Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had crostini, pane tostato - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD postato ·4 mesi fa

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market da The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to te da the Frank castello Crew postato ·4 mesi fa

It was me, Barry postato ·4 mesi fa

I dont know If I want to start posting o just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten minuti XD its hard to start over when coming back lol postato ·4 mesi fa

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who te are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid te farewell, my good sir." postato ·4 mesi fa

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. postato ·4 mesi fa

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” postato ·4 mesi fa

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, te know te are alive.” postato ·4 mesi fa

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” postato ·4 mesi fa

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” postato ·4 mesi fa

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" postato ·4 mesi fa

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. postato ·4 mesi fa

This is the third bad aggiornamenti I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. postato ·4 mesi fa

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming Batman film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's più and più and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new Batman film better have Batman dancing o I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?" postato ·4 mesi fa

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 postato ·4 mesi fa

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye postato ·4 mesi fa

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link postato ·4 mesi fa

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ postato ·4 mesi fa

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' postato ·4 mesi fa

It's all fun and games until tigri start drop kicking te while listening to Iris of the Human da Forfeiter. postato ·4 mesi fa

Do te ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then te do, and te see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and te feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. postato ·4 mesi fa

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. postato ·4 mesi fa

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
te should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell te "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself postato ·4 mesi fa

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. lol postato ·4 mesi fa

In Red Dead Redemption 2 te can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. postato ·4 mesi fa

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer sposta and cancella earth live on Twitter postato ·5 mesi fa

I wish my life was più interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... postato ·5 mesi fa

te what te do,
te and your crew,
te even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. postato ·5 mesi fa

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do te think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly postato ·5 mesi fa

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some bacon, pancetta affumicata on it
One thing I Amore più than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some bacon, pancetta affumicata on it
One thing I Amore più than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou postato ·5 mesi fa

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot burro on your breakfast toast" postato ·5 mesi fa

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. postato ·5 mesi fa

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation postato ·5 mesi fa

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I Amore the way | te scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole te dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my cuore I wear it well' postato ·5 mesi fa

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! postato ·5 mesi fa

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD postato ·5 mesi fa

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. postato ·5 mesi fa

I do admittedly like my slightly Gothic style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror video on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. postato ·5 mesi fa

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best Anime couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD postato ·5 mesi fa

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to letto at some point soon xD postato ·5 mesi fa

I unisciti the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. postato ·5 mesi fa

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also baciare manga.
RIP baciare Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated da Giappone community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. postato ·5 mesi fa

I am sick and tired of making a sondaggio on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If te guys don't vote on my sick culo poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset postato ·5 mesi fa

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. o lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes più sense than blaming video games though.. postato ·5 mesi fa

the moment te realize te still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. postato ·5 mesi fa

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's più I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. postato ·5 mesi fa

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what te are
te could be blacker than the night o as white as snow
te could be straight as an Arrow o as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender o sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
te should understand the value of not being a dickhead postato ·5 mesi fa

On Twitter, te always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning postato ·5 mesi fa

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? postato ·5 mesi fa

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them postato ·5 mesi fa

Look, te all can post your Anime pics and memes all te want, but until te pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku fantasy like my nigga Mr. Anime, te don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? postato ·5 mesi fa

Since apparently it needs to be detto because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages te using my name o username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. segnala the account and the message because that ain't me. postato ·5 mesi fa

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy posta in arrivo me XD I'm bored postato ·5 mesi fa

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. postato ·5 mesi fa

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD postato ·5 mesi fa

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... postato ·5 mesi fa

te have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and pane of wheat." 😂😂 postato ·5 mesi fa

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. postato ·5 mesi fa

Welp. fanpop on a phone sucks balls. postato ·5 mesi fa

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that te guys mostra all of te rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. postato ·5 mesi fa

Remember when te were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and te would buy one of those Spongebob o Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man o a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories postato ·5 mesi fa

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE ora doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. postato ·5 mesi fa

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* postato ·5 mesi fa

Every confusion in Anime is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". postato ·5 mesi fa

I'm having a memingful time XD postato ·5 mesi fa

I wanna pet balena :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. postato ·5 mesi fa

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X postato ·5 mesi fa

Where the fuck is Lefty when te need him? XD postato ·5 mesi fa

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. postato ·5 mesi fa

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, te dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' postato ·5 mesi fa

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) postato ·5 mesi fa

Have te ever received strange messages here? postato ·5 mesi fa

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? postato ·5 mesi fa

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell te something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. postato ·5 mesi fa

Guys the icona contest is back. I think uploading immagini work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. postato ·5 mesi fa

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give o take. postato ·5 mesi fa

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 postato ·5 mesi fa

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD postato ·5 mesi fa

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island postato ·5 mesi fa

Who got the apples? postato ·5 mesi fa

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 postato ·5 mesi fa

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. postato ·5 mesi fa

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! postato ·5 mesi fa

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! postato ·5 mesi fa

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. postato ·5 mesi fa

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell te never to go with strangers
But te know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells te to go with them, maybe go with them
te may find yourself on a fun adventure postato ·5 mesi fa

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. postato ·5 mesi fa

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? postato ·5 mesi fa

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. postato ·5 mesi fa

ciao girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What te currently have in your mouth is art postato ·5 mesi fa

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. postato ·5 mesi fa

I just ate dark Cioccolato and coffee two amaro things just like life in 2020

XD postato ·5 mesi fa

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that te try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right o damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. postato ·5 mesi fa

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. postato ·5 mesi fa

Sup, minions. postato ·5 mesi fa

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) postato ·5 mesi fa

My friend detto that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope te all have a lovely creampie postato ·5 mesi fa

Reasons why pasta is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. postato ·5 mesi fa

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. postato ·5 mesi fa

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried da 'Jerry''. postato ·5 mesi fa