It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all giorno long~ postato più di un anno fa

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank te for coming'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a fuoco if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful postato più di un anno fa

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? postato più di un anno fa

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into più and più of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this postato più di un anno fa

I am off to work
*Gives rose to fanpop friends* postato più di un anno fa

People, do te even? postato più di un anno fa

Stupid Dog

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vs

Smart Dog

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Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. postato più di un anno fa

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop da drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one da one. postato più di un anno fa

Life is a DNA software system. postato più di un anno fa

We live in a arcobaleno of chaos. postato più di un anno fa

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. postato più di un anno fa

Life is like a game of cards. The hand te are dealt is determinism; the way te play it is free will. postato più di un anno fa

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. te become used to it. te have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how te can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. postato più di un anno fa

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. postato più di un anno fa

Musica washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. postato più di un anno fa

The harder the conflict, the più glorious the triumph. postato più di un anno fa

If you're going through hell, keep going. postato più di un anno fa

te can't attraversare, croce the sea merely da standing and staring at the water. postato più di un anno fa

Life is 10% what happens to te and 90% how te react to it. postato più di un anno fa

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New anno starts. postato più di un anno fa

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. postato più di un anno fa

I like how innuendo-filled random is tonight postato più di un anno fa

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my fanpop profile! postato più di un anno fa

My new phone is rose oro and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. postato più di un anno fa

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. postato più di un anno fa

Calling your man "daddy" o "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". postato più di un anno fa

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once postato più di un anno fa

te see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. postato più di un anno fa

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ postato più di un anno fa

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. postato più di un anno fa

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. postato più di un anno fa

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. postato più di un anno fa

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. postato più di un anno fa

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. postato più di un anno fa

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. postato più di un anno fa

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. postato più di un anno fa

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. postato più di un anno fa

Amore is a holy affection. postato più di un anno fa

Make your lives a masterpiece, te only get one canvas. postato più di un anno fa

ily postato più di un anno fa

Fried chicken..
te and me tonight
🤤 postato più di un anno fa

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 più pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ postato più di un anno fa

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little cagna driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty culo fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little cagna had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in postato più di un anno fa

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do te believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that te can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if te believe
If te put a little faith in me... postato più di un anno fa

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

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Look at this. postato più di un anno fa

i'm in Amore with their Al Mariachi postato più di un anno fa

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are te gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* postato più di un anno fa

Expecto Patronum!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If te ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. te cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice giorno postato più di un anno fa

Who watches the Nexfilx mostra , Kakegurui!!!???😎 postato più di un anno fa

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation postato più di un anno fa

In two weeks... postato più di un anno fa

Does anyone have experience with camping? And da this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also detto that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. postato più di un anno fa

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. te have got a best answer in one of my precedente questions. Best of luck for the new contests. postato più di un anno fa

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if te hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! postato più di un anno fa

Stay thirsty, my Friends postato più di un anno fa

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

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Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the successivo round. Good luck! postato più di un anno fa

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. postato più di un anno fa

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I Amore the most on Facebook liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her Disney Princess and she asked me to call her Cenerentola instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send te her link, if te wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? postato più di un anno fa

so, I am going to post domanda now and then. te guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if te have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave commenti as well. It will be engaging and fun. postato più di un anno fa

I should just quit my giorno job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much postato più di un anno fa

Would te rather die a hero o live long enough to see yourself become the villain? postato più di un anno fa

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! postato più di un anno fa

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wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall postato più di un anno fa

Please sign the petition

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And do check the 9 secondi video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. postato più di un anno fa

I'm in letto and I don't remember how I got into bed... postato più di un anno fa

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. postato più di un anno fa

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. postato più di un anno fa

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only secondo time it has happened this semester. postato più di un anno fa

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. te guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me o anyone else again. I’ve had it! postato più di un anno fa

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him postato più di un anno fa

The child who is not embraced da the village will burn it down to feel its warmth postato più di un anno fa

My God, I had so many message in my posta in arrivo it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! postato più di un anno fa

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my preferito metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own cabina postato più di un anno fa

Silence postato più di un anno fa

I finally got my stupid fucking husband to talk. He's upset because his Thunderbird won't shift into 4th gear and he can't afford to fix it
Okay, I do feel a little bad for him because that car is important to him, but seriously, all this for that? I'd fucking slap him if that weren't straight up abuse postato più di un anno fa

I can't hear te I'm in the skyyyy! postato più di un anno fa

It's official, I'm going to take a truck to Kansas City tomorrow. I'm just going to leave, I won't tell my husband because if he can give me the silent treatment I can do it to him too postato più di un anno fa

I know this is a far shot, but maybe here is someone who has worked with Jira? postato più di un anno fa

Yesterday, I had a Deer Tick crawling through my arm hair. For once, I’m glad to be hairy in certain places postato più di un anno fa

Happy Gemini season! ♊ postato più di un anno fa

ITS THE TWENTYFIRST TODAY... ya know just sayin’ |-/ postato più di un anno fa

te know what, I'm going to work today whether my dad wants me to o not. I need to spend più time taking care of the ranch boys and less time thinking about how much I want to die postato più di un anno fa

I really want one of those stupid fucking rosa Ouija boards but they don't make them anymore and they're expensive when te actually find them for sale. postato più di un anno fa

Akashi, bruh. amirite? postato più di un anno fa

Man, this Davis stuff is really exhausting! Thank god I can chill out here with Wanta to relax.. postato più di un anno fa

I am my preferito character. postato più di un anno fa

I had been listening to old early 2000's emo Musica all week and it made me want tacos and so now I'm eating tacos in an old GIR camicia and I'm glad to know that 2008 never really died. postato più di un anno fa

I am Riley, the ultimate guardian of the biscotti, cookie :3
These are my treasure, along with the ice cream too... postato più di un anno fa

So, the Cake was really a lie in the end huh? postato più di un anno fa

Ever become so tired to the point were te feel like a zombie? postato più di un anno fa

I Amore how we have one thing in the aggiornamenti right now. I feel like it represents the activity level on the site very accurately. postato più di un anno fa

@Riku it's Dendbict Bumblebranch postato più di un anno fa

WTF!!

At least 10 people were killed and 10 people were wounded at a school shooting in Santa Fe, Texas. Witnesses say that at around 7:30AM, the gunman stormed into an art class, yelled "Surprise!" and opened fire. They described him as wearing combat boots, a long cappotto and a "Born To Kill" shirt.

President Trump says he'll do everything in his power to keep pistole out of the wrong hands. postato più di un anno fa

Just got sunburnt all over my face despite the fact that

1) I caked almost my whole body in sunscreen
2) It's only 75-80 degrees outside
3) I was only outside for a half an hour

Like how does that even happen postato più di un anno fa

In case anyone was wondering, my husband and I only really got into a fight over finances instead of actually talking to each other. It was my fault, though, I detto some things I shouldn't have and he wound up sleeping in the box auto, garage last night instead of in our bed. I actually haven't seen him since but when he comes home, I'm going to apologize and maybe surprise him with something nice. I dunno what, though postato più di un anno fa