I haz becum duh Deja Vu mem postato più di un anno fa

My wrist is like a dead weight rn. postato più di un anno fa

DJ Khalid in Math Class

"Mr. Khalid, what is 121 /11"

"One, and another one." postato più di un anno fa

*doesn't like Dark Souls 2*

*Is still playing it and has 200 recorded hours on Steam*

*doesn't know why* postato più di un anno fa

Me: *Casually singing*
Teenage girl: Um, why the fuck don't te have your own album?
Me: Uuuh I dunno. postato più di un anno fa

This thread deserves a sequel. XD link postato più di un anno fa

I know I'm on maternity leave and all, but I can't make the boys work on labor day. Fuck it, I'll do the giorno patrols around the ranch, I can do that, I'll just be in my truck postato più di un anno fa

I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days. postato più di un anno fa

Hello everyone I'm Ashley! postato più di un anno fa

''Hey, do Robots have dicks?'' postato più di un anno fa

*Bad Canto voice* I’M IN NEW YORK CIIITTTYYYYY postato più di un anno fa

In some distant parallel universe I am a French man. postato più di un anno fa

Playing the Lost and Damned and than GTA5.. is one of the saddest things in GTA.. He wasn’t even Johnny anymore.. he was a shell of his former self.. And than he dies (horribly).. postato più di un anno fa

In the great words of Shia Labeouf, "JUST DO IT" postato più di un anno fa

I will admit to having a VERY slight obsequious point of view when it comes to friendship postato più di un anno fa

te know what? I'm gonna switch DAWs; hopefully, I can switch to Ableton.

Side note: I asked future house duo Lucas & Steve if I could drop a remix of 'I Could Be Wrong.' I'm waiting for a response. postato più di un anno fa

''The infinite cerchio of an amazing Laifu revolves completely around your Waifu'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Update for those interested.

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...ow postato più di un anno fa

When your body is built for football, but your soul yearns for theater. postato più di un anno fa

Work people: "Dang tomorrow will be busy..."

Me: "My wrist is swollen..."

Work people: "PLEASE DO NOT CALL OUT! WE NEED YOU!" postato più di un anno fa

Been having some serious contractions. Melody is getting excited for this whole life thing postato più di un anno fa

"Well if your Friends jumped off of a bridge, would te follow them?"

Me: First of all, if they're really my Friends I wouldn't let them xD secondo of all, I wouldn't be a very good friend if I fucking let them now would I? postato più di un anno fa

It's been forever since I postato on this wall. Heyo!! postato più di un anno fa

Wot if...
...Monster came in spicy cinnamon flavour? postato più di un anno fa

I am in way too much pain rn..... postato più di un anno fa

ER: "Eh. Just keep wearing your Ace bandage. It isn't too bad....oh but te might want to call this orthopedic surgeon and heres a prescription.

Me: "....well...guess I'll go to work?" postato più di un anno fa

Ya it's a real break. Hoped for it to be a simple sprain but my arm droops 45 degrees without the brace. postato più di un anno fa

“Sometimes when I feel the darkness it feels.....good”

- Raven, Titans (2018) trailer postato più di un anno fa

Time to head off to work with my possibly broken wrist postato più di un anno fa

cagna looked at me and detto wow kids having kids. Bitch, I may have a baby face, but I know damn well I'm a better adult than te and I'm not going to be the shitty cagna who yepls at her kids at Walmart postato più di un anno fa

There has literally never been anything in my life ever that has provided me with più pure joy than when I play either Sonic The Hedgehog o Slay The Spire. postato più di un anno fa

I have been very addicted to the Under Night soundtracks lately! postato più di un anno fa

Brains vs. Brawn

Brains: Knowledge is più important than physical strength. Having smarts is the key.

Brawn: Oh yeah? Then if you're so fuckin' smart why're te so small? postato più di un anno fa

I probably will never wear shoes with laces ever again. I Amore my slip ons. postato più di un anno fa

New Mexicans? What happened to the old ones? postato più di un anno fa

🥚 Humpty Dumpty sat on the random bacheca postato più di un anno fa

Go go gadget bacheca messager. postato più di un anno fa

My husband has been into old computers here lately. He bought an old windows 98, a dos/windows3.1, and several floppy discs worth of old programs from my dad for like $85. Now I understand where the save icona comes from, that makes so much sense. He's old enough to have used floppy discs in middle school, I've never seen them in person before postato più di un anno fa

What is a perverted mathematician's preferito number?
Sextillion postato più di un anno fa

For some reason, I want wine. postato più di un anno fa

15 ora giorno today cuz idiots called out and I had to both open and close...X-X postato più di un anno fa

We all bleed the same blood..but I only started bleeding after te cut me. postato più di un anno fa

Cioccolato coins are for people who are gluttonous and greedy. postato più di un anno fa

brb hiding from the thot patrol postato più di un anno fa

Just popping da to make a bacheca post cuz I need to calm down since Subway employees are hushing me due to my reactions to my manga. Serussly. Gokukoku no Brynhildr had the best fight scene I’ve seen im awhile and I just watched Infinity War! This manga is so goooood. Oh getting hushed again postato più di un anno fa

Wowsers. It's Friday. postato più di un anno fa

137 days until 2019

im fucking shaking from that knowledge im Not Ready postato più di un anno fa

Me: ciao Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... postato più di un anno fa

That moment when te realize that te haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that te are the most just in case te crash. postato più di un anno fa

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. postato più di un anno fa

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. postato più di un anno fa

Knowledge is knowing a pomodoro is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a frutta salad. postato più di un anno fa

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. postato più di un anno fa

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. postato più di un anno fa

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. postato più di un anno fa

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. postato più di un anno fa

People say te cant live without love,but I think oxygen is più important. postato più di un anno fa

If Amore is the answer, could te please rephrase the question? postato più di un anno fa

The future is shaped da your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! postato più di un anno fa

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. te and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! postato più di un anno fa

I hate how society feels the need to gender basic life skills. I don't care what kind of man o woman te think te are, learn how to cook, clean, sew buttons, change tires, and change fuses postato più di un anno fa

I just made aragosta Tails on my own for the first time and geeez. That was a good dinner... postato più di un anno fa

<3 te guys. Im doing good and i hope yall r too. But i have to go. Bye. Take care. Stay alive ||-// postato più di un anno fa

''Laws change. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, a plain and simple fact, that what is true and right is true and right for all.''

- Samuel basso (12 Years a Slave) !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes, I wish I could change my fanpop username. Anyone here feels that way? postato più di un anno fa

Man this sucks...Overwatch ACTUALLY is as good as the hype for it was...I don't know why I was hoping to finally try it out and end up thinking it sucks postato più di un anno fa

I haven't had an obsession in a while. I think my new obsession will be *spins a wheel* ...Goofy ahyuck. postato più di un anno fa

Two times two equals scoiattolo postato più di un anno fa

Me: My dog has cancer

Person A: Damn. RIP.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for that person. postato più di un anno fa

A small help please!!!!!!!
His wrath is gonna befall on you

Is the above sentence grammatically correct?? postato più di un anno fa

What do Cesar Romero's Joker and Henry Cavill's Superman have in common? Hint: involves facial hair postato più di un anno fa

Egghead (Vincent Price's character from the 60s Batman show): I'm going to eggstract all of the bank's money. The bank owner will call the situation eggstra bad.
Batman: I'm going to crack your egg shaped crime apart te uneatable egg. postato più di un anno fa

Has anyone ever actually been happy about video games automatically putting your cursor on "New Game" rather than "Continue"??? postato più di un anno fa

When you're so poor te don't mind doing favors for pane instead of money hahaha...wait, that's not funny. postato più di un anno fa

Ah yes, the world of tech is totally easy going and relaxing and not at all frustrating o hard to deal with at all ever.
*HDD crashes and is damaged beyond repair*
Totally not stressful at all.... postato più di un anno fa

Ive signed in for the first time in months... activity still is low? Hahah
But hi everyone! I don't know if I'll stick around but hope all is well with te guys ^^ postato più di un anno fa

I also had such a good giorno yesterday that Im not even mad that work is crazy busy. I bought and played Overwatch while a coworker taught me how to use Ana, I actually got proper 8 hours of sleep, new high score in Tetris, and found my way back to the best streamer on Twitch, LobosJR. postato più di un anno fa

I’m a good thirty chapters into Pandora Hearts and if Im honest, cant reaaally say I recommend it. It starts too slow and tries to get alot of information in too short of a time. I like manga that paces itself out, takes its time to completely flesh out the world and I cannot tell te guys ANYTHING about Pandoras world. Theres like...households and stuff? The abyss? I dunno. If you’re interested, da all means give it a try. postato più di un anno fa

''Ask not for whom the Waifu tolls because she tolls for thee'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I really really Amore my 1995 Lexus ES300.

It's been sitting dead as a doornail in the erba beside my driveway for about a anno and a half now and yet when I went to grab my Cosmic Mix from the center console, it still SMELLS so good. It smells like when we first bought it and yet it has been sitting in the sun for that long giorno after day. It's probably the leather. postato più di un anno fa

I'm finally close to finish Pop Team Epic. postato più di un anno fa

I personally think Fortnite should add in tractors as a drivable vehicle and that they should generate small amounts of wood every tick. Not alot. Two maybe? Two per tick. Very gimmicky but thats what makes Fortnite great postato più di un anno fa

Give me the baby before I stab te in your neck postato più di un anno fa

I should learn to stop watching ghost videos. Ghosts are literally my greatest fear. postato più di un anno fa

Dumb post but my current client sent me some reference pics of the characters of his project that I am doing the art for and the main character's dad looks the same age as him and it's bothering me. Like do I make him look older o do I just go with it??? postato più di un anno fa

Rabid Anime haters have to be the most hilarious dumbasses in existence.You can cause them to boil with anger just da stating that te like Anime lol postato più di un anno fa

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. postato più di un anno fa

Life is like photography. te need the negatives to develop. postato più di un anno fa

A giorno without sunshine is like, te know, night !! postato più di un anno fa

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we unisciti up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. postato più di un anno fa

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, baciare slowly. Amore truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes te smile. postato più di un anno fa

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 più letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. postato più di un anno fa

To do is to be.
-Nietzsche

To be is to do.
-Kant

Do be do be do.

-Sinatra postato più di un anno fa

Life’s a garden… dig it. postato più di un anno fa

te can’t always control who walks into your life but, te CAN control which window te throw them out of… postato più di un anno fa

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. postato più di un anno fa

If te think te are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. postato più di un anno fa

Life is an cipolla and one cries while peeling it. postato più di un anno fa

''The normies don't understand the Laifu that comes with having a Waifu'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

"Did te think that I would cry, on the phone?

Do te know what it feels like being alone?

I’ll find someone new.

Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of my cuore

Is crushed da a former love.

Can te help me find a way to carry on again?" postato più di un anno fa