A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis,filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the bacheca & get satisfied herself. Oneday her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall, removed the husbands penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere postato più di un anno fa

Just Lost my voice. I have to go to school but I am not aloud to talk at all. I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY! postato più di un anno fa

I am dieing right now. I am sick and it does not help that I am always outside. postato più di un anno fa

people x soft drinks are bad
me x buys big culo pepsi postato più di un anno fa

;-; Guys I was going to make another fun Hunger Games Simulator for this club like I did in the past since its been a while and everyone seemed to have enjoyed it ;-;

But ;-; Despite having the code a week fa ;-; The website deleted my and forgot my code that had all the fun events that could have happened and made it fun ;-;

If te guys like, I could try to make it again ;-; postato più di un anno fa

I often like to think that somewhere in my ancestry there is royalty. postato più di un anno fa

Today I played a prank and wrote my friend's name on my test and he got an A plu- oh.. huh.. postato più di un anno fa

Happy National Siblings Day! postato più di un anno fa

Praise Kek !!!! postato più di un anno fa

I played a prank on my friend comeron okay so this is how it went:
I walked up to a kid she hates and told him she liked him and told him to ask her out. He did but like 5 times. She thinks he likes her but it was me. I am also going to prank her da giving her a stuffed animal that my dog has played with before. postato più di un anno fa

Just told my friend how many kids bully me. I regret it now. postato più di un anno fa

Why is the human race so ignorant that we must fear and destroy what we don't understand? I don't get that. I say rather than fearing the unknown, we should study it. I think we as a whole should expand our horizons. If knowledge is power, then why can't we wield it? I think that we could benefit greatly from domande much better than judgments. My domanda is... Do te crave knowledge? postato più di un anno fa

Requesting target , mail order pizza. I repeat, target is the pizza. Over. Over. postato più di un anno fa

te are not a drop in the ocean te are the entire ocean
In a drop postato più di un anno fa

rose are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what te think......
Its a Teabag postato più di un anno fa

Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic postato più di un anno fa

Having been on this club, and even più so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. postato più di un anno fa

I was born to smother te with flowers. postato più di un anno fa

Today a kid walked up to me and detto "are te my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not te mom" he detto te look like her are te sure te are not here. I detto yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. postato più di un anno fa

When a lady is pregnant, all her Friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... postato più di un anno fa

I just got a surgery yesterday. postato più di un anno fa

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be Friends are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. postato più di un anno fa

Today I made Friends with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. postato più di un anno fa

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? postato più di un anno fa

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the secondo time today. postato più di un anno fa

Have te ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes te stronger and to find out who te really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but te should not change. I bet te all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help te though the hardest times in te life.
commento if te have a best friend AND If te get bullied and how they help you. postato più di un anno fa

I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. postato più di un anno fa

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if te choke it. postato più di un anno fa

just because i detto something nice doesn't give te the right to call me your friend all the sudden postato più di un anno fa

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS postato più di un anno fa

Today is the last giorno for pssas!! :) postato più di un anno fa

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish te were her..... postato più di un anno fa

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. postato più di un anno fa

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. postato più di un anno fa

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, te see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: postato più di un anno fa

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? postato più di un anno fa

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... postato più di un anno fa

I was high af at this gun negozio where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired postato più di un anno fa

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll risposte while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. postato più di un anno fa

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told te to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. postato più di un anno fa

if te were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops te know those were the best years even trolls were funny postato più di un anno fa

Whoever says Cani can't smile never met my dog. postato più di un anno fa

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so random rawr lol xD' phase. postato più di un anno fa

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if te can even consider that trolling. postato più di un anno fa

That moment when you're not active on a site and when te try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay te don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then te just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. postato più di un anno fa

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. postato più di un anno fa

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 postato più di un anno fa

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. postato più di un anno fa

Boi. postato più di un anno fa

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! postato più di un anno fa

Have te ever noticed once te "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany minuti were left and there was like 1 min left already. postato più di un anno fa

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting successivo week. I just want to put on my worn out trench cappotto and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? postato più di un anno fa

I'm a new user here!

da the way, if any of te have Facebook account, can te please like my page? :-)
---> link postato più di un anno fa

wot if it isn'tapril fools giorno postato più di un anno fa

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 postato più di un anno fa

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv postato più di un anno fa

te know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! postato più di un anno fa

April Fool's giorno is gay. postato più di un anno fa

i Amore america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect o that everything has a they just act like they own the fucking earth postato più di un anno fa

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite postato più di un anno fa

Geesh. Kingdom Hearts sucks its like so made for children with all that Disney oh wow how childish how lame. Also Misogi, Akashi, Hibari, Kano, Alone, Ferid, Mika, Fushimi and all those other characters I used to Amore I hate so much. They all suck man postato più di un anno fa

I have a confession to make. My real name is Riku. postato più di un anno fa

pizza is gross im glad weed is illegal wow wot a dangerus drug postato più di un anno fa

wow women sure r hot nd sexualy attractive omg how did i not notice this b4
guys
guys wot if im straight postato più di un anno fa

I have a change of heart. I think guns, anime, and swearing should all be illegal. #ILoveJesus #GovermentIsVoluntary postato più di un anno fa

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I hate that cagna Nu-13 now. postato più di un anno fa

That awkward moment when te leave a store without buying anything and all te can think is "act natural, you're innocent". postato più di un anno fa

Evil isn't born, it's made - Regina,Once Upon A Time postato più di un anno fa

#SaturdaySatire postato più di un anno fa

And te too, Brutus? In that case, die, Caesar. postato più di un anno fa

I unironically like the backstreet boys, don't make fun of me. postato più di un anno fa

1 pesce 2 pesce red pesce bloo pesce postato più di un anno fa

That moment when your battery is at 3% and te see your Boss uploadpictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, te quickly commento "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job. postato più di un anno fa

I woke up at 1:30 pm yesterday. I literally have not slept since. I'm still wide awake. How the fuck is this possible. postato più di un anno fa

PSA for the retards in the back: Just because I'm about as real as the cat in the fucking hat, doesn't mean I'm not a fucking girl. Do I need to make that più clear on my profile? Do I need to post fucking boob pics? Do I need to act più effeminate? postato più di un anno fa

Oh hey, would te look at that, it's almost the 1st of the successivo month.

It's go time, Fanpopians. >:) Let's make this an April Fools to remember... postato più di un anno fa

latte i Amore it più dan sex postato più di un anno fa

Wot if ....all of us(including TheSlimJim as well)are nothing più than fictional characters inside a novel that was written da a real person? postato più di un anno fa

Wot if someone actually asked Wot if? postato più di un anno fa

Wot if what the fuck did I miss and wot the fuck jim? postato più di un anno fa

Wot if I didn't suck at this meme postato più di un anno fa

wot if we all made our mottos wot if postato più di un anno fa

wot if u guys are unraviling all my secrets wot if i rlly am a alien nd wot if i didnt start wot if???? postato più di un anno fa

Wot if THaSlimJim didnt start the "wot if"? postato più di un anno fa

link WOT IF THE COLOUR I USED IN THIS IS MEAT POWDER postato più di un anno fa

Wot if we are all just figments of imagination created da THaSlimJim's mind??1?/?? postato più di un anno fa

WOT IF WE R UNRAVELING HTE FABRIS OF THE UNIVERSE postato più di un anno fa

wot if 8thegreat WAS meat powder
wot if.... we r all meat powder????????????? postato più di un anno fa

wot if 8thegreat was a literal cup of ramen postato più di un anno fa

wot if thaslim is not jim postato più di un anno fa

wot if-
o god wAT HAVE I DONE
WOT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE postato più di un anno fa

wot if the fanpop bacheca doesn't kno its a fanpop bacheca postato più di un anno fa

wot if ur tits didnt kno it was tits
wot if ur penis didnt kno it was penis postato più di un anno fa

wot if ur Anime didnt kno it was Anime postato più di un anno fa

wot if ur meat powder didnt kno it was meat powder postato più di un anno fa

My favourite colour is meat powder. postato più di un anno fa

Cibo makes everything better. postato più di un anno fa

wot if ur brain didnt kno it was brain postato più di un anno fa

wot if ur eyes didnt kno they were eyes postato più di un anno fa

wot if ur lungs didnt kno they were lungs postato più di un anno fa