A 4 years old kid calls 911 to solve her math... postato più di un anno fa

Human imagination is not infinite. It's limited within what we know. We only combine, detach, shuffle and modifica the ideas that we know. For an example, te cannot imagine a new color.. postato più di un anno fa

There is some kind of really nice peace that comes from not giving a shit about a lot of things. postato più di un anno fa

Guys,

I have decided not to come on this club anymore.
Because there are some people who does not want to see me here.

Well I can name few *Jetpack and CokeUmberon* they keep on insulting/ bullying me so I am leaving.

BUT BUT.......

I would still give te guys a chance to stop me.....
I know my loyal fan dont want me to leave so te are the ones who can make me STAY.

I know this club needs beautiful people like me.....
SINCE I AM THE FACE OF THIS CLUB. postato più di un anno fa

Where's the beef? postato più di un anno fa

I was thinking about doing another drawing today when I realized I had left my art shit at Santa Fe with the lesbians. Fuck postato più di un anno fa

This is very important dudes

"You cannot run naked after a mad man in the strada, via after he has taken your clothes away from te because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you" postato più di un anno fa

It's a cycle, a loop. Good makes way for bad and vice versa. But, it's probably human nature that we don't feel good the way we feel bad. It's like happiness doesn't last long enough for us to have any effect, like it's temporary o like even when we're happy, there's a part of us that is busy contemplating the future sadness and somehow we are unable to make the most of all the happy moments that we have. Sadness is perhaps felt much più strongly and lasts longer in impact than happiness. postato più di un anno fa

The sign of a stupid opinion article: When te hate characters for superficial reasons. I will NEVER understand why some females think it's intelligent to hate characters with big boobs. It's like me hating a character for having a 10 pack o some shit. It's beyond pathetic. If your first reason to hate a character for something like big boobs o they are più attractive than you. te need to evaluate your life. postato più di un anno fa

Train of doom is coming...run for your life!! postato più di un anno fa

Im sleepy yet not tired.

Anyone with me? postato più di un anno fa

I wanna get into the horse racing business. postato più di un anno fa

I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. postato più di un anno fa

People, the Prophecy is true !!!! postato più di un anno fa

srry guys i was sick

coff coff postato più di un anno fa

H E Y G E T O F F M E F A T T Y ! postato più di un anno fa

I am listening to meditation track while pooping. I never had such wonderful pooping experience before. postato più di un anno fa

I was gonna make a counter to my fuck Amore domanda called fuck hate where I asked what te don't care about but I realized at the last moment I was essentially asking for your thoughts on what te don't have thoughts about postato più di un anno fa

Embracing my status as Umbridge postato più di un anno fa

Instead of reading

Someone has answered your random domanda on Fanpop

Someone has answered your Damn domanda on Fanpop

lol I’m tired xD postato più di un anno fa

Ah, I miss therapy. postato più di un anno fa

I just found out that I have 23 correctly answered domande for 'the lunch boxes' pop quiz and 36 correctly answered domande for 'the good spelling and grammar' . te are free to do whatever te wish with this information. (just weird to see the kind of club that once were active) postato più di un anno fa

name a very bad Cibo combination!

me: pancake and ketchup postato più di un anno fa

~This is dedicated to guys who think they’re ugly~

Don’t think yourself as ugly, think yourself as a handsome gorilla postato più di un anno fa

*sitting in obnoxiously rosa room with 30 Gatti and bows everywhere, drinking tè and plotting successivo evil plan*
*looks up suddenly, realising*
Oh, no...
...I'm Dolores Umbridge!!! postato più di un anno fa

“The beauty is that through disappointment te can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.”

- Conan O'Brien !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I got the IQ test results. 137, so suck on that 😎 postato più di un anno fa

How I get myself dressed every morning:

link postato più di un anno fa

Holy Shit!!

I was driving my two wheeler and wearing a half-helmet when a boy came running towards me
he was smiling and when he passed da me he gave me flying kiss......And I was so scared and I thought he would attack me o chase me. He has long beard and was so muscular..
I am still shaking..... postato più di un anno fa

I painted today. It was nice. postato più di un anno fa

Just...one...more...day...left... postato più di un anno fa

Fuck apples

Bein all wormy n shit postato più di un anno fa

I really hope noRap reads my answer and takes my advice. If theory is correct, he's just special needs and confused. I hope the answer located at the bottom of "Why Zanhar1 hates/dislikes me?" will clear things up for him and the trolling problem will be eliminated. If I'm wrong, I'll accept that. postato più di un anno fa

So, Darius, my foreman, he detto his sister is going to sposta into town and he wants to know if I'd ever hire her on the ranch. I had to ask, first of all, is she tough enough, secondo of all, does she have nice tits? He just responded, bitch, she black

So yeah, we might finally have another woman on the ranch postato più di un anno fa

Wtf with pain that comes out of the blue! postato più di un anno fa

OMG!!! SO CUTE 💞

My six anno old sister and I fight like these two cute Koala

link postato più di un anno fa

Do te think animali ever wonder why we wear clothes? postato più di un anno fa

So what exactly is meditation anyway. Like te sit there in silence and do what? postato più di un anno fa

Tamarindo pulp caramelle is good :) postato più di un anno fa

OMG!!! te would not believe believe this.....

link

And he still managed to get up.... postato più di un anno fa

Do te ever have something that te Amore so much that te cry whenever te look at it o think about it just because te Amore it so much? postato più di un anno fa

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... there would be mass confusion postato più di un anno fa

Bibbity Bobbity Boo - that’s 20 grand postato più di un anno fa

Wow, I really am a thot postato più di un anno fa

link lmao postato più di un anno fa

OMG!!! I can't stop crying

"Bird Frozen to metal fence rescued da a man"

link postato più di un anno fa

My birthday is in...

9 days. postato più di un anno fa

Has anyone ever wondered how it would be like if we had Asses for Boobs and Boobs for Asses? postato più di un anno fa

I will never look at sandwiches the same way again. postato più di un anno fa

Mom wants me to take an IQ test. Anyone want to bet on what score I might get? I'm thinking like 90 at best postato più di un anno fa

The new icona round is
is ... why
xD postato più di un anno fa

Fun fact. Tried to write the word "facepalmed" and it came out as "Fanpopped" postato più di un anno fa

The moment when you're opening the door to enter a public restroom and the person in the bathroom is opening the door to leave. postato più di un anno fa

It's my birthday
and xD

jk postato più di un anno fa

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD postato più di un anno fa

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all giorno long~ postato più di un anno fa

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank te for coming'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a fuoco if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful postato più di un anno fa

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? postato più di un anno fa

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into più and più of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this postato più di un anno fa

I am off to work
*Gives rose to fanpop friends* postato più di un anno fa

People, do te even? postato più di un anno fa

Stupid Dog

link

vs

Smart Dog

link postato più di un anno fa

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. postato più di un anno fa

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop da drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one da one. postato più di un anno fa

Life is a DNA software system. postato più di un anno fa

We live in a arcobaleno of chaos. postato più di un anno fa

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. postato più di un anno fa

Life is like a game of cards. The hand te are dealt is determinism; the way te play it is free will. postato più di un anno fa

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. te become used to it. te have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how te can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. postato più di un anno fa

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. postato più di un anno fa

Musica washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. postato più di un anno fa

The harder the conflict, the più glorious the triumph. postato più di un anno fa

If you're going through hell, keep going. postato più di un anno fa

te can't attraversare, croce the sea merely da standing and staring at the water. postato più di un anno fa

Life is 10% what happens to te and 90% how te react to it. postato più di un anno fa

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New anno starts. postato più di un anno fa

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. postato più di un anno fa

I like how innuendo-filled random is tonight postato più di un anno fa

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my fanpop profile! postato più di un anno fa

My new phone is rose oro and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. postato più di un anno fa

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. postato più di un anno fa

Calling your man "daddy" o "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". postato più di un anno fa

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once postato più di un anno fa

te see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. postato più di un anno fa

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ postato più di un anno fa

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. postato più di un anno fa

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. postato più di un anno fa

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. postato più di un anno fa

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. postato più di un anno fa

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. postato più di un anno fa

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. postato più di un anno fa

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. postato più di un anno fa

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. postato più di un anno fa

Amore is a holy affection. postato più di un anno fa

Make your lives a masterpiece, te only get one canvas. postato più di un anno fa

ily postato più di un anno fa

Fried chicken..
te and me tonight
🤤 postato più di un anno fa

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 più pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ postato più di un anno fa

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little cagna driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty culo fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little cagna had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in postato più di un anno fa