what are your preferito Citazioni from the hangover? heres one of mine: alan: Did te have to park so close? doug: Yeah, what's wrong? alan: I shouldn't be here. doug: Why is that, Alan? alan: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... o a Chuck E. Cheese.
alan:if we're sharing beds I'm bunking with Phill you cool with that?
phil: no i'm not cool with that
I also love
Phil: we should come back next week and take the whole town
Alan:i'm free next week oh actually next week the jonas brothers are in town but after that i'm free
[his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, o don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.
Would te please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask te twice.
Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot! Stu Price: I should go. Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.
Alan Garner: ciao what's that on your arm? Stu Price: Oh my God - Phil, te were in the hospital last night. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I guess I was. Alan Garner: Are te okay?
Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you. Melissa: Fuck off! Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license. Melissa: Suck my dick. Alan Garner: No, thank you.
te wanna fuck on me?
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. o drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
I look like a nerdy hillbilly!
Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.
C'mon, man. I'll be your Doug.
Alan Garner: [while getting fitted for a tux] Whoa, watch it, pervert! Doug Billings: It's ok, Alan. He's just doing your inseam. Alan Garner: He's getting very close to my shaft.
Officer Franklin: I see guys like te in here every fuckin' day. Officer Garden: Every fuckin' day! Officer Franklin: Yeah let's all go to Vegas and get really fucked up! Officer Garden: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Officer Franklin: Let's go steal a cop car because it'd be real fuckin' funny! Think te gon' get away with it? Not up in here! Officer Franklin: [lividly] Not up in here!