Did te know that gummy bears are actually made out of orso snot? postato più di un anno fa

! I see signs of oro on my profile! They are actually doing something! postato più di un anno fa

durr plant postato più di un anno fa

This morning i woke my aunt up da putting my pet ratto in her room. Yep... I didn't get the reaction I was waiting for, she didn't know it was a pet so she was surprised on how nice it was and walked out of her room holding it! Yep it turns out she's not afraid of rats, it looks like I will be going to the pet store for tomorrow's wake up call! postato più di un anno fa

Current mood: my icona as of this date. postato più di un anno fa

I'm so old that I'm listening to 70's and 80's music. (Because I'm 16) postato più di un anno fa

I'm so ready for Spring Break! Woo hoo! postato più di un anno fa

Hai. This is thee random wall, no...?

It haz been BANGTANNED! postato più di un anno fa

te look nice today postato più di un anno fa

The smell of cinnamon and mela, apple is so good, but I can't be bothered moving. postato più di un anno fa

Uni started today.
How the fuck did this happen.
WHERE DID MY HOLIDAYS GO.
I'm miss my self-imposed hermitdom already. I'm not ready to face the world xD postato più di un anno fa

cuttlefish do not like 2 be cuddled postato più di un anno fa

If the sirloin isn't the king of steaks, then why is it the only one te have to call "sir?" postato più di un anno fa

"If te run into a bacheca and pretend it doesn't exist, you'll never make progress. The bacheca will never change, so you're the one who has to change." postato più di un anno fa

"There are no inherently bad people. Everyone believes that, myself included. I don’t doubt the existence of virtue. And yet people bare their fangs when it seems they can profit. People will rationalize their own behavior whenever they become tainted with evil; they’re not supposed to be evil. In order to preserve their own twisted integrity, the world becomes twisted." postato più di un anno fa

Me: I'm going to go to letto eary because I have to get up early tomorrow!!
Me: *stays up watching bigfoot conspiracy videos* postato più di un anno fa

Don't te just hate it when you're drinking a hot Cioccolato and the half-melted marshmallow, caramella gommosa e molle sticks to your lips, then falls onto your arm, making it sticky...?

Cause' I do. postato più di un anno fa

parrots postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes I like to curl up with an open book even if I don't intend on reading. Something about just sitting with an open book is super special and comfy even if te aren't in a Leggere mood. postato più di un anno fa

Let it a, let it b, let it c, let it d! postato più di un anno fa

A B C D E F G gummy orso are chaceing me. One is red and one Is blue one is chewing on my shoe.. Now I'am running for my life because the red one has a knife..... postato più di un anno fa

What label did Yellow Claw found? postato più di un anno fa

Here I go again mom broke my favourite mug for the 4th time
just wondering what she would be doing if I "accidentally " ever break her mug

Damn!! that was expensive postato più di un anno fa

Holy shit, one of my favourite bands is a decade old.
Holy shit, pokemon is 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm almost 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm going to be getting married.
Holy shit, I'm going to need a house.
Holy shit, I'll need a job.
Holy shit, when the fuck did this happen?
Holy shit, when did I get out of middle school?
Holy shit. postato più di un anno fa

Here are the lyrics:

Just one giorno in my life
So I can understand
Fighting just to survive
But te taught me I can
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are

Winner gets cake. postato più di un anno fa

Why am I watching Bigfoot videos? postato più di un anno fa

Coooooookie crisp! :D postato più di un anno fa

If there's one thing people dislike is being critically analyzed. Most people can't handle criticism on themselves. And that is what causing the world go backwards to a degree. People want to get better and make everything better but there's a shitton of people who don't actually work to achieve those goals o realize/admit they make alot of mistakes. postato più di un anno fa

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
te could surf inside a Cioccolato tube.
Ride your board across the wave forever.
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a squalo came up and tried to bite you
te could say 'I'm Cioccolato - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice? postato più di un anno fa

Mado kara sotto asa hi ga nobite
Madoromu matsu ke ni koboreteku yo

So yo fuku kaze heya e to maneite
Komorebi ni kimi no negao
Yasashikute (Euforia)

Itsumo no arifureta asa dakedo
Azayaka ni irozuiteru yo
Sore wa kimi to meguri aeta kiseki
Hitori janai kimi to issho ni iru kara postato più di un anno fa

'Romeo!'

'ROMEO!!!'

'Juliet...'

'Romeo...'

'Because of you, for the first time, I felt... the joy of falling in Amore with someone. I'm happy, Juliet. I'm happy that I lived in a world with te in it...'

'Romeo...'

'Juliet. I can't speak your name again. I can't see te any more...Julie...'

'Nooooo!!!'

*Wonderful violin track plays in background*

This, boys and girls, is why romantic Anime is sooo damn good. XD postato più di un anno fa

One of the categories thats appeared on my netflix reccomendations is "Foreign films with a strong female role".
That's so oddly specific.
In what scenario would thay ever be helpful?
"What do te want to watch today, hun?"
"A foreign film with a strong female lead!"
"I mean I was thinking like Rugrats o somethin-"
"NO! IT HAS TO BE A FOREIGN FILM WITH A STRONG FEMALE ROLE! I will not settle! We will watch a foreign film with a strong female and that's FINAL!" postato più di un anno fa

If someone has weird looking cleavage, does it count as an uncanny valley? postato più di un anno fa

Guess the song these lyrics came from:

I won't break down tonight

I feel it for the first time

I feel it for the first time

Winner gets props and cake! 😊 postato più di un anno fa

più power! *grunt* postato più di un anno fa

When,
Look for a ride and te need to get high my friends,
Spend all your time just walking around instead,
Like black rose it's somebody to hold for them,
for them.

Let's
Go outside got nothing to hide for free,
Can't seem to see the forest from the trees,
erba is always greener but how do te know we'll see,
We'll see postato più di un anno fa

Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
te pull me apart
Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
te pull me apart

Forgotten,
Maybe things are better on the other side undone,
Better off wishing for the stars to kill the sun,
Like packed rows that nobody can hold no one, no one... postato più di un anno fa

may i have ur attention please?
may i have ur attention pleas?
will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
i repeat will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
u all act like uve never seen an asian b4

im tha slim jim
tha real slim jim
all te other slim jims r lookin 2 thin
tha real slim jim pleas stand up
pleas stand up
pleas stand up

...guess tehres a slim jim in all of us
fuck it lets all stand up postato più di un anno fa

Well maybe i'm just too young
To keep good Amore from going wrong

Oh... lover, te should've come over
'Cause it's not too late

Well I feel too young to hold on
And i'm much too old to break free and run
Too deaf, dumb, and blind to see the damage i've done
Sweet lover, te should've come over
Oh, Amore well i'm waiting for you

Lover, te should've come over
'Cause it's not too late postato più di un anno fa

Lonely is the room, the letto is made, the open window lets the rain in
Burning in the corner is the only one who dreams he had te with him
My body turns and yearns for a sleep that will never come

It's never over, my kingdom for a baciare upon her shoulder
It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when i slept so soft against her
It's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes a man gets carried away, when he feels like he should be having his fun
And much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that really, he has no-one

So i'll wait for you... and i'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return
Oh will I ever learn

Oh lover, te should've come over
'Cause it's not too late postato più di un anno fa

Looking out the door i see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water
And maybe I'm too young to keep good Amore from going wrong
But tonight you're on my mind so te never know

When I'm broken down and hungry for your Amore with no way to feed it
Where are te tonight, child te know how much i need it
Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run postato più di un anno fa

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Good morning.

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Morning.

Man 1: Tell me, why do te say 'good morning', when te know perfectly well that it is the afternoon?

Man 2: Well, because te detto it.

Man 1: *shakes head* Good afternoon.

Man 2: Good afternoon.

Man 1: Oh dear... good evening.

Man 2: Goodbye?

Man 1: No... postato più di un anno fa

Gooooooooodddddddddnight- aringdingdingdingdingdingding postato più di un anno fa

Boy, I'm glad that my uncle moved his darn shoes! That's great, because now I won't trip over them for the fourth time this week. postato più di un anno fa

How to Piss Off 8theGreat: A Lesson in 3 Parts.
1. Confuse the Victorian era with something that isn't Victorian, IE, adding a heavily Victorian aesthetic to a post WWI setting.
2. Write a mystery work that lazily references Sherlock Holmes in such a way that makes it obvious you've never read Sherlock Holmes.
3. Try to pass something off as Lolita fashion that simply isn't Lolita fashion.
Do your f*cking research. postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys! IdiotMan97 is now a Changed Man! te can PLZ STOP ANSWERING that domanda now. postato più di un anno fa

Yeeyyy! Today is my birthdayy! postato più di un anno fa

Attention: The domanda concerning IdiotMan97 will no longer be taking answers. Thnx for the suggestions but we both set our differences aside. postato più di un anno fa

#FoodIsLifeFoodIsLove postato più di un anno fa

Why don't te ask the kids at Tienanmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?

They disguise it, Hypnotize it.
Televisione made te buy it.

I'm just sitting
In my car and
Waiting for my

She's scared that I will take her away from there.
Dreams and her country, left with no one there.

Mesmerized the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded. postato più di un anno fa

OMFG! what was happening here? XD postato più di un anno fa

*looks at the users below*

link postato più di un anno fa

One day, my mom showed me a pair of socks to see if I thought they were black o blue, because it's sometimes hard to tell. She held them up and said, "Black o blue." I smirked and said, "Purple!" postato più di un anno fa

Introvert has the loudest mind.
Extrovert has the loudest mouth. postato più di un anno fa

link

link

Also these are great tbh.

Not uploading everything because it'll be time consuming but these are great tbh postato più di un anno fa

So while looking up random bullshit with my sister. I find this:

link

And my sister had the most freaked out face. It was so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for what it seemed to be 5 mins. postato più di un anno fa

*Gets officer skin for a character in a video game* *Gets told to fuck off several times while saying bad officer puns*

.....Life is good. postato più di un anno fa

"Why do te care what people think?
Are te hooked up to their leash?
te know anklebiters
Ate up your personality.

Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And let anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else.

Fall in Amore with yourself.

Because someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got.
Someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got." postato più di un anno fa

some hearts are diamonds
some hearts are stone postato più di un anno fa

Do te remember that time 4 years fa when te were
Extremely upset ? Does it really matter now? postato più di un anno fa

*Derping about on the random club*

Bp: I still haven't written anything o come up with any ideas for anything to do with Scrivere yet... gosh darnit!!! postato più di un anno fa

Ba bum tish! postato più di un anno fa

私はおっぱいが大好き postato più di un anno fa

exist?? postato più di un anno fa

I am a cybernetic warrior... I shall electrically discharge my volts upon your carapace... postato più di un anno fa

I consider myself very lucky to have a JOB
because after thirty years fifty per cent of the job will be dato to ROBOTS which will led to great unemployment as machines are replacing humans . postato più di un anno fa

Forever alone :'( postato più di un anno fa

I totally agree with anything anyone says. postato più di un anno fa

私は日本語を学習です。 postato più di un anno fa

Happy Valentine's day!

and if u r single just like me......be greatly happy, u
saved a lot of money to buy your favourite mangas! postato più di un anno fa

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PLATONIC VALENTINE AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY/TOMORROW?! postato più di un anno fa

Welp. Happy Valentine for all of te who celebrate it. OuO postato più di un anno fa

te know shit gets real, when you're lazing around watching Anime at a mate's, then, Nek minute, the ground starts shaking and Chch becomes Quake City again... the saddest part is how little it actually bothers me now. postato più di un anno fa

Finally at peace with my icon. #GodBless postato più di un anno fa

Do chickens know there chickens? postato più di un anno fa

I need a Valentine!! postato più di un anno fa

I still can't find any icone I like and it's driving me absolutely nuts. postato più di un anno fa

Me when I am trying to do something cool but fail:

link postato più di un anno fa

How many people that te get along with and consider Friends did te use to walk past as complete strangers, almost unaware of their presence..?

Who knows. The person who will end up closest to te may just be the person te havent noticed yet. postato più di un anno fa

I survived the week of hell at school!!! postato più di un anno fa

This club is dying! *shocks random with a defibrillator* DX postato più di un anno fa

UPDATE: HANDWRITING libri ARE HERE! postato più di un anno fa

Soooo, recently I ordered these replicas of copybooks used in schools back in the giorno to teach handwriting. I'm super stoked. I can't wait until my handwriting looks like this- link
libri y u no ship faster? postato più di un anno fa

Imagine this:
You're walking on a checkerboard floor, everything around te is white. As te keep walking te notice pocket watches falling from the sky. te grab a watch and press a button. Suddenly, everything goes black and te wake up in your bed. Your mom giving te a strange look as te realize te had your arm extended. postato più di un anno fa

I am such trash postato più di un anno fa

WORD GAME ANYONE?

my word
Yesterday postato più di un anno fa

What would te do if I sang out of tune? postato più di un anno fa

Why is a raven like a Scrivere desk? postato più di un anno fa

Don't lie.

te ate that cookie, didn't you...? postato più di un anno fa

I'm hungry for some drama postato più di un anno fa

She detto yes! postato più di un anno fa

I'm so sick of my current icona collection that I could stab my entire fanpop gallery o something drastic.
I'm getting unreasonably frustrated with icone oh my god. I really am. I mean I'm frustrated with everything at the moment BUT THE icona THING IS REALLLLY IRRITATING ME UGH
WHAT SORT OF icona DO I EVEN WANT
UGH
UGH postato più di un anno fa

omg. the super bowl was soo cool this year.

I mean-

There were Lucky Charms... Cherrios.... Fruity pebbles.

There were so many different famous cereals in that one huge super bowl that its insane.

I mean... I could go on forever about it. postato più di un anno fa