Andrews a starfighter pilot
He can get high in his jet


Tells me about all his women
He can get any I'll bet


Andrew's a starfighter pilot
He knows all the girls in the world


He's better than James Kirk ir Tweeky
I culla his picture at night


te know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall


I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you



Andrew's a starfighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day




I've got all the toys from his programme
And all of his past shows on tap