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Mad for Musical Review- Sweeney Todd (2007 burton Film)

posted by LittleLottie

So Sweeney Todd, Hannibal Lector, and Titus Andronicus all walk into a bar.
Okay, so starting a review with a joke might not be the best idea. But never the less, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet strada, via is considered the first “Musical thriller.” It is one of composer Stephen Sondheim’s most well-known pieces of Musica and has won a ton of awards and there are productions and tours everywhere…you get the drill. It is personally one of my preferito Musical (in the superiore, in alto ten) and like Phantom I was hesitant to review this film, but gathered my courage and went ahead. The film is actually...

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my version of 'the worst pies in London' with new lyrics.:)

posted by NellLovetCarter

Wait! Don't te go, don't te hurry. I almost didn't see te come, can'tcha sit, sit te down SIT! All I meant is that the customers keep coming in, did te come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if this place is such a mess. But te can't imagine all the stress!
All the people crowding in, I just have no time, sir! And there's always someone wanting some più pies! Right te are sir, would te like the gin with some più ice?
Mind te I can hardly blame them. There are probably the best pies in London! I know why everybody loves them, I know it, I make them. And good? Yes! The best pies in...

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Sweeney Todd Alternate Ending: The Harry Potter Ending

posted by KateKicksAss

Anthony brings Johanna to Sweeney’s to hide her while he goes to get them a coach.

Unable to locate Sweeney in his room, Toby offers to mostra them down to the Bakehouse, where he last saw Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett. They go down the stairs, just in time to see Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett preparing to dispose of the bodies of the beggar woman, Judge Turpin, and Beadle.

Trying to stop them from running to the law, Sweeney shoves Toby into a corner, where he crumples and doesn’t get up. Meanwhile, Mrs. Lovett has attacked the unsuspecting Anthony, and has her hands around his throat.

Johanna leaps...

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song lyrics - no place ike Londra

posted by claire-aka-bob

Antony

I have sailed the world
beheld its wonders
from the Dardanelles,
to the mountains of Peru,
But there's no place like London!
I feel home again...
I could hear the city bells ring...
Whatever would I do?
No there's...

Sweeney Todd

No place like London...

Antony (spoken)

Mr. Todd, sir

Sweeney Todd

You are young...
Life has been kind to you...
You will learn.
(Spoken) 'Tis here we go our seperate ways.
Farewell Antony.
I will not soon forget the good ship bountiful, nor the young man who saved my life.

Antony

(Spoken) There's no cause to thank me for that, sir.
It would have been a poor Christian indeed who would...

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Detailed Sweeney Todd Costume Breakdown

posted by SweeneyTodd2010

This is for anyone who plans on cosplaying from Sweeney Todd.
This particular costume breakdown is for the Demon Barber himself.

I have been cosplaying Sweeney Todd for 3 years now, and have put in a great deal of time researching and looking at pictures of the Sweeney Todd costume. So I thought I would share a bit of what I know.

First we will start out with general items, before I get into smaller details. As te will see in the picture successivo to this paragraph, te will notice some key items that Sweeney Todd has. If te are going to put together a Sweeney Todd costume, te should at least...

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Sweeney Todd & Johanna's Reunion Song

posted by bellatrix97

It's to the tune of what Depp sings in Johanna(Reprise), and Anthony is not in it. o the crazy beggar woman. Hope te enjoy it xx

Yes, te are beautiful and pale,
with yellow hair,
like her.
I wanted te beautiful and pale,
with yellow hair,
and te were
Johanna

And te are beautiful, what then,
with yellow hair,
like wheat.
And we have met again,
My little dove,
My sweet,
Johanna

Hello, Johanna!
You're here, and again your mine!
I'm fine, Johanna!
I'm fine!

And now I shall hear your voice,
my tartaruga dove,
my dear,
I still have reason to rejoice,
The way ahead is clear
Johanna

I was in darkness,
I was blind, with...

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Johnny Depp Slang

posted by Jokerrocks

This is probably going to be the shortest articolo ever but ciao if its concerning Johnny im sure that'll make up for the space!
So i've started considering Sweeney Todd/Johnny Depp slang such as OMJ (Oh my Johnny) and Who gives a todd and Deppinately and so on......But i was wondering if it would be popular? what do ye think?
I am Obsessed with Johnny so i decided to do this I would have put this in a pick but i think this is a lot più personal.

Thx... Aine/Jokerrocks

p.s if te have other ideas for depp slang post 'em

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wikipedia's definition of sweeney todd

posted by claire-aka-bob

Sweeney Todd is a villain appearing in various English language works starting in the mid-19th century as a barber and an early example of a serial killer. His weapon is a straight razor (or cut-throat razor in British English), with which he slits his victims' throats. In some versions of the story Mrs. Lovett, who is his partner in crime and variously his friend o lover (and whose first name is variously Marjorie, Sarah, Nellie, Shirley o Claudette) hides the crimes da butchering the corpses of Todd's victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers. He...

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Dispelling distorted character interpretations: Sweeney Todd

posted by MasterOfFear

First of all:
Enough of all this blaming judge Turpin on every single bad thing that ever happened!

The man has become something of the big bad lupo around here, the worlds biggest scapegoat!
I know, i know. He desired a pretty woman, used his authority to falsley imprisoned her husband to get him out of the way, and than assaulted her in a room fool of other rich people that found the whole thing to be a great big laugh.
I am not at all saying that what he did was not wrong, i'd be a complete fool to ever think such a thing, nor am i justifying his actions in any way, but just let me explain something....

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Twelve Days of Toddmas

posted by DeppRox

The Twelve Days of Toddmas
On the first giorno of Toddmas a barber gave to me a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the secondo giorno of Toddmas a barber gave to me two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the third giorno of Toddmas a barber gave to me three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the fourth giorno of Toddmas a barber gave to me four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.

On the fifth giorno of Toddmas a barber gave to me FIVE SONGS TO SING, four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors,...

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not while i'm around

posted by claire-aka-bob

Nothing's gonna harm you, not while I'm around.
Nothing's gonna harm you, no sir, not while I'm around.

Demons are prowling everywhere, nowadays,
I'll send 'em howling,
I don't care, I got ways.

No one's gonna hurt you,
No one's gonna dare.
Others can desert you,
Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there.

Demons'll charm te with a smile, for a while,
But in time...
Nothing can harm you
Not while I'm around...

Not to worry, not to worry
I may not be smart but I ain't dumb
I can do it, put me to it
mostra me something I can overcome
Not to worry, Mum

Being close and being clever
Ain't like being true
I don't need to,
I would never hide a thing from you,
Like some...

No one's gonna hurt you, no one's gonna dare
Others can desert you,
Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there!
Demons'll charm te with a smile, for a while
But in time...
Nothing can harm you
Not while I'm around...

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How I found out about Sweeney Todd

posted by Kingdom_Hearts7

Well,it was around Natale before the DVD came out and I was watcing Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix with my family,and we were on the part when Harry and the rest of the people go in the misistry. Then we got on the part when Bellatrix comes out. So I ask my mom "Hey mom,who is that?" She told me that it was Bellatrix Lestrange. (I know this doesn't sound like Sweeney Todd yet,but it will get there,trust me!) So I detto "Cool,who plays her?" So my mom told me, "I'm not sure,go look it up on the imdb." So I did,I saw that she was played da Helena Bonham Carter. (This is when the...

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posted by TobiasLovesGin

ciao like dude I should probably not post this but y’know what I will anyway

read the facking title—
So uh yeah it’s saying I need più words so

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kgay

the end.

:)

we Amore Tobias here

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Sweeney Todd Prayer

posted by deathroman13

This is the official Sweeney Todd prayer, yeah I was really bored.

Our father who art in Fleet street,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy revenge will come,
on earth as it is in London,
give us our daily shavings,
and forgive us our appetite,
as we forgive those who has a bigger appetite,
Save us from Judge Turpin,
and deliver us from all meat pies,
For Sweeney Todd, Mrs Lovett, Tobias now and forever

Amen

uǝɯɐ

ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ puɐ ʍou sɐıqoʇ `ʇʇǝʌol sɹɯ `ppoʇ ʎǝuǝǝʍs ɹoɟ
`sǝıd ʇɐǝɯ llɐ ɯoɹɟ sn ɹǝʌılǝp puɐ
`uıdɹnʇ ǝƃpnɾ ɯoɹɟ sn ǝʌɐs
`ǝʇıʇǝddɐ ɹǝƃƃıq ɐ sɐɥ oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ ǝʌıƃɹoɟ ǝʍ sɐ
`ǝʇıʇǝddɐ ɹno sn ǝʌıƃɹoɟ puɐ
`sƃuıʌɐɥs ʎlıɐp ɹno sn ǝʌıƃ
`uopuol uı sı ʇı sɐ ɥʇɹɐǝ uo
`ǝɯoɔ llıʍ ǝƃuǝʌǝɹ ʎɥʇ
`ǝɯɐu ʎɥʇ ǝq pǝʍollɐɥ
`ʇǝǝɹʇs ʇǝǝlɟ uı ʇɹɐ oɥʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ɹno

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Song for (as) Mrs Lovett (it's not Stephen Sondheim's, it's just a fan- me ;))

posted by NelenaBlack666

You've stolen whatever I've ever been.
You're the King of crime and I'll never be your Queen.
Now it's too late again.
Trust is never to regain.
I conceed, my Amore is still there.
About revenge only I too came to care.
"We all deserve to die?", don't we?
So why would feelings change so suddenly?
Even you, even I.
Then, I suspect another lie.
Come and hurt me, my dear.
There's no one to protect me here.
I'm not afraid of te anymore.
What are te waiting for?
There's nothing for me in life.
'Cause of me, you've killed her, since I'll never be your wife.

Why!
Why is everything a lie?
And we can't leave it for...

Just something silly...

posted by cassie-1-2-3

I was in the random spot and was asked to write a random story. "Have a Little Priest" was playing on my iPod, so I decided to base it off the movie.

There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. She took her barber husband out for lunch every thursday into Nelly's meat pie shop. Little did they know, they weren't eating meat pies at all! They were really eating rotten ciliegia pie. te see, Nelly Lovette had a difficult time obtaining meat for her pies, so she secretly started gathering cherries. Once she ran out of her entire supply of meat, she turned to the cherries. She noticed...

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How I found about ST (complicated story!)

posted by Drakkoholic

So,now I start my story about Sweeney Todd.

In February 2007 my class went to the cinema.We watched a Bully Herbig movie....Before the movie starts,the trailer of Sweeney Todd appears.I was so falle in Amore with Sweeney Todd there :P
My enemy was so scared of the trailer.After watchin the Bully movie my enemy wanted to beat me up,then I ran behind a big poster of ST.He was scared again...
Few days later I forgot the name of my "love".Since July 2007!(That was the date,when the DVD was in Austria.)I saw the articolo in a video/DVD magacine and I remembered him!!!Then one week before my 15th b-day I watched ST!What a feeling to see my "skunkman" again!Then the obsession started!

Then I had a lot of styles....

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My drawing of Sweeney

posted by siri_soul

As I promised, Claire, here it's my drawing. I looked at 2 foto of Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett and I adapted them to my drawing.
So awesome and exciting to draw Helena and Johnny :D

Hope te like

Well, I have to write più so as this can be an article... so sorry for this hehe

MRS. LOVETT:
A customer!
Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a -- Fright, I thought te was a ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcher sit! Sit te down, sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!
Did te come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague--
(Ugh! What is that?) But...

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epiphany

posted by claire-aka-bob

I had him!
His throat was there beneath my hand.
No, I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again.
Mrs. Lovett: Easy now, hush Amore hush
I keep telling you, Whats your rush?
Todd: When? Why did I wait?
You told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell te why, Mrs. Lovett, tell te why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying...

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alms alms

posted by claire-aka-bob

Alms Alms
Beggar Woman

Alms, alms for a miserable woman!
On a miserable chilly morning
Thank ya, sir thank ya

Antony (spoken)

Mam, could te tell me who’s house this is?

Beggar Woman (spoken)

That? That's the great Judge Turpin's house, that is.

Antony (spoken)

And the young lady who resides there?

Beggar Woman (spoken)

Oh her? That' Johanna, his pretty little ward...
Keeps her snug he does. All locked up.
So don't te go trespassin' there o it’s a good whipping for you
o any other young man with mischief on his mind!
(sung)
How would ya like a little muff dear
A little jig jig. A little bounce around the bush.
Wouldja like to push me parsley? It looks to me dear that te got plenty there to push.
Alms! Alms! For a desperate woman!