

I'm one crazy bitch... postato più di un anno fa

That akward moment when your friend asks te what te did in the washroom. postato più di un anno fa

TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my Friends have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to unisciti a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome! postato più di un anno fa

They are having a party downstairs, and playing
Party Rock Anthem on loop. :DDDD

*Shoots self* postato più di un anno fa

Hurray! I'm saying hurray, because it is my birthday. postato più di un anno fa

What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human. postato più di un anno fa

I got bored so i dyed my hair purple 40 minuti ago......... postato più di un anno fa

addd me~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe lolz postato più di un anno fa

Have u ever noticed that the lower-case L and the capital I are the same thing?...............I'm bored postato più di un anno fa

Dammit, its Saturday night... WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

Oh wait, they all have lives. I forgot. postato più di un anno fa

diapers
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HOW TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT AFTER Leggere A SCARY CREEPYPASTA
1. Don't read the fucking pasta. postato più di un anno fa

Dedicated fan yes XD postato più di un anno fa

Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 ora movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and club are expanding? postato più di un anno fa

I'm gonna draw on your face ಠ_ಠ postato più di un anno fa

who went and saw Paranormal Activity 3?
i did it was awesome!!! postato più di un anno fa

L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN Amore L! :D postato più di un anno fa

A anatra walked up to a limonata stand,
and he detto to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?

The man detto no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell te glass?
The anatra detto “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*

'Till the very successivo day. *Bum bum bum*

...What the hell did I just type? postato più di un anno fa

is the troll always down in random .. cuz i realy start to like that postato più di un anno fa

if te haven't seen Death Note, something must be wrong with you. XD postato più di un anno fa

when is Haloween anyway? we dont celebrate it here and idk postato più di un anno fa

OMEGLE

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN! postato più di un anno fa

I'm gonna be megusta guy for halloween!!! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween, folks! I'm being Shananay. postato più di un anno fa

Yes I got the best answer on here for the first time. postato più di un anno fa

I just heard my mom Canto the "La la la la la's" from te Make Me Feel. I think I played that too many times in the car... postato più di un anno fa

It's snowing in Baltimore MD (aka just outside my window) in October. This is so weird postato più di un anno fa

I'm attempting to eat a hamburger al formaggio, cheeseburger and french fries from mcdonalds!.with chopsticks! Its fun! XD postato più di un anno fa

what the hell with this...
i saw a domanda that muslims are terorists......come on guys awake terrorism has no religion...
so just stop this insane postato più di un anno fa

I was driving to work the day. Naked. Wes I'm happynakedgayguy from mocospace. Oh my penis......XD funny moments postato più di un anno fa

I swear,my dog is Russia.I was teasing her with my Cibo and I heard her KOLKOLKOLing... postato più di un anno fa

Today I found a Skittle in a bag of M&M's. I believe it was spying on the enemy. -_- postato più di un anno fa