A anatra goes into a bar 
Duck:got any bread 
Bartender:no 
Duck:got any bread 
Bartender:no and if te ask me if I've got any pane again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar 
Duck:got any nails 
Bartender:no 
Duck:got any pane

I Amore this joke.XD postato più di un anno fa

I hate when girls wanna act like there gonna kick your culo cuz' there bofriend like te più , and when te wanna fight they freak out and wont fight. postato più di un anno fa

If you're Leggere this.......... that means te can read :D yay! postato più di un anno fa

It is I, KingSP! The evil alter-ego of AWarnerS!! te all know him better, as he has been here longer, but I am here to change that all!!! XO) postato più di un anno fa

REBECA BLAK IS SO CUL!!!! ITS FRIDAY! !!!!!!! !!! MY FVORTE SUNG!!!!! ITS FRIDAY!! postato più di un anno fa

With exception of a few people that may talk to te on Fanpop, it's not the smartest idea to add people from here to your Facebook. Common sense tells te if the folks don't bother talking to te at all on Fanpop, then why even bother adding them to Facebook knowing that they're not going to be bothered with te on there? Get real, folks. postato più di un anno fa

I am just soo bored :/ postato più di un anno fa

Haha, I just wanna say that I'm is school right now. Literally, in the tech room. I managed to find a glitch with the computer that let me get on fanpop through Google ^^ THANK YOU, CARELESS SCHOOL SYSTEM!~ :D postato più di un anno fa

"Are te thinking what I'm thinking, B1?" "No." "Well, this is awkward..." postato più di un anno fa

just chillin on the random bacheca :) postato più di un anno fa

i heard Rebecca Black is making a new album. She detto "i dont wanna be known for just the 'friday girl'." tsk tsk tsk everybody get ready. postato più di un anno fa

im having a good time in Jamaica...in the resosr...im staying at Breezes resort in Tralawny :D awesome shiz im having a good time :) postato più di un anno fa

Hai random People. postato più di un anno fa

my computer recitazione like a jerk!!! postato più di un anno fa

inFamous 2 Rocks!! postato più di un anno fa

unisciti the club TeamalecDemetri.
Please and thankyou.(:
Ask if ya need the link.(: postato più di un anno fa

Tonight i will try to cook... postato più di un anno fa

forget "Lol". Its all about "LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW" ( Laughing so hard i fell off my dinosaur, Just kidding i dont have a dinosaur, But if i did i'd name it Wilburt!") o "LSHMSFOAIDMT" (lafing sooo hard mi sombrero fell of and i dropped mi taco!")
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Why do we have wars what are they good for più peace less fight we shoulduse war only in last resort did u guys know are president wants to change our democracy to communism, america is 60 somthin trillion in debt so I say I am going to go nuts I mean my x best friend weighs più than my mom ahhhhh postato più di un anno fa

Hey!!right now i ve 666 fan :):):) postato più di un anno fa

.............. 0_O !!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_o ??????? -_- ....... postato più di un anno fa

New hair cut and colour, Great! Head is itchy because it wasn't washed out properly, Not Great! postato più di un anno fa

Plz watch my Youtube video link postato più di un anno fa

WTF ! O.ó who's seen that mostra 'oobie'? I doubt any of te have, but its this mostra on nick jr...they have puppet talking hands(just fake eyeballs ontop of a persons hand) and its actually a show-.- omfg worst thing evar! postato più di un anno fa

Something BIG is coming...
It's going to go through the whole website... Effect EVERYONE. Nobody will get out alive. ( okay mabey I was jk-ing about that last thing...) Something is coming to fanpop for the secondo time, but its going to be bigger and better. Any guesses on what is going to happen? postato più di un anno fa

Im a Chupacabra!!!!! MEOW!! postato più di un anno fa

i wish people could fly that way if WWE need to get somewhere we dnt wait for a car
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MIGGLE NUTS postato più di un anno fa

Martin Luther King: I have a dream... Leonardo DiCaprio: Oh yeah? I had a dream in a dream in a dream. Martin Luther King: O.O...
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CUPCAKES!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

ciao is it me o are the gif pics no longer moving? postato più di un anno fa

YOOO PEOPLE , DO te WANT TO COMPETE WITH IMMORTAL VIRUS ??? I'M GONNA ROCK THIS SPOT !!! postato più di un anno fa

BACON! postato più di un anno fa

Don't te hate it when te get a best answer,only to discover the asker deleted the domanda later? postato più di un anno fa

every avenue is haunting my brain..."if nothing goes wrong then how will it feel right???" they ask....how will it????? it's a good question... postato più di un anno fa

     
“You may not Amore me today, tomorrow, o ever, but I will Amore te until it kills me, and, even then, you'll be in my heart.”
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*singing* Give me somethin' to believe in, 'cuz I don't believe in you, anymore, anymoooore! postato più di un anno fa

I'm bored... postato più di un anno fa

its fucking 100 degrees outside!!! its too fucking hot out!!

(sorry about my language) postato più di un anno fa

im being annoyed da my neighbors!!!! they are throwing rocks at my window!! postato più di un anno fa

oh la la read the 50 ways to be annoying in accordance to the prophecy! postato più di un anno fa

okay so i can say that....i have SLIPPED on a banana skin -_- postato più di un anno fa

I don't know what's wrong,I've been laughing hysterically at everything today. postato più di un anno fa

UGH!! I have the hiccups!! D: postato più di un anno fa

*sighs* i ask a gut out today...and he detto no :c my cuore ripped in two </3 oh well we r still Friends :/ *sighs* postato più di un anno fa

Are the GIFs just another glitch? postato più di un anno fa

FINAL EXAMNS!!!!!!!!!!!! giorno two!!!! hahahhahha :S postato più di un anno fa

ciao does anyone know how to make a gif? Like, what website te use? Because Makeagif.com only lets te download your gifs and view them on the internet postato più di un anno fa

<---- It's moving. 8D postato più di un anno fa

So Lady Gaga was on 60 minuti last nite. postato più di un anno fa

Have te ever removed the vowels from the word 'female'? .... postato più di un anno fa

<----Gifs are back people! postato più di un anno fa

Bird, bird, bird is the word i detto a bird bird bird is the word i detto a-PICKLE! postato più di un anno fa

I dunt care if te lick widows, ride da short bus, o occasionally pee yourself. hang in there sunshine you're freakin special :D ♥
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Amore your enemies
it'll drive them crazy postato più di un anno fa

Yes! Finally! After 5 months of drought we're finally gettin' some rain down here is ol' South Texas!
I just hope the power doesn't go out...it's thunderstormin'. :/ postato più di un anno fa

Im sittingin a albero right now, and I think theres a scoiattolo yelling at me... postato più di un anno fa

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Moving gif icone have returned. postato più di un anno fa

See!! THATS what happens when te mix TEENAGERS, and HOT CHEESE! postato più di un anno fa

Does the MTV Movie Awards matter anymore? postato più di un anno fa

Are people that desperate to have their own page on fanpop so he/she creates their own? There's people on here have their own spots because members feel as though the person deserves their own spot. Unbelievable. postato più di un anno fa

a couple minuti ago, i was trying to use the trofei lock, but it wasnt working. so i used shift instead. a couple minuti later, i realized i had pressed the same button when i pressed shift that i had been pressing for five minuti XD postato più di un anno fa

I checked my grades today, my english is an 88. T_T and to make matters worse, my math is an 86. I need to get those grades up. postato più di un anno fa

I ma os ni evol htiw ynnhoJ ppeD...t'can pleh ti...♥
anybody got it? postato più di un anno fa

ciao anybody here who have watched 3 idiots already?The movie is amazing right?If te haven't watched it I recommend te do guys. Its very funny yet it's educating. Though its in Indian, so te need English subs..but its very great postato più di un anno fa

So I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. . . Worst. Transformer. Evar. postato più di un anno fa

I have a craving for regular, cooked meat. postato più di un anno fa

math final exam tommorrow!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa postato più di un anno fa

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little
low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to
me....... postato più di un anno fa

OH SHIT, OH DOOKIE, OH SCHEIßE, OOOOH SHIIIIT!!!!!

JUST WOKE UP & I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, SCHOOL'S IN IN AN HOUR! TODAY, SUMMER JUST OFFICIALLY ENDED T.T. MY cuore IS RACING FROM NERVOUSNESS, I THINK I'M GONNA DIE. WILL THIS anno BE GREAT o WILL THIS anno BE JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, A WHOLE LOTTA HELL. SOMEBODY SHOOT MY HEAD DX postato più di un anno fa

Please jOin teamalecdemetri please!(:
Www.fanpop.com/spots/Teamalecdemetri postato più di un anno fa

I Amore you, Luna Lovegood. postato più di un anno fa

link

If anyone is interested :) postato più di un anno fa

I'm starting 2 really dis like princess pesca, peach postato più di un anno fa

White iphone review :
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I'm pretty sure I saw a caveman today.
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OH SHIT THERE HE IS!!! postato più di un anno fa

Come to think of it.. Rebecca Black didn’t brush her teeth. She just woke up, ate a bowl of cereal and left home. That dirty skank.

~tumblr-funniest.tumblr.com xD postato più di un anno fa

Summer ends & school starts officially TOMORROW. After 2 months in tranquility, I guess it can't be helped to experience a whole new level of hell for the successivo 10 months. *sighs* FML, Somebody please, KILL ME NOW. DX postato più di un anno fa

How to make Kakuzu do something for te (according to Hidan):

Hidan: *after getting beheaded* Uh, OK yeah, I did tell te not to get involved...But---Ah, whatever man. C'mon and get my body!

Kakuzu: *glares at him and stays where he is*

Hidan: ^^; Kakuzuuu, would te mind bringing my body over here? Kakuzu-Chan, pretty please? With sugar on top?

Kakuzu: *appears successivo to Hidan, picks up his head and helps him out*

(see?! Kakuzu IS nice!...Sometimes!) postato più di un anno fa

rawr! im an ant postato più di un anno fa

I found out how to get emojiI am so happy  postato più di un anno fa

My cousin made me listen to the Total Eclipse of the cuore da Bonnie Tyler, and I could say was "Don't turn around!" xD postato più di un anno fa

that dude that called me "hot" on Facebook is now not only calling me that but hes starting to hit on me. :O i was like 'im bored' and he detto 'wanna come and lay with me ?' and im like 'omg wth' im so going to defriend him before this turns ugly. i wish he'd just stop. postato più di un anno fa

My crush and I turned each-other on with a vanilla shake xDDD postato più di un anno fa

like seriously? link postato più di un anno fa

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, te bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives te insaaaane! Let's do the time warp again! postato più di un anno fa

lol there's a frog eating cat Cibo in my front yard postato più di un anno fa

how do u make a club?
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Why does Facebook hate me!!!!!!?????!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

random quote of the day: I Amore to wear shorts cause no matter how high te pull them up te will never have high waters:) postato più di un anno fa

painting my nail with WINDOW PAINT postato più di un anno fa

Currently eating a fragola cookie... postato più di un anno fa

te can win some props here. All te have to do is to post a photo... ---------------> link postato più di un anno fa

It's my birthday today postato più di un anno fa

anybody who is sick of being told what to do postato più di un anno fa

I poked my ear to much and now something's probably wrong with it. :( postato più di un anno fa

unisciti Hayley's new club called J-dog please and thankyou.(: postato più di un anno fa

i got the berretto, tappo of Happy Birthday.!(:
todayz my Bday!:D postato più di un anno fa

aloha e komo mai. no mala hini ohana. postato più di un anno fa

Hello postato più di un anno fa