noodles.... why do i have to make fried noodles in the middle of the night for my cousin????????
your not my mom... postato più di un anno fa

Sex, sex, sex. postato più di un anno fa

Oh my God. Somebody please kill spiders!!! There is a huge one in MY ROOM! postato più di un anno fa

Sorry about the herp derp domanda that detto it was added da me my account was actually hacked da my annoying older brother! I didn't mean for any spam to be added, my brother is such a jerk! postato più di un anno fa

where the fuck is my POP OUT thing?,have u seen it :P
seriously it is gone,there's not the pop out thing on my desktop anymore postato più di un anno fa

♥_♥___♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ te love
____♥_♥____ the random
_____♥_____ spot!! postato più di un anno fa

Adolf Hitler only had one testicle......

O_o postato più di un anno fa

Someone on twitter detto "RT if te have a face" i don't RT it O__O postato più di un anno fa

when u don't know what to do,what do u do? postato più di un anno fa

Do te like M&Ms? I like M&Ms like I like my tea. With latte and one sugar, por favor. postato più di un anno fa

What's ur preferito color? Mine is purple! postato più di un anno fa

"hey look, a forest!"
"...forest? I don't see a forest."
"Dude, it's right in front of you. te can't see it?"
"Well it's kind if hard to see anything with all these damn trees in the way!" postato più di un anno fa

i più like the 80's Musica then this year.................... postato più di un anno fa

link here is the link to my club I detto about in the domande incase te didn't see my description, basically it's to stop dodgy people and cyber bullies on fanpop, te don't have to unisciti it's just because I want fanpop to be safe! :) postato più di un anno fa

I'm on the ground dying.

I blame Zoidberg. postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when I slap myself, call myself a "whore" and demand I make me a sandwich. That even awkwarder moment when I cry at night because I beat me, but I can't leave because I Amore me. :/ ....... postato più di un anno fa

wow!there is not any troll in random club from last couple of weeks.....finally relief:) postato più di un anno fa

My preferito Fanclubs

█ 10% Michael Jackson
██ 20% Big Bang
███ 30%Super Junior
████ 40% Jung Yong Hwa
█████ 50% A.N.JELL
██████ 60% Kpop
███████ 70% Kim Hyun Joong
████████ 80% Lee Hong Ki
█████████ 90% Jang Geun Suk
██████████ 100% Random
***********Love It**************
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Trolls get eaten. postato più di un anno fa

The other giorno my class was doing a lab in chemistry that involved guessing what is in a box (my teacher has been doing this lab for 12 years) using our senses and we couldn't figure out this one box. It seemed like a toy. Turns out it was a floppy disk. lol postato più di un anno fa

I got my medal!! YAEHA postato più di un anno fa

rose are RED! Violets are...RED!

XD XD XD postato più di un anno fa

There's too much violence, there's too much sex,

But there's not enough violent sex. postato più di un anno fa

DR. OCTOGANAPUS! postato più di un anno fa

I JUST now figured out what "When life hands te lemons, make lemonade" means. :s I feel like an idiot.... postato più di un anno fa

Muddy Buddies are SO good for a snack, the powdered sugar and the taste.:D
If anyone hasn't heard if these read about it on Google.
You'll want a craving for them;) postato più di un anno fa

Its arachide, arachidi burro gelatina time! arachide, arachidi burro gelatina time!

Do te like arachide, arachidi burro gelatina time?

If te dont then te are an alien O.O postato più di un anno fa

I'm a freakin' taco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

My sister took a drink of water and said, "Ugh, this tastes black." and walked away.

Fyi, she's only ten, so she apparently had no idea what she was saying, but still....what the fuck??? postato più di un anno fa

Today I sent a text out saying "hey, I Lost my phone would te call it?" 12 people called me..............

man i need smarter friends. postato più di un anno fa

My right ear hurts like hell what the fuck! >:U

...Maybe placing 3 piercings in it wasn't such a good idea... postato più di un anno fa

The più u learn, the più u know, the più u know, the più u forget, the più u forget, the less u know So...why learn? postato più di un anno fa

So I got an early birthday card from my half brother today. I was just about to open it when it detto "Don't open until *birthday data here*".

So now it's just an envelope in my room, laughing at me. ._. postato più di un anno fa

six silly sisters selling shiny shoes postato più di un anno fa

"I didn't do it!"

"Then why are te laughing"

"Because who ever did it is a freaking genius!" postato più di un anno fa

So an mela, apple a giorno didn't keep the doctor away from Steve Jobs, I think that proves that pears are superior. postato più di un anno fa

This new recycled SunChips bag makes too much noise!!!

Die Potato.... postato più di un anno fa

thanks for the die hard fan metal guys! postato più di un anno fa

Wish me luck everyone there's a hurricane commingle to were I live :c postato più di un anno fa

boooooooooooooring postato più di un anno fa

I'm sick so now I sound like Miley Cyrus Dx postato più di un anno fa

damn my brother is in the middle of the hurricane..im praying he will be alright postato più di un anno fa

Damn...my iPod just died. -___- postato più di un anno fa

You're harshing my mellow. postato più di un anno fa

I have danced so much, that I think I might s*** my pants, but on the plus side I'll be più energetic and limber, but unfortunately I'll be sore and miserable for days. and when I return to school and everyone asks how I got this great agility and movement, I will say, " I DANCED MY A** OFF.", right before I pass out. Because dancing to the beat to four fast-paced Japanese songs, with your own moves would even wear out a cheerleader. Oh, and also, I got my first Art Comission, YAY! postato più di un anno fa

A college teacher reminds her class of their final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for te not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack o a personal injury, illness, o a death in your family, but that's it. No other excuses!"

A guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would te say if tomorrow I was suffering from utter sexual exhaustion?"

The teacher smiles at the student and says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write with your other hand." postato più di un anno fa

Anyone else wish the world would end?
postato più di un anno fa

I luv it when b*tches waste their breathe talking about me xD postato più di un anno fa

To all those people who have grammer problems.

Save a life, use commas.

Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma. postato più di un anno fa

worked out for an ora && 30 mins today in the school gym. i am in pain but i got to go home && work out some more. ugh. skinny people stay skinny. postato più di un anno fa

random !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

i had a horribibble nightmare last night! O.O postato più di un anno fa

why has the Vanessa Paradis club only got 80 fans!?!?
<3 postato più di un anno fa

Hey, everybody i'm at school is the teacher see's me on here is over with...but hows ya'lls giorno doing..?:P postato più di un anno fa

My Adobe Flash Plugin is crashing repeatedly, that sucks, on the plus side, the ads don't work anymore, so I won't have to endure the sight of screen-raping for the rest of the day. postato più di un anno fa

Though I don't understand it, I've just received my die-hard medal for this club! random rocks :) postato più di un anno fa

I can tie my ankles together and do back flips down an up escalator! Wanna see! (Camera nods) Well then, we will have to go someplace with a up escalator, won't we? Yes, when Hollywood starts calling, E-Scope will have a lot a things on the special skills portion of her resume! (goes down the the floor of the car) I just made myself invisible! Can we stop for banana milkshakes and cheese? Oh, oh, oh, oh! Let's go some place with an up escalator! Do te know what I mean!? Woo! postato più di un anno fa

Who ants to add me?__animelover__sezru__ postato più di un anno fa

i wish i was geco, gecko so i can like my own eye hehehehehehe postato più di un anno fa

HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
AHAHAHA!!! I detto HYPER eight times!!
... FUCK THAT MAKES NINE! AUSISHHSKPPHDFT!!
-dies- postato più di un anno fa

Nitrous oxide. That shit does stuff to te man. o-o postato più di un anno fa

My opinion of the perfect guy: A guy that's sensitive and sheds a tear when he wants to. Someone who will always find time for me and treats me right. Someone who makes me feel good about myself and someone who can be nasty and sexual at times WHICH I REALLY NEED (cuz im a dirty girl lol) And someone who loves me for me... postato più di un anno fa

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Hello I'm the one who postato the segnala on hulk1fan now that he's gone I'm going to cancella the domanda now I gave props to all the ones who reported him now if I missed u plz message me so I can rightfully give u ur reward postato più di un anno fa

aaaaahhhhhhh there is zombies in my house!!!!!!
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lalalalalalalala im in wonderland im so lucky :) postato più di un anno fa

YAYAYAY I got my first green medal on this spot!!! postato più di un anno fa

I just listened to "Natalie's Rap".....I'll never be able to see Natalie Portman the same ever again....0_0 postato più di un anno fa

HOLD THE FRONT DOOR! Where the hell did alismouha go? His name took me to the fanpop home page! Did he quit?! If so then that sucks. He was funny....
D:
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how do i make a club postato più di un anno fa

Me to my dad: te know... The rooms upatsies are very evenly sized on both sides. te did a nice job, Daddy-o!
Dad: ... I did that so it would be perfetcly symmetical...
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Dad: You're surprised? Where did te think te got it from, your mom?
Me: No... That's not why I'm laughing...
Dad: Wh-
Me: Never mind, Dad. Never mind... XD postato più di un anno fa

Yay!

Its my Birthday today!! :D Im now 16! :D postato più di un anno fa

Finally I got the inter net back after 5 months cut and my country is done from war postato più di un anno fa

I Gotta A+ On My Math Test....O_O postato più di un anno fa

1. Go to Google Maps.
2. Type in "Herman-Giest Stadium, Hazleton, PA"
3. Change to Satellite Mode
4. And zoom in all the way. postato più di un anno fa

Unscramble.

1. PNEIS
2. HTIELR
3. NGGERI
4. BTUTSXE

risposte below.
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1. Spine.
2. Lither.
3. Ginger.
4. Subtext.

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"ACTION!  ...Are we rolling Johnathan?"

"Ummm... Gay, elefante Noise?"

"Perfect!" postato più di un anno fa

i started school today. My school say ends at 5:10pm postato più di un anno fa

Guys, what would happen if Pinocchio detto "My nose will grow now." O___O I read that on a meme. postato più di un anno fa

Got a badge for this spot:D
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rosa FLUFFY unicorni DANCING ON RAINBOWS. O_O postato più di un anno fa

Dog days are over:) postato più di un anno fa

getting my GSCSE results tomorrow :/ postato più di un anno fa

My friend just got her fanpop account. She saw that Facebook ad with that chick Stephanie and the fake friend request and thought it's real. She's still convinced it's real. I try to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me. postato più di un anno fa

Heading off to school... bleck. postato più di un anno fa

all it take is faith, trust, and pixie dust!!!!!!

i have no idea what i just say postato più di un anno fa

F**k you
F**k you
F**k you

Your cool

I'm out! postato più di un anno fa

Omg, Finnick!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I'm a ganster i'm a stright up G the ganster life is the life for me! postato più di un anno fa

link
Forget 10 minuto challenges, try this 10 ora challenge. B) postato più di un anno fa

Why does Selena Gomez look like my grandma? The world may never know... postato più di un anno fa

Why does everyone think Justin Bieber is a girl? I mean I gotta admit he did sound like a girl but he's not a girl. I don't care if u call him gay o transexual but callin him a girl? Dude...seriously -.- postato più di un anno fa

Why, why does nyan cat dominate the recente immagini now? :/ postato più di un anno fa

Why does Rebecca Black wanna a klondike bar? The world may never know... postato più di un anno fa

I ♥ New Yorkers! =D♥♥♥ postato più di un anno fa

Why does the Mad Hatter like to get drunk in front of the kids? *facepalm* Im disapointed in te Hatter... postato più di un anno fa

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I dropped all my Doritos! DX postato più di un anno fa

Huge zanzara bite on leg!!! *itch itch* postato più di un anno fa

Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really Amore that rock and roll! postato più di un anno fa

Can't sleep. So time for Plan B. STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa