te ever drink until drunk
And then wake up the successivo morning with a weird injury
That te don't even remember how te got there
Yeah, me neither
I always had a missing kidney postato più di un anno fa

"She licked me like a lollipop"
~Lil Wayne postato più di un anno fa

I could barely find free time after work to enjoy internet then it's suddenly midnight
WHAT THE FUCK. postato più di un anno fa

What's new, pussy! postato più di un anno fa

I need your heartless madness 🎶 postato più di un anno fa

kinda hard to believe Blinding Lights is officially a anno old now. i still remember the giorno and moment Abel dropped the song on YouTube postato più di un anno fa

''If te Amore something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.'' postato più di un anno fa

when te think you're sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza from COVID, but your cough goes dry.... postato più di un anno fa

>Keeping track of things te need to buy using amazon shopping lista and buying them at other stores
take that, illuminati lucertola man bezos!!1!!!11! postato più di un anno fa

So, much like foreskin, my joke post about it was removed da someone who found it tasteless and wrong
And I just want to say I'm sorry
Not for my joke
The fact that te removed it is quite sad
I'm sorry your parents mutilated your penis so te can't enjoy using your foreskin as a pocket postato più di un anno fa

But i've been the hardest to love
te tryna let me go
Yeah
And i can see it
I can see it
I've been the hardest to love
It's hard to let me go
Yeah
And i can feel it
I can feel it postato più di un anno fa

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No più postato più di un anno fa

We should have had two extra debates with each candidate debating one on one against Chris Wallace. postato più di un anno fa

"A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS" postato più di un anno fa

18 and Life. postato più di un anno fa

Our giorno has come
It's drawn in the sky
So don't shed a tear now
Be thankful for the time
Life wouldn't be so precious dear
If there never was an end 🎶 postato più di un anno fa

''Well, It’s No Secret That The Best Thing About A Secret Is Secretly Telling Someone Your Secret, Thereby Adding Another Secret To Their Secret Collection Of Secrets, Secretly.'' postato più di un anno fa

I'm gonna FIX that spaghetti !!!! postato più di un anno fa

"i don't like sand. it's coarse, and rough, and irritating... and it gets everywhere"
~an actual line written da George Lucas postato più di un anno fa

"This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water..." postato più di un anno fa

I should make a meme fodder forum. te know, a place where people can send templates for memes. (Frames from shows, etc.) postato più di un anno fa

Once, there was a barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.
THE END! :D postato più di un anno fa

Obama is my celebrity crush postato più di un anno fa

If I'm such a Metallica fan, I should convince myself to find them live.. After all, gave me più Amore to Avenged Sevenfold, so would probably have the same effect.. postato più di un anno fa

happy December 1st y'all!
we're almost there. 2020 is almost over, thank Christ! postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys!!
I will leave fanpop for a while
but I come back after a while
will miss te all
peace and out Kat postato più di un anno fa

"Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah" postato più di un anno fa

What'd I miss? postato più di un anno fa

man, why is it that Donald Glover's "This is America" is wayyy più relevant now than back when it first came out? postato più di un anno fa

Sesame strada, via o The Muppets? postato più di un anno fa

As long as Twitter remains
World peace will never be obtained
God will not allow us into his kingdom
And te will never know true happiness postato più di un anno fa

so today's the Albanian Independence day.... and we're still stuck inside lol postato più di un anno fa

Nanomachines, Son! Metal gear rising, my bouy! postato più di un anno fa

so, it's Black Friday again. what y'all gonna get? o are te just gonna chill at home? postato più di un anno fa

happy Thanksgiving, folks! hope y'all have a good one postato più di un anno fa

don't get me wrong: i like Cani and Cuccioli too. but i'm più of a cat person postato più di un anno fa

After a long day, Assassin's Creed cigno diving into a letto with fresh and warm sheets is the best fucking thing EVER. postato più di un anno fa

May everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving!~ :) 💖🦃 🍽️🌻 postato più di un anno fa

_If te thought te had me fooled
I'm tellin' te now objection overruled.
🔚 postato più di un anno fa

That's it
You're going to the Smash roster, fuckboy postato più di un anno fa

so the Grammys didn't wanna acknowledge The Weeknd and "Blinding Lights" AT ALL this year. yeah, he got completely snubbed postato più di un anno fa

I anticipate that not a lot of people will look inoltrare, avanti to this week. postato più di un anno fa

Guys I still don't quite get what a s'more is postato più di un anno fa

between "What's Up?" and "It's My Life", which classic rock song is your favorite? postato più di un anno fa

so fanpop keeps logging me out for no reason?
my theory is: this is a warning sign of how they're shove their "new layout" down our throats in the future postato più di un anno fa

1993: "Your success is now our country's success. I am rooting hard for you. Good luck."

2020: "I concede NOTHING!!!" postato più di un anno fa

Now this is podracing postato più di un anno fa

...and then, they all died!
The End! :D postato più di un anno fa

Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli! postato più di un anno fa

Then we sailed away and the sun turned black. postato più di un anno fa

honestly wish I could of watched Invader Zim as a kid.. I felt it was too mature for me when I was young.. I was the opposite of now, scared of just about everything postato più di un anno fa

Why do I feel like Trump will somehow get another term. postato più di un anno fa

So the new Spongebob movie is kinda shit
But Redline is pretty good
Why watch soulless trash when te can watch Redline? postato più di un anno fa

so the new Spongebob movie is.... unfortunately, not worth your time. which is a shame, 'cause the trailer really made it look like it could be fun. apparently not :/
oh well, thankfully we still got Wolfwalkers before the end of the anno postato più di un anno fa

*Slow clap*

Congratulations. You're più retarded than I originally thought.

Retardeder. postato più di un anno fa

confession: i don't think Beastars is all that great...

please don't kill me postato più di un anno fa

''Nice watch. Too bad te won't be able to tell the time on it after I break it. Break your face, that is.'' postato più di un anno fa

personally, i'm più of a winter guy myself. because while i like summer, i can't stand the unbearable heat postato più di un anno fa

Zanny cried for chicken tenders
Windwaker cred for nuggets
Sombra cried for fries postato più di un anno fa

DO NOT CALL KEN AND Barbie AT 3AM!! (OMG THEY ACTUALLY CAME TO MY HOUSE!!) (Gone wrong) (Gone sexual) (I got ass-raped) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (Please, for the Amore of Gesù Christ, SUBSCRIBE, YA DUMB-FUCK KIDS!!!) postato più di un anno fa

why do i feel like the new Tom and Jerry movie is gonna be on par with Scoob from earlier this year? and da that, i mean i feel like it's gonna be mediocre postato più di un anno fa

Epic Go Through the McDonald's Drive Thru and Order the Travis Scott Burger at 3AM Challenge Featuring My Child Soldier from the Dark Web (EPIC) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TRUE STORY) (NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT CLICKBAIT! STOP SAYING IT'S CLICKBAIT! STOP IT!) postato più di un anno fa

Well, there's a new Tom and Jerry film coming out and do te know why? Because "We've got to have money. No less, less. Money's a wonderful thing, when I see lots of it I want to stand up and sing! Money's the Amore of my life, the only true Amore of my life." - Tony Jay's character in the 1990's Tom and Jerry film postato più di un anno fa

Sometimes in your darkest dreams te will feel the haunting pain
Silent tears of your hidden fears come to haunt te once again
Fight on for the memories of the everlasting dream
Their pain in the silent lands on wings of glory free
We can go on forever with the darkness so far away
And the warriors who live forever fight on to the end
🎶 postato più di un anno fa

God is my manager and he says, "Get fucked, Karen" postato più di un anno fa

"a banana is solid proof of God's existence"
"Star Wars has a hidden, sinister Buddhist agenda"
~Kirk Cameron

(no, i'm not kidding. that's what he actually believes) postato più di un anno fa

No matter what, we can all agree that the greatest president we ever had was Harrison Ford. postato più di un anno fa

"I genuinely believe that Mr. Trump will not be President."
-Barack Obama, May 2016

6 months later: postato più di un anno fa

I'm finally più into Hazbin Hotel only to remember.. I'll probably never see any future episodes.. Oh well postato più di un anno fa

I put some video on my club if anybody's interested in più about that dude on my avatar..

link postato più di un anno fa

"I beat Bernie Sanders."
-Joe Biden, 2020 Presidential dibattito postato più di un anno fa

i find it hilarious how Trump still refuses to believe he Lost the elections lmfao. he's still tryna manipulate people into thinking Biden ha rubato, stola the voti XD postato più di un anno fa

that moment when you're home alone and sneeze, but te hear a voice from your room saying "Gesundheit".... postato più di un anno fa

Never trust someone who's offended da everything yet ashamed of nothing. postato più di un anno fa

I'm going to make salep..
Rip stove. postato più di un anno fa

today, i officially started my final anno of my 2-year-long master's degree postato più di un anno fa

Actual valuable consigli from seasonal retail training videos... Never try to "win" the argument with erratic people; diffusing the situation comes first over everything. postato più di un anno fa

well, YouTube decided to cancella Rewind 2020, but not because of COVID. no, because of some bullshit excuse i couldn't even bother to pay attention to. but yeah, we won't be having any cringe-fest this anno postato più di un anno fa

Clown make up is the blackface for gamers postato più di un anno fa

i don't know what it is about hand-drawn animated Film that makes me emotional nowadays. maybe it's cause everything is so extremely focused on being CGI that 2D animazione brings back so many memories of it being on the big screen back in the day, but it's also because te can tell it was made da actual people, and not a computer, so a lotta effort and passion was poured into that project. postato più di un anno fa

i just realized: this is my last anno of master's degree. i'll be graduating in summer of successivo anno postato più di un anno fa

Well, films that changed their release dates to this mese are changing to successivo year. postato più di un anno fa

I buried my last pet, a turtle, yesterday. I’ve had him for più than 10 years. R.I.P. postato più di un anno fa

i should probably take it easy on posting here. i know i wanna contribute, especially since i haven't been on fanpop for a long time, but i feel like i've been posting too much lately, so i'll slow down. sorry about that, folks postato più di un anno fa

ciao guys
Uh.......
Trump stink............
Where the fuck are my 2 million likes!?
Fucking hand them over! postato più di un anno fa

i don't know much about Biden, o what he's gonna do now as the new president, but i'll tell ya one thing: thank fuckin' god Trump is gone postato più di un anno fa

"HAI! MY NAMEZ MARKIPLIER AND IM HERE TO TEACH te HOW TO SMASH AGAINST YER HEAD!
FERST: EMPTY BOTTLE!"
*empties bottle*
"AHH! THEN, SMASH!!"
*boom* "AGGGHHH!" postato più di un anno fa

It's the annual running marathon at my local high school and they just fired the starting gun postato più di un anno fa

Hi friends. Got fuckloads of work + exams in the successivo few weeks so I'm gonna do a good ol' tech ban on myself because it's either all o nothing for me lol. All the best in the meantime <3 Don't get up to too much mischief. postato più di un anno fa

Leggo my Smegmo postato più di un anno fa

Tomorrow is going to be my birthday! postato più di un anno fa

some of the Weeknd's unreleased songs are way better than some of the hit singles we've had in recente years (*cough*Lil Pump*cough*) postato più di un anno fa

I decided long fa never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
🎶 postato più di un anno fa

well, good morning y'all! postato più di un anno fa

We need some type of holiday where everything is open for a full 24 ora period. Gyms, banks, loan centers, car dealerships, auto mechanics, Musica studios, pet stores, glass repair, the post office, no matter how inconvenient o stupid it is, we need to have the whole city open and running from at least 12:00AM-11:59PM. postato più di un anno fa

Bologna, no cheese
Cookies, no milk

Keep it going. postato più di un anno fa

I'd have to rewatch the south park pendemic special again sometime.. Was still kinda depressed when it aired, and it just made me feel worse, as most it just felt too close to home.. But now that I have più hope, I need to rewatch it.. postato più di un anno fa

Classic president quotes
"I cannot tell a lie"
"Ask what te can do for your country"
"Tear down this wall"
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em"
"We need to build a wall"
and finally, we can add "Now look, fat, look" to that lista postato più di un anno fa

Nuri... I hope that whatever's up that you'll remain sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and happy. That you'll have a wonderful life, have all the best. If te really left, will miss you... Were an amazing friend and person. </3 postato più di un anno fa

Two più years of Obama, baby! postato più di un anno fa