Passion frutta is seen skipping along the counter, coming up to Orange, who is sitting on a bench and Leggere a newspaper.

Passion: Been thinkin' for a while and there's something I gotta tell you.
Orange: Sorry Pass, I can't talk right now.
Passion: Been thinkin' that our Amore for each other has grown so very strong.
Orange: Love? Wait...
Passion: It's plain to see we're building our worlds together.
Orange: Uhh, back up for a minute.
Passion: I'm looking in your eyes right now and I can tell te feel the same.
Orange: Get off of me!

Tackling Orange, Passion ends up knocking herself and him off the...

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

Flatulence is my thing,
'Cause it's got a gassy ring,
I'm farting as I sing my song,
So why don't te all fart along?
My fart ship is not active,
If te don't fart attractive,
So come on now and mostra your fart,
'Cause it's a smelly piece of art!

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one...

We start our fanfiction with a pan through a desert, where bizzare rock formations, tumbleweeds, and cacti can be seen. After we get to see some of the beautiful, yet hot scenery, two blurs, coloured brown and blue respectively, zipped down the road leaving cacti to pull up.

The blue blur froze in mid-run, revealing itself to be a tall, ostrich-like bird. It had a light-blue body, neck, tail feathers, a purple head, head plumage, wings, and a yellow beak and legs. Below the bird, his Latin name, "Road Runner - Zippicus Birdius", appeared in a Western-style font. The assumed-to-be-frozen creature...