im gong as jim for halowen
dood man wot if
pizza is jut st a gay if u thnk abou t it postato più di un anno fa

while all u ppl r out pretending2 b skeletons ima b celebrating my bday which is 2day postato più di un anno fa

September never stays this cold
Where I come from
And te know
I'm not one for complaining,
But I Amore the way you'd roll
Excuses off the tip of your tongue
As I slowly fall apart (slowly, quietly, slowly)
Fall apart

This won't mean a thing come tomorrow
And that's exactly how I'll make it seem
Cause I'm still not sleeping,
Thinking I've crawled home from worse than this

So please, please (please)
I'm running out of sympathy (I'm running out of sympathy!) postato più di un anno fa

Happy Halloween! postato più di un anno fa

I have to make enough bacon, eggs, turkey, zucca pie, and noce pane to feed 15 people. Anyone wanna help? postato più di un anno fa

I really want her to be in BBCTB so bad!!!!! postato più di un anno fa

Crazedsitcomfan is so sexy! I want to marry him! postato più di un anno fa

I've got a busy successivo couple of days. Today I'm working until about 7:00. After that, my husband and I are going to the Dyke and her Serbian wife's Halloween party, and god knows I'm going to stay the night because I fucking Amore them. Tomorrow morning I have a shit ton of zucca pies and turkey to cook for the boys, and I have to patrol the ranch Halloween night. postato più di un anno fa

*wheezes* Why is Leggere shitposting più hilarious it's late and you're fucking tired. It's almost like it's enhanced. lmao. Some postato bullshit and then people's reactions were the funniest thing. "hey quick domanda what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck" "don’t act like te don’t know exactly what’s going on" "fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck" LMAO the so called shitpost is actually a REAL and legitimate thing. I am dying........ postato più di un anno fa

Cooking shows are my guilty pleasure. I will watch the fuck out of pioneer woman postato più di un anno fa

am i the only one who finds it quite difficult to talk to people in my class face to face, but can easily chat with the same classmates through whatsapp o facebook?!
Looks like my communication skills are too bad! postato più di un anno fa

"Assholery is a subtle art, and one my wife has mastered."
-Carlos "Kalispel" Kilroy postato più di un anno fa

So we had our first snowfall of the season today.

Just last week we were outside in T-Shirts and shorts. I still had PLANS to be outside in T-Shirts and shorts.

why Minnesota WHY postato più di un anno fa

So, what are y'all dressing up as for Halloween? postato più di un anno fa

I never thought I would have "sexy zombie" in my cerca history, but I do now. postato più di un anno fa

I made the cut. I finally have a new job. postato più di un anno fa

"A state that starts with S."

Wanta: "San Francisco." postato più di un anno fa

I've been taking my 1956 Ford f-100 out to the ranch più often lately than the f-350. There's just something about the classic feel and the fact that my husband and I rebuilt it from the ground up postato più di un anno fa

We should have a "National No-Icon Day" on fanpop o at least random just to see how well we can all communicate without the icone and just usernames postato più di un anno fa

O shit I found my theme song link
Thx Leftris. postato più di un anno fa

Greetings everyone! I recently became a fanpop member and decided to unisciti this club. It certainly seems pretty lively compared to others I have witnessed. Feel free to call me Keebo. Hope we can get along. postato più di un anno fa

As much as I fight and argue with my brothers, they are how I met my husband. I guess I can forgive them for being statist ticket bags this time

This time postato più di un anno fa

"There is an invariable rule in men's battles, it states: 'An ugly, macho guy can never beat an intelligent, popular, slender and handsome hero.' Your fate was sealed when te showed up with your ugly face."-Dark Schneider(Bastard !!) postato più di un anno fa

One upside to being atheist is how I'm always first pick to work Sundays because I have no religious reason not to o a church schedule to work around. The doubletime pay is great, I'd work every Sunday if I could postato più di un anno fa

my phone came back to life after going through the washing machine

(guess burying a wet phone in a bowl of riso really works, at least for a flip phone)

hopefully it stays alive postato più di un anno fa

Good quality cheese is always worth the premium postato più di un anno fa

My little Cousin got baptised today. I officially became a Godfather !!!! postato più di un anno fa

"Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr." -Pyro 2007 postato più di un anno fa

8theBabe is literally the most beautiful, artistic, and perfect woman te will ever meet postato più di un anno fa

Ok, Guys, Who is a Slider fan. I've just started watching it and it is amazing !

TRA-LAA-LAAAAAA!
( Captain mutande joke.😶) Who loves the books?

☆♡♡♡♡ postato più di un anno fa

In case any older users were wondering, I still have kind of a weird thing with numbers. postato più di un anno fa

I don't even watch Rick and Morty but Pocket Mortys is a super fun game. postato più di un anno fa

As the designated ranch mama I'm not supposed to have a preferito worker, but I do. His name is Darius and he came down here from near Detroit with nothing but an 80s Ford Escort LX and the will to survive down here. We hired him to work on the ranch and the motherfucker borrowed money from my dad not to buy a little ranch truck, but to put mud tires and a trailer hitch on his shitbox car postato più di un anno fa

"The definitions of justice and evil are all in the eye of the beholder.History is full of examples that prove it.Even if it is evil,the one who stands in triumph will be considered as justice,similarly if justice is defeated it will be known as evil"-Cancer Deathmask(Saint Seiya) postato più di un anno fa

Harley Quinn reporting to duty , SIR!

Batman: God help us.

lol ❣ Guys, who likes Sliders ? postato più di un anno fa

when te cut the inside of your lip with your own retainer and te start bleeding a lot ._. postato più di un anno fa

There, I changed my profilo picture, now te know exactly what to expect when talking to me postato più di un anno fa

My dad: Make sure to lock every door at night; unlocked doors are dangerous! Don't keep any windows open at night, even if you're on the secondo o third floor, because apparently a robber could have a ladder with them and will be able to break in! In fact, don't even look outside at night. Danger!

Also my dad: I'm off for my daily 3 am walk successivo to the highway and I'm not wearing anything reflective, as per usual. If anything happens to me te won't know because you'll be asleep. See ya! postato più di un anno fa

"We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty." - Maya Angelou !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I got to work today and one of the boys pointed out I had forgotten to wipe some of my husband's cum off my chest. That was embarrassing postato più di un anno fa

Yk sometimes Leggere old posts,old msgs,old w/e is a bad thing. I am getting too unreasonably annoyed. postato più di un anno fa

;-; My new Trichotillomania medicine / vitamins literally smell like actual shit. Like a really stinky crap. And i have to take two a giorno then four a giorno ;-;

#WhatIsLife postato più di un anno fa

"After the war, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead." postato più di un anno fa

"Some things are beautiful because they cannot be obtained." postato più di un anno fa

Tomorrow I get to see a new psychiatrist and hope he isnt a shitty annoying cagna like the last one I had. postato più di un anno fa

For those of te who are curious, the doctor basically detto two things. 1: physically, I'm very healthy and perfectly fit for having kids. He commentato on me being young, but not young enough for it to be a problem. I just need to learn to better control my temper and keep going to my therapist weekly. 2: it's important to stay hydrated and not push myself too much at work, but I can still do my job as a rancher otherwise. postato più di un anno fa

''There is a thin line that separates Heaven from Hell'' !!!! postato più di un anno fa

My first handmade cosplay is actually going pretty good! I thought it was gonna suck. postato più di un anno fa

Ugh... Ive had a horrible migraine for the whole last quarter of the football game (it was a lighter one that I thought might just be a mild headache since the start of the game), the whole ride back, and now which probably makes about an ora and half of horrible migraine... postato più di un anno fa

while on the school bus, I saw some creepy Halloween decorations that included a giant animal climbing up a tree, and for some reason I started imagining the giant animal coming to life and getting hit da the school bus. Then I started imagining a deer getting hit da the school bus... Less than one secondo after the deer had been hit da the bus in my imagination, we saw a dead deer in somebody's backyard postato più di un anno fa

I have an appointment with my doctor tomorrow to talk about babies. If te think I'm nervous as hell, you're 100% right postato più di un anno fa

Im seriously bored guys XD I should totally sleep since I have an early morning buuutt postato più di un anno fa

I bet nobody here would know who is the character in my current icon! postato più di un anno fa

Der Stress ist echt. postato più di un anno fa

THaslimJim is an actual fucking dickhead, holy shit postato più di un anno fa

Anyone else wonder if there is a whole separate world and culture of fanpop on Global chat? postato più di un anno fa

new phoen who dis postato più di un anno fa

ciao all te ugly motherfuckers I'm deleting my fanpop account te stupid bitches I cant believe i joined in the first place i have never seen so many ignorant and ugly retards BYE postato più di un anno fa

Ford Thunderbird > Ford Mustang

Fite me postato più di un anno fa

Obligatory bacheca post announcing that today is my birthday. postato più di un anno fa

TFW everyone in your school is paying $60-75 to go to homecoming to have their ears blown out da loud dubstep on bad speakers and hang out but instead of that te plan to go with your boyfriend to the arcade and have fun with the $60-75 postato più di un anno fa

Sugar
Honey
Ice
tè postato più di un anno fa

Dance on ye balls
Cat fucking a handbag
Yours only yours
It's a walrus nipple dancepad
It's no lie,
Lisa in the crowd detto "Look! Henry had a vaginal malfunction!" postato più di un anno fa

THE SKY HAS GONE OUT

The sky has gone out postato più di un anno fa

Yk I have come to the conclusion I am a waifu hunter. It is my duty to catch all of the waifus in every series period. This is my chosen one's destiny. I am going to embrace it. *triumphant song and triumphant walk of honor ensues* postato più di un anno fa

Who else is neglecting responsibilities that have deadlines o neglecting sleep to be on Fanpop? postato più di un anno fa

Well. I'm going to a new work program on Tuesday from 8-1. Hope it's better than my current job. postato più di un anno fa

Welp, I've got the 8 truck on the road again, doing another expedite to Kansas City. I'll see te guys in a few days postato più di un anno fa

I wish te all knew just how grateful te should be for fuel injectors postato più di un anno fa

For the first time in my life, I'm finally able to say: I'm getting ready for work. I admit, I'm a little nervous about this. I've never had job training before, much less a REAL job. What if I hate it? What if everyone there hates ME? I know that's a bit of a stretch, but this is all new to me, y'know? I am excited, though, and I'm grateful to get this opportunity in life. I'll try not to worry too much, and I'll tell y'all about it when I'm home. I just hope the risks are worth taking. postato più di un anno fa

Me: Oh boy I'm so glad to be at my own home with my own husband after spending so much time trucking.
Dad: Enya I need te to do another expedited delivery
Me: fuk te dad

Not getting paid enough for this shit. Well, actually, I am, but still. postato più di un anno fa

Today its my 20th birthday. postato più di un anno fa

Alright guys time to go see Yo-Yo Ma.
*finishes tè from puts oro tè cup. Puts on best Lolita coordinate and grabs 600 dollar pen* postato più di un anno fa

Someone kill me before my cold gets any worse. énè postato più di un anno fa

It's soul sucking postato più di un anno fa

How it happens, I don't care
If it's raining o what I wear
I know today is taking me were I'm meant to be
Doesn't matter where I go with my
Phoney jewels, o rock stella, star phone
I'm waiting for a friend to call, o the rain to fall

Life goes by
Who knows why

I can't wait for the world to spin
I can't wait to be happenin'
Oh, what's it gonna take
I can't wait for the time to come
When I'll be shining like the sun
I can't wait
(I can't wait) postato più di un anno fa

I have a theory.... postato più di un anno fa

Hey, everyone, I have great news! I start my vocational job training this coming Tuesday. I'll be working from around 8AM to 1PM (at least that's what I recall my aunt telling), and I'll basically be learning how to work and all that good stuff. I've never had any experience with working a job, that's why it's più of a training thing. But either way, I'm excited about this, I'm thankful that I'm able to finally get somewhere in life. Life is awesome ❤️ postato più di un anno fa

If something comes to mind, then walk, so te don't leave behind any regrets postato più di un anno fa

tfw te have più oro than te know what to do with so te can just freely change your profilo design with your whims postato più di un anno fa

The Minotaur's my butler
The Cyclops my valet
A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fuoco
To a strada, via that's paved in bones
I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne

In the land of the dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
Cause I hold Horror's Hand
In the land of the dead
I'm darkside royalty
I'm far renowned in the underground
And te can't take that from me !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I am happy to announce another important milestone in my life. I am now platonically engaged to THaslimjim postato più di un anno fa

Guess who's going to go see Yo-Yo Ma this Saturday?? postato più di un anno fa

My brothers bought two identical mustangs in Nevada and need someone with a truck big enough to haul them both, so guess what I'm doing this weekend postato più di un anno fa

The giorno is the wife whom I elude.
The one to whom I should be right.
Though forewarned da peers and kin
I always give in to the night.
Mother always warned me such,
being a nocturnal soul
Besides just being simply strange
Spawns from some illness of the mind.

But the Night,
She calls me
She calls me
She calls me
She calls me
She sways in her velvet dress
And pulls me towards her in the dark
While the others rest
While the others rest
While the others rest !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I found country rap??? postato più di un anno fa

Hello, all my lovely fanpop friends. How are y'all?

I'm doing pretty good at the moment, just finished my daily 5-minute meditation. It's actually a really neat experience, IMHO. So far, things in my life are going slowly, but I have hope that my goals will be reached in time. Also, I just wanted to let te guys know that I think of y'all as my own little family. Like, a secondo one aside from my own. With each new thing that happened in my life, y'all were sorta there for me in a way. postato più di un anno fa

I told te I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if te want them back. -BoJack Horseman postato più di un anno fa

Want a challenge, drive a category 8 semi truck through downtown Kansas City postato più di un anno fa

And it's too late baby now it's too late, though we really did try to make it.... postato più di un anno fa

I haven't been on this site in four years. Nothing really has changed about this site only the people using it. postato più di un anno fa

So, I'm about to head off to take my drivers test (the written one), and this is my 2nd time taking it. Dear God, I hope I'm ready. I'm honestly sick of not being able to drive myself anywhere, it sucks. I want my independence, damn it. Plus, I have a car sitting out in our front yard, just begging me to drive it. And I Amore my '06 Maxima ❤️

Wish me luck, and send me all the Amore and positivity te have. Please? Much appreciated. Because I'm nervous as hell right now. postato più di un anno fa

do u ever just rlly want a powderd donut bc I rlly want a powdered donut postato più di un anno fa

its 6;52 am
ive never been up at 6:52 am
waht happens postato più di un anno fa

Maybe if I'm good and I study the art of the deal hard enough, God Emperor Trump will bless me with a white husband!!! postato più di un anno fa

Y tho postato più di un anno fa

The apartment is slowly becoming più and più kawaii dayso. Muahahahaha. postato più di un anno fa

Well,I am new here peeps
Do add me and hmu on my bacheca ;) postato più di un anno fa

Here's your daily dose of consigli from your fellow Fanpopper:

Don't promise yourself you'll do 20 push-ups if your body can barely make it to 10 before collapsing. Just don't, you'll regret that if te do. I learned that the hard way, unfortunately. I'm gonna have to take it slow. postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to be spending Sunday morning at the ranch, but I think I'll spend Sunday afternoon at the range. It's been a while since I've shot my Krag. postato più di un anno fa