Im back from the military to raise morale for election week. Hi guys postato ·8 mesi fa

why do i have a feeling Trump's gonna win the election again?
i don't know why i feel like this. can't explain it postato ·8 mesi fa

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care that I had to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking pista di decollo, pista to get back here to have te smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. postato ·9 mesi fa

We were strangers, on a crazy adventure.
🎶 postato ·9 mesi fa

so, it's NoNutNovember again, huh? meh, i never gave a damn about it, so i don't care if i lose postato ·9 mesi fa

@Americans Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday :) postato ·9 mesi fa

I'm tired of this No Nut November Nonsense
Why should we as stressed adults have to hold back our Amore custard for the sake of two minuti of acknowledgement for a made up holiday. Well I refuse. In fact, I already made four donations to the spank bank while typing this.
Boycott Procrastination of your Masturbation
No to No Nut November postato ·9 mesi fa

Who would win in a bare knuckle strada, via fight?
Crash Bandicoot
or
Crash and The Boys postato ·9 mesi fa

Hope y'all had a fun, safe, and healthy scare giorno yesterday postato ·9 mesi fa

am i the only one here who watched Forged in fuoco every now and then? postato ·9 mesi fa

sooo... how was your Halloween? postato ·9 mesi fa

ciao Everyone
One last Halloween post of the spooky month
te know how much a bag of caramelle costs? $10.99
te know how much an Xbox costs? $399.99, not including the $70 game te gotta buy for it
This post was made da the Fuck Natale Crew postato ·9 mesi fa

''I'm sueing that Grand Theft Auto game for being innapropate for my child when the cover clearly stated 'not for kids''.. postato ·9 mesi fa

May everyone have a safe, spoopy, fun, lovely, magical and especially happy Halloween!!! 🧡🖤🎃 Trick o Treat.~ >:3🍬 postato ·9 mesi fa

so far, Wolfwalkers sits at a 96% "Certified Fresh" on Rotten Tomatoes, and at a 87/100 on Metacritic. looks like Cartoon Saloon are back with another animated masterpiece postato ·9 mesi fa

Miss going to Rize 🎶

link postato ·9 mesi fa

Wars
Earthquakes
Diseases
Sick bastards
Evil people
Hunger
più and più fucked up things in this world..
Don't lose your strength, keep moving on, ingoiare, inghiottire your pain and keep living because life is still beautiful. postato ·9 mesi fa

it's 6 PM down here in Albania, and we ALREADY have kids knocking on our door for candy. usually, they wait 'til it's at least 8 o 8:30 PM, but i guess they wanted to do it earlier this year. but honestly, i don't have candies in my house anyway, so usually, i don't answer the door postato ·9 mesi fa

Happy Cocktober everyone
I hope te all get boned and stoned. In whichever order te prefer postato ·9 mesi fa

happy Halloween y'all! postato ·9 mesi fa

R.I.P. NA Magia Record. postato ·9 mesi fa

You've been red pilled
You've been blue pilled
Some of te have even been black pilled
But have any of te heard of the illustrious brown pill? postato ·9 mesi fa

Everyone says the bank robbery misson of GTA4 is so hard without cheats, it's really not.. Just stay in cover and don't go out in the open.. And going back down to the tunnels will make escaping the cops far easier postato ·9 mesi fa

tomorrow's Halloween again.... which means we'll be getting kids knocking on our doors every 5 minuti asking for candy..... *sigh* joy -_- postato ·9 mesi fa

I don't why swears are still considered bad, they just feel normal, least online.. I don't really swear offline, just feels awkward postato ·9 mesi fa

click like on this if te like me XD postato ·9 mesi fa

Guy: *sings 'WAP' da Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion*
Pastor: "What does 'WAP' mean?"
Guy: "Uhhh... worship and praise...?"
Pastor: "I'm gonna give God some WAP today!"

😂

Just thought I'd throw this joke out here. postato ·9 mesi fa

Just noticed today that I went from a Dedicated fan to a Die Hard one in here. più medaglie from other club have also been coming up.

Funny how they mostra up these last two years that my Contributions are being kept to a minimum yet nothing was mostrare up during my precedente 6 years of daily activity XD !!!! postato ·9 mesi fa

that moment when the hottest girl in your class agrees to go on a data with you... postato ·9 mesi fa

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Friendship is magic! postato ·9 mesi fa

We made a time capsule for 3020.

Inside it:

The secondo stimulus check. postato ·9 mesi fa

Oh my god, everyone
The successivo Smash tournament is taking place on Epstein Island
Get ready to smash, kids postato ·9 mesi fa

so i'm on a marathon of re-watching old Equals Three episodes from raggio, ray William Johnson (back when he was one of the titans of YouTube), and the nostalgia's hitting me like a train right now postato ·9 mesi fa

Shitty Days: *exists*

Me: Can I at least get my coffee first?

Shitty Days: Ahhahahahaaahahaaaa--BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA---NO. Now get up dumbass, we've got a full schedule today. postato ·9 mesi fa

Well, fuck. te know how, like, no-one ever gives a shit IRL? Well, no-one really gives a shit IRL. What the fuck is this world... what am I doing? Why does nothing give satisfaction anymore, like grinding in an idle phone game, where you're supposed to get a reward from grinding, but te never really get anything good, o just keep grinding for no fucking reason. I'm sick of my life. postato ·9 mesi fa

"Mr. Stark..... i don't feel so good" postato ·9 mesi fa

I feel bad whenever online Friends open up to me about dysfunctional homelives, as I don't have one, my family is pretty normal.. though we are dealing with my aunt's husband having slept around, and barely helping in the divorse.. We all having cut ties with him, and now covid is making me depressed about the fact I can't drive, but I gotten better now, still can't, just get invited to più things.. Least covid made me più sociable somehow.. postato ·9 mesi fa

Balto?
più like I'm about to Balt out of this room and jump off a bridge and scream "Oooooooooooooooooo" postato ·9 mesi fa

Hello, I'm the private dick
Ready for another private dicking postato ·9 mesi fa

I play a lot of grand theft auto, so put all the words I know the translatons for to those who don't know..

Homie/Homes - Bro/Pal

Clip - Assasinate/Kill

Amigo - Spanish word for ''friend'', Michael likes to use it..

Heist - Robbery

Job - Heist

Nark - Undercover Cop

Pigs - Police postato ·9 mesi fa

The Lion Guard was shit. and not just because it wanted to make us believe Lion King 2 never happened. no, as a mostra based on one of Disney's most beloved properties, it's really appalling at how much it butchers the Lion King canon just to make a cheap, quick buck postato ·9 mesi fa

If te thought te had me fooled
I'm tellin' te now objection overruled
🎶 postato ·9 mesi fa

can somebody explain to me how and why the hell did a song like WAP blew up?
i mean, i get why Blinding Lights and Say So became famous, but why WAP? it's a filthy song about pussy and whores. normally, i wouldn't mind that, but WAP is just filth postato ·9 mesi fa

I'm now taking sociology in addition to my computer classes. postato ·9 mesi fa

Okay, Musica lyrics...
Um.....
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH! postato ·9 mesi fa

Lovecustard
Nutter Buster
Punk of Spunk
I can keep going all night, people postato ·9 mesi fa

I am the game, te don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way te can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way te can pay me.
I am the pain, and I know te can't take me.
🎶 postato ·9 mesi fa

I've become so numb
I can't feel te there
Become so tired
So much più aware
I'm becoming this
All i want to do
Is be più like me
And be less like you

~R.I.P Chester Bennington of Linkin Park postato ·9 mesi fa

So long, Khabib Nurmagomedov. The UFC won't be the same without you. postato ·9 mesi fa

te know
When te pour that latte and creamer into your coffee
te can see the darkness of the black just go away
With that nice creamy white texture taking over
Blending into a nice comfy color
As the white takes over the black
What I'm trying to say is
If te don't drink your coffee black
You're a fucking filthy racist postato ·9 mesi fa

in about 2 years from now, it'll be my 10th anno anniversary of being on Fanpop
if i remember right, i launched this account all the way back around New Year's Eve 2012 postato ·9 mesi fa

so.... Twitter decided to "cancel" Chris Pratt AGAIN... for supporting Donald Trump?? postato ·9 mesi fa

Stand User: Donald Trump

Stand: arancia, arancio Trumpet ChInA-MeXiCo bacheca With Disinfectant Spray And Twitter Civil War.
Stand ability: Allows for any variety of stupid shit detto da the Stand owner to somehow sound reasonable to his followers. Spewing nonsense to the public allows for the secondo half of the ability 'Twitter Civil War' to activate, boosting the effectiveness of burning the brain cells of his followers for easier persuasion while using Twitter as a distraction. postato ·9 mesi fa

we did a whole lotta grocery shoppin' earlier today. so just in case Albania goes into a secondo lockdown because of COVID, i'm pretty sure we'll have enough Cibo for the successivo 2 weeks postato ·9 mesi fa

Fanpop, te should know da now that the site's new layout is dogshit and te need to cancella it! postato ·9 mesi fa

Oh god, new fanpop is weird. Glad there's a "use classic fanpop option".
Anyways, randomly mentioning this site exists to a person on Twitter as a polling site is weird. postato ·9 mesi fa

It's such a shame we're worlds apart

🎶 postato ·9 mesi fa

Guys, let's be real
Sex
Kinda overrated
In fact
Let's just cancella sex
Sex is cancelled
If te have it
You're going to jail postato ·9 mesi fa

*Dish looks perfect*

*Sauce looks good*

*Properly seasoned*

*Tastes amazing*

Gordon Ramsey be like: Why is there no taste on this extremely thin section of fat that no one eats?! te fucking bag of unseasoned collard green juice, you're a disgrace of a chef! Get the hell outta my cucina and quit your life te goddamn sewage waste sandwich! Set your house on fire! Fry your soul in three week old bacon, pancetta affumicata grease and fuck off! agnello SAUCE! WHERE'S THE agnello SAUCE! postato ·9 mesi fa

would te explore a supposedly haunted ghost town in the middle of the night, for $4 million? postato ·9 mesi fa

so The Weeknd just dropped the brand-new, official Musica video for "Too Late" last night. i just saw it, and..... dear sweet holy baby Jesus! just when we thought After Hours couldn't get any più fucked up... Abel steps in and changes everything.
god knows what the Musica video for "Faith" is gonna be like. postato ·9 mesi fa

watchng those really old smash videos, back when it was just Ian and Anthony.. they were so great back then, and even now, Ian seems to be the only highlight to any new ones.. not that I seen to many new ones postato ·9 mesi fa

Protip: don't watch Final Destination the night before your surgery. o do, if te want to make the trip più exciting. postato ·9 mesi fa

YouTube shadow bans Pewdiepie... for literally no reason at all!
when even the site's biggest and most famous content creator isn't sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza from Susan's random hate-boner (that she apparently adores so much), it just makes it even più obvious that the end of YouTube is coming postato ·9 mesi fa

well, looks like i'm the only one here right now.
damn you, time zones! postato ·9 mesi fa

Maine Coon kitties :3 postato ·9 mesi fa

Are te familiar with the classic stop motion monkey head?
Yeah, you're in the know, buddy
te get it postato ·9 mesi fa

What should my successivo bacheca post be about? Oh...wait.... postato ·9 mesi fa

so we just got a teaser trailer for Disney's Raya and the Lost Dragon, AND the official trailer of the new Animaniacs reboot. this is a pretty interesting giorno so far postato ·9 mesi fa

Thick Thighs Save Lives!

But they can also crush o choke them out of people.

Your call !!!! postato ·9 mesi fa

random words postato ·9 mesi fa

Life is not short te are. postato ·9 mesi fa

If Wind still ships me to Seras. I'm not even mad anymore.. If Seras is my girlfriend, that means a blonde chick for England is all mine.. And that’s awesome XD postato ·9 mesi fa

te know when te find porn and te tell people, like your girlfriend o your grandma that it's just for a friend?
Well that friend is me
And you're gonna hand that porn over right now
This is non-negotiable postato ·9 mesi fa

Any adult whos like a teacher o a parent o something that genuinely enjoys fucking with the minds of kids da being a petty culo adult who can't stand a kid seeing through their web of dumb bullshit:
Kind of a faggot, not gonna lie postato ·9 mesi fa

te are my fire
The one desire
Believe when i say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When te say
That i want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear te say
I want it that way postato ·9 mesi fa

That one guy that everyone likes

Til the party's over

And he realizes that no one actually gave a genuine fuck to begin with. postato ·9 mesi fa

Timber detto he's half canadian.. well I'm half irish, well french actually, but my mom's sde irish, so sounds più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento postato ·9 mesi fa

Me: *has an important errand to run* Okay, so I have enough time to fuck around with so I can do it later

*Sets reminders for important errand*

Also me: *Forgets about errand along with the fact that my phone is on silent/do not disturb and rushes to do errand at the last secondo amd barely makes it to errand location on time to take care of detto errand* postato ·9 mesi fa

Anyone remember asking for the website to be changed? Neither do I. postato ·9 mesi fa

i might be half-Canadian, but i've never been in Ottawa before. i've only been in Toronto postato ·9 mesi fa

To all te people who wanna fuck monsters
Stop calling yourself monster fuckers
We prefer te call the deed The Monster Mash
The Graveyard Smash is acceptable too postato ·9 mesi fa

I'm not tryna talk at all
'Cause i'm tryna Amore te crazy
Put some più inside your cup
And drink 'til te numb the pain
I got 'em touchin' on their bodies
These girls keep touchin' on their bodies
They got accustomed to the life we live
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous
I got 'em thinking that they want me
Although they know they're not the only
I got 'em wantin' to embrace their sins
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous postato ·9 mesi fa

Sonic, after getting tired of ruining his own series of games, has decided to stick his slimy dick into the Fall Guys scene. Now te can hate both five anno olds and Sonic a little bit più when they steal your egg postato ·9 mesi fa

it's been scientifically proven that a cat's purr can annihilate anxiety and depression postato ·9 mesi fa

first facebook, now fanpop.. eveything keeps changing to ways I find harder to understand postato ·9 mesi fa

what's the worst movie you've ever seen? postato ·9 mesi fa

When fanpop forces te to switch to their ''Modern'' version: link postato ·9 mesi fa

awwww! fanpop wants its users to switch to their new "updated" version of the site. real cute, Fanpop. real cute postato ·9 mesi fa

My fanpop put itself in the literally-unusable "new" format and I can't find the button to put it back into classic mode?? Isn't it at the bottom of the page somewhere? Save me from this torment pls postato ·9 mesi fa

I've been using my macbook password as my fanpop for 8 years.. But now it feels special on here postato ·9 mesi fa

This bible thing is pretty good
They should make a movie out of it postato ·9 mesi fa

Talking about Hellsing with Canada24 got me feeling all nostalgic. I need to rewatch it. postato ·9 mesi fa

yep. i'm a 23-year-old guy, and i'm a fan of The Weeknd
there, i detto it postato ·9 mesi fa

Computers never go on strike postato ·9 mesi fa

Alpha and Omega 2: originally planned as a theatrical sequel, having nothing to do with Christmas, and instead would've focused on Kate, Humphrey, Garth and Lilly "going on a quest to find a way to their home from impending destruction" (according to the A&O wiki)

the A&O 2 we actually got: a bland Christmas-themed special that's only 45 minuti long, and has weak animation, a rushed story, new characters that suck (aside from Princess) and a genuine WTF ending postato ·9 mesi fa

Guys, te gotta help me
I've been degloved
I Lost my gloves to a raving lunatic and can't find them
He just pulled them off my hands and ran off
How can someone just deglove another man
I need your help
But only to those familiar with degloving
If te can prove te have mild understanding of degloving cases, I may hear te out
Please, please, please
I just want my gloves back
They had Elmo on it postato ·9 mesi fa

Just a word from te to hold on to
Before the night is gone
Can't te see we're living on the run
Baby close your eyes to realize
Before it comes undone
Can't te see we're living on the run
🎶 postato ·9 mesi fa

te KNOW there's something wrong with me when I find pony Mov Spike più like me, than the real Spike is.. Not the stoner part.. The smart culo part.. postato ·9 mesi fa

i don't know if te guys care o not, but i just made a new fanclub for the upcoming animated movie called Wolfwalkers, da Ireland's Cartoon Saloon. y'all can check it out if te want

link postato ·9 mesi fa