Justin: ciao Alejandro! Guess what I did last night?
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: te son of a-
*10 minuti later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*
Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!
Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
Amore therapist: Are te joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. te kicked him between the legs so many times that even of te did get back together, te wouldn't be able to have kids!
Courtney: ...
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. Friends don't baciare friends' boyfriends, te know what I'm sayin'?
Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND te in TDI. te thought te were SO cool. TDA te were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and te killed a pastor.
Duncan: ....
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell te what te did. te made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.
Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
Alejandro: <3
random guy #1: Heather. What are te doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
random guy #2: Hey, te detto we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
random guy #3: Heather, te little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
(BANGBANGBANGBANG!}
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, te really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.
Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a arachide, arachidi suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: te son of a-
*10 minuti later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*
Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!
Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
Amore therapist: Are te joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. te kicked him between the legs so many times that even of te did get back together, te wouldn't be able to have kids!
Courtney: ...
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. Friends don't baciare friends' boyfriends, te know what I'm sayin'?
Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND te in TDI. te thought te were SO cool. TDA te were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and te killed a pastor.
Duncan: ....
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell te what te did. te made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.
Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
Alejandro: <3
random guy #1: Heather. What are te doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
random guy #2: Hey, te detto we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
random guy #3: Heather, te little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
(BANGBANGBANGBANG!}
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, te really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.
Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a arachide, arachidi suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.