I shot my lover in the head
Didn't kill him but he's almost dead
Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor
Got my neighbors knocking at my door postato più di un anno fa

this randomly happen just now

ME-lalalalalala i like patatoas

SIS-what r u talking to ur self AGAIN

ME--STARTS Canto AMY WHINEHOUSE TEARS DRY ON THERE OWN-

SIS- OH wow u mite need to be checked
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I Amore Football season~! Go Dawgs~! postato più di un anno fa

I have completely forgotten what I was doing on the internet before I discovered Fanpop, Tumblr, and Gmail. postato più di un anno fa

i think i just sprang my foot it hurts
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ugh, i feel like crap. postato più di un anno fa

i am the most random person wanna no why?

because i detto so
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Who has twelve toes and like to party? postato più di un anno fa

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Dedicated medal. :3 postato più di un anno fa

October already? October 3rd means my bday was in a mese (Im the oldest in my class) :) school started on September 7th postato più di un anno fa

Can te lick your elbow?I cant!:( postato più di un anno fa

hmm..
i missing trolls...no. one troll of not only random but whole fanpop......
:P postato più di un anno fa

Typing in italics makes it look like you're saying something important postato più di un anno fa

preferito FG Excerpt:

Joe: te better watch out. I'm a cop.

Prank Caller(Peter): What are te gonna do? Call your cop Friends on your 'can't walkie-talkie'? postato più di un anno fa

I just watched Amityville Horror.. Wasn't that sc-

HOLY FUCK THERE'S A FLY ON MY WALL. postato più di un anno fa

Oh yah! Our team just won homecoming!!! Which is a big deal since we haven't won in the last five years!!! postato più di un anno fa

Hi every one did te know their shutting down meeb chat room thing, I'm thinking that sucks what do u think? postato più di un anno fa

have te Lost ur way living in the shadow of the messes that u made take a step before u leep into the colori u see anytime anybody pulls u down anybody says ur not allowed remeber ur not alone in tthe aftermathaftermath get back what u give away so dont look back on yesterday no più screaming no più hiding dont be afraid of whats in sidebefore u break u have to shead ur arormer take a chance a fall into the gitter all ur feelings Amore loove nomore screaming nomore hiding dont be afraid postato più di un anno fa

ciao your page is lost...

better go find it!

lol :)) postato più di un anno fa

(yawns) i'm tired postato più di un anno fa

UVE BEEN HIT BY....

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY...

SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!! postato più di un anno fa

ur mom
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what has 3 feet and no toes? postato più di un anno fa

Getting to wear stilettos to school? Meh. Grandma coming? ....... 100 bucks? Great. Sushi? Okay, I guess. Shopping? Yay. Ice cream cake? Oh yeah. Nikita and Supernatural that night? BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY EVER! postato più di un anno fa

My dad detto that he made an invisible folder on his desktop but I misheard him and said, "Invisible hobo?! WHERE!?" postato più di un anno fa

"Do I ever swear? HELL YEAH!" ~My English teacher. postato più di un anno fa

OK i am listin to Musica and my sis comes in scares the crap outta me just da pushing me outta the chair O.O i hate my life
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*taking deep breath* wooow!
In one ora i changed my profilo million times!:P

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. stella, star Struck!
Q. What’s Patrick’s preferito movie?
A. A stella, star is Born!
Q. What’s Patrick’s preferito movie?
A. Clueless!

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) :P postato più di un anno fa

Hey, how was school today? postato più di un anno fa

DAD SAYS: Okay, te need to do your homework. That's why we bought te this laptop. If I see te on Tumblr o Twitter o whatever te go on before you're homework and chores are done, I'm taking it away from you. Okay?
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY HEAD: Shit, he found out I have a Twitter. postato più di un anno fa

*opens fridge* No più cheese?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's ok. Good thing we have backup cheese *opens fridge in the basement* Where's the BACK UP CHEEEESSEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...Well, at least we have backup cheese for the back up cheese?='(
*opens "Emergency cheese cooler"*.....*sobbing*....No....no....NO!....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

1.) I got yelled at for writting on a test I wasnt surpose to write on (I got detention for that)
2.) Kept talking and gave the teacher an attitude (I got detention for that)
3.) Kept pushing and kicking this dude who was bumping me into the bacheca (I ALMOST got detention for that but instead she just yelled at me in front of my crush.)
IM SO BADASS XD postato più di un anno fa

ahhhhchooooooooooo
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I hate it when I click on a Youtube video and it's loud intro scares the hell out of me >:( postato più di un anno fa

no wait dont just follow this link
link postato più di un anno fa

randomm- if te are available to go on utube type in "alone in a place" postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when someone gives te props for a contest te forgot te entered. postato più di un anno fa

" Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I can’t stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!

Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids. " postato più di un anno fa

today was ok for me i guess postato più di un anno fa

I haven't had cena yet. postato più di un anno fa

My dad wouldn't make me any breakfast,so now I'm sitting here eating biscotti, cookie and latte for breakfast. postato più di un anno fa

HAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAYYY TOOOOO MEEEEEE postato più di un anno fa

My mums boyfriend: "Spread the nuts....is it going in?"

He's building a bike XD postato più di un anno fa

Period's late.

Still a virgin.

I'M HAVING THE successivo JESUS. postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to get a cat. I'm going to name that cat everycat. Then I shall hug it. I can hug every cat :D postato più di un anno fa

A case of irony: te open Internet Explorer (or whatever browser te use). It locks up. te open the task manager. When trying to forcibly close your browser, the task manager locks up. Then te need to use a task manager to close that task manager. This happened to me before my computer crashed. postato più di un anno fa

my dad says heyyy there is this amazing sea trip to turkey u guys wanna go , we were like yeah dad sure thats really cool , and he was like nah u well get sea sick

WTF!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Today was a random giorno here is why

me-PURPLE NURPLE!!!!

sis-ok??

me-lala lala elmos world =)

sis-WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU????

me-whutzzzzz

sis-u mit need to be checked

me-THE MOST EPIC PERSON IS HERE!!!!

and then this happened

me-OMFG

bff-whut whut

me-IDK

=) i have no idea why these things happen to me WHY?????
O.O

postato più di un anno fa

Q:Who has a pet named Gary
A:SPONGEBOB!!
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Do te know how hard it is to draw a triangle?! >_< postato più di un anno fa

i want goldfish but i cant have them postato più di un anno fa

Has anybody seen the Youtube video... "webcam 101 for seniors?" If not go to www.youtube.com RIGHT NOW! IT'S SO FUNNY!
(: postato più di un anno fa

My best friend Katie wrote the number 8 on a sticky note and stuck it on my forehead and I kept it on all day.
My Spanish teacher is now going to call me "The Number 8."
I did a happy dance in the middle of class, saying things like "8, 8, I am 8! The symbol of perfection! I am 8, the perfect number!" Everyone stared at me.

Best giorno of my life. Period. postato più di un anno fa

Moon Cosmic Power,Make Up! postato più di un anno fa

(>^_^)> postato più di un anno fa

good morninn ppl hahaha anotha beatiful morninn postato più di un anno fa

Stupid computer Updates! postato più di un anno fa

When te pause during a TV mostra and they have hilarious faces. postato più di un anno fa

10 props to the person how becomes a fan of the club on fanpop "celebrity craze!!!" guaranteed postato più di un anno fa

so its all random huh!? then in that case..chevelet camerio postato più di un anno fa

So te know those "WHEN te SEE IT, You'll Shit Bricks" things? Word of advice: If it has something circled, and there's nothing in the circle, quickly change it before te scare the absolute shit out of yourself. I fell for it twice and WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. postato più di un anno fa

SPONGE BOB MAKES te LESS INTELIGENT I HAVE PROOF;

What's 2+2? 7? WHAT'S 7? WHY THE FUCK AM I WRIGHTING THIS? ~passes out~ postato più di un anno fa

Angru Birds postato più di un anno fa

PASTAAAA!!!

That is all. postato più di un anno fa

the movie Real Steel is coming to theaters on my b-day!! postato più di un anno fa

I HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRACTIONS FOR MATH! AND SING IT! WTF?!?!?!?!?! postato più di un anno fa

how long does it take to reply to a text??? postato più di un anno fa

My Friends spanish teacher is named Richard (the teachers call him Dick) Cockburn.

Dick Cockburn O_O I'm not joking postato più di un anno fa

OK I KNOW THIS IS random (that's kinda the point though, isn't it....)

but i have officially been 16 for 16 days.... postato più di un anno fa

I have been on here for 100 days in a row e.e
I have no life! x3 postato più di un anno fa

I Lost MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!!! If you're a writer, te know how this feels. postato più di un anno fa

The girl te just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl te just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy te just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy te just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

National Suicide Prevention Week
I am against bullying. - Repost & Save a life :)

Pass it on postato più di un anno fa

It's funny how many people in the last few months have gotten banned, especially if it's been troll type users o the ones who pick on others.
I can recall several that haven't returned after there first account being suspended. postato più di un anno fa

random word: frog ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........ya!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I think I got nauseous from eating the pocky. postato più di un anno fa

I just got a new pet it's a hermet granchio he is so cute postato più di un anno fa

Pingas. That is all. lol postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when te can't see a real live dinosaur, but people in the distant future can. postato più di un anno fa

HOLY CONFUZZLED arancia, arancio TWISTED COUNTRY FRIED bacon, pancetta affumicata FLAVORED arcobaleno BOXES!

I found a penny! postato più di un anno fa

To the people that want to get other people reported...
It DOES NOT MATTER how many times a person is reported. The only thing that matters is what the person did, and how severe it was. Jeez people. Third time I've had to explain this today. postato più di un anno fa

Me: I'm gonna watch Nabari no Ou
Computer: But baby, te haven't checked your tumblr in 3 hours postato più di un anno fa

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry for making everything a sexual innuendo. postato più di un anno fa

*sometimes Amore comes around and it knocks te down just get back up when it knocks te down* sings to bad i dont have anyone's Amore to knock me down :( postato più di un anno fa

Happy, happy, happy...

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪ postato più di un anno fa

We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different and yet the same- Anne Frank postato più di un anno fa

i Lost the game
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Happy derpday to meee...... postato più di un anno fa

OH MY GOD TODAY SUCKS!
I couldn't make any of the stupid lines straight on my stupid art project, so I kept having to go back and erase and erase and erase and I erased so much that the STUPID FREAKING PAPER RIPPED so I started freaking out and I can't ask my art teacher to give me any più because it's expensive anyway so she couldn't give me any più and I couldn't find the stupid paper ANYWHERE in this town so now I have to go ALL THE WAY TO AVON and I am about to explode! postato più di un anno fa

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a ragno can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman. postato più di un anno fa

Haterz gonna hate >:3 postato più di un anno fa

The Lonely Island is now officially my new preferito band. :D postato più di un anno fa

SO random postato più di un anno fa

Reality hits te hard, bro. postato più di un anno fa

someone says: i hate when i say something and the one with me say me too
the guy successivo too him: yeah me too postato più di un anno fa

boy: i Amore u <3
girl:prove it;scream it to the world
boy:*whisper in her ear* i Amore u
girl: y did u whisper it to me?
boy:cuz u are my world <3

that is soo cute and sweet :) postato più di un anno fa

superiore, in alto 4 LIES

I'm fine
I don't like anyone
That was my last piece of gum
I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions postato più di un anno fa

Are te a human?

...No, I am a meat-popsicle. postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

mais CHIPS

~5 whole secondi later~

R.I.P postato più di un anno fa