The meat powder cardigan will soon be mine... postato più di un anno fa

Does anyone else here have crushes on fictional people? I'm almost certain that some do. As of this moment, I have a crush on Nickolas Wilde from Zootopia <3

But te all knew that, so.... Yeah. postato più di un anno fa

My boyfriend is the best. I've been sad all day, so he shows up after work with a can of monster, his Thunderbird, and a condom. Just so te know, if te get the chance to data a mechanic, do it. Nothing beats the smell of old motor oil while he's making Amore to you.
But yeah, I wound up calling in sick at work today, I hope mental illness counts for calling in sick because depression is the worst thing in the world. postato più di un anno fa

My boyfriend doesn't like my singing. *Le sigh* postato più di un anno fa

* waves * kon'nichiwa minasan! postato più di un anno fa

Using socket wrenches is hard after you've had enough caffeine to kill a fucking horse postato più di un anno fa

Sorry about not being around much anymore. Having two jobs and a project car is a cagna postato più di un anno fa

Why don't we just all acknowledge that the poverty and over-population in poor countries is not helping the world at all? Like, it's our fault, as a race, that things are just that fucked up. Over-population is a massive problem and it's just going to get worse. So, how do we deal with it? We can't just kill them all, so what do we do? Simple. We do nothing. Because we can't do jack shit. We're fucked. postato più di un anno fa

Do te crave power? postato più di un anno fa

I did a thing. If you're interested in roleplaying TVD, come find me @ roleplay.me/_salvatore

The site's a little myspace-y, but with the right people it's extremely fun. postato più di un anno fa

I just discovered the wonders of Icelandic rap music. 10/10 would recommend. postato più di un anno fa

Why is it that I make a separate account just for shits and giggles and fanpop takes it down within an hour, but a troll can be banned and make a separate account but it won't be taken down until the successivo day?
This is why I fucking hate Fanpop. postato più di un anno fa

Tax return checks mean that I get to buy brand. postato più di un anno fa

Whenever I detto I hate Akame ga Kill! o anything related to that anime, there's always one guy bitching me about it. "OMG how could te hate Akame ga Kill!? That Anime is one of the best Anime in the whole world!!!" God I hate people like these. postato più di un anno fa

"So how do we get out of here?"

"I'm not coming with te this time."

"What?" postato più di un anno fa

Since this isn't Facebook, I'm less likely to be b****ed at for saying this.... so....

Confession time: I <3 Nicholas Wilde! I seriously Amore everything about this adorable fox.

He's:

A likable character
Easy to sympathize with
Adorable
Extremely attractive (aka hot)

There, I detto it. I got that outta my system and I'm not ashamed of it. postato più di un anno fa

I am groot....... postato più di un anno fa

Does anyone know how to forget about old crushes? postato più di un anno fa

I just saw a post where someone detto that they hated Bellatrix because of something she did in a FANFICTION that they read! lol what? There are other perfectly valid reasons to hate my husband, and that's what you're going with? I cannot lol. postato più di un anno fa

Today's my birthday. Gonna try be productive. Already drawn something for an art trade so off to a great start. postato più di un anno fa

Going through all my old posts, commenti and antics.... God, I was extremely annoying. I don't know when the "le" and "ermedgahd" fazes died down, but I'm glad they did. Don't get me started on the "xD" and "=3=" faces, and ending every sentence with "//shot". te lifers are war Heroes for putting up with that mess. postato più di un anno fa

AH HA, so I figured out that all the random activity is on Unpopular Opinions.
....Or possible other forums. postato più di un anno fa

Happy Birthday Earth!!~ ^w^ I hope te feel super clean and special today because we Amore you, and we even made your preferito cake. :) I hope te guys have a super relaxing and love-fulled Earth's Day.~ Why don't te go recycle o plant a tree, now?~ postato più di un anno fa

So Windows 10 Creator's update thingy whatever just broke my DVD playback. HAHAHA....screw te Windows update. postato più di un anno fa

So today on my lunch break I decided to be a mature adult and watch MLP to see if my opinion on it had changed. ATM I am not sure how I feel about it; it has it's kinda funny moments. postato più di un anno fa

Pikachu! I choose you! Use thunderbolt! postato più di un anno fa

I Amore 4:20 PM at 69 degrees, because I like to party postato più di un anno fa

It's really weird to think that I'm two decades old. postato più di un anno fa

the moment when te are in your best mood
te realize everyone in your house is sound asleep xD time for pizza lol postato più di un anno fa

Thank GOD Dragon-88 is gone.. postato più di un anno fa

If were to die.. I would try at least ONE joint, for my bucket list postato più di un anno fa

My hair is like brown and curly cotton candy. postato più di un anno fa

would te rather sing in front of people o eat the world's hottest chili?

i Amore spicy Cibo so i don't have a problem xD postato più di un anno fa

somebitch walked into the gun store and was all like ayo where tha glocks at and i was like dood glocks arent even real and he was like oooooooooooo postato più di un anno fa

I use to say Michael De Santa was the most likeable GTA character ever..

But seeing it now.. All he scream at people, before he kills them.. And than tell people he feels bad about it. But he doesn't LOOK like he feels very bad about it.

Seriously.. Play the game again, and tell me that Michael doesn't strike te as a crazy serial killer, that would be hiding in a dark ally.. postato più di un anno fa

God Cat Noir can hit me with his extending shaft anytime he wants. postato più di un anno fa

Why did the cintura get arrested? postato più di un anno fa

Alvin and the Chipmunks. postato più di un anno fa

How do astronomers organize a party? postato più di un anno fa

It seems like there più people on fanpop lately postato più di un anno fa

When an email doesn't change to read, then te mark it manually but it still shows up on the side as still having 1 unread mail. postato più di un anno fa

This is a party post. Who wants to party?! postato più di un anno fa

My cat is in heat. Must listen to Mozart's works with volume up. postato più di un anno fa

Well when ur on the brink of death there's only one word that helps, MAAARTHA jk 😂 postato più di un anno fa

what if your posta in arrivo on fanpop reached one million messages? xD postato più di un anno fa

I'm the kind of guy who works out for 30 minuti and then goes "I did good today. I'm gonna eat a bunch of doughnuts to celebrate!" postato più di un anno fa

I am Going to hurt someone. My friend emailed me because I had to stay home again. Well a kid stabed her. Now I am going to stab him. postato più di un anno fa

Do te guys think it's okay to use another icona (which contains slight spoilers)? postato più di un anno fa

Good bye, people. I'm on a leave again. I won't be back before a anno o so. Just like always. When I return, who knows which users will I see again.... tatta. :) postato più di un anno fa

do te guys want più of my sondaggi random things - pick one? if it's boring o something let me know postato più di un anno fa

I'm so tired I could eat a horse...wait what? postato più di un anno fa

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis,filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the bacheca & get satisfied herself. Oneday her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall, removed the husbands penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere postato più di un anno fa

Just Lost my voice. I have to go to school but I am not aloud to talk at all. I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY! postato più di un anno fa

I am dieing right now. I am sick and it does not help that I am always outside. postato più di un anno fa

people x soft drinks are bad
me x buys big culo pepsi postato più di un anno fa

;-; Guys I was going to make another fun Hunger Games Simulator for this club like I did in the past since its been a while and everyone seemed to have enjoyed it ;-;

But ;-; Despite having the code a week fa ;-; The website deleted my and forgot my code that had all the fun events that could have happened and made it fun ;-;

If te guys like, I could try to make it again ;-; postato più di un anno fa

I often like to think that somewhere in my ancestry there is royalty. postato più di un anno fa

Today I played a prank and wrote my friend's name on my test and he got an A plu- oh.. huh.. postato più di un anno fa

Happy National Siblings Day! postato più di un anno fa

Praise Kek !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I played a prank on my friend comeron okay so this is how it went:
I walked up to a kid she hates and told him she liked him and told him to ask her out. He did but like 5 times. She thinks he likes her but it was me. I am also going to prank her da giving her a stuffed animal that my dog has played with before. postato più di un anno fa

Just told my friend how many kids bully me. I regret it now. postato più di un anno fa

Why is the human race so ignorant that we must fear and destroy what we don't understand? I don't get that. I say rather than fearing the unknown, we should study it. I think we as a whole should expand our horizons. If knowledge is power, then why can't we wield it? I think that we could benefit greatly from domande much better than judgments. My domanda is... Do te crave knowledge? postato più di un anno fa

Requesting target , mail order pizza. I repeat, target is the pizza. Over. Over. postato più di un anno fa

te are not a drop in the ocean te are the entire ocean
In a drop postato più di un anno fa

rose are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what te think......
Its a Teabag postato più di un anno fa

Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic postato più di un anno fa

Having been on this club, and even più so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. postato più di un anno fa

I was born to smother te with flowers. postato più di un anno fa

Today a kid walked up to me and detto "are te my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not te mom" he detto te look like her are te sure te are not here. I detto yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. postato più di un anno fa

When a lady is pregnant, all her Friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... postato più di un anno fa

I just got a surgery yesterday. postato più di un anno fa

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be Friends are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. postato più di un anno fa

Today I made Friends with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. postato più di un anno fa

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? postato più di un anno fa

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the secondo time today. postato più di un anno fa

Have te ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes te stronger and to find out who te really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but te should not change. I bet te all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help te though the hardest times in te life.
commento if te have a best friend AND If te get bullied and how they help you. postato più di un anno fa

I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. postato più di un anno fa

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if te choke it. postato più di un anno fa

just because i detto something nice doesn't give te the right to call me your friend all the sudden postato più di un anno fa

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS postato più di un anno fa

Today is the last giorno for pssas!! :) postato più di un anno fa

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish te were her..... postato più di un anno fa

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. postato più di un anno fa

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. postato più di un anno fa

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, te see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: postato più di un anno fa

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? postato più di un anno fa

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... postato più di un anno fa

I was high af at this gun negozio where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired postato più di un anno fa

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll risposte while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. postato più di un anno fa

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told te to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. postato più di un anno fa

if te were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops te know those were the best years even trolls were funny postato più di un anno fa

Whoever says Cani can't smile never met my dog. postato più di un anno fa

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so random rawr lol xD' phase. postato più di un anno fa

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if te can even consider that trolling. postato più di un anno fa

That moment when you're not active on a site and when te try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay te don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then te just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. postato più di un anno fa

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. postato più di un anno fa

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 postato più di un anno fa

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. postato più di un anno fa

Boi. postato più di un anno fa