I now pronounce te husband (Bratz4life ) and wife (NagisaFurukawa-), te may baciare the bride. postato più di un anno fa

''Everybody loves Boobs... It's a universal language!''

- Kenichiro Takaki !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I let my lesbian Friends paint my nails, do makeup, and do my hair yesterday. I felt so goddamn pretty
My nails have little Ford logos painted on them postato più di un anno fa

y ru buying clothes at the la minestra, zuppa store postato più di un anno fa

Honestly, it is good being the Meme God. Memes are part of Life. Everything te can imagine has the potential of becoming one. They have been here since Creation, are being made as we speak and will continue to do so for millennia to come. Memes are the Universe itself !!!! postato più di un anno fa

"I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the other one is to taste as much of life and experience as much of life as we can" - David Coverdale postato più di un anno fa

I've been so goddamn depressed here lately, so a couple of Friends are picking me up tomorrow for a girl's night out in Santa Fe. We're going to get some good Cibo and probably several books. I know Lucia is going to give me some pep talk about Albert Camus and philosophy, Helin is going to tell me all about how there is stregnth in femininity. I know how it's going to go, but I'm excited still postato più di un anno fa

Honestly, Im not against liberals o anything, but geesh California is so damn liberal

Like we are having a talk in AP Government cos my teacher asked for people to defend one side o the other

And the whole entire class is solely arguing on why the liberal idea is right, getting offended when people play devils advocate, and saying the other side makes absolutely no sense o whatever

Its like this whole grade of mine is an echo chamber. postato più di un anno fa

Q: ranch work seems hard, how do te do it? A: da recognizing that existence is fleeting and nothing te could ever amount to is più than a gust in a gale, te learn that your pain and suffering are of no real importance. da recognizing the sisyphean nature of my lifestyle, I learn to hold on to every scrap of happiness that I can scrape up from my meaninglessness postato più di un anno fa

Why did the anatra attraversare, croce the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken !!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Leave a like o commento if your ALSO a fan of Marshal Mathers (AKA Eminem/Slim Shady) postato più di un anno fa

What do te call it when te and your partner just so happen to have the same kink?

A coincikink postato più di un anno fa

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Ahhhh... postato più di un anno fa

te know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. postato più di un anno fa

Did te just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. postato più di un anno fa

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be più like "entered a mental state of regeneration. postato più di un anno fa

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. postato più di un anno fa

If te die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. postato più di un anno fa

If te can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. postato più di un anno fa

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ postato più di un anno fa

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. postato più di un anno fa

When life gives te lemons, squirt someone in the eye. postato più di un anno fa

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a zappa postato più di un anno fa

tbh without Friends
fanpop is shit postato più di un anno fa

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" postato più di un anno fa

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! postato più di un anno fa

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 postato più di un anno fa

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally te can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor postato più di un anno fa

ge ge gegege no ge postato più di un anno fa

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the trattore supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it postato più di un anno fa

I have a simple domanda for te guys.
link postato più di un anno fa

I like how most of te answered yes on my last domanda XD postato più di un anno fa

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ ora drives I can take to visit my università XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD postato più di un anno fa

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! postato più di un anno fa

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! postato più di un anno fa

I wish to everyone a great giorno postato più di un anno fa

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the Musica same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. postato più di un anno fa

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" postato più di un anno fa

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" postato più di un anno fa

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. postato più di un anno fa

Someone asked me: "what do te drive that big culo truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" postato più di un anno fa

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the Yaoi icons? postato più di un anno fa

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. postato più di un anno fa

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks fa postato più di un anno fa

im at la minestra, zuppa postato più di un anno fa

My Friends internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will unisciti me in the internets sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza return? postato più di un anno fa

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though te are getting a new one! postato più di un anno fa

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. te want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much più fun if te don't postato più di un anno fa

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! postato più di un anno fa

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock stella, star already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? postato più di un anno fa

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. postato più di un anno fa

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex postato più di un anno fa

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" postato più di un anno fa

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches missile strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? postato più di un anno fa

My overly political brother made a snide commento to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. postato più di un anno fa

"Digital art is easy and cheating! te have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. postato più di un anno fa

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb video and gaming with friends. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys. I'm sorry about the sondaggio earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope te can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. postato più di un anno fa

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked da words that aren't words but poesia that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. postato più di un anno fa

unisciti my club!
link
Feel free to add anything te want to it postato più di un anno fa

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's dato me some perspective that I didn't have before postato più di un anno fa

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. postato più di un anno fa

tfw te are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once postato più di un anno fa

So, I really only commentato on this bacheca like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of domande on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. postato più di un anno fa

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid postato più di un anno fa

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited postato più di un anno fa

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu postato più di un anno fa

ok officer i get that but like why tho postato più di un anno fa

Guess who's getting più snow? postato più di un anno fa

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. postato più di un anno fa

TFW te order something online and it's not here immediately. postato più di un anno fa

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” postato più di un anno fa

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* postato più di un anno fa

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether o not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. postato più di un anno fa

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? postato più di un anno fa

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Friends in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medaglie at my preferito club, including this one. da the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 anno old? postato più di un anno fa

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Back again.. ciao guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. postato più di un anno fa

It took my sister and me 45 minuti to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. postato più di un anno fa

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. postato più di un anno fa

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here postato più di un anno fa

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... postato più di un anno fa

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about bambini with my mom postato più di un anno fa

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too postato più di un anno fa

I’m tired. postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it postato più di un anno fa

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that giorno feels like a festival! postato più di un anno fa

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a campana, bell every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the campana, bell and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? postato più di un anno fa

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 postato più di un anno fa

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if te treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like te wanted.
People, man. postato più di un anno fa

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy giorno Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female Cani so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male Cani over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. postato più di un anno fa

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt postato più di un anno fa

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of te people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some superiore, in alto Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, te all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of te really. te could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! postato più di un anno fa

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 postato più di un anno fa

I talked to my husband like te all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he detto he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a data to the local ice cream negozio so that will be fun postato più di un anno fa

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming più and più inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. postato più di un anno fa

Welp it snowed again postato più di un anno fa

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his letto where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go home and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying postato più di un anno fa

Would anyone be interested in Leggere my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a anno ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in domanda is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. postato più di un anno fa

When te realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link postato più di un anno fa