can te parents my phone and worry them not to tell santa? postato più di un anno fa

who first used a toilet????????????? postato più di un anno fa

my bro is in the hospital cause he has cancer and he just got a high fever :o( postato più di un anno fa

Do they bury people with braces on? postato più di un anno fa

If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk? :O postato più di un anno fa

CALLING ON ALL SONIC FANS!!!!

I HAVE CREATED A SITE: link
PLEASE JOIN! I REPEAT, PLEASE JOIN! postato più di un anno fa

‎1.BOO_S

2.__NDOM

3.F__K
...
4.P_N_S

5.PU_S_

6.S_X

Answers:1.BOOKS,2.RANDOM,3.FORK,4.PANTS,5.PULSE,6.SIX .You got all 6 wrong didnt you? te dirty minded freak! postato più di un anno fa

There was a young lady from Surrey,
Who cooked up a large pot of curry,
She ate he whole lot,
Straight fom the pot,
And ran to the loo in a hurry
:)<3 postato più di un anno fa

If everyone joins my club take me out tv show, then i will give te all a omaggio :) postato più di un anno fa

There once a man named Hairy Pickle.
Who lived in a town with all people called Hairy Pickle.
But in that town was one man not named Hairy Pickle,
So they hung him da his Hairy Pickle! XD postato più di un anno fa

rnadom random just like what i wear its so fun! postato più di un anno fa

i live to be random that is the descrizione of my life! from Arizona to LA it is like a dream i am filming the movie Crazy,Stupid Amore NOW and is COOL cant wait for the release :D thanks to all fans! HAHA i rock postato più di un anno fa

if te was stuck on somewhere for a mese and only eat cheese o mangos witch would te eat? postato più di un anno fa

plz unisciti the club FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS postato più di un anno fa

people of the world today in school my teacher left the class for 1 hr and everyone started trowing pencils at eachother and the teacher walked in and 17 people got detencion lol :0 postato più di un anno fa

Which Group name is better?
Lenegndary heros o Halo angels???? postato più di un anno fa

go to : www.com

its real postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

HI O_O postato più di un anno fa

It's ironic how big Ralph Fiennes's nose is. postato più di un anno fa

our house in the middle of the street~ got that song stuck in my head allll giorno postato più di un anno fa

Just got back from watching the Green Hornet! It was epic! postato più di un anno fa

I'm in the mood for some Arby's!!!! postato più di un anno fa

ugh feel sooo sick tummy ache and light head i feel pukish too :( any ideas to help me? postato più di un anno fa

link BEST VID EVER! 8D postato più di un anno fa

link NASTY VIDEO!I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND ITS 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP!My COUSIN AND I ALMOST PUKED!DX NASTAY!!THOUGHT IT WAS2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP OF CHOCOLATE! postato più di un anno fa

I Amore rainbows!! postato più di un anno fa

i Amore randomness and being an Angel for victoria secret! I Amore ALL te BUYERS TOO and all te who came to the angles mostra with all of us and Heidi Klum from MS candice S (an Angel) postato più di un anno fa

I Amore ALL te fan out there please come to my opening of the sleazy tour on feb 15 in oregon and enter to win a 500$ shopping spree with me! (available at retail shops only which means the money goes further) Amore Ke$ha postato più di un anno fa

<3 postato più di un anno fa

i Amore everything here it rocks especially the saucy baby boy so cute postato più di un anno fa

HELLO WORLD!!!! postato più di un anno fa

*yawn*
It's not even noon,yet I'm so tired... postato più di un anno fa

i is sick it is ewie postato più di un anno fa

5 WEIRD THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on o off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to mostra the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of te just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Ive already tried 1,3 and 4 :P

postato più di un anno fa

to who it may concern,

your girlfriend is mine now, i know
we were besties but she is mine now.
I Amore her and she loves me so
screw te stephine is mine now.

love,
Max

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

me : O-o postato più di un anno fa

you are a normal teen if:

1. u have a facebook

2. te have a cell phone

4. u r wasting ur time Leggere this

5. te didnt realize there was no # 3

7. u checked to see if there wasnt a # 3

8 Oh wheres 6? :O

9. u r smiling right now. :) postato più di un anno fa

Do te wanna have a slumber party in my basement?! postato più di un anno fa

I had an exausting week.
TGIF
MDCV
(French version) postato più di un anno fa

do te Amore me :P postato più di un anno fa

to who it may concern,

i am sorry to have kissed your boyfriend

love,

your boyfriend

________________________________________________________

me : O-o postato più di un anno fa

link I can't see why isn't this actually funny xD postato più di un anno fa

Lady Gaga in concerto in Tulsa and i get to go postato più di un anno fa

I just Lost the game :( postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to see drake campana, bell march13th.. postato più di un anno fa

HEAD EXCERSISES EVERYBODII and left..and right..and left..and right....... postato più di un anno fa

te know, when we're alone and I'm talking out loud it is kind of for your benefit, I already know the things that I am saying. -Outsourced postato più di un anno fa

I tried to cut an apple... I gotta booboo now. :(. XD postato più di un anno fa

Today i burned my tongue while drinking hot chocolate. I'm really stupid! postato più di un anno fa

lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"...... lol :) postato più di un anno fa

"We have found a witch! May we burn her?" -Monty Python. xD postato più di un anno fa

:P :P :P :P postato più di un anno fa

Something...Something...Something...Dark side XD Family guy is so random XD postato più di un anno fa

"Everyone needs to be a little infected da the Biebonic plague.” -Cory Monteith ♥ postato più di un anno fa

Randomness. O_o postato più di un anno fa

ciao if youve herd o like the band rogue wave plz unisciti my spot for them:link postato più di un anno fa

What this world needs is più abortions and più guns. postato più di un anno fa

Add me plz postato più di un anno fa

I HAVE NO SHAME! D: postato più di un anno fa

any one going to see drake campana, bell live? get information at link postato più di un anno fa

Monkey. postato più di un anno fa

OMG O.o, I was full on Canto 'Grenade' earlier and screaming it into the fone waiting for my sister to answer, no one was home and I was walking down the hallway (Still yelling) and then BAM my mum's bf was right there in the lounge room and... I had a giggle fit XD postato più di un anno fa

"Dude, she just called te Australian..." "OH, HELL NO!, HOLD MY KANGAROO!" LOL, So true :) Happy Australia giorno <3 postato più di un anno fa

I had a life, but Facebook ruined it... postato più di un anno fa

True friendship is two Friends munching on a well cooked face together... postato più di un anno fa

write something random postato più di un anno fa

I look at my fan and are left thinking: ... Thats a lot of people I don't know... postato più di un anno fa

I think this pineapple is giving me cuore problems! postato più di un anno fa

Me: ciao Josh, I know who your mom is!
Josh: Who?
Me: TAYLOR! *makes :3 face*
Josh: Ewww Shes black!
Cameron: Dude, te need a lesson on life.
Taylor: Whos talkin bout me?
Josh: YOUR MOM!
Me: Oh dude, thats not somethin nice to say to your mom!
Taylor: WHAT THE?!? *stares at me*
Cameron: RUN BEFORE THAT NIGGA GETS YA ANNIE!
Me: Dude, now te need a lesson on life.
Cameron: Sorry. *sits down* postato più di un anno fa

Smart people aren't nerds,
People that wear black aren't "emo",
Most blondes aren't dumb,
Not all boys like Black Ops,
Not all girls are obssesed with hair.

It's called the real world. postato più di un anno fa

OMG i just found out that my friendz ex real name postato più di un anno fa

dfsdfvrsca bghuew9imorlicjfmxebfyeuwm,xuiewnz,.uie9jnfcedurhbehjcrdcfdbhfcjbhcdcfjhnerikfchjnrekifdjn yay for random
postato più di un anno fa

Boyfriend: Make a C with your right hand.
Girlfriend: Okay.*makes a C*
Boyfriend: *smiles and makes C with his left hand, placing it opposite of hers*
Girlfriend: A heart?
Boyfriend: No. My stomach, and its empty. Make me a sandwich. postato più di un anno fa

Once I found David archuleta's fan number And I called it
And he picked up...but I hung up on him cause
I panicked...so now every time I try to call him he spent pick up.and I'm still mad at myself postato più di un anno fa

link

I'm listening that song: DDD postato più di un anno fa

I just beat my cat up with a noodle.
That outta teach her to quit scratching my feet.

By the way it's the pool noodle, if it was an actual noodle it'd get stuck to her nose, leaving me to quite a site to laugh at. Yeah right now there is just random things laying around my house :p postato più di un anno fa

im soooooo bored all im doin is nothin:~P postato più di un anno fa

2:20am and I'm home alone? Fuuuun :P postato più di un anno fa

Describe me in ONE word, using the THIRD letter of you're name. This is fun :D
--Livi postato più di un anno fa

I farted postato più di un anno fa

Im not going to say anything ḯᾔ﹩ρḯяαтḯøηαʟ, im just going to cuss a lot! - Green Day!! postato più di un anno fa

O_O WHY ARE te STARING AT ME?!? Its not my fault I have Ophthalmophobia (fear of being stared at)!!!! SO STOP STARING!!.......wait.........what were we talking about again?....*Shrugs* oh well O_o postato più di un anno fa

im kinda tired... it was a rough monday... postato più di un anno fa

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o I was going to give te this cookie
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.o<( <) But then I was like...
....U..U

....(\_/)
..(O_O)
.. (>o<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
. .U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o Then I detto sharing is caring....
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.o<( <) But then I was like... sharin is carin....but...
....U..U

....(\_/)
..(O_O)
.. (>o<) I Amore biscotti, cookie
. .U....U

...(\_/)
. (^_^)
. (> <) So then I ate it....teehee.....sorry. postato più di un anno fa

I'm bored, so I'm Scrivere this XD postato più di un anno fa

that movie the roomate looks super scary !
i'm not a big horror movie fan. (:
haha. the previews for the roomate freak me out ! postato più di un anno fa

Hi there, If u could just click this link and vote for me I will give u props!! C'mon guys first one gets three props! link postato più di un anno fa

GUY: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Oh wait, its too long.
GIRL: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Oh wait, te wont get it. postato più di un anno fa

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
te get skinny=then te get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, te will die.. :P postato più di un anno fa

I HATE FLIRTY PEOPLE! FKN TRY HARDS! postato più di un anno fa

Oh, wow. When I turn 18 my mum will still be in her 30's...

$20 says I can get her to go clubbing ;) postato più di un anno fa

Omg Guys ! I Have This App On My Phone, Youhh Put Your Index Finger On The Lense And It Measures Ur cuore Rate. So I Was Bored And I Used It And It detto '98' Then I Started Thinkinq Bout My Ex And Me And I Look Down At My Phone And It Was '140' ! Haha I Was Like Wtf ? O.o lol postato più di un anno fa

Whose Seen Mean Girls 2 ? I'm Dissapointed :( Not Funny Very Cheesy And più Of A Chick Flick ! O.o postato più di un anno fa

i have just the way u r, stuck in my head!!! go away!!! postato più di un anno fa

What I Would Want To Be This Week : A Talk mostra Host Person Thinqy (; I Could See It Now !
* Me Talkinq To Lindsy Lohan*
Me: How Was It For te ? Playinq A 'Straight' In So Many Movies
Lindsy: ..........
Ahh Yes, That Wud Be Interestinq (x postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

cool postato più di un anno fa

would te unisciti my I.H.Y club?its for if te hate something and/or nobody listens to your complains then come here and talk as much as te want here's the url
link postato più di un anno fa

I got Dedicated for JB....!!!!!.:) postato più di un anno fa

Anyone want dinosaur facts? Come to me and I will teach te whatever te want to know. ^^ postato più di un anno fa