'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ

I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way più awesome and WAY più effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!

Why Karate! postato più di un anno fa

Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! postato più di un anno fa

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Spongebob XD

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Decided to lay my hand on a boiling hot engine. Didn't turn out to be the best idea I've ever had. xD postato più di un anno fa

R.I.P Steve jobs! postato più di un anno fa

Depressed.. not that anone cares... postato più di un anno fa

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & recitazione like the most gigantic idiot on earth! postato più di un anno fa

14DAYSOMGOMGOMGWHO'SEXCITED?!

Wait, wrong spot, sorry. postato più di un anno fa

"I'm not gay,I'm just British." postato più di un anno fa

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. postato più di un anno fa

Me:Where does spongebob live
Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon
Me:Me
Cbot:But who IS he
Me:an american astronaut he got Lost they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there
Cbot:Yes
Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie
Cbot:Why is it a lie
Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there
Cbot:What is the truth
Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont te care about me
Cbot:I do care bout my health
Me:your so mean
Cbot:are te the devil
Me:r u
Cbot:no
Me:so where does spongebob live postato più di un anno fa

R.I.P. STEVE JOBS!
(They couldn't take away my other Science teacher, they took him.) :'( postato più di un anno fa

when u make a mistake on random spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

ugh i hate my life!!!
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I Amore you. postato più di un anno fa

ok i have discoverd somthing awesome named clever bot
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ciao do te guys have an ipod o any mela, apple merchandise?

Steve Jobs is dead.

Think about that.
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Is it weird that my uncle has a rotton banana in his freezer... for over 2 years? postato più di un anno fa

Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
postato più di un anno fa

dkfjbnvio[werhntnl'dkhtr8-17 =]ty1
56+3 jtoir eq53 postato più di un anno fa

YES! :D

I got a dedicated medal on here! :D ITS MY FIRST MEDAL EVER!!! :D
Im so happy! postato più di un anno fa

"EEFA EHNYWAN DUZNUT LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRAAIST, LET HIM BE A CUSED OOHHH LOOD CUM EHHHMIN." ~ Father Alexander Anderson

Yeah.

We should all listen to Father Anderson's words of wisdom. *nodnod* postato più di un anno fa

i Lost the game postato più di un anno fa

Gosh,i look horrible never gonna record a video from my webcam ever again! postato più di un anno fa

5 , 7 Hi , NomyCake ! postato più di un anno fa

i cant believe that my cousin takes my laptop to the bathroom just to chat with his gf while taking a bath.

if my laptop broken

HE WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE postato più di un anno fa

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Not at all boy! ....DEUUEAUGH" postato più di un anno fa

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL! I was so scared. postato più di un anno fa

Has anyone ever heard of Matt Nathanson? postato più di un anno fa

Whatever te do, DO NOT LOOK BEHIND te RIGHT NOW. postato più di un anno fa

it's national taco day!!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

FINALLY!! I'm the independent 17! This is the anno I get a credit card xD postato più di un anno fa

The world.
It revolves, no? postato più di un anno fa

GOT MY DEDICATED MEDAL ON THE AVRIL LAVIGNE CLUB!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

A tartaruga attempted to crawl up my pants today at school.

This has brought the kids in my school to nickname me,
"Ze tartaruga Charmer".
I'm pondering whether this is a good o a bad thing...
._. postato più di un anno fa

I detto this randomly in my room:
"Yaoi te nani?"
My dog gave me a WTF look... postato più di un anno fa

When I was little, I thought the moon was following me when I was in the car. postato più di un anno fa

I heard meebo was gonna shut down the chat for this site tomorrow! please tell me this is just a mistake o a joke! postato più di un anno fa

I got my account back and am trying to fix everything.

I'm sorry everyone, I'm so fucking embarrassed. postato più di un anno fa

Hahahah I HAKED THIS BITCHES ACCOUNT! isn't is sooooo funny? Look at mi profile! I HATE ANNA!! postato più di un anno fa

I just realized I have a medal for this spot O_O postato più di un anno fa

MY POTATO JUST EXPLODED!!! postato più di un anno fa

Twenty seven. postato più di un anno fa

It died and came back to life! <3 postato più di un anno fa

HOLY SHIT fanpop DIED!

/not the end of the world/ postato più di un anno fa

my dear sister is not pregnant after all. te lovely people were right. i thank te very dearly. postato più di un anno fa

OMG! Today was so a interesting day!xDD
It was super awesome and funny!xDDD
LOLz!xDD
I am so high now! 8D postato più di un anno fa

mmm this is really good cereal...my lips are tingling...litterally postato più di un anno fa

Whoa, I have a medal in this spot and I didn't even know. When did this happen? I thought they would notify me o something.... postato più di un anno fa

Okay so today i tried riding a bike for the first time in like 4 years....

I fell off hurt my leg and ankle 3x

I'm such an idiot. x3 postato più di un anno fa

So I go into the freezer to see if we have any ice cream, and to my delight, we had coffee ice cream, my favorite. I took a spoonful and ate it, and it was horrible. I read the label, and it detto "Medicated Ice Cream". I ate marijuana ice cream ._. postato più di un anno fa

-charges into the random spot, eyes wide an wild, breathing quickly and irregularly, and is bleeding everywhere, like I just got into a gruesome fight.-
...This is important...
... Guys ...
... It's official ...
... 7 ...
... Is...
... Worse...
... Than...
......5.........
.... Thought te ought to know....
-suddenly falls over, undoubtably dead- postato più di un anno fa

People tend to not respond to bacheca posts... postato più di un anno fa

I got IST tuesday...D: postato più di un anno fa

^_^ weird a fucking elmo Muppet just knocked at my apartment door.... He was like "I'm here to wish Bradon a Happy Birthday!" And I'm like
-_- "Elmo sposta ur culo out of my moms apartment! WRONG HOUSE!" Elmo is like D: postato più di un anno fa

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I FEEL AS EVERYONE HATES ME RIGHT NOW...:(
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My mom made me miss Brant Daugherty's Ustream because we had to see some movie. T_T postato più di un anno fa

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I feel like well.... i have no clue oh berretto, tappo WTH IS WRONG WITH ME OMFG -STARTS SCREAMING- oh wait no never mind postato più di un anno fa

I have notice and commento if te have the last three ppost are da the same person Ryuzakiluver18 is the person postato più di un anno fa

hi :D
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*insert something incredibly funny here* postato più di un anno fa

I feel like "Fireflies da Owl City". postato più di un anno fa

shitbrix.com.....look at the foto and begin to shit >:3 postato più di un anno fa

Stop calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either. postato più di un anno fa

link

Watch it. Now. postato più di un anno fa

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's Friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If te just make-believe him! postato più di un anno fa

It's my birthday! postato più di un anno fa

i should be doing my homework. (Biology) postato più di un anno fa

Won't te come out? We can paint the town red. Kill a little time, te can sleep when you're dead. postato più di un anno fa

i feel kind of down today. what do te do when youre down? postato più di un anno fa

OMG! only 18 più days till my birthday! postato più di un anno fa

MBLAQ is awsome...<3
and joon is so hot and mir rocks.....i just Amore them all and their songs.....
must watch^___^ postato più di un anno fa

after a month, I decided to resign from my college

the worst part is, haven't I told my mother postato più di un anno fa

link

EPIC. postato più di un anno fa

Good god, there's really no rage like Flutterrage.... postato più di un anno fa

WHAT THE FUCK ARE te DOING WITH THAT CAT AND THAT VIBRATOR?!?! postato più di un anno fa

i Amore this place thank te everyone for being so welcoming and i hope everyone has a good giorno and life i will stay and get più associated and known and i think i will be 1 of the nice people online postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes you're the one who wants to watch a man burn. Sometimes you're the unfortunate one burning. But on an occasion that's less rare than it seems... you're both. postato più di un anno fa

ciao have te heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool but there might be something wrong with him.
Don't know if he is cursed o if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is I LIKE TRAINS. postato più di un anno fa

That moment where te go into a room and te have no fuckin' idea what te wanted to do. Then, when te leave, te remember it. postato più di un anno fa

omg i Amore pauly d from jersey puntellare, riva he is so sexy postato più di un anno fa

I was just playing Don't Let the Balloon Touch the Ground and I started cracking up for no reason at all. I've had too much caffeine... postato più di un anno fa

this is the most awesomest page ever
postato più di un anno fa

Ok i just got my hair cut at wal-marts salon and this guy did a awesome job if u need a hair cut go to wal-marts Smart Salon they are really good!! postato più di un anno fa

My brother is standing on out divano dancing to Disney channel. I am both very pleased and displeased.
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Every body!
Rock your body!
Everybody!
Rock your body right!
BACK STREET'S BACK ALRIGHT! postato più di un anno fa

rubber duckies eat rubber choclate..... postato più di un anno fa

I just found out that that ultra-popular teen mostra called Glee piloted only two freaking years ago. postato più di un anno fa

September is over.

Maybe someone should wake up the guy from Greenday now... postato più di un anno fa

I shot my lover in the head
Didn't kill him but he's almost dead
Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor
Got my neighbors knocking at my door postato più di un anno fa

this randomly happen just now

ME-lalalalalala i like patatoas

SIS-what r u talking to ur self AGAIN

ME--STARTS Canto AMY WHINEHOUSE TEARS DRY ON THERE OWN-

SIS- OH wow u mite need to be checked
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I Amore Football season~! Go Dawgs~! postato più di un anno fa

I have completely forgotten what I was doing on the internet before I discovered Fanpop, Tumblr, and Gmail. postato più di un anno fa

i think i just sprang my foot it hurts
postato più di un anno fa

ugh, i feel like crap. postato più di un anno fa

i am the most random person wanna no why?

because i detto so
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Who has twelve toes and like to party? postato più di un anno fa