Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i Amore chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE te ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that cespuglio, bush over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill o anythin'...but can te see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...

Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...

"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...

I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best Friends Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...

10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has più to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the superiore, in alto 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, da using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see più in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...

America has never been particularly comfortable with satire. A gentle poke at the powers that be is allowed, even encouraged — witness the success of good-natured softies like Jon Stewart o The Simpsons, nudging decency in the ribs and tipping a wink to the audience. But genuine, hard-hitting satire is frowned upon: somebody might really be offended, and nowhere in the Constitution does it allow for that. There’s no American equivalent of British figures like Peter Cook o Christopher Morris, authentic anti- establishment comics who nonetheless achieved mainstream success. Even so—called...

So yeah since i was REALLY looking inoltrare, avanti to this ep i thought i could do a small review on it, also i thought we could like discuss it and such , since most people who watched it either disliked it o loved it! (:
~*~ Long rant below SORRY ~*~
Sooo personally; I LOVED it!
Firstly, The Stan story = A+ I liked how they added in how alcohol makes the world such a lovely place- Epic!Seeing Stan drunk was made me giggle and his little "F*ck off Kyle.... i Amore you...F*ck off Kyle" Was pretty funny and cute too! I also liked how he came to terms with the changes at the end,i started to think maybe...

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did te ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube o not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, ciao Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did te say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the domande honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do te say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created da Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central Televisione network. Intended for mature audiences, the mostra has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the mostra from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral...

On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot da an Arrow in the butt da the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt da a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...

SFG- O_o
Cartman- What? WHAT?!?!?
SFG-....
Cartman- Did the audience vote that Kyle is gay?
Kyle- Oh my God... O.O
SFG- *shakes head* I...I don't think this domanda is going to be answered correctly da te guys.
Butters- JUST SPIT IT OUT!
SFG- Who is your best friend?
Cartman-...Uh...Butters! Yes! Butters! he and I are best friends!
Butters-....
Stan- no you're not!
Butters- No not really dude.
Kyle- Mine is Stan and Kenny. ^^
Kenny-...mememe (Nope)
Stan- No, just Kenny and I are...Cartman, Kyle te liars! Admit it!
Cartman and Kyle- NO!
SFG- WHAT??
Cartman- Nothin'
Kyle- Yea nothing
SFG- ...Admit WHAT?
Stan-...

It's all fun and games until Muhammad gets made fun of. te may think I need to attend "Muslim Sensitivity Training" after Leggere this article, but this is just what I think of the controversy.
The episode of South Park entitled "201" was censored da Comedy Central after the netowork recieved warnings from Muslim groups for the precedente episode's depiction of Muhammad.
Yeah, censoring was the sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza route to take. But what I don't understand is, how is it okay to mostra Buddha doing Coca Cola and Gesù surfing for porn, but mostrare Muhammad in a orso costume is a no-no?
South Park is known for making...

South Park is an American animated sitcom created da Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central Televisione network. Intended for mature audiences, the mostra has become famous for its crude language, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. In the 2004 documentary The 100 Greatest Cartoons, South Park was placed at #3, just behind The Simpsons and Tom and Jerry. South Park...

[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I detto take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

Butters: Is it a boy?

Clyde: If it is, we can mostra him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!

All boys: Yeah!

Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.

Cartman:...

te may have heard lately that kyle is being killed off this season due to a severe injury from the humancentipad episode. there was a secret commercial aired on august 12th at 3:00 am last month, which alot of fan did not see and are trying to deny this fact. i had seen it for myself though. so i know this is true. it was aired secretly so only a select amount of people would see it, as matt and trey intended it. here is what i heard from matt and trey word for word:

1. MATT: we are killing off kyle this fall because we feel that nobody lives very long after being a humancentipad. and we also...

South Park Spoof

** Scene 1 **

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.

Butters: ciao fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have te been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if te said...

10.) te can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode te can tell which characters are voiced da Matt and which are voiced da Trey.

8.) te understand every word Kenny says.

7.) te own the movie on più then one format

6.) te talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever te see a Canadian.

7.) te know Ike's birth name

6.) te know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) te have a Youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icona is your fan made character and te are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off.

4.) te were so exited when...

The anno is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains Frozen for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
    Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...

Twelve years fa I sat at a Friends house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this mostra was supposed to be funnier and più vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" o "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...