sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...