ciao guys... Please become a fan of this page! It would mean alot to meh :) link postato più di un anno fa

Garfield isn't fat he is horizontally gifted postato più di un anno fa

don't forget to say goodbye to the tree! postato più di un anno fa

Its attack of the mccaws postato più di un anno fa

Soren the pygmy snake goat is eating a hot dog postato più di un anno fa

Shampoo is not for drinking. postato più di un anno fa

Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing da the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!

It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And te can't pull me down!

^.^ postato più di un anno fa

miggle nuts miggle nuts MIGGLE...nuts postato più di un anno fa

Hello mello postato più di un anno fa

Smurfs are coming out with a 3-d movie postato più di un anno fa

I was just brushing my teeth.... And some tooth paste went in my eye, and it burned like hell. postato più di un anno fa

Facebook flirting is oh so fun ;) postato più di un anno fa

We didn't start the fuoco no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it la la la la la la la la la la la la la la postato più di un anno fa

banana rockets are attacking our caseys postato più di un anno fa

So I set my alarm to wake me up at 5 this morning.....I was about halfway through my doccia when I realized that today was Saturday.XD postato più di un anno fa

Uhh iam sad and confused postato più di un anno fa

Add mee:) postato più di un anno fa

I am happy postato più di un anno fa

Lol, did anyone watch Britain's Got Talent today? I was on there with my theatre school, for a second! At the beginning, we were walking da the river dressed as nuns. :') ahh, wasn't expecting to see that today. :D postato più di un anno fa

Your Sad I Am Sad
Your Happy I Am Happy
Your Crazy I Am Crazy
Your Mad I Am Mad
Your Scared I Am Scared
Your Bored I Am Bored
Your Excited I Am Excited
So However te Feel I Feel Like You.♥ postato più di un anno fa

2000: "Nobody reads my emails..."

2005: "Nobody reads my blog..."

2010: "Nobody reads my twitter..."

2015: "Nobody reads my iFace® YouTweets..."

2020: "Nobody reads..." postato più di un anno fa

Boohoo postato più di un anno fa

Sad bohoohoo postato più di un anno fa

I had a dream with Gatti with purple markers in their mouths..... postato più di un anno fa

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This sucks postato più di un anno fa

how much Amore could a lover Amore if all a lover could do is Amore postato più di un anno fa

I'M so bored postato più di un anno fa

I now have a medal for this club...I wasn't even trying to get a medal... postato più di un anno fa

לאָל

That means "lol" in Yiddish.. how complicated... XD postato più di un anno fa

porquería ....... tengo que trabajar en Missouri famosos hoy en día para hacer la tarea ....

crud....... i have to work on Famous Missourians today for homework.... postato più di un anno fa

"Jaja! También hoy me mal tenía que correr de nuevo la carrera de una milla en la escuela"

Haha! too bad today i had to re run the mile run at school

lol Guess what S.C.H.O.O.L means? Seven creepyest hours of our lives... postato più di un anno fa

It's Queensday in my country today :D postato più di un anno fa

My secondo medal, yaaay! XD postato più di un anno fa

story teller: Once apon a time there was a giant named milton.
1st grader: why is the giants name milton?
story teller: cause milton is a nice name.^_^ now we really need to finish this stor-
1st grader: why is he so fat? is milton pregnant?
story teller: NO milton is not pregnant. hes just fat. now please.can we finish the stor-
1st grader: how old is milton?
story teller: LISTEN KID! WE NEED TO FINISH STORY SO CAN WE PLEA-
1st: will milton die?
story: THATS IT STORY TIME IS OVER!!! postato più di un anno fa

Here is what te say to someone who flipping out: U MAD BRO? U MAD?dude just calm down. let just forget about this and go grab a beer. XD postato più di un anno fa

hahahaha your funny postato più di un anno fa

my dad made me do his paper work for work. i spent half of my giorno on it. i made one mistake and he got mad and ripped it all up. now i have to stay up all night Scrivere FREAKIN PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

is it considered murder if your doing the world a favor?? postato più di un anno fa

say yes to tacos <3 postato più di un anno fa

A girl at school told a guy to shut up da saying go suck a anatra postato più di un anno fa

im talking to alyssa on mi phone now i cant stop laughing cuz she called some1 a pig and they started crying lol XD postato più di un anno fa

Lose one friend,
Lose all friends,
Lose yourself.

Eric/Plays With Squirrels - Boy Meets World

Aww!!!! :3 postato più di un anno fa

Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner, caramella fondente, fudge is made!!!! Teehee postato più di un anno fa

This "Royal Wedding" thing is annoying, I mean I'd uderstand if I was in England, how it's important, but there are other things to worry about in the States, like the tornado that killed 300+ people. postato più di un anno fa

dont pee, on sandy okay everyone? its not nice to pee on a monkey, see how upset sandy the monkey is , jus look: postato più di un anno fa

truck is luck postato più di un anno fa

up to the sky so very high not lookin down onto the ground, clouds all around im not stoppin till heaven is showin so ill keep flyin high , up to ht sky!!!! postato più di un anno fa

jumping jumpin jumpin jumpin im like jumpin postato più di un anno fa

I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means te ) commento and write the most random thing te can think of right now ok. . GO! postato più di un anno fa

DOOOOOUGHNUTS EVERYONE!!!!! BYE..... postato più di un anno fa

ciao everyone.......i .........love.....cheese!!! postato più di un anno fa

i've got dedicated medal to this spot postato più di un anno fa

simple question!:
when te find something difficult to understand te say "it sounds Greek to me". Have te ever wondered what do Greeks say when they don't understand something???? postato più di un anno fa

GRASS!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

this was & is a f*cking boring day,i hate today : ( postato più di un anno fa

PARTYYYY TONITEEE! =D.
@ QUEENSDAY @ THE NETHERLANDS PARTY OF THE YEAR!!! =D
AND THEN, DELIBERATIONPARTY o I DUNNO HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH BUT YAAAY!!!!

boy I Amore my country on days like that ^^ postato più di un anno fa

Grandma: Give Your Granny A Kiss! Mychonny: No! Grandma: *Smiles With A Mustache & Nose Hairs In Her Nose* Mychonny: No! *Floppin Inside the Couch* Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Yellow Teeth While Smiling* Mychonny: Nooo! Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Teeth Noise Hair & Mustache* Mychonny: NO!!! Grandma: *Smies* Are te Hungry Dear? Mychonny: No, I Already I Ate. Grandma: Alright I'll Cook te Something Up. lol BAHAHAH This Made My giorno XD postato più di un anno fa

That Should Be Me da JB and RF SUCKS!! Why are RF (Rascal Flatts) stupid????????????? postato più di un anno fa

hiya postato più di un anno fa

Dane Cook funny. :) postato più di un anno fa

is about to sell meh HAMTARO DVD! :D postato più di un anno fa

ugo postato più di un anno fa

I got pulled over da a cop today and she detto PAPERS and i detto SCISSORS I WIN!!! Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! postato più di un anno fa

another TAKS s.s
Hard postato più di un anno fa

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG!? postato più di un anno fa

Y'know those signs te see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we Amore our children". DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!" postato più di un anno fa

Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
::❤｡◕‿◕｡❤::
postato più di un anno fa

If Rebecca Black has fan they should be called 'cereal killers' xP postato più di un anno fa

So one giorno he found her crying
Coiled up on the dirty ground
Her prince finally came to save her
And the rest te can figure out

But it was a trick
And the clock struck twelve
Well, make sure to build your home
Brick da boring brick
o the wolf's gonna blow it down! postato più di un anno fa

why are GIRLS always adding me. why dont any boys add me? any YOUNG boys. im getting kinda tired of all the girl talk. BOYS,please add me. girlscan add me if the want. BUT I AM NOT SEXICT. IM JUST FAIR. postato più di un anno fa

<teacher> and <teacher> sitting in the bathrooms K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

that actually happened today... x3 postato più di un anno fa

me=epic win postato più di un anno fa

TROLLS are epic

problem? postato più di un anno fa

I found a carrot... BUNNIES LIKE CARROT! postato più di un anno fa

lol postato più di un anno fa

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Lets. All. Be. PINEAPPLE NINJAS!!!

:D postato più di un anno fa

shuba.luba.ding.dong postato più di un anno fa

put the lime, calce in the coconut and shake it all up postato più di un anno fa

why do humans cagna so much? why can't god make a new type of specie that doesn't cagna as much? POR QUE?!?!? postato più di un anno fa

I Amore Walruses. <3 postato più di un anno fa

iqdhwlfhkdjvfhwkecBUNNIES!jbgjbfjksebcfjwehbcf postato più di un anno fa

I'M BACK! postato più di un anno fa

HOLY FREAKING CRAP.
I got my dedicated! :D postato più di un anno fa

I got science TAKS 2marrow & I'm super nervous postato più di un anno fa

my mind = 50% crime shows 20% song lyrics 20% smarts 10% random postato più di un anno fa

Status doesn't work anymore! postato più di un anno fa

I'm freakin sick of fake ppl!!!! why do they pretend to b my Friends like seriously I'd rather have no Friends than delaing wiith so many backsatbbers!!! and the worst part.....they still tink I have no idea of hat they've done and thay acuse me of being a "bad friend"...........irony damn damn irony!!!!!
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? postato più di un anno fa

Check out the chinese ownage prank call video on YouTube!!! That are so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. postato più di un anno fa

how much wood can a wood chuck ckuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That is the question. postato più di un anno fa

I LIKE BUNNIES! postato più di un anno fa

Couple months off random and congratulations! 9000 fan Random! :D postato più di un anno fa

NUM NUM NUM. cookie o3o postato più di un anno fa

nomnom nom nom nomnomnom
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This a replay of yesterday...

Me: (talking to my cousin) After breakfast I need to finish up with my homework, I have like a ton...

Cousin: Yah, cool

Mum: (walking in and talking to me) When you're done, te need to clean your bathroom and bedroom. Then go help your brother arrange his wardrobe, ok?

Me: Yes mum. (when she leaves) Oh Lord.... postato più di un anno fa

*Fire alarm* 'Stay seated!' *Random kid sands up* 'Just gunna stand there and watch me burn..' postato più di un anno fa

jelly
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