Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head
And kick every worriment out of the bed. postato più di un anno fa

A giorno without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. postato più di un anno fa

In the morning te beg to sleep more, in the afternoon te are dying to sleep, and at night te refuse to sleep. postato più di un anno fa

If te can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. postato più di un anno fa

Time flies like an arrow; frutta flies like a banana. postato più di un anno fa

te see, I didn't choose the Meme Life. The Meme Life chose me.

#PraiseKek !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Nothing makes me feel manlier than chopping wood, sawing wood, breaking huge branches with my bare hands, and having cute foxes as my profilo icon. postato più di un anno fa

Glad August is over it felt like it took forever to end. postato più di un anno fa

Well, funny story, water broke in the truck. I was on the far side of the field. Mom and dad rushed over in the subaru. We were too far from any hospital so I wound up giving birth in the field. That's far from ideal, I really wanted a hospital, but that was my own dumbass fault postato più di un anno fa

Telling the boys that I would do the patrols today was a mistake. It's 2:00 in the fucking morning and pregnant fucking Enya is driving an ora away from a fucking hospital. Oh well, I detto I would do it postato più di un anno fa

"Whatever te do...whatever happens... never hate yourself.Don't treat yourself like dirt.Without resorting to boasting and arrogance,you can find the good within te and Amore it always" postato più di un anno fa

Hi fellow fanpop members. I hope that te all have a wonderful Labor Day. postato più di un anno fa

I'm really tempted to buy this cuscino xD

link postato più di un anno fa

Never trust a man that shakes your hand a little too long... postato più di un anno fa

The downside of having a medic in the family is that ironically they usually don't give two shits about hygiene and bring home all the fucking worst flus.... postato più di un anno fa

I have to spend down over 1K! postato più di un anno fa

I had a strange dream last night... postato più di un anno fa

In letto still because of contractions. It could be any minuto now postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys and gals! postato più di un anno fa

I am so convinced that Ohio is a southern state that somehow sneaked itself up north. postato più di un anno fa

Bad sore throat.... postato più di un anno fa

I’ve been to New York City and now I’m in Toronto, Canada

So far, Canada is the friendliest and amazing place I’ve been so far postato più di un anno fa

Anyone get this error msg when uploading icons? It's pretty weird

"Status: 500 Internal Server Error Content-Type: text/html" postato più di un anno fa

My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my cuore says chocolate, pizza, food. postato più di un anno fa

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air. postato più di un anno fa

Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice. postato più di un anno fa

When life gives te a Bad Romance, mostra everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and te guys Just Dance!:D postato più di un anno fa

Whoever ha rubato, stola my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. te have my Word. postato più di un anno fa

If te have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth! postato più di un anno fa

A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.– Masashi Kishimoto postato più di un anno fa

The weekends are too short for Sleep postato più di un anno fa

FRI-YAY. SATUR-YAY. SUN-YAY postato più di un anno fa

Weekend. Beast mode: OFF postato più di un anno fa

I really need a giorno between Saturday and Sunday. postato più di un anno fa

Lmao

link postato più di un anno fa

Lmao

link

DUDES postato più di un anno fa

I just realized: why do i like making this face on here?:
:P postato più di un anno fa

I'm remixing 'Feel The Vibe' da Snails, collie Buddz and Big Gigantic! Wish me luck :) postato più di un anno fa

Welcome to my life. This is my club for sure. My life is full of random. :P (idk why im saying this now when i like joined this club a long time ago) postato più di un anno fa

Anything with Tomatoes in it is a sin. postato più di un anno fa

I haz becum duh Deja Vu mem postato più di un anno fa

My wrist is like a dead weight rn. postato più di un anno fa

DJ Khalid in Math Class

"Mr. Khalid, what is 121 /11"

"One, and another one." postato più di un anno fa

*doesn't like Dark Souls 2*

*Is still playing it and has 200 recorded hours on Steam*

*doesn't know why* postato più di un anno fa

Me: *Casually singing*
Teenage girl: Um, why the fuck don't te have your own album?
Me: Uuuh I dunno. postato più di un anno fa

This thread deserves a sequel. XD link postato più di un anno fa

I know I'm on maternity leave and all, but I can't make the boys work on labor day. Fuck it, I'll do the giorno patrols around the ranch, I can do that, I'll just be in my truck postato più di un anno fa

I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days. postato più di un anno fa

Hello everyone I'm Ashley! postato più di un anno fa

''Hey, do Robots have dicks?'' postato più di un anno fa

*Bad Canto voice* I’M IN NEW YORK CIIITTTYYYYY postato più di un anno fa

In some distant parallel universe I am a French man. postato più di un anno fa

Playing the Lost and Damned and than GTA5.. is one of the saddest things in GTA.. He wasn’t even Johnny anymore.. he was a shell of his former self.. And than he dies (horribly).. postato più di un anno fa

In the great words of Shia Labeouf, "JUST DO IT" postato più di un anno fa

I will admit to having a VERY slight obsequious point of view when it comes to friendship postato più di un anno fa

te know what? I'm gonna switch DAWs; hopefully, I can switch to Ableton.

Side note: I asked future house duo Lucas & Steve if I could drop a remix of 'I Could Be Wrong.' I'm waiting for a response. postato più di un anno fa

''The infinite cerchio of an amazing Laifu revolves completely around your Waifu'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Update for those interested.

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...ow postato più di un anno fa

When your body is built for football, but your soul yearns for theater. postato più di un anno fa

Work people: "Dang tomorrow will be busy..."

Me: "My wrist is swollen..."

Work people: "PLEASE DO NOT CALL OUT! WE NEED YOU!" postato più di un anno fa

Been having some serious contractions. Melody is getting excited for this whole life thing postato più di un anno fa

"Well if your Friends jumped off of a bridge, would te follow them?"

Me: First of all, if they're really my Friends I wouldn't let them xD secondo of all, I wouldn't be a very good friend if I fucking let them now would I? postato più di un anno fa

It's been forever since I postato on this wall. Heyo!! postato più di un anno fa

Wot if...
...Monster came in spicy cinnamon flavour? postato più di un anno fa

I am in way too much pain rn..... postato più di un anno fa

ER: "Eh. Just keep wearing your Ace bandage. It isn't too bad....oh but te might want to call this orthopedic surgeon and heres a prescription.

Me: "....well...guess I'll go to work?" postato più di un anno fa

Ya it's a real break. Hoped for it to be a simple sprain but my arm droops 45 degrees without the brace. postato più di un anno fa

“Sometimes when I feel the darkness it feels.....good”

- Raven, Titans (2018) trailer postato più di un anno fa

Time to head off to work with my possibly broken wrist postato più di un anno fa

cagna looked at me and detto wow kids having kids. Bitch, I may have a baby face, but I know damn well I'm a better adult than te and I'm not going to be the shitty cagna who yepls at her kids at Walmart postato più di un anno fa

There has literally never been anything in my life ever that has provided me with più pure joy than when I play either Sonic The Hedgehog o Slay The Spire. postato più di un anno fa

I have been very addicted to the Under Night soundtracks lately! postato più di un anno fa

Brains vs. Brawn

Brains: Knowledge is più important than physical strength. Having smarts is the key.

Brawn: Oh yeah? Then if you're so fuckin' smart why're te so small? postato più di un anno fa

I probably will never wear shoes with laces ever again. I Amore my slip ons. postato più di un anno fa

New Mexicans? What happened to the old ones? postato più di un anno fa

🥚 Humpty Dumpty sat on the random bacheca postato più di un anno fa

Go go gadget bacheca messager. postato più di un anno fa

My husband has been into old computers here lately. He bought an old windows 98, a dos/windows3.1, and several floppy discs worth of old programs from my dad for like $85. Now I understand where the save icona comes from, that makes so much sense. He's old enough to have used floppy discs in middle school, I've never seen them in person before postato più di un anno fa

What is a perverted mathematician's preferito number?
Sextillion postato più di un anno fa

For some reason, I want wine. postato più di un anno fa

15 ora giorno today cuz idiots called out and I had to both open and close...X-X postato più di un anno fa

We all bleed the same blood..but I only started bleeding after te cut me. postato più di un anno fa

Cioccolato coins are for people who are gluttonous and greedy. postato più di un anno fa

brb hiding from the thot patrol postato più di un anno fa

Just popping da to make a bacheca post cuz I need to calm down since Subway employees are hushing me due to my reactions to my manga. Serussly. Gokukoku no Brynhildr had the best fight scene I’ve seen im awhile and I just watched Infinity War! This manga is so goooood. Oh getting hushed again postato più di un anno fa

Wowsers. It's Friday. postato più di un anno fa

137 days until 2019

im fucking shaking from that knowledge im Not Ready postato più di un anno fa

Me: ciao Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... postato più di un anno fa

That moment when te realize that te haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that te are the most just in case te crash. postato più di un anno fa

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. postato più di un anno fa

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. postato più di un anno fa

Knowledge is knowing a pomodoro is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a frutta salad. postato più di un anno fa

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. postato più di un anno fa

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. postato più di un anno fa

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. postato più di un anno fa

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. postato più di un anno fa

People say te cant live without love,but I think oxygen is più important. postato più di un anno fa

If Amore is the answer, could te please rephrase the question? postato più di un anno fa

The future is shaped da your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! postato più di un anno fa

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. te and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! postato più di un anno fa