Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

precedente update: link

I went for nearly an entire mese without internet, because I moved into a new house. The last episode for this series was postato 22 days ago. It's also the season 2 finale. Originally, I was going to end season 2 at episode 44, but because of my lack of internet, I decided to end season 2 there. Because of this, I'm going to give Season 3 thirty episodes. Six più episodes then what I originally had planned. The Season Premiere will be postato in the start of September. I really hope te enjoy it once it comes out.

Now, it's time to update the lista of engines on the Island...

Ian is the narrator.

Narrator: I don't want to be the narrator.
Cameraman: Too bad. Do it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Why?!?!?! *Sighs* Trainz was filmed in High Definition before a Live Studio audience. te happy?
Cameraman: You're not finished yet. te still have a lot of lines in your script.
Ian: AH!! *Leaving the yards at 50 miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Yard Master: Come back! te forgot your train!
Cameraman: If I hide somewhere, will that work?
Audience: *Laughing*
Yard Master: Possibly.
Cameraman: Okay.
Sean: *Blows his horn*
Cameraman: Oh no, he's back!
Sean: *Pushing empty passenger cars...

Ken Froiteg, and his daughter Nancy were waiting at the station for the first train. Since they were close to the sheds, Nancy asked if she could clean the engines.

Ken: Sure. But remember to be back on time.
Nancy: I will daddy. *Skips happily to the sheds*

She got her bucket, and rag ready, and started cleaning Skarloey first.

Skarloey: *Sleeping*
Nancy: Wake up lazybones. Your brass is filthy. Aren't te ashamed?
Skarloey: *Barely awake* No you're just an old fusspot. *Sleeps again*
Nancy: Rheneas comes home soon. Don't te want to look nice for his arrival?
Skarloey: *Wakes up* What?! When?
Nancy:...

Song: link

A party was taking place inside the Mossberg Harbor station. People were enjoying the Musica as they danced with each other. S.B was one of those guys as he danced with Mercedes.

S.B: It's great that we can spend più time together.
Mercedes: I agree.
S.B: Will it be okay with your mom if I visit te at your place on Friday?
Mercedes: When she finishes creating the schedules for her engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg, I'll ask.
S.B: Gotcha. I'm gonna take a little break, and grab a root beer.
Mercedes: Can I go with you?
S.B: Sure. I figured I'd also spend a few minuti on the station...

S.B is seen on his cell phone talking to someone while sitting in a room in his house.

S.B: Okay. Thank you. I'll wait for it at the address we discussed earlier....Thank you....Goodbye. *Hangs up* I can't wait to share this with the others. *Walks out of his house* Just gotta return my rental car.

Song: link

S.B: *Gets into a Mazda 6, and drives out of his driveway*

Sean: *Taking a nap at Mossberg Harbor*
Makenzie: *Passes Kaela while pulling a passenger train to Santa Cruz*
Grayback: *Refueling while waiting for another freight*
Panzer: *Pushing a rotary snow plow, clearing snow off his line*
Kenny:...

Family Guy: Peter Beat Cleveland

Cast

Sean as Cleveland
Henry as Peter
Harold as Joe

Video: link

Sean: *Driving a 1968 Corvette. He sees a Ford Crown Victoria flash it's lights while sounding it's siren behind him* Goddangit! *Pulls over*
Henry: *Pops up successivo to the police car, and stops successivo to Sean in the Corvette* Do te have any idea how fast te were going sir?
Sean: Peter?
Henry: ciao Cleveland. This is just so we can talk without getting spotted da Lois and Donna. I need te to step out of the car sir.
Sean: *Gets out of his car, facing Henry* Peter there's gotta be a better way-
Henry: HE'S GOT...

Song (Start at 2:22): link

Sean: *Passes a railroad crossing, then sees a red signal at Delta Station* Really? *Stops*

He wasn't upset for long though when he saw who stopped successivo to him with another passenger train.


Stop the song

Sean: *Looks to his left, and sees Mily*
Mily: Hi.
Sean: Hello.
Mily: What brings te here?
Sean: This red signal. I'm supposed to be at Nova.
Stationmaster: *Arrives* ciao Sean, sorry for the delay, but Victoria, and Andrew are doing track work. Once Jerry, and Jesse pass through with their freights, te can go.
Sean: Good to know.
Mily: How's your giorno been?...

Ethan, and Lee continued moving down the line, trying to reach New York City.

NS 6901: *Towing three New Jersey Transit engines, but stops to block Ethan* Going somewhere switcher?
Ethan: *Brakes*
Lee: te took over this line as well?!
NS 6901: Yes we did. If te try going backwards, you'll run into più of my friends. te two should turn yourselves in while te still have the chance. Maybe we'll spare you.
Ethan: You're lying.
NS 6901: *Deploys an AK74*
Lee: They're gonna kill us no matter what we do. *Closes his eyes, awaiting the inevitable*

A missile hit the NS diesel in front of them, knocking...

Song: link

Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Mike: *Passing Bellette Station with his freight train*
Ethan: *Pulling four freight cars*
Kenny: *Pulling a freight train with Jeff, and Bryce*
Jesse: *Stops at Mossberg Harbor with his freight train*
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Jessica: *Pulls into Impala Station*
S.B: Wait. Cut! CUT!!!!!!

Stop the song

Jessica: *Confused as she looks at S.B* What's the matter?
S.B: This is a montage for diesels only.
Jessica: Oh. Sorry.
S.B:...

At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing Musica inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course te didn't. te can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops successivo to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here da Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

Logan's Heroes

Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.

Even though most of the engines detto hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.

Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something te wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat:...

Roanoke, Jeff, and Bryce finally made it. They stopped to refuel, and let workmen fill up the hotboxes on their freight cars.

Bryce: Now we're making progress.
Jeff: The only thing that can stop us now is-
Bryce: *Sees Southern 630 passes with a six car excursion* Hello steam! *Uncouples from the train, and pushes Jeff as he follows 630*
Jeff: Bryce, I told te to chase steam engines later. We have an important task to complete.
Bryce: But she has a nice pair of cylinders. Besides the 4501, she's the bustiest lady I've ever seen!
Jeff: Bryce! Just stop! *Brakes*

Meanwhile, with Lee, and Janet.

Janet:...

Since the first episode of Trainz is going to be on here soon, I decided to carica a lista of all the characters I created. Note, that I can't get all of their pictures in this article, so I'm going for characters that have not yet had their pictures on this club.

The Eastern Pacific engines

Sean: Amtrak F40PH
Mike "Fonzi": Canadian Pacific ES44AC
Nikki: Southern Pacific 745
Victoria: Bel Del engine 142
Shayne: BNSF Dash 9
Carter: Union Pacific SD40-2
Andrew: Santa Fe SD45
Tabby: Pennsylvania 7002
Bri: Pennsylvania 1223
Jeff & Bryce: Norfolk & Western GP9s
The random Four D&H Alco PA's: Leon,...

In the NEL's interchange with the Zorrin & Southern, Mr. Bruce was talking to Ian.

Ian: How is everything Mr. Bruce?
Mr. Bruce: Fine. Those chemicals te ordered will be arriving at Mossberg Harbor in three days. Make sure te deliver the diesel, coal, and water, da then.
Ian: I won't be late.
Mr. Bruce: After we cause the confusion on their railroad, we'll gain più ground, and run them out of business.
Panzer: *Arrives with six covered hoppers, and spots Ian* Hey, aren't te one of the Eastern Pacific engines?
Mr. Bruce: He used to be. He opened a new railroad called the Zorrin & Southern....

S.B is the narrator

Narrator: I think te already know what I'm going to say.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Yep. Here it goes. Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience.
Sean: *Couples up to his passenger train in Mossberg Harbor*
Lucy: *Coming towards him with a freight train* Hi.
Sean: Hey.
Lucy: Guess what I got in my boxcars.
Sean: Freight.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Lucy: *Laughing*
Sean: Okay, that's cheating. It's too obvious. Since it's December, my guess is that te got Natale decorations.
Lucy: I do.
Sean: I'm looking inoltrare, avanti to this year. Jazlin and I are going...

Narrator: Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier are four Alco PA's in Delaware & Hudson paint. They are very random, and most of the time, have no clue what they're talking about.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: With Valentine's giorno getting close, the four of them went together to find steam engines.
Leon, Stan, Sebastian, & Xavier: *In front of Tabby at Nova Station*
Tabby: What do te want? I have to leave soon.
Leon: Will te be one of our valentine's?
Tabby: No, now please sposta out of the way.

The train yard.

Leon: Will te go out with one of us?
Rachael: Sorry.
Suzie: We're our own valentine....

Jade: *Waiting at Mossberg Station*
Narrator: Mossberg Station is where trains of both the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway, and the Hunterdon Central meet up with passenger trains.
Alyssa: *Stops at Mossberg Station* Good to see te again Jade.
Jade: Howdy Alyssa.
Alyssa: I got a message for te from Mr. Wright. Well actually, the message is for Ms. Scarlett, but since you're here, could te tell her for me?
Jade: Sure. What's your message?
Alyssa: Our new freight depot is requesting a lot of steel, cement, and bricks. We could use another engine to help out with that.
Jade: I'll talk to Ms. Scarlett,...

Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works.
Diesel: Haha! We got three steamies!
Norman: What should we do with them?
Dennis: Leave them there. They won't do anything.
Diesel 10: Let me explain. First, we use the "special surprise." Then, we get rid of the steamies.
Percy: Special surprise?
James: What special surprise?
Thomas: The silver tank car I stopped to look at.
Diesel 10: Precisely. The special surprise is a nerve gas called Delta 9.
Percy: Delta 9?
James: What does that do?
Diesel 10: It puts people to sleep.
Thomas: What for?
Diesel 10: So that no one can stop us!...

Andrew: *Arrives at Mossberg Harbor with ten boxcars*
Sean: *Waiting for passengers to get off his train. He sees Andrew stop successivo to him* Hey.
Andrew: ciao yourself. te haven't stopped looking at the Northern Errol Line's tracks.
Sean: That's where you're wrong. I just stopped looking now, so I could look at te while we talk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andrew: te know, they haven't been bothering us for an entire week.
Sean: That's not good.
Andrew: They're not bothering us, and te think it's bad?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: They must have something big planned for us.
Andrew: Like what? Recreating...