HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! postato più di un anno fa

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I wish to everyone a great giorno postato più di un anno fa

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the Musica same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. postato più di un anno fa

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" postato più di un anno fa

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" postato più di un anno fa

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. postato più di un anno fa

Someone asked me: "what do te drive that big culo truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" postato più di un anno fa

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the Yaoi icons? postato più di un anno fa

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. postato più di un anno fa

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks fa postato più di un anno fa

im at la minestra, zuppa postato più di un anno fa

My Friends internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will unisciti me in the internets sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza return? postato più di un anno fa

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though te are getting a new one! postato più di un anno fa

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. te want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much più fun if te don't postato più di un anno fa

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! postato più di un anno fa

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock stella, star already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? postato più di un anno fa

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. postato più di un anno fa

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex postato più di un anno fa

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" postato più di un anno fa

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches missile strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? postato più di un anno fa

My overly political brother made a snide commento to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. postato più di un anno fa

"Digital art is easy and cheating! te have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. postato più di un anno fa

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb video and gaming with friends. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys. I'm sorry about the sondaggio earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope te can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. postato più di un anno fa

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked da words that aren't words but poesia that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. postato più di un anno fa

unisciti my club!
link
Feel free to add anything te want to it postato più di un anno fa

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's dato me some perspective that I didn't have before postato più di un anno fa

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. postato più di un anno fa

tfw te are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once postato più di un anno fa

So, I really only commentato on this bacheca like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of domande on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. postato più di un anno fa

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid postato più di un anno fa

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited postato più di un anno fa

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu postato più di un anno fa

ok officer i get that but like why tho postato più di un anno fa

Guess who's getting più snow? postato più di un anno fa

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. postato più di un anno fa

TFW te order something online and it's not here immediately. postato più di un anno fa

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” postato più di un anno fa

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* postato più di un anno fa

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether o not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. postato più di un anno fa

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? postato più di un anno fa

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Friends in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medaglie at my preferito club, including this one. da the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 anno old? postato più di un anno fa

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Back again.. ciao guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. postato più di un anno fa

It took my sister and me 45 minuti to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. postato più di un anno fa

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. postato più di un anno fa

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here postato più di un anno fa

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... postato più di un anno fa

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about bambini with my mom postato più di un anno fa

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too postato più di un anno fa

I’m tired. postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it postato più di un anno fa

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that giorno feels like a festival! postato più di un anno fa

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a campana, bell every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the campana, bell and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? postato più di un anno fa

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 postato più di un anno fa

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if te treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like te wanted.
People, man. postato più di un anno fa

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy giorno Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female Cani so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male Cani over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. postato più di un anno fa

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt postato più di un anno fa

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of te people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some superiore, in alto Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, te all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of te really. te could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 postato più di un anno fa

I talked to my husband like te all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he detto he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a data to the local ice cream negozio so that will be fun postato più di un anno fa

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming più and più inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. postato più di un anno fa

Welp it snowed again postato più di un anno fa

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his letto where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go home and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying postato più di un anno fa

Would anyone be interested in Leggere my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a anno ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in domanda is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. postato più di un anno fa

When te realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link postato più di un anno fa

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule più people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule più people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't te taking your breaks ? postato più di un anno fa

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! postato più di un anno fa

How much do te want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll postato più di un anno fa

My hair is so greasy from not mostrare that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to te postato più di un anno fa

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D postato più di un anno fa

Who here believes in magic? postato più di un anno fa

link postato più di un anno fa

Someday, people. Someday... postato più di un anno fa

I hope everyone has a great day~ postato più di un anno fa

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF postato più di un anno fa

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, te don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a trattore and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine postato più di un anno fa

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) postato più di un anno fa

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first commenti and risposte on this site. Just one domanda to my past self - why did te have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! postato più di un anno fa

You've got a lot of nerve te one-eyed monsta !!!! postato più di un anno fa

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, spazio travel, self driving cars, più useful smartphones, più cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future postato più di un anno fa

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. postato più di un anno fa

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today da cooking me breakfast this morning instead postato più di un anno fa

“You might think I Lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Some old lady at the truck stop: te look pale, are te okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! te can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god postato più di un anno fa

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link postato più di un anno fa

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi postato più di un anno fa

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected da Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She detto they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the bacheca during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. postato più di un anno fa

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the successivo several days postato più di un anno fa

So I talked to the publisher the successivo step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. postato più di un anno fa

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

te get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game postato più di un anno fa

te know what.....we should just like, start a random lyric chain XD original lyrics o just whatever. postato più di un anno fa

During a recente omaggio off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do te call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD postato più di un anno fa

If I made a club for creepy video would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff te can find around the web. postato più di un anno fa

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link postato più di un anno fa

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD postato più di un anno fa

hello postato più di un anno fa

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally o physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. postato più di un anno fa