My mom bought a Smartphone. A God-Damned Smartphone. Did I mention that she bought a flippin' SMARTPHONE?

Jesus, is it 2012 already? I'm scared. ಠ_ಠ postato più di un anno fa

HI
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uhmmmmmmmmmm.....am I the only one whose fanpop got all huged andthese letters are about an inch big on the screen? do te know how to get rid of it? postato più di un anno fa

dear fellow poppers! what should i fix dear leotard for supper? pickles? they are dearly tasteful. postato più di un anno fa

Me : Hey, Jason! I bought a new watch! Look! :D
Jason: why?
Me: ... To eat it when I'm hungry, Ass-for-a-brain. -_-
Jason: Ooooh... postato più di un anno fa

i Lost the game! postato più di un anno fa

My school caught on fire.... postato più di un anno fa

unisciti MY TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

link postato più di un anno fa

i luv the world and i luv all of u postato più di un anno fa

SAY NO TO DRUGS.

SAY YES TO TACOS. postato più di un anno fa

im a dear little teapot short and dearly stout! here is my dear handle here is my dear spout! when i get dearly steamed up hear me dearly shout! tip me over and dearly pour me out!
this is my dear remix of my dear preferito dear song! it is so dearly truthful! postato più di un anno fa

I'm so going to puch him! (not really but te know) xD haha postato più di un anno fa

Holy shit, I went to Trainofdoom's account and almost screamed. Gesù Christ.... that is honestly one of the scariest things I've ever seen D: postato più di un anno fa

I had the most awesome dream last night. At my school there was a GIANT room with bouncy houses and arcade games lining the walls. In the middle was this huge blue machine. te looked in it through eye holes and it played crazy versions of the video (different for every set of eyeholes) for "Never Gonna Give te Up" da Rick Astley. The whole purpose of the room was rick-rolling. (It was even called the Rick Roll Room) I was just about to take a picture of it on my phone when I woke up. :p postato più di un anno fa

my teachers call dodgeball the d word :P postato più di un anno fa

1.) Omg I think I have an ear infection

2.) What world do we live in where bambini know how to work an Ipad?!

3.) Rocks have feeling too!!!! postato più di un anno fa

ho still downloading new hits from ituns.com ... come'on .. im downloading new hits free from .. mzhiphop.com .. da the way its not just for hiphop .. u can find pop r&b too .. so say buy to ituns and download free YUP FREE! postato più di un anno fa

fanpop .. Facebook .. both start with F .. so is Fuck it ho care any way postato più di un anno fa

that moment when u r listing to a song on utube and it starts playing on the radio and u try to get it to play at the exact same time postato più di un anno fa

this giorno was full of dum things .. like .. one of my Friends was going to buy a swimming shorts knowing its winter not summer xD postato più di un anno fa

IM BLIND!!! postato più di un anno fa

OMG Cheezburger has a new site called Auto Cowrecks! THEY ARE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!! This frustrates me. T_T postato più di un anno fa

It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring!!!! postato più di un anno fa

i was talking with my Friends about caramelle .........then i detto i like white choclate più than dark choclate (well i also like that but i like più white choclate)........yeah and then a girl (african-american) yelled at me "you fucking racist ,get out of here"bla bla bla she was almost crying so was i ,i mean i think that was crazy im not an racist i just like white choclate più -__-(sorry for my bad english) postato più di un anno fa

IT'S OFFICAL.

All U.S citizens are now screwed. postato più di un anno fa

Why is it that everytime I go to the mall and meet a hot and super nice guy, he's usually gay? Don't get me wrong, I Amore gay guys, but why do they have to be so gorgeous?! postato più di un anno fa

i just arrived from the dentist,to do a check to my teeth.
and as usual..the dentist detto that i have perfect teeth ;p

lol i'm not braging ..i 'm just glad that i don't need anything to my teeth..cause if i had to.,.i would freaked out!..i hate dentist postato più di un anno fa

I hate it when the autore kill off my fav character in the book!!! Not nice mr.author:( postato più di un anno fa

こんにちは親愛なる、お元気ですか？ postato più di un anno fa

i'm not shaking, i'm baking like bacon! postato più di un anno fa

I just got new Panasonic headphones...
Every sound that comes out of them... sounds like magic.
;_;

I am crying tears of complete and utter joy. postato più di un anno fa

something on the random wall...
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TWO THINGS unisciti THE FLYING COWS CLUB AND PLZ GIVE ME PROPS!!!! postato più di un anno fa

i am knock knock knocking on havens doors , seems no one wants to open the dear door for me ..... postato più di un anno fa

Would anyone ever want 2 out with me postato più di un anno fa

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his cena before it was cool. postato più di un anno fa

So I heard it's Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia giorno o something.

...I'm having pasta. Right now. >w> postato più di un anno fa

My random school convo

Me:you physoctic zombie cupcake

Lexi:you physicotic zombie poptart

Anabelle:calm dow ok! Just calm down were all just talking trash cans in elmos world!! I Amore my friends!! XD.
a class conversation
*teacher sitting on a kids scrivania, reception in front of meh* (the kid was at another class)

Teacher:ok so our first vocabulary word is squinting to remeber just put down tariq (he needs glassess so everyone messes around with fi finish In comen postato più di un anno fa

Guess what the centipede's Dutch name is? A thousand-leg xD And it hasn't eve got 1,000 legs!!! LOL! postato più di un anno fa

I just realized I have 328 MLP:FIM ponies FROM the mostra in my gallery... O_O postato più di un anno fa

I hate its a Monday I have no school but........ I am sickso this means no going to the park today :(
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Zoning out In math class right now.... Why won't my real lfe quirrel shut up! postato più di un anno fa

I have 888 props. :D postato più di un anno fa

I watched Ouran highschool host club the other day, now some people I know are randomly obsesed with it XD postato più di un anno fa

Silver bells.... for some reason that makes me think of couples from different movies... WHATS WRONG WITH ME????????? postato più di un anno fa

I think people who are banned, we should just say they are in "fanpop jail". postato più di un anno fa

OMEGLE

You: Spoby!
Stranger: NO NOT ANOTHER ONE *disconnects* postato più di un anno fa

Yay its 10 11! postato più di un anno fa

How the hell does an Omegle conversation about PLL ship wars turn into a conversation about how gay people don't like straight people telling them that being gay is OK?

I'm so confused... postato più di un anno fa

i am dearly doing my dear laundry! dear rule #9 always wash your dear socks! postato più di un anno fa

I don't know if I have homework for tomorrow -.- oh crap!! ........................ postato più di un anno fa

Once I ran into a club.
They detto "Sir, you're not old enough".
So I bought the club.
And I made it a Chuck-E-Cheese.

Now who's old enough, BITCH?

-Justin Bieber postato più di un anno fa

So yesterday my mom was joking around with me at a Halloween store about people who have passed away recently. Soon, Gaddafi was brought into the conversation. In a series of events, I now find myself being a dead Gaddafi for Halloween.

._. I'm not sure whether this makes me a terrible o awesome person. I'm leaning towards terrible... postato più di un anno fa

ragno Pig, ragno Pig, does whatever a ragno Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't, he's a pig. Look ooutt!!!!!! He's ragno Pig. postato più di un anno fa

omg I Amore to try to make Amore to Lawliet Ryuzaki postato più di un anno fa

I sense there's something in the wind that feels like tragedys at hand and though id like to stand da him I can't shake this feeling that I have..............My fave song in the movie! =D postato più di un anno fa

HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT ALL RELATED TO HITLER ????DDDDDDX postato più di un anno fa

Lalalalalalalalalalallalalalala beat up the santy clause throw hin in a bag throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad! =0 postato più di un anno fa

.............................................................................who is santa clause????? postato più di un anno fa

I hate Natale XD STUPID Stana Clause XD postato più di un anno fa

Who keeps posting pictures of emo people and titling them "AWESOME PEOPLE?" postato più di un anno fa

I'm watchin nightmare before christmas! Amore dat movie postato più di un anno fa

How does this random bacheca thing even work we all are just putting thing down because I WILL RULE te ALL. postato più di un anno fa

At 11:56p on December 20, 2012, I'm Going To Blast "4 minuti to Save the World" da Madonna. postato più di un anno fa

Me: Doctor! I think I might be addicted to internet memes!
Doctor: How do te know?!
Me: I liek trains.
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Kim Possible should consider wearing a bra. postato più di un anno fa

God Bless te lyricsWe’re all told that when we dieWe leave to a better placeAnd all I know is what te leftA Amore I can’t eraseAll the same in Amore and warBurn my name and ashes scorn te left me with these broken liesAnd I let youGot no più time for your goodbyesSo God BlessYouGod bless youShed those faded memories
This is your curtain call
I’ve had enough of sympathy
It’s time to watch te fall....

black veil brides god bless te postato più di un anno fa

dear leotard is playing with his dear knives. i Amore being a dear father! it is so dear to me! i am eating a dear pickled egg! postato più di un anno fa

This cake right here...
Is legit.
C: postato più di un anno fa

There's something on your face!

*punch*

IT WAS PAIN! postato più di un anno fa

A few days ago, I ate a bagel. Like a boss.

>_> That is all. postato più di un anno fa

ciao te guys how do te handle lonliness in school? postato più di un anno fa

Squirrles and Coffee. DAER GOD HELP US! postato più di un anno fa

Aww beentlyv got banned we'll all miss her so much lol. postato più di un anno fa

My brother was pouring pasta onto a plate when some fell. He picked it up, and after throwing it away wiped the sauce on my camicia and hair. I turned to him and detto "What the hell?! Are te stupid?!" His response was "Yaaaaaaaay." This is why we can't have nice things brother ಠ_ಠ postato più di un anno fa

I wonder what our parents would do if they found out what Omegle is. "I'm just chatting with random strangers, NBD." "WHAT?!" postato più di un anno fa

There are three guys in a park.
One of them says I have the longest arms in the world
Another one says I have the longest legs in the world
The other says I have the best Canto voice in the world
So they all go to the guinness book of world records.
The first guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest arms in the world
The secondo guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest legs in the world
The third guy comes out and says who the hell is andy sixx!
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Sexiest. NOT sexyst! :3

Leern too speel!
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Racing faster,Escape disaster,Partners in crime will leave their markWe make our own way,No thoughts of yesterday,Black hearts of chrome and battle scars (chrome and battle scars)Oh.The legacy,Born from a dream,On leather wings,Rose from the streets,With the hands on destiny,We came from nothing,But promise one thing,We'll change the world with these guitars,So listen closely,And don't stop working,No one can tell te who te are (tell te who te are)
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If te do something that pisses me off, I'll act forgiving and nice. But the truth is, I'm thinking vicious thoughts in my head and planning my revenge. postato più di un anno fa

me and leotard are now on the dear reality mostra teenage dad! it is very dear! postato più di un anno fa

ok so i thought it was just a one time thing,but it wasnt.I HAVE THE SUPER MEGA LES HOT FOR SELENA GOMEZ!! postato più di un anno fa

This is a very dear club

link postato più di un anno fa

the monster under my letto says hi. postato più di un anno fa

This is a shout out, to a very dear user:

...LEGIT CAKE, YO!

That is all. postato più di un anno fa

-sees a Zombie- RUN 4 YOUR LIFE!!!
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ssshhhh! my dear son leotard is sleeping! postato più di un anno fa

Computers don't work after they break. postato più di un anno fa

Who knows what toxoplasmosis is?!?!?! postato più di un anno fa

I will sometimes say never

(I detto it 6 times so far)

I will eat arachide, arachidi butter

(just cuz it rhymes)

Whenever my dog makes poop

te know what I'll make te do

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up up up up
Unless te say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

Repetition is catchy

da Ryan Higa.
See the whole song at:
link (PLEASE READ THE descrizione postato più di un anno fa

everyone on the world will die in 200 years postato più di un anno fa

I opened my closet. Well thats something im not doing again... postato più di un anno fa

studying
tudying
udying
dying postato più di un anno fa

some giorno we r all going to die ..... postato più di un anno fa

if Death Notes did exist, there probably been less nuaghty people XD postato più di un anno fa

I just noticed that the word "Short" is longer than the word "Long." postato più di un anno fa

I wonder how it would be if Death Notes did exist.............................KIRA would be real O.o postato più di un anno fa

Listen to me. te can't go and just kill because te Lost your cucciolo and the copy of that game.

Read every fourth word. postato più di un anno fa

OH MY GHOST!!!!!

The Hills Have Eyes is on channel 27!!!!

That movie creeps the fuck out of me 0_0 postato più di un anno fa

omg L's B-day is in October 31st, postato più di un anno fa