Waking up after a night out with a mouth as dry as Ghandi's flip flop. dont know why but this made me laugh....:L:L postato più di un anno fa

A lot of people seem to have this belief that te MUST thank the person on his/her bacheca after he/she had just added them to their 'people I'm a fan of' section in their profile. postato più di un anno fa

"Man, It's hot!" " cagna PLZ! I'm from Australia! te have not SEEN hot!"

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Y d0 ppl type lik dis? srsly wtf? wat qud duz dis d0? postato più di un anno fa

This spot just keeps getting weirder and weirder every day.
Full of stupid domande and ridiculous fights over the dumbest shit, when will people realize they need to take responsibility for they're own actions on domande they created and it turns into a big controversy? postato più di un anno fa

ciao who wants to shoot me?

im going through a lot of physical and emotional pain and i just want to end my life.. postato più di un anno fa

INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

ಠ_ಠ postato più di un anno fa

School's out, gunna get on fanpop and watch Scott Pilgrim Vs. the world :D postato più di un anno fa

i am learnin the super basso lyrics da nicki minaj its so hard
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Please do me right now. On the cucina table. In your bed. On the couch. Hell, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need te to do me like I've never done before.

Sincerely, Your Homework. postato più di un anno fa

'Tell your mum to stop changing her lipstick, my d*ck looks like a rainbow...' ;]

lol xD postato più di un anno fa

S[he] Be[lie]ve[d.] </3 postato più di un anno fa

This random fan club i think is the most active fan club on fanpop...it always fills my updates... postato più di un anno fa

I Amore Earth. postato più di un anno fa

link heyyy guys plzzz go to it. it is about people go crazy
i hope u go crazy too! :) postato più di un anno fa

Im going to a resort Jamaica for a week cause it's my birthday tomorrow. BE JEALOUS!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Let's make a scene
Like the Film in our dreams
Make me scream
Take me down, no one's watching
Close your eyes
Play it back and rewind

So surreal, as the story
Unfolds on the screen
Stop stalling
The credits are rolling
Hold me now
Before we run out of time

Let's rough it up
Till the end of the night

It's ah, ah, obvious
Right here's where the party starts
With te and me all alone
No one has to know

Ah! Can't get this fucking song out of my head!!! postato più di un anno fa

oh,god there are idiots everywhere! postato più di un anno fa

te can win some props here------> link postato più di un anno fa

plz unisciti my spot:)
link postato più di un anno fa

i kept throwing up and now i feel like cardboard. my summer is not getting of to a good start. postato più di un anno fa

Help people with RSD! Lots of people don't even kno it exists! Look on my bacheca 4 più info & a link. Donate $$$$ 2 find a cure, bcome penpals with an RSD victim, idc just come on & help guys! I almost cried when I found out about this! postato più di un anno fa

3 people in a truck....
Me(driving):there is something in the road
Abby:what is it?
Jeremy:Its just a Bud Light Box
Me: No its an armadillo with a sponser. postato più di un anno fa

It's all fun and games until a stubborn person gets butthurt. postato più di un anno fa

Can life get anymore suckish?? postato più di un anno fa

haha i just joined and it became 9700.
~I DO have an off button, i just can't find it.~ postato più di un anno fa

link
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uh
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OMG TWO BUGS ARE GONNA EAT ME AND **** ME! BABABNABABAWBABSABABABBAABBABABABABABABABABABABABBA Someone werid: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY OHHHH ;D I LIKEY link ;D N-O HE DIE!!!!!!!!! Me:YAY HE DEAD Friends:YAY!!!!! OHMYGOSH ITS THE BUGS AGAIN :| WAHT THE? link *Dies* link watch it all!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Elmo world Babys:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Me:...... RUN RUN RUN!!! Elmo:HI RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!! Babys:YAYAAYAYYAAYAYYSAYYAYA! Me:Goes insane Babys: eat elmo postato più di un anno fa

Hola gente!
or..

Hello people! postato più di un anno fa

(Facebook page):

The embarrassment te get when te walk out of the house and have to go back in to change, because te realise that you're just too sexy for your camicia :/

LMAO, Always! ;] postato più di un anno fa

Can someone unisciti a spot I just made? Its for Enemy Mine. Its a good movie, at least I think so, so can someone please join? Ok, Thanks. :D :D postato più di un anno fa

CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BUNNEH IS PISSING ON MY BEBROOM WINDOW AND THE PEE IS BLUE O_O AHHH NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS A GUN RUN cagna RUN postato più di un anno fa

when i was littel i threw up on my dad postato più di un anno fa

There sure are a lot of retarded & obsessed fangirls these days *coughs*Beliebers*coughs*. I simply can't comprehend the way they think. Agh, the apocalypse is fastly approaching with all these maggots lurking around. DX postato più di un anno fa

I have three things going on during these successivo couple weeks. I'm gonna' go see The Hangover Part II with my Friends tomorrow night, go see Kung Fu Panda with my family to celebrate my high school graduation, then I'm probably going to dye my hair. It's black right now (my natural hair color), but I'm thinking of dyeing it ciliegia red o something. postato più di un anno fa

The suns in my face! I hate it! postato più di un anno fa

Hola people! :D postato più di un anno fa

Oh, look... there's smoke... postato più di un anno fa

I like tacos. ♥ postato più di un anno fa

♥♥♥I JUST Amore arachide, arachidi burro TODAY♥♥♥ postato più di un anno fa

Today I was going da my local church and they have the stupidest sayings on the sign out front. Today it said: 'Life's answer can't be googled.' postato più di un anno fa

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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I gotta do a stupid segnala on leonardo Da Vinci. skool is stupid and dats y i dont giv a crap how i spel. YA C??? I DON' CAR!!! postato più di un anno fa

arancia, arancio postato più di un anno fa

I can't beleive that Glee season 1 is over!!! How will I survive without Glee and Pretty Little Liars, I could hardly handles it when I only had Glee, good thing Pretty Little Liars is starting in June postato più di un anno fa

on Facebook this random/odd dude requested me and called me "hot" like WOW !! i was pretty blown away. he chatted me up sayin' "hey hottstuff" and i was like "excuse me ?" =O that was not the highlight of my giorno yesterday. =O postato più di un anno fa

I cant wait for the holidays to start postato più di un anno fa

lol postato più di un anno fa

I can say somthing radom watch postato più di un anno fa

Imma Leopard :3 xD postato più di un anno fa

Lol, te bored at school? Do what we do. Find a newspaper and a phone and start calling random people from the announce section. Extra points for sl*ts! :)) postato più di un anno fa

How are te holding up?
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Because I'm a POTATO. postato più di un anno fa

I LUUV REBECA BLAK AND JUSTIN BEIBER! THEY ARE SO COL! MY FAVRIT SONGS ARE FRIEDAY AND BABY!!! postato più di un anno fa

This is so random;the Dallas Mavericks just def. the Oklahoma City Thunder;100-96 in the NBA Western Conf.Finals to advance to the NBA Finals. postato più di un anno fa

Okay,paradox time,THIS.SENTENCE.IS.FALSE.
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don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it. postato più di un anno fa

i'm gonna go get some ice cream, te want some? postato più di un anno fa

I just got done with a math final. I almost had a nervous breakdown before it started and even now I am worried, though I am sure I did fine. postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to a huge audition tomorrow! Wish me luck! :) postato più di un anno fa

my mother detto that i wasn't cantankerous. I'm glad. I try not to be. (It means Bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative) postato più di un anno fa

Deleting my profile. To anyone who knew me at all, fanpop really isn't enjoyable any more. Cya. postato più di un anno fa

Summer Rap:

Summer- is on its way
Its like one big three mese holiday.
No school, teachers and sometimes....friends
But thats alright cause will see each other again!
For you,Meg, see me on fanpop
And for others, go party and extreme shop!
Remember, kids, stay outa drugs
And te won't end up like that guy on the rug....
Also know we Amore te and we gone cry
So just remember and try not to die!
jk postato più di un anno fa

Harold Camping Apologizes for the mistake,it seems his calculator messed up,may 21st was a spiritual day,the rapture AND Judgement giorno will occur on October 21st.

Phew!We have plenty of time. postato più di un anno fa

Throwing frutta cups at people is fun!! We did it at school today! I totally nailed this girl in the eye with one! :D postato più di un anno fa

life is anything u want it to be as long as u get it urself enjoy life and live your life random moment:MIGGLE NUTS postato più di un anno fa

Don't commento on this!! postato più di un anno fa

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unisciti please! Fun contest-props rewarded. Also, just unisciti for the fun of it!! postato più di un anno fa

my last giorno of school is tommrow!!!XD sorry for those who have a few più weeks. :( i feel for ya'll...really i do. postato più di un anno fa

I DEMAND SUMMER! I have my math sol tomorrow....-.- I don't feel like studying at all IT'S TO HOT! DX postato più di un anno fa

ciao EVERYONE I LiKE PIZZA
Cheese
jb down the hole srry if u like him it is my reaction 2 him KILL HIM DAD DO IT WITH THE SHOT GUN ALREADY JUST SHOOT HIM no offense ppl postato più di un anno fa

my bowl of cereal is so big,i Lost my spoon in it. i mean i had the serving size but the bowl is so BIG and WIDE that i Lost my spoon i there. does tha mean i have to dig my hand into it just to find it? ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! THE ICECREAM TRUCK JUST DROVE PASSED MY HOUSE!!! RUN LITTLE KIDDIES, RRUUNNN!!! postato più di un anno fa

‎2 reasons why i ♥ mi besties
on a rainy giorno a good friend would lend te an umbrella but a true friend, like mine, would take your umbrella and say "Run Freak Your Getting Wet"
ND
they say thingz lyk"me w/o yu is lyk a fat kid passing on a happy meal"
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okay, we went to Field giorno today at school and while i was getting a drink, i heard this conversation: (1b= one boy, tg= the group, n=nathanial)
tg: *walks da me slowly*
1b: Nathanial, can i ask te something?
n: Yeah.
1b:why do te keep on fallowing us?
n: *gasp* its called a POSSI !!!
me: *laughing quietly and walks away*

XD postato più di un anno fa

Chuck Norris Lost the game today.

The world is going to end in 7 days,seriously this time. postato più di un anno fa

Worst joke ever:

Does the word pesce sound fishy to you? postato più di un anno fa

Seriously?....is it necessary for 11-13 anno old girls to be running around wearing più makeup than Miss Piggy?....That's worse than a six anno old wearing fake eyelashes postato più di un anno fa

READ THIS. te WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE Amore OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST giorno OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU’VE STARTED Leggere THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
…2. say your mom’s name five times
3. say your crushes three times.4. paste this to four other groups.
If te do this, your crush will baciare te on the nearest Friday.
But if te read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck postato più di un anno fa

plz unisciti my spot:)
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The cat is cuter than te ya ugly *******!!! postato più di un anno fa

Why has my ham fall into the cup of my Cioccolato milk? postato più di un anno fa

It's 1:30am over here......it's sunday.......and I am supposed to be doing homework...........mehhh I tried hahaha let's get some sleep hahahaha ñ.ñ postato più di un anno fa

I feel like shit. My head fucking hurts and I have to get some fucking sleep so I can go to fucking school tommorow to see my fucking friends.

P.S. I do (not) apologize for my fucking language.
Have a good fucking day. postato più di un anno fa

So. Fricken. Bored!
&& I have Rolling in the Deep da Adele stuck in my head!
There's a fire, starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark. Finally I can see te crystal clear. So go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay ur ship here. XD
I can't get it out of my head!! postato più di un anno fa

<>_<> I was born to unisciti this club postato più di un anno fa

what time is it when an elefante sits on a fence? postato più di un anno fa

miggle nuts is my most random word if anyone cares...MIGGLE NUTS wow i could be kinda wierd...AT TIMES NOT ALL THE TIME postato più di un anno fa

cauld te plz unisciti my spot:)
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HAHAHA! I'm still alive! There was no zombie apocalypse! Tomorrow all my Friends are going up t this kid who thought it would happen. We're gonna laugh in his face! HAHA! To bad, Dylan! postato più di un anno fa

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' postato più di un anno fa

Today's my birthday ^.^ postato più di un anno fa

What do te know. It's May 22nd. The world is still here. (sarcastic) Big shocker. postato più di un anno fa

HA HA !!! IN YOUR FACE WORLD !!! IM ALIVE!!!! postato più di un anno fa

We're Alive!!!!!!!!!! :) postato più di un anno fa

Lice sucks the big wazhoo. postato più di un anno fa

we should all get shirts that say:

I SURVIVED MAY 21, 2011'S SUPPOSED "JUDGEMENT DAY!" postato più di un anno fa

Hello world...10 pm and we're still here!!!! postato più di un anno fa