Ling's audition

Jin: I cant believe this! We have absolutely no one for our band, and to

top it off, the contest is only 5 days away!

Hwo: Cool it man!

Jin: How can I cool it Hwo? My dream is slowly slipping away!

Hwo: Isnt your dream to defeat Heihachi in the tournament?

Jin: I am entitled to più than one dream te know.

Hwo: Yeah, whatever.

Jin: So, did te post up our banners this time?

Hwo: Yeah, for your information, I did Mr. Smart $$.

Jin: Yeah, well, its pretty hard to depend upon te Hwoarang.

Hwo: Jin Jin Jin, te have such little faith…

Jin: Yeah, in you.

Hwo: Now are te gonna listen to the...

CHAPTER 7 PREPARE TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS! WELL, NOT REALLY.

A visit from Grandpa

And so they waited…

Hwoa: ciao Jin, te think anybody is going to come?

Jin: Nope, doubt it….

Hwoa: So why are we just sitting around here?

Jin: Because we are just poor pathetic losers who don't have a life and think that the whole world revolves around fighting and nothing else because we don't have a future and know it. Why'd te ask?

Hwoa: No reason.

Jin: *sigh*

Hwoa: *sigh*

Hwoa: No really, what are we doing here?

Jin: te mean besides the fact that we are poor pathetic losers who don't have a—

Hwoa: Yes Jin! Besides...

Anna's audition part 2

Chapter 3

Anna: He's right Hwoarang. When will te learn!

Hwo: Can we change the subject please?

Jin: Okay. Anna, just sing for us.

Anna: Sure! Prepare to be dazzled boys! *Clears her throat* And now, I begin!

I~have—Bieen—wait-ing, FOR yoooou….buy MY Hearrrrrrrrrrrrt, wont Taayake…any più pay-ay-ane!

Well, how did I do?

Jin and Hwoarang gape at her with a blank stare on their face. Their mouths were hung wide open. Hwoarang was starting to drool.

Hwo: Wow.

Anna: te like?

Hwo: Yeah, if te enjoy eating dog $hit!

Anna: What?

Hwo: Lets put it this way, I wish I was dead!...