I had a dream with Gatti with purple markers in their mouths..... postato più di un anno fa

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This sucks postato più di un anno fa

how much Amore could a lover Amore if all a lover could do is Amore postato più di un anno fa

I'M so bored postato più di un anno fa

I now have a medal for this club...I wasn't even trying to get a medal... postato più di un anno fa

לאָל

That means "lol" in Yiddish.. how complicated... XD postato più di un anno fa

porquería ....... tengo que trabajar en Missouri famosos hoy en día para hacer la tarea ....

crud....... i have to work on Famous Missourians today for homework.... postato più di un anno fa

"Jaja! También hoy me mal tenía que correr de nuevo la carrera de una milla en la escuela"

Haha! too bad today i had to re run the mile run at school

lol Guess what S.C.H.O.O.L means? Seven creepyest hours of our lives... postato più di un anno fa

It's Queensday in my country today :D postato più di un anno fa

My secondo medal, yaaay! XD postato più di un anno fa

story teller: Once apon a time there was a giant named milton.
1st grader: why is the giants name milton?
story teller: cause milton is a nice name.^_^ now we really need to finish this stor-
1st grader: why is he so fat? is milton pregnant?
story teller: NO milton is not pregnant. hes just fat. now please.can we finish the stor-
1st grader: how old is milton?
story teller: LISTEN KID! WE NEED TO FINISH STORY SO CAN WE PLEA-
1st: will milton die?
story: THATS IT STORY TIME IS OVER!!! postato più di un anno fa

Here is what te say to someone who flipping out: U MAD BRO? U MAD?dude just calm down. let just forget about this and go grab a beer. XD postato più di un anno fa

hahahaha your funny postato più di un anno fa

my dad made me do his paper work for work. i spent half of my giorno on it. i made one mistake and he got mad and ripped it all up. now i have to stay up all night Scrivere FREAKIN PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

is it considered murder if your doing the world a favor?? postato più di un anno fa

say yes to tacos <3 postato più di un anno fa

A girl at school told a guy to shut up da saying go suck a anatra postato più di un anno fa

im talking to alyssa on mi phone now i cant stop laughing cuz she called some1 a pig and they started crying lol XD postato più di un anno fa

Lose one friend,
Lose all friends,
Lose yourself.

Eric/Plays With Squirrels - Boy Meets World

Aww!!!! :3 postato più di un anno fa

Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner, caramella fondente, fudge is made!!!! Teehee postato più di un anno fa

This "Royal Wedding" thing is annoying, I mean I'd uderstand if I was in England, how it's important, but there are other things to worry about in the States, like the tornado that killed 300+ people. postato più di un anno fa

dont pee, on sandy okay everyone? its not nice to pee on a monkey, see how upset sandy the monkey is , jus look: postato più di un anno fa

truck is luck postato più di un anno fa

up to the sky so very high not lookin down onto the ground, clouds all around im not stoppin till heaven is showin so ill keep flyin high , up to ht sky!!!! postato più di un anno fa

jumping jumpin jumpin jumpin im like jumpin postato più di un anno fa

I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means te ) commento and write the most random thing te can think of right now ok. . GO! postato più di un anno fa

DOOOOOUGHNUTS EVERYONE!!!!! BYE..... postato più di un anno fa

ciao everyone.......i .........love.....cheese!!! postato più di un anno fa

i've got dedicated medal to this spot postato più di un anno fa

simple question!:
when te find something difficult to understand te say "it sounds Greek to me". Have te ever wondered what do Greeks say when they don't understand something???? postato più di un anno fa

GRASS!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

this was & is a f*cking boring day,i hate today : ( postato più di un anno fa

PARTYYYY TONITEEE! =D.
@ QUEENSDAY @ THE NETHERLANDS PARTY OF THE YEAR!!! =D
AND THEN, DELIBERATIONPARTY o I DUNNO HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH BUT YAAAY!!!!

boy I Amore my country on days like that ^^ postato più di un anno fa

Grandma: Give Your Granny A Kiss! Mychonny: No! Grandma: *Smiles With A Mustache & Nose Hairs In Her Nose* Mychonny: No! *Floppin Inside the Couch* Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Yellow Teeth While Smiling* Mychonny: Nooo! Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Teeth Noise Hair & Mustache* Mychonny: NO!!! Grandma: *Smies* Are te Hungry Dear? Mychonny: No, I Already I Ate. Grandma: Alright I'll Cook te Something Up. lol BAHAHAH This Made My giorno XD postato più di un anno fa

That Should Be Me da JB and RF SUCKS!! Why are RF (Rascal Flatts) stupid????????????? postato più di un anno fa

hiya postato più di un anno fa

Dane Cook funny. :) postato più di un anno fa

is about to sell meh HAMTARO DVD! :D postato più di un anno fa

ugo postato più di un anno fa

I got pulled over da a cop today and she detto PAPERS and i detto SCISSORS I WIN!!! Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! postato più di un anno fa

another TAKS s.s
Hard postato più di un anno fa

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG!? postato più di un anno fa

Y'know those signs te see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we Amore our children". DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!" postato più di un anno fa

Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
::❤｡◕‿◕｡❤::
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If Rebecca Black has fan they should be called 'cereal killers' xP postato più di un anno fa

So one giorno he found her crying
Coiled up on the dirty ground
Her prince finally came to save her
And the rest te can figure out

But it was a trick
And the clock struck twelve
Well, make sure to build your home
Brick da boring brick
o the wolf's gonna blow it down! postato più di un anno fa

why are GIRLS always adding me. why dont any boys add me? any YOUNG boys. im getting kinda tired of all the girl talk. BOYS,please add me. girlscan add me if the want. BUT I AM NOT SEXICT. IM JUST FAIR. postato più di un anno fa

<teacher> and <teacher> sitting in the bathrooms K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

that actually happened today... x3 postato più di un anno fa

me=epic win postato più di un anno fa

TROLLS are epic

problem? postato più di un anno fa

I found a carrot... BUNNIES LIKE CARROT! postato più di un anno fa

lol postato più di un anno fa

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Lets. All. Be. PINEAPPLE NINJAS!!!

:D postato più di un anno fa

shuba.luba.ding.dong postato più di un anno fa

put the lime, calce in the coconut and shake it all up postato più di un anno fa

why do humans cagna so much? why can't god make a new type of specie that doesn't cagna as much? POR QUE?!?!? postato più di un anno fa

I Amore Walruses. <3 postato più di un anno fa

iqdhwlfhkdjvfhwkecBUNNIES!jbgjbfjksebcfjwehbcf postato più di un anno fa

I'M BACK! postato più di un anno fa

HOLY FREAKING CRAP.
I got my dedicated! :D postato più di un anno fa

I got science TAKS 2marrow & I'm super nervous postato più di un anno fa

my mind = 50% crime shows 20% song lyrics 20% smarts 10% random postato più di un anno fa

Status doesn't work anymore! postato più di un anno fa

I'm freakin sick of fake ppl!!!! why do they pretend to b my Friends like seriously I'd rather have no Friends than delaing wiith so many backsatbbers!!! and the worst part.....they still tink I have no idea of hat they've done and thay acuse me of being a "bad friend"...........irony damn damn irony!!!!!
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? postato più di un anno fa

Check out the chinese ownage prank call video on YouTube!!! That are so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. postato più di un anno fa

how much wood can a wood chuck ckuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That is the question. postato più di un anno fa

I LIKE BUNNIES! postato più di un anno fa

Couple months off random and congratulations! 9000 fan Random! :D postato più di un anno fa

NUM NUM NUM. cookie o3o postato più di un anno fa

nomnom nom nom nomnomnom
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This a replay of yesterday...

Me: (talking to my cousin) After breakfast I need to finish up with my homework, I have like a ton...

Cousin: Yah, cool

Mum: (walking in and talking to me) When you're done, te need to clean your bathroom and bedroom. Then go help your brother arrange his wardrobe, ok?

Me: Yes mum. (when she leaves) Oh Lord.... postato più di un anno fa

*Fire alarm* 'Stay seated!' *Random kid sands up* 'Just gunna stand there and watch me burn..' postato più di un anno fa

jelly
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That awkward moment;

When you're in the car, and te look at the people in the
car successivo to you, and they're already looking at you.O_o
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My yogurt just told me im sexy. 0_o postato più di un anno fa

"If te are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." ~Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) postato più di un anno fa

"YAY! I found the fonte of all bacon!"~Jim Gaffigan postato più di un anno fa

Four. types. of. FAKES.

1. People who say their te friend then stab te in the back, o are'nt really your friend.

2. People who pretend to be somthing there not, (Ex: There are WAY to many people saying they ARE famous models,or they look like somone, they act like there all big and bad, then are total CRYBABIES)

3.Someone who lies...If te can't speak the truth PLEASE do us ALL a favor AND shutup.

4. Someone who buys clothes, dye's there hair just to be like others.

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commento on this and I'll answer these qustions about you:
I like that______
I dislike that you_______
I think that you________
I would______if te died: postato più di un anno fa

allstar weekend follows me on twitter......Allstar MOTHER FUCKING WEEKEND FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER!!!! omfg im going to DIE XD postato più di un anno fa

I'm back! postato più di un anno fa

Today, this little kid I babysit saw my union jack shirt, & asked if I am from England, I detto no, but told her I want to live there someday. She said, "But do te know how to speek British? te won't be able to understand anyone if te don't."

I reply, in an accent, "Yeah, mate, I can speak British right well."

She looks at me like I'm crazy XD postato più di un anno fa

What's up with Pie? lol postato più di un anno fa

Why does everyone get angry with another individual when he/she has their own opinions? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. postato più di un anno fa

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? postato più di un anno fa

What exactly is this club about? O_o postato più di un anno fa

Anyone know of any gd Film to watch? postato più di un anno fa

Can people STOP saying 'Please answer,' 'Please add me back,' 'Please reply,' Please, please, please, etc.

It sounds pathetic. If people don't want to, they don't have to.

And for Gods sake put an actual question, not 'Help!' 'Ducks go Moo!' 'Answer please!'

BE SPECIFIC AND CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR!

Thanx... I'm sure a few people can agree on this? :/ postato più di un anno fa

Selena Gomez is such a WHORE. my god. postato più di un anno fa

YAY 302 FANS! FUCK YEAH BABY!!!! :D postato più di un anno fa

have fun without making fun postato più di un anno fa

When / if te ever add me, don't scream 'Add me back please!' I find it annoying and kinda sad -__- postato più di un anno fa

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ? •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. •SPORT: I have a Wii. •SPANISH: I watch Dora. •ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK) •MATH: That’s why we have calculators. •GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe. •HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway. postato più di un anno fa

MY SCALP ICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do????? postato più di un anno fa

“I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He detto I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.” ~Gene Fowler postato più di un anno fa

Fudge! :) postato più di un anno fa