When te have long hair like I do, te learn to stop getting upset when te get hair in your food
Because the chances are più likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair te find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your Cibo is nasty postato ·10 mesi fa

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever te jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. postato ·10 mesi fa

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On superiore, in alto Of The World postato ·10 mesi fa

I'm about to beat te suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer postato ·10 mesi fa

te are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, Amore te anyway
te have warm and tender devils soul, te are so low
🎶 postato ·10 mesi fa

Guys, te must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if te try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and te ain't. Get fucked postato ·10 mesi fa

I am Sir secondo Son Camealot, Knight of the tavolo of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty swing of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we Amore with Traps. unisciti me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. postato ·10 mesi fa

Molé with chips hits più different than salsa. postato ·10 mesi fa

So it is just me o is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! postato ·10 mesi fa

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. postato ·10 mesi fa

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest postato ·10 mesi fa

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with Cioccolato budino and applesauce. postato ·10 mesi fa

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 fan - but the mostra only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active fanpop accounts in 2019-2020? lol it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most postato ·10 mesi fa

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something postato ·10 mesi fa

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. postato ·10 mesi fa

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. postato ·10 mesi fa

Whenever te feel low, Ash is still 10. postato ·10 mesi fa

articoli like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat da police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers postato ·10 mesi fa

I feel I would terrify my 7 anno old self.. I’m very Gothic now, and like horror..LOL postato ·10 mesi fa

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. postato ·10 mesi fa

Always domanda everything. domanda everything including your conspiracy theories. postato ·10 mesi fa

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" postato ·10 mesi fa

*Laughs in random club syntax* postato ·10 mesi fa

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the successivo Avatar series. 😎
Avatar fans: Um, there is no other Avatar series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 postato ·10 mesi fa

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I Amore me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I Amore me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride o die?
'Cause mine's the only cuore I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I Amore me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) postato ·10 mesi fa

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and Cibo will come to you. Any food. Whatever te want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD postato ·10 mesi fa

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help segnala it ("report abuse" button on user page) link postato ·10 mesi fa

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself postato ·10 mesi fa

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. postato ·10 mesi fa

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs dato that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... postato ·10 mesi fa

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for viola evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are te freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD postato ·10 mesi fa

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* postato ·10 mesi fa

Your god is ugly and so are te postato ·10 mesi fa

I wish my brthday was in october.. preferito mese postato ·10 mesi fa

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture postato ·10 mesi fa

Large animated banner: 5000

oro in Wallet: 73

lol fucking fanpop postato ·10 mesi fa

Like and dislike whatever films te want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good o bad based on the R. T. score. postato ·10 mesi fa

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this postato ·10 mesi fa

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within secondi out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew pistole I warehoused o my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl postato ·10 mesi fa

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. postato ·10 mesi fa

*goes to kuro tè forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro te dick are te planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD postato ·10 mesi fa

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that postato ·10 mesi fa

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. postato ·10 mesi fa

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD postato ·10 mesi fa

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link postato ·10 mesi fa

Alright te nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch Avatar The Last Airbender? postato ·10 mesi fa

Can US Americans, when using forum with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the Amore of god just spell out the name lmao postato ·10 mesi fa

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link postato ·10 mesi fa

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed da a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice postato ·10 mesi fa

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST te SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 postato ·10 mesi fa

te can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. postato ·10 mesi fa

life is a fuck postato ·10 mesi fa

How did the toxic coltello cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. postato ·10 mesi fa

Heads up. This asshat is back. postato ·11 mesi fa

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). postato ·11 mesi fa

te ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then te realize it's still today. postato ·11 mesi fa

Listen, everyone
te may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
te may feel like te have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault postato ·11 mesi fa

your minge is cringe
and so are te postato ·11 mesi fa

Fanmade Pokémon are most of the time better than the ones the Pokémon Company puts out. postato ·11 mesi fa

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ postato ·11 mesi fa

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. postato ·11 mesi fa

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo postato ·11 mesi fa

God's watching te suffer for character development. postato ·11 mesi fa

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. postato ·11 mesi fa

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here postato ·11 mesi fa

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. postato ·11 mesi fa

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when te are in your happiest moment? postato ·11 mesi fa

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the giorno it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close Friends and I have to say goodbye to them. postato ·11 mesi fa

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
da comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light anno in one of our space-crafts. postato ·11 mesi fa

Your minge is cringe postato ·11 mesi fa

@Wind

"The ending narration da Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination o restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia postato ·11 mesi fa

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run da EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps da the way. Check it out) postato ·11 mesi fa

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" lol nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. postato ·11 mesi fa

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. postato ·11 mesi fa

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead postato ·11 mesi fa

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 postato ·11 mesi fa

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... postato ·11 mesi fa

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. postato ·11 mesi fa

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black pantera in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black pantera was one of my preferito superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. postato ·11 mesi fa

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer immagini without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* postato ·11 mesi fa

"The idea of light-speed is that te are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, o not, is a whole different domanda entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." postato ·11 mesi fa

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, più and more. postato ·11 mesi fa

"If te commento on Youtube, but te feel the need to use caps, o argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, te should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, consigli is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." postato ·11 mesi fa

"Life is hard. Nothing could possibly be harder, but one thing makes life vastly più simple: the internet." postato ·11 mesi fa

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. Peace is only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it" postato ·11 mesi fa

Every-time when someone speaks nonsense, the first thing I ask them is "Are te psychopath?" I don't know why they feel they are being dissed 😒😒 postato ·11 mesi fa

"Forgetting a memory doesn't mean you've abandoned it, right? te can't let go of the things that are important to you. They're surely stored away, deep in the drawers of your heart... and when they unexpectedly peek out at you, te feel a strange mixture of happiness and embarrassment." postato ·11 mesi fa

I went jogging without my glasses.
dont even ask how deep is the wound XD postato ·11 mesi fa

Goku: Hey, best buddy

Vegeta: F**k off postato ·11 mesi fa

It's Never Ogre postato ·11 mesi fa

The devil te know and see is nothing compared to the one that you're oblivious to. postato ·11 mesi fa

UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. postato ·11 mesi fa

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us postato ·11 mesi fa

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy o triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did te ingoiare, inghiottire down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick postato ·11 mesi fa

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had crostini, pane tostato - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD postato ·11 mesi fa

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market da The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to te da the Frank castello Crew postato ·11 mesi fa

It was me, Barry postato ·11 mesi fa

I dont know If I want to start posting o just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten minuti XD its hard to start over when coming back lol postato ·11 mesi fa

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who te are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid te farewell, my good sir." postato ·11 mesi fa

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. postato ·11 mesi fa